Prompt: Thanks to act of ROB when Kaneki wakes up he finds that he now has FOUR Voices/Imaginary Friends in his head PLUS Rize. These Five Imaginary Friends are Tobi, Issei, Deadpool and the yellow and white speech texts that appear in Deadpool's head. Along with this Kaneki finds that he no longer feels hungry because ROB somehow added White Zetsu DNA into him and is almost immortal thanks to ROB putting a modified healing factor in him.
Whenever he starts slobbering for human flesh and Rize appears, the Four arrive and ruin the moment by doing things like hitting on Rize and being all funny and near-sociopathic. However because the events have to eventually at some point have to go near The Stations of Canon, Nishio takes a look at Kaneki and smells how WEIRD the guy is and after beating the shit out of him and Hide manages to take a bite out of Kaneki only to puke because "it's like broccoli" even though Ghouls can't eat vegetables!
In the meanwhile Doctor Kanou is wondering, why his regenerative ability THAT absurd and how can he walk on water, become intangible and grow trees from his body along with summon red power armour that says BOOST and speak to people's boobs? Deadpool at some point somehow thinks "Killebrew" and decides to meet the good doctor