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Tobi'sAGoodBoy said:
How about this instead, they're actually instead a bunch of VERY dangerous punisher-like vigilantes that HATE most "heroes" for being a bunch of corporate/media/government fakes and don't believe in the "Unwritten Rules" to them the villains made those rules up and heroes are too cowardly and/or weak to do anything significant to them. So it's up to them to wipe out the cancer(s) in society.
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And somehow, Taylor still ends up fighting them. And winning, despite having even less support by the PRT, No Help from the Public, and them having more resources than in canon.
asdx said:
Prompt: The Butcher is replace by The Butcher.
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And Lisa gets headachified from all the terribalized grammars.
 
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Tobi'sAGoodBoy said:
How about this instead, they're actually instead a bunch of VERY dangerous punisher-like vigilantes that HATE most "heroes" for being a bunch of corporate/media/government fakes and don't believe in the "Unwritten Rules" to them the villains made those rules up and heroes are too cowardly and/or weak to do anything significant to them. So it's up to them to wipe out the cancer(s) in society.
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So... The Elite/The Authority? Get me Superwoman, we have heat vision lobotomies to do!
 
Tobi'sAGoodBoy said:
More along the lines of The Authority rather than The Elite, the Elite were more likely to Jump The Slippery Slope than anything and do things in an almost unnecessarily brutal fashion.
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The Elite were expies of the Authority, because DC and Vertigo weren't one yet... Never did figure out how both teams fit into the mainline now.
 
Fun fact: The Female lead from Rocky Horror is the same actress that played Buffy's mom in Buffy the vampire slayer.

Prompt: Buffy finally works up the courage to tell Joyce that she's a transvestite, only for her mom to reveal that it's something of a genetic predisposition from her father, Dr. Franknfurter.
 
Prompt:Taylor's actually the Daughter of Zod and for whatever the reason decides to travel the world without her powers. Eventually she somehow convinces a bunch of VERY dangerous vigilante capes to join her in founding the Justice League(which is more like The Authority). They become a 'rival' of sorts to the Protectorate due to their rising numbers. The Yangban at some point tries to capture Taylor and use her to create an army of more Supermen.

This somehow results in her decapitating the Parahuman that founded the Yangban and instilled the puppet state of the CUI and declaring it Justice League territory. She surprisingly enough respects free will and gets the Yangban de-brainwashed
 
Prompt: Before Manton's daughter died she married a dockworker in the Bay and had a child. Years later the Siberian comes to the Bay and meets a prospective recruit that looks a great deal like her.

Taylor: M-Mom!?
Siberian: *Shocked*
Manton: *Chokes*
*Later*
Taylor: Isn't this better than eating people mom? *Eating cheesecake*
Siberian: *Nods.*
*Everyone else in the restaurant is keeping completely quiet and doing their best not to die.*
 
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A DxD Crack Prompt Idea(s)
1.The Vampire Faction(Both Tepes and Carmilla)are all Pillar Men Expy's.......with clothes and other modern day conveniences found in developed countries.
2.Issei has a Stand that looks like a combination of Cardinal Crimson Promotion and Juggernaut Drive, it says/shouts LOVE! whenever it punches something.
3.Ddraig and Albion are thought to be gay for one another
4.Great Red can pose and IS Fabulous!
5.Vali doesn't pose and is as uninteresting as he is in canon, Issei does not acknowledge him to be his rival.
6.Kiba has to constantly fight the urge to Pose while holding onto 8 swords Killer Bee Style and is ashamed of himself for being a survivor and for doing embarrassing poses.
7.Kuroka is an expy of William Anthonia Zeppeli! She teaches Koneko/Shirone how to use Senjutsu and does that speech about human bravery
8.Gasper is more of a Dio Expy than in canon with less evil. He forcibly kisses Koneko-chan and takes away her first kiss in front of Issei.
9.Ravel Phenex acts like Speedwagon.........except richer and good at finances like in canon.
10.CaoCao reveals that his name is actually his nickname!
 
Blackmarch said:
Prompt: Before Manton's daughter died she married a dockworker in the Bay and had a child. Years later the Siberian comes to the Bay and meets a prospective recruit that looks a great deal like her.

*Snip
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Did you just make Manton become Worst Grandfather NA? I feel like lurking behind the family fuzzies is the fact that he either never interacts with his granddaughter or abandoned her at some point to go across the world and turn her mother's visage into one of the most feared beings on the planet.
 
Extract said:
Did you just make Manton become Worst Grandfather NA? I feel like lurking behind the family fuzzies is the fact that he either never interacts with his granddaughter or abandoned her at some point to go across the world and turn her mother's visage into one of the most feared beings on the planet.
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He didn't know that she even had a daughter. He was much too busy with his work with Cauldron to pay attention. When she died he decided to focus on what he knew about her and twisted it. Now that he knows that she had a family and a child that looks almost exactly like her he is trying to connect vicariously through his projection. He is learning more and more about how Annette really lived, what she loved and believed in and he is trying to be faithful to that. Jack's hold on him is getting kinda shaky...
 
Blackmarch said:
He didn't know that she even had a daughter. He was much too busy with his work with Cauldron to pay attention. When she died he decided to focus on what he knew about her and twisted it. Now that he knows that she had a family and a child that looks almost exactly like her he is trying to connect vicariously through his projection. He is learning more and more about how Annette really lived, what she loved and believed in and he is trying to be faithful to that. Jack's hold on him is getting kinda shaky...
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Any objection I may have raised on the basis of lurking horror and sadness has been revoked. Fire away!

Edit: Actually, I think it could be interesting if run either way, I just jumped to the less happy conclusion.
 
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Wow. That could actually be a serious story huh?
 
Prompt:Taylor gains the power to create near-infinite amounts of Dust(but no Tinker-tech specialty) and give people Auras. She cannot however give parahumans auras.
 
Extract said:
Any objection I may have raised on the basis of lurking horror and sadness has been revoked. Fire away!

Edit: Actually, I think it could be interesting if run either way, I just jumped to the less happy conclusion.
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Shame on you! This is a crack thread sir and I am appalled at the line of thought you chose to follow! For shame sir! For shame!
 
Blackmarch said:
Shame on you! This is a crack thread sir and I am appalled at the line of thought you chose to follow! For shame sir! For shame!
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I'm sorry, I'll seclude myself until such a time where I have come up with a sufficiently crack-y prompt. Despite only speaking with you all for a few brief posts, it was an honor. I may or may not see you within the next decade.
 
Extract said:
I'm sorry, I'll seclude myself until such a time where I have come up with a sufficiently crack-y prompt. Despite only speaking with you all for a few brief posts, it was an honor. I may or may not see you within the next decade.
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I shall await your return. May the Crack God rain inspiration upon you.
 
Prompt: Emma had no problem with the thugs that cornered her that day. She makes Trevor Phillips look well adjusted. Taylor is a brave, brave girl.
 
OverReactionGuy said:
That didn't work out so well for the Sage if I recall. I'm not saying it's not possible that good things would come with Taylor giving everyone chakra, but well, I doubt everything would be all roses and peaches or whatever that saying is.

Think of it like this, in a world like earth bet. Is it easier being a Hero, or a Villain?
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Admittedly being scum is easier there or being a fake hero just does a little less damage to the powerless
 
Prompt: Wards!Taylor and the Wards get accidentally stoned without realising it after fighting their way through several hotboxed Merchant drug caches
 
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