Hugs and Kisses
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Scarlet Justice: Full Blossom – ep. 15
"Hugs and Kisses"
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I open my eyes and feel Fio stroking my head gently. A lovely way to start this new morning in the Leaf.
"Hey. Morning, hon."
"Morning." I lift my head a bit so that I can kiss Fio properly. "Going out already?"
"Yeah. Some paperwork to take care of, you know how it is. It's okay if I wake you like that, yeah?" She stands up and pulls on her suspenders.
"Perfectly fine. I'm not a complete machine in the mornings, you know," I say with a smile.
"Heh, cool stuff. I'll grab breakfast on the way down to the office. You want me to order something in for you before I head out?"
"No, no...I'll be fine for now. Thank you, my love."
The phone rings and Fio reaches over to the nearby nightstand to get it. "Hello? She's in, yeah. Oh, okay."
"Call for me?" I ask drowsily.
"Yep. It's from Ino. Here."
"Good morning, Miss Kobayashi. I hope I haven't disturbed your sleep," the receptionist says.
"Not a problem, I was already awake. Was there a message for me?"
"Yes, from Miss Ino Yamanaka. Would you like for me to put her through now?"
"If you would be so kind."
"Of course. One moment, please."
I wait for the line to switch over.
"Hello and good morning~!"
"Hello yourself," I say. "Long time no hear."
"Ooh, you sound even sassier now. I love it," Ino says with a laugh. "I heard you made it back, but had a few things to take care of. In any case, I wanted to welcome you home. And of course, tell you how much I wanted to see you in person."
"Thank you, darling. And I feel very much the same...I take it you're free for a bit today?"
"Definitely. I have a bunch of things that I can move around or cancel if I need to. So, how about it? Wanna make your third favourite blonde in the whole world super happy?"
"Nothing would warm my heart more, darling. Fio's heading out for a good while, and I don't have anything scheduled, aside from paying Kurenai and Asuma a visit."
"Awesome. Let's see...you remember the tea shop, across from the mid-town bowling alley?"
"I remember that one. That's where the old man who makes the cute wood carvings goes for tea, isn't it?"
"Yeah. I saw him the other day, he looks like he could live another hundred years. I'll meet you there in about an hour. Sound good?"
"Sounds wonderful. See you then."
"Tell Fio to come over here for a bit, so I can pester her too."
"Fio, love. Phone for you."
"Hm?" She takes the receiver from me. "Hey, Ino. Yeah, I just came back yesterday! Paperwork and stuff...yeah, I know. Thankfully it's just reading and signing for the most part. Yeah. For sure, we'll definitely get together soon. Love you too, hon. Bye." She sets the phone down. "Alright, time for me to split for real now. Have fun, Lili."
"I will. Good luck today, love."
She gives me one more kiss before heading out, closing the door behind her. I lie in bed for a few minutes before letting my body take over. My legs swing over the side of the bed, and that's the signal that another day is about to begin in earnest.
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I head across town to the mentioned tea shop, a quaint little place whose foundations go all the way back to the founding of the Leaf itself.
"If you want to plant dahlias, this is a great, stable climate for them. Long as you take care of them properly, they'll be with you for most of the year. You can also start indoors with a few pots, you know. No shame in doing that."
Ino is talking to a young woman as I approach. I remember going out with her in the past, and sometimes chatting with old customers about flowers and gardening and the like. She's always liked being of service to people.
"Ooh. Someone's been working hard while I was gone," I say to myself with a smile. Lots of nice things to look at. Her hair is, as always, very well taken care of and now much longer than before. A long waist-length ponytail and bangs that stylishly cover the right side of her face. There's a red clip on the left side, too. Her outfit is purple, obviously. She's done away with the bandage so as to show off her well-honed midriff, and her blouse comes up a bit higher this time, paired with a skirt and shorts underneath.
Seems along with the bandage and warmers being gone, she's wearing mesh sleeves now over her knees and elbows. Thighs too, now that I look a bit closer. And the hoop earrings she used to wear have been replaced by studded ones. A present from someone? Hm. Wonder who. In any case, I am quite pleased with her development. And of course, her development.
"You can come by the shop any time. There's always someone around to help you out, we all know our stuff. Of course, if you want an extra bit of brilliance...you know exactly who to come to," she says with a wink of her blue eyes. "Happy planting!"
"Thank you, Miss Yamanaka."
I wait for the other person to leave before properly finishing my approach.
"Ino, my beloved. I've come to see you as promised."
"Lili? Wow...I mean, wow. Like...let me welcome you properly first. I've missed you so much, hon." We hug each other tightly and exchange kisses on the cheeks. Her hands rest on my shoulders as we separate slightly. "Okay, don't think I'm too weird for this..."
"As if I could. What is it?" I ask.
"I'm just getting hit full force with those feelings from so long ago...my whole, like, girl crush on you. Or maybe it was just straight up crushing on you, honestly. You look like a total goddess."
"Really. And what about you?" I tease as I tap her bare stomach gently.
"Come on, now. I know I cut a stunning figure, but you're above and beyond that. Seriously, you're making my heart speed up just looking at you. I'm totally jealous."
"You and Mama have far too much in common," I say. "Being so miserable while having such delectable bodies. I know I taught you both better than that." I laugh a bit and place my hand on Ino's cheek. "Thank you for those compliments, my love. They make me terribly happy."
"You've earned them, Lili. One more time...welcome home. It's so good being close to my girlfriend like this again."
"I feel the same way. Shall we have ourselves some tea? We can continue our loving gazes into each other across the table."
She grins and pats my side gently.
"I missed that oh so gentle sass of yours. Alright, let's flirt in a more intimate setting. It's what my goddess wants, and who am I to refuse her?"
We head into the nearby cafe at last and take a seat at the first empty table. The owner greets us and brings out a tray of fine herbal teas for us to choose from.
"Mm...I like the energy coming off that one. Any objections, Lili?" Ino asks.
"None at all. Let's try it."
"Awesome. We'll have ourselves a pot for now. Thank you~!"
The elderly man nods and heads back to the kitchen to start brewing our order.
"I've been getting news that you waltzed into Wind Country and smoked one of the Akatsuki. Bet you did it solo, too," she says with a smile.
"I had help, obviously."
"Obviously, she says. Yes, I'm sure you directed a fair amount of praise to your backup dancers, like all good mega-idols do."
"You are entirely too much sometimes."
"I know. You must have tagged up with the cuties you were gushing about all that time ago. How are they doing?"
"They've all been doing fine, Aiko especially. She took me to see her mother's memorial once everything was over. That monster Sasori made her corpse into a marionette."
"Oh, that is awful. Beyond disgusting. I remember hearing about that human puppet thing from Uncle Shikaku a long time ago, but I mean...to have it actually happen, and to your own mom. The Sand has been such a mess for so long. Saving Gaara like that will do a hell of a lot for that village's future."
"Yes."
"And it'd be tragic to lose him for other reasons. We wouldn't want our S-Class hottie to go gently into the night at such a young age."
"I'm surprised Temari didn't throttle you while she was here," I quip. "Apparently she was teaming up with Shikamaru?"
"Yeah, doing diplomatic things. He's on the exam committee and working on stuff right now, doesn't complain nearly as much as he used to...which says a lot, but he's still a whiny ass." She sighs. "I love those boys to bits, but they're such a handful, you know?"
"I can imagine. Hmm...but he and Temari..."
"Ah, yeah. They're hitting it off, pretty much. He thinks she's a pushy bitch and she thinks he's a slacker asshole. You know the vibes." She shrugs. "They'll be screwing in about two or three years from now, provided the heavens don't intervene."
"Confident, aren't we?"
"I have to be. Comes with the territory, as we both know. Oh, here we are. That tea smells great from out here."
"It does." The owner sets down the pot and two cups, then pours our tea expertly before bowing and shuffling off again. Ino and I take our first sips before sighing with satisfaction.
"Oh, that is so nice," she says.
"Wonderful. Just the right amount of flavour...it's always such a treat coming here."
"Totally is."
I take another sip before resuming our conversation. "So. I mentioned earlier I was going over to see our lovebirds...but I wanted to bother you a bit first. We have Naruto and Hina, Shino and Futaba..."
"Sakura and Sasuke," she says with a smile.
"Not bitter?"
"Ha. I'm way over him. Have been for a while, now. Not half bad looking, obviously, but it's like you said a few times before. There are other boys to have a go at."
"And girls."
"And girls. So I might as well open up to you now about my new development, since you've asked so nicely. Rika and I are together now. Dated for about a year before going steady. I'm pretty attached to her, I'd say."
"You asked first, yes?"
"I did. It took her about a week to figure things out, but...I knew that it wasn't something calculated on her part. There's so much about her that's so pure...she makes me feel at ease in this world. And more than that, she's so encouraging. If I do choose to find myself a husband in the future, I won't push her aside. Not that I was planning on it. But we have a while before that, I think. Right now, I just want to be with her, and accept all of her feelings."
I reach across the table, and she reaches back. Our hands squeeze each other gently.
"Congratulations, Ino. I'm happy for both of you. If you two need anything, anything at all...I'm right here."
"Thanks, Lili. I love you so much, you know. Thank you for always being there for me."
"You're welcome. I love you too, Ino."
We slowly go back to our tea for a bit.
"I take it she's quite good at stroking your ego, then?" I ask.
"Oh, is she ever. And when she puts her mind to it...well. The way she takes care of me would have every lord and lady in the world begging for a fraction of the same treatment. She goes all out, I mean all out."
"That woman is terribly gifted, you know."
"Emphasis on the terribly. Honey, she could slap a collar on me and make me bark all night long after whatever she does."
"Ooh. That bad, eh."
She nods. "Real bad. I love it."
"I'll keep this in mind for...future endeavours."
"I think that's supposed to be terrifying instead of hot."
I wink at her. "Mission accomplished."
Ino smiles and shakes her head. "So bad. You haven't lost a step, Lili. Love to see it."
I hear the chimes from the front entrance, and two people move towards our table.
"And there you go, Choji. Told you she'd be somewhere drinking tea, or whatever it is divas like to do these days..."
"Hey, Ino. We just came back from a meeting with Asuma-sensei. He said he's pushing our next session back a while."
"Didn't expect you boys for a few more hours," Ino says. "Message received, I guess. While you're here, say hello to our princess. She just came back from her training trip."
"New friend?" Shikamaru asks from behind me. I turn in my seat to give him a smile and a wave.
"Lovely to see you, my dear, sweet loafer."
"Lili? Holy crap. You too?"
"Didn't recognize you, Lili! Whoa, you changed a whole lot!" Choji exclaims.
Shikamaru has chosen to flow with the times, replacing his old outfit with the standard one for Leaf shinobi: a long sleeved dark shirt and pants, with the green combat vest over top of it. He has mesh sleeves like Ino, only going over his wrists and ankles. There is an interesting little change to his forehead protector, as it seems to be sewn right in to his left sleeve. Hm. I wonder how that would look on my outfit. Otherwise, he's his usual bored-looking self. I can't say I mind it.
Choji on the other hand has changed quite a bit, dramatically as one might say. His brown hair has grown out to waist length, and he's now cloaked in red with plate armour on his arms, legs, and torso. The same character for 'food' is etched in red on his chest, and he has a red headband to match. Certainly a transformation, and it seems his confidence has grown along with him. It's lovely to see.
They have the same studded earrings that Ino has. Perhaps it was a gift for their promotions.
"Me too, then? Ah, I see. I would say that there is no need for nerves, but...as I understand it, these times are among the most excitable for teenage boys," I say to Shikamaru. "My apologies if my natural allure makes it difficult for you young men to function, but I cannot control the will of the heavens as I am now."
He nods, looking impressed. "Not bad. Took you less than thirty seconds to start terrorizing me again."
"I do hope you've been well, my love."
"Couldn't be better. Things happen...it's a living, you know. Can't complain too much."
"Emphasis on the too much," Ino quips.
"Surely, we can appreciate a nuanced perspective on this world of ours," I say as I stand up. I hug Shikamaru and kiss him on the cheek.
"Unfortunately, things like that make me think I can keep tolerating you," he says with a wry smile. "Welcome home, Lili. Glad you made it back safe."
"Thank you, Shikamaru." I float over to Choji and kiss him gently on the cheek as well. "And you look quite handsome these days."
"Aw, shucks. You really think so?" he asks, blushing.
"It's not a put on, darling. You see, unlike the blonde harpy over there, who is egocentric in her nature-"
"Oi."
"-I am someone who takes an entirely different form as a hedonist, in the footsteps of my beloved mother and heavenly sister. As such, I am able to provide you with a largely unbiased viewpoint in these matters, and a great deal of honesty besides."
"The honest part is right, at least," Shikamaru says.
"Hush. Now, you must know that women do love a man with big, strong arms. It is the linchpin of their romantic fantasies, you see. And the broad stature befitting of a protector and provider would not go unnoticed for too long. Girls of our age are, unfortunately, largely ignorant to these benefits, and so will pass you over for those with physiques who fit the style of the day."
"Yeah, I know," Choji says.
"But...you should also know there is hope. For you are the sixteenth generation of Akimichi heads, the latest in a long bloodline of warriors. Your father, and his father before him, so on and so forth, found themselves partners to have offspring with. And it will be the same for you, this I promise. Continue to work on yourself, so that your kind heart continues to radiate outwards. One day, there will be a maiden that sees you the same way we do."
"Lili..."
"Have faith, Choji. You are a dashing young man, and you will find someone to love you inside and out. So don't worry, okay?"
"Alright," he says with a smile. "Thanks, Lili."
"Hmhm. My pleasure, darling."
"Careful, Choji. She got me wrapped around her finger the same way," Ino says. "Well, I don't hate it anyways. She takes good care of me."
"I dunno if your old man will appreciate you being married off so soon," Shikamaru quips. "And don't you already have a girlfriend?"
"She prefers the term significant other. And I'm allowed to have more than one, dummy."
"Sheesh. You women get weirder by the year."
"And you wonder why even Hina sasses you these days. Well, you two can go away now. I want some more time to myself with my new wife."
"Yeah, yeah. Come on, Choji. Let's grab something to eat. I might be half as hungry as you are..."
"No kidding? That's a lot, Shikamaru."
He grumbles and sighs. "Not you doing a stand up routine, too...damn. What a pain."
"I'll see you lovelies later," I say before blowing them a kiss. "Bye for now~"
"See you, Lili!"
"Yeah, can't wait for the next torture session."
They head off, and I go back to my tea. "So, what does my lovely spouse have to tell me about the state of affairs around here?"
"Depends on how juicy you want your info."
"I would say...mm, very."
"Thought you'd go with that," she says with a smile. "We'll start with the fun stuff first, then."
"By the by...those earrings you all have. I notice they're all the same. Was it a gift for your promotion?"
"Oh, yeah. Those old earrings I used to wear? Those were from my dad. The three of us wore them from the day we made genin to the day we all made chuunin. Then as part of tradition, a member of the Sarutobi Clan gives us a new set of earrings, to signify that we're adults and ready to lead our clans when the time comes. So that would be Asuma-sensei in this case."
"I see."
"We swear an oath, promising to protect the Leaf and its legacy, and to pass down that oath to our children once they come into this world. And once they do, when they become genin themselves, we pass our earrings over to them, so that they can carry that oath and all it means. Then they pass them back to us once they get new ones, as we passed ours back to our parents. And the cycle continues for another generation."
"That sounds quite grand. A tradition that has stood the test of time..."
"Right?" she says with a smile. "It's really cool. And I'm definitely gonna keep it going. So will the others. As I say often enough, life finds a way. If Uncle Shikaku could get hitched, anything's possible."
"Pfft. You might be right."
"I'm totally right. Well," she says while fluttering her lashes dramatically, "shall we have ourselves that lovely stroll through the gossip mill, my beloved wife?"
"I would love nothing more, my most beautiful spouse."
---
There is always something to gossip about in a village of this size, but we ladies are concerned with only the most important details as they come from loose lips to our waiting ears. It seems the past few years have been rich with mischief, and through this lengthy session over piping hot tea, Ino and I go over as much as we can. From who might be sleeping with who, to yet uncovered illegal activity, to transgressions that would cost someone, or a few someones, their careers. We don't interfere with anything unless it's urgent, or will cause harm. After all, this isn't a spherical, fair society we live in. Not every mistake needs to be dredged up, and not every punishment is justice. Besides, letting things play out sometimes is a good deed in and of itself.
"As for our favourite war hawk...well. He hasn't been up to anything that we could keep track of," Ino says. "Rika thinks that he's waiting for you to move."
"Is that so..."
"Aside from the political wrangling as a result of the Sound Village occupation, nothing's been happening recently. Part of it is Akatsuki, part of it is the usual bureaucracy. That organization is probably up to something underground."
"I thought as much. I was interrupted from talking to the old man yesterday. Koharu pulled me into a meeting instead," I say. "Wanted me to help her put a leash on Naruto."
"Ugh. That old bitch."
"Our interests do align to a point, when it comes to protecting him. Obviously we have different reasons for wanting that...but still, she will be useful in the future."
"Gonna keep her around when you get the hat?"
"Fuck no. That fossil would definitely get in the way of what I want to do. On that note, there's something spicy you should know. The old man's been sitting on the masked man revelation."
Ino's eyes widen. "Holy shit. She's on the outside."
"Her and Homura. It's Danzo's fault. I guarantee it."
"Yeah, yeah. They were pretty tight before he got kicked off the council...wow. That gives us some room, eh?"
"Plenty. We can't let things drift forever, though."
"For sure. But we can get cooking with this. She didn't suspect a thing, then...heh. You are so smooth, hon. Such a relief having you back."
"Thank you, love."
"I'm ready to put these bitches on notice when you are. Just say the word," she says with a saucy wink.
"Hmhm. You'll know when, Ino. You're a beauty in more ways than one." I check my timepiece. "It's getting into afternoon proper. I think I should see to my sensei today, before too much time passes."
"Got it. We'll pick this up a bit later. Take care, Lili."
"You too, Ino." We exchange kisses before hugging each other tightly. "I'll take care of the bill for us."
"Thanks, hon. Gonna freshen up in the ladies' room before I take off myself."
I set down my payment and a good sized gratuity for our elderly host, check my compact a bit, and then head back into the day. The weather is as nice as ever, and I settle into a relaxed walk while going through the Leaf. Tsunade was right to warn me earlier...there are some thirsty looks today. Though it is me, so it only makes sense. Long as no one gets too fresh, it should be fine.
"Before I forget...there's a shop that I can stop at to pick up a few gifts. It shouldn't hurt, right?"
I duck into one of the stores I remembered from long ago, and find that it's the same as ever. Behind the counter are the items I want. The shop owner is quite understanding when I say that one of them is a gift for one of my uncles. Well...I suppose I did charm him a little bit to help things along. Either way, my presents are acquired, and I am on my way again after slipping them into my pockets.
"I knew I recognized that scent from somewhere."
"Mm?" I look behind me to see someone land nearby. A few someones, actually.
"Long time no see, Miss Kobayashi."
"Well, if it isn't my darling Hana. And her handsome boys, lest I forget." I get a chorus of barks in return.
"Looks like you've filled out quite nicely. Some might say too nicely." Hana is wearing her combat jacket this afternoon, but otherwise looks as lovely as she always does. I think that's a new brand of lipstick, though...I like it. Makes her lips look very lush.
"You mean like your dear mother."
"Her, too."
"Hmhm. Well, let's get a hug in before she drags me away." We give each other a friendly squeeze before separating, and I give some head rubs to the Haimarus afterwards. "Speaking of Tsume...ah, I was going to ask if she was well, but she's coming along with Kiba. Family outing?"
"Close enough. There was a shinobi-trained fraudster we needed to track down, not a big to-do or anything. Along the way we did some clean-up, took down a few more idiots. All good, though. Kiba needs the field experience as a chuunin."
"So he's crossed over as well. Good for him."
"Yeah, totally. I'm so glad he's moved to the next level. At this rate, he'll be a jounin soon enough."
"Knew I spotted someone familiar! Welcome back, Red!"
Tsume lands next to us with Kuromaru in tow, then Kiba who is riding a large white creature...wait. Is that Akamaru? Goodness, that child has grown.
Kiba's outfit has changed from the usual...now he's dressed in black all the way through, with a leather jacket on top and a mesh shirt underneath. There are several zippers on it, like on the sleeves for example. It reminds me a bit of that red zippered jacket a famous singer in the west wore once...
"Huh? You too?" Kiba says.
"What's that mean?" Tsume asks.
"I believe that it's a common expression for young men in the Leaf these days. At least it is when they see me for the first time," I say.
"I think a better expression is good god almighty, or somethin' like that. I'm looking at you and I still can't believe what I'm seeing. Stacked like the old man's paperwork..."
"Mom, seriously," Hana says. "Not in front of Kiba."
"What? You think the kid hasn't seen this before? Hell, Hinata's got herself some cannonballs of her own under that sweater-"
"Mom!"
"Actually, I should be worried about you getting hypnotized by this walking pin up. Thick legs, tummy out in the open...you're even more dangerous than before, Red. I oughta make sure that Hana doesn't get too close to you nowadays."
Hana groans and covers her face. Kiba has been a little too quiet, and I figure out why as he leans against Akamaru and directs his reddened face downwards.
"Well, as long as you keep yourself to this level of exposure in public, it's fine. Now c'mere and give me my hug."
"God, finally. I thought you were going to wrap me in a carpet and send me down to Intelligence."
"Quiet, you."
She holds me tight for a bit before letting go.
"Welcome home, Lili."
"Thank you, Tsume. I'm happy to be back." I walk over and rub the spot behind Kuromaru's ear that he loves. "And how are you doing, my dear sir?"
"Very well, Scarlet Viper. It is good to have you in our midst once more. I must say, I am unfamiliar with the sort of banter you women get up to at times."
"Oh, it's nothing. Tsume is just getting into the teasing spirit as she always does. It's not a problem, and I'm practically out as it is. I'll make the formal announcement when the need arises."
"I see. Well, I am glad you find it amusing enough."
"Kiba, lovely to see you again."
"Ah, yeah. Same to you," he says quietly. I give him a gentle handshake, and he's grateful for that much. Poor thing looks like he's going to overheat if I get too close. "How'd that trip of yours go?"
"Well enough. I'm sure that my nose could beat any of yours by now," I say proudly.
"Yeah, right. Your sense of smell might be good, but nothing beats the nose of an Inuzuka in the Leaf."
"We'll have to test that out one day soon, then."
"Bet on it," he says with a grin. "At least your personality hasn't changed."
"Might have gotten worse," Tsume says.
"Mom, be nice," Hana scolds.
"Well, I have learned to control my temper better," I say.
"Yeah, that's not ominous," Kiba mutters.
"Akamaru has grown up well. He's much bigger than before." I gently scratch under the now large dog's chin, and his tail wags happily. He looks the same as ever, size aside.
"Is he? Naruto said the same thing, but I don't really see it."
"..." Perhaps he hasn't noticed because they spend nearly every waking moment together. Still, that's a...well, unique lack of awareness on Kiba's part. A bit cute, thinking about it some. "He's healthy either way. That's always a good thing."
"Sure is."
"You been around to give Kurenai some hell yet?" Tsume asks.
"I was on my way to do that now. I just had a meeting with my third favourite blonde in the world."
"Princess Yamanaka, eh. She's been kicking ass lately. Guess with you back, we'll really see some damage get done. And I heard you beat the brakes off some Akatsuki goon the other day. Well, the report didn't say that exactly, but reading between the lines is basic for shinobi."
"Indeed. The Kazekage has been returned safe and sound, and the Sand sinks further into debt with us. A pleasant ending, all told."
"Yeah, a bit louder for the spies to hear," Kiba says.
"Oh, dear. Was I not clear enough? I said, the elites of Wind Country's gilded dust bowl are resting firmly in our back pockets. We love to see it."
"Kiba, Kiba, Kiba. Still so much to learn," Tsume says as she rubs his head, to his dismay. "You're talking to the Scarlet Viper herself, slayer of armies, consumer of a thousand souls, so on, so forth. Thought you'd figure that out after she whipped your ass before."
He groans. "Come on, Mom. That was like three years ago."
"What, and you think you've closed the gap since then? Ha. I want whatever the hell you're on, kid. Anyways. We'd love to banter into the night with you, Red...but you've got places to be and we've gotta get off our feet and put something in our bellies. Catch you later. Oh, and watch out for the new and totally not improved Masked Pervert."
"Kakashi gave me the information earlier."
"Good on him. Alright kids, time to head home."
"See you later, Lili. Try not to break too many hearts before the end of the week," Hana says.
"No promises, dear."
She smiles and shakes her head.
"Later. And don't make any assumptions, alright? I'm not the same guy from before. Neither is Akamaru," Kiba says.
"Clearly. Do take care, Kiba. You too, Akamaru."
"Woof!" His tongue pokes out the front of his mouth as usual. Mm. That reminds me...one of these days, I should advance that obscure skill of mine properly.
The Inuzukas soon leave, and I continue on my way towards Kurenai's apartment. Hopefully she's not too aggravated on account of her pregnancy.
It's not nearly as fun if she gets angry right away, after all.
"Hugs and Kisses"
---
I open my eyes and feel Fio stroking my head gently. A lovely way to start this new morning in the Leaf.
"Hey. Morning, hon."
"Morning." I lift my head a bit so that I can kiss Fio properly. "Going out already?"
"Yeah. Some paperwork to take care of, you know how it is. It's okay if I wake you like that, yeah?" She stands up and pulls on her suspenders.
"Perfectly fine. I'm not a complete machine in the mornings, you know," I say with a smile.
"Heh, cool stuff. I'll grab breakfast on the way down to the office. You want me to order something in for you before I head out?"
"No, no...I'll be fine for now. Thank you, my love."
The phone rings and Fio reaches over to the nearby nightstand to get it. "Hello? She's in, yeah. Oh, okay."
"Call for me?" I ask drowsily.
"Yep. It's from Ino. Here."
"Good morning, Miss Kobayashi. I hope I haven't disturbed your sleep," the receptionist says.
"Not a problem, I was already awake. Was there a message for me?"
"Yes, from Miss Ino Yamanaka. Would you like for me to put her through now?"
"If you would be so kind."
"Of course. One moment, please."
I wait for the line to switch over.
"Hello and good morning~!"
"Hello yourself," I say. "Long time no hear."
"Ooh, you sound even sassier now. I love it," Ino says with a laugh. "I heard you made it back, but had a few things to take care of. In any case, I wanted to welcome you home. And of course, tell you how much I wanted to see you in person."
"Thank you, darling. And I feel very much the same...I take it you're free for a bit today?"
"Definitely. I have a bunch of things that I can move around or cancel if I need to. So, how about it? Wanna make your third favourite blonde in the whole world super happy?"
"Nothing would warm my heart more, darling. Fio's heading out for a good while, and I don't have anything scheduled, aside from paying Kurenai and Asuma a visit."
"Awesome. Let's see...you remember the tea shop, across from the mid-town bowling alley?"
"I remember that one. That's where the old man who makes the cute wood carvings goes for tea, isn't it?"
"Yeah. I saw him the other day, he looks like he could live another hundred years. I'll meet you there in about an hour. Sound good?"
"Sounds wonderful. See you then."
"Tell Fio to come over here for a bit, so I can pester her too."
"Fio, love. Phone for you."
"Hm?" She takes the receiver from me. "Hey, Ino. Yeah, I just came back yesterday! Paperwork and stuff...yeah, I know. Thankfully it's just reading and signing for the most part. Yeah. For sure, we'll definitely get together soon. Love you too, hon. Bye." She sets the phone down. "Alright, time for me to split for real now. Have fun, Lili."
"I will. Good luck today, love."
She gives me one more kiss before heading out, closing the door behind her. I lie in bed for a few minutes before letting my body take over. My legs swing over the side of the bed, and that's the signal that another day is about to begin in earnest.
---
I head across town to the mentioned tea shop, a quaint little place whose foundations go all the way back to the founding of the Leaf itself.
"If you want to plant dahlias, this is a great, stable climate for them. Long as you take care of them properly, they'll be with you for most of the year. You can also start indoors with a few pots, you know. No shame in doing that."
Ino is talking to a young woman as I approach. I remember going out with her in the past, and sometimes chatting with old customers about flowers and gardening and the like. She's always liked being of service to people.
"Ooh. Someone's been working hard while I was gone," I say to myself with a smile. Lots of nice things to look at. Her hair is, as always, very well taken care of and now much longer than before. A long waist-length ponytail and bangs that stylishly cover the right side of her face. There's a red clip on the left side, too. Her outfit is purple, obviously. She's done away with the bandage so as to show off her well-honed midriff, and her blouse comes up a bit higher this time, paired with a skirt and shorts underneath.
Seems along with the bandage and warmers being gone, she's wearing mesh sleeves now over her knees and elbows. Thighs too, now that I look a bit closer. And the hoop earrings she used to wear have been replaced by studded ones. A present from someone? Hm. Wonder who. In any case, I am quite pleased with her development. And of course, her development.
"You can come by the shop any time. There's always someone around to help you out, we all know our stuff. Of course, if you want an extra bit of brilliance...you know exactly who to come to," she says with a wink of her blue eyes. "Happy planting!"
"Thank you, Miss Yamanaka."
I wait for the other person to leave before properly finishing my approach.
"Ino, my beloved. I've come to see you as promised."
"Lili? Wow...I mean, wow. Like...let me welcome you properly first. I've missed you so much, hon." We hug each other tightly and exchange kisses on the cheeks. Her hands rest on my shoulders as we separate slightly. "Okay, don't think I'm too weird for this..."
"As if I could. What is it?" I ask.
"I'm just getting hit full force with those feelings from so long ago...my whole, like, girl crush on you. Or maybe it was just straight up crushing on you, honestly. You look like a total goddess."
"Really. And what about you?" I tease as I tap her bare stomach gently.
"Come on, now. I know I cut a stunning figure, but you're above and beyond that. Seriously, you're making my heart speed up just looking at you. I'm totally jealous."
"You and Mama have far too much in common," I say. "Being so miserable while having such delectable bodies. I know I taught you both better than that." I laugh a bit and place my hand on Ino's cheek. "Thank you for those compliments, my love. They make me terribly happy."
"You've earned them, Lili. One more time...welcome home. It's so good being close to my girlfriend like this again."
"I feel the same way. Shall we have ourselves some tea? We can continue our loving gazes into each other across the table."
She grins and pats my side gently.
"I missed that oh so gentle sass of yours. Alright, let's flirt in a more intimate setting. It's what my goddess wants, and who am I to refuse her?"
We head into the nearby cafe at last and take a seat at the first empty table. The owner greets us and brings out a tray of fine herbal teas for us to choose from.
"Mm...I like the energy coming off that one. Any objections, Lili?" Ino asks.
"None at all. Let's try it."
"Awesome. We'll have ourselves a pot for now. Thank you~!"
The elderly man nods and heads back to the kitchen to start brewing our order.
"I've been getting news that you waltzed into Wind Country and smoked one of the Akatsuki. Bet you did it solo, too," she says with a smile.
"I had help, obviously."
"Obviously, she says. Yes, I'm sure you directed a fair amount of praise to your backup dancers, like all good mega-idols do."
"You are entirely too much sometimes."
"I know. You must have tagged up with the cuties you were gushing about all that time ago. How are they doing?"
"They've all been doing fine, Aiko especially. She took me to see her mother's memorial once everything was over. That monster Sasori made her corpse into a marionette."
"Oh, that is awful. Beyond disgusting. I remember hearing about that human puppet thing from Uncle Shikaku a long time ago, but I mean...to have it actually happen, and to your own mom. The Sand has been such a mess for so long. Saving Gaara like that will do a hell of a lot for that village's future."
"Yes."
"And it'd be tragic to lose him for other reasons. We wouldn't want our S-Class hottie to go gently into the night at such a young age."
"I'm surprised Temari didn't throttle you while she was here," I quip. "Apparently she was teaming up with Shikamaru?"
"Yeah, doing diplomatic things. He's on the exam committee and working on stuff right now, doesn't complain nearly as much as he used to...which says a lot, but he's still a whiny ass." She sighs. "I love those boys to bits, but they're such a handful, you know?"
"I can imagine. Hmm...but he and Temari..."
"Ah, yeah. They're hitting it off, pretty much. He thinks she's a pushy bitch and she thinks he's a slacker asshole. You know the vibes." She shrugs. "They'll be screwing in about two or three years from now, provided the heavens don't intervene."
"Confident, aren't we?"
"I have to be. Comes with the territory, as we both know. Oh, here we are. That tea smells great from out here."
"It does." The owner sets down the pot and two cups, then pours our tea expertly before bowing and shuffling off again. Ino and I take our first sips before sighing with satisfaction.
"Oh, that is so nice," she says.
"Wonderful. Just the right amount of flavour...it's always such a treat coming here."
"Totally is."
I take another sip before resuming our conversation. "So. I mentioned earlier I was going over to see our lovebirds...but I wanted to bother you a bit first. We have Naruto and Hina, Shino and Futaba..."
"Sakura and Sasuke," she says with a smile.
"Not bitter?"
"Ha. I'm way over him. Have been for a while, now. Not half bad looking, obviously, but it's like you said a few times before. There are other boys to have a go at."
"And girls."
"And girls. So I might as well open up to you now about my new development, since you've asked so nicely. Rika and I are together now. Dated for about a year before going steady. I'm pretty attached to her, I'd say."
"You asked first, yes?"
"I did. It took her about a week to figure things out, but...I knew that it wasn't something calculated on her part. There's so much about her that's so pure...she makes me feel at ease in this world. And more than that, she's so encouraging. If I do choose to find myself a husband in the future, I won't push her aside. Not that I was planning on it. But we have a while before that, I think. Right now, I just want to be with her, and accept all of her feelings."
I reach across the table, and she reaches back. Our hands squeeze each other gently.
"Congratulations, Ino. I'm happy for both of you. If you two need anything, anything at all...I'm right here."
"Thanks, Lili. I love you so much, you know. Thank you for always being there for me."
"You're welcome. I love you too, Ino."
We slowly go back to our tea for a bit.
"I take it she's quite good at stroking your ego, then?" I ask.
"Oh, is she ever. And when she puts her mind to it...well. The way she takes care of me would have every lord and lady in the world begging for a fraction of the same treatment. She goes all out, I mean all out."
"That woman is terribly gifted, you know."
"Emphasis on the terribly. Honey, she could slap a collar on me and make me bark all night long after whatever she does."
"Ooh. That bad, eh."
She nods. "Real bad. I love it."
"I'll keep this in mind for...future endeavours."
"I think that's supposed to be terrifying instead of hot."
I wink at her. "Mission accomplished."
Ino smiles and shakes her head. "So bad. You haven't lost a step, Lili. Love to see it."
I hear the chimes from the front entrance, and two people move towards our table.
"And there you go, Choji. Told you she'd be somewhere drinking tea, or whatever it is divas like to do these days..."
"Hey, Ino. We just came back from a meeting with Asuma-sensei. He said he's pushing our next session back a while."
"Didn't expect you boys for a few more hours," Ino says. "Message received, I guess. While you're here, say hello to our princess. She just came back from her training trip."
"New friend?" Shikamaru asks from behind me. I turn in my seat to give him a smile and a wave.
"Lovely to see you, my dear, sweet loafer."
"Lili? Holy crap. You too?"
"Didn't recognize you, Lili! Whoa, you changed a whole lot!" Choji exclaims.
Shikamaru has chosen to flow with the times, replacing his old outfit with the standard one for Leaf shinobi: a long sleeved dark shirt and pants, with the green combat vest over top of it. He has mesh sleeves like Ino, only going over his wrists and ankles. There is an interesting little change to his forehead protector, as it seems to be sewn right in to his left sleeve. Hm. I wonder how that would look on my outfit. Otherwise, he's his usual bored-looking self. I can't say I mind it.
Choji on the other hand has changed quite a bit, dramatically as one might say. His brown hair has grown out to waist length, and he's now cloaked in red with plate armour on his arms, legs, and torso. The same character for 'food' is etched in red on his chest, and he has a red headband to match. Certainly a transformation, and it seems his confidence has grown along with him. It's lovely to see.
They have the same studded earrings that Ino has. Perhaps it was a gift for their promotions.
"Me too, then? Ah, I see. I would say that there is no need for nerves, but...as I understand it, these times are among the most excitable for teenage boys," I say to Shikamaru. "My apologies if my natural allure makes it difficult for you young men to function, but I cannot control the will of the heavens as I am now."
He nods, looking impressed. "Not bad. Took you less than thirty seconds to start terrorizing me again."
"I do hope you've been well, my love."
"Couldn't be better. Things happen...it's a living, you know. Can't complain too much."
"Emphasis on the too much," Ino quips.
"Surely, we can appreciate a nuanced perspective on this world of ours," I say as I stand up. I hug Shikamaru and kiss him on the cheek.
"Unfortunately, things like that make me think I can keep tolerating you," he says with a wry smile. "Welcome home, Lili. Glad you made it back safe."
"Thank you, Shikamaru." I float over to Choji and kiss him gently on the cheek as well. "And you look quite handsome these days."
"Aw, shucks. You really think so?" he asks, blushing.
"It's not a put on, darling. You see, unlike the blonde harpy over there, who is egocentric in her nature-"
"Oi."
"-I am someone who takes an entirely different form as a hedonist, in the footsteps of my beloved mother and heavenly sister. As such, I am able to provide you with a largely unbiased viewpoint in these matters, and a great deal of honesty besides."
"The honest part is right, at least," Shikamaru says.
"Hush. Now, you must know that women do love a man with big, strong arms. It is the linchpin of their romantic fantasies, you see. And the broad stature befitting of a protector and provider would not go unnoticed for too long. Girls of our age are, unfortunately, largely ignorant to these benefits, and so will pass you over for those with physiques who fit the style of the day."
"Yeah, I know," Choji says.
"But...you should also know there is hope. For you are the sixteenth generation of Akimichi heads, the latest in a long bloodline of warriors. Your father, and his father before him, so on and so forth, found themselves partners to have offspring with. And it will be the same for you, this I promise. Continue to work on yourself, so that your kind heart continues to radiate outwards. One day, there will be a maiden that sees you the same way we do."
"Lili..."
"Have faith, Choji. You are a dashing young man, and you will find someone to love you inside and out. So don't worry, okay?"
"Alright," he says with a smile. "Thanks, Lili."
"Hmhm. My pleasure, darling."
"Careful, Choji. She got me wrapped around her finger the same way," Ino says. "Well, I don't hate it anyways. She takes good care of me."
"I dunno if your old man will appreciate you being married off so soon," Shikamaru quips. "And don't you already have a girlfriend?"
"She prefers the term significant other. And I'm allowed to have more than one, dummy."
"Sheesh. You women get weirder by the year."
"And you wonder why even Hina sasses you these days. Well, you two can go away now. I want some more time to myself with my new wife."
"Yeah, yeah. Come on, Choji. Let's grab something to eat. I might be half as hungry as you are..."
"No kidding? That's a lot, Shikamaru."
He grumbles and sighs. "Not you doing a stand up routine, too...damn. What a pain."
"I'll see you lovelies later," I say before blowing them a kiss. "Bye for now~"
"See you, Lili!"
"Yeah, can't wait for the next torture session."
They head off, and I go back to my tea. "So, what does my lovely spouse have to tell me about the state of affairs around here?"
"Depends on how juicy you want your info."
"I would say...mm, very."
"Thought you'd go with that," she says with a smile. "We'll start with the fun stuff first, then."
"By the by...those earrings you all have. I notice they're all the same. Was it a gift for your promotion?"
"Oh, yeah. Those old earrings I used to wear? Those were from my dad. The three of us wore them from the day we made genin to the day we all made chuunin. Then as part of tradition, a member of the Sarutobi Clan gives us a new set of earrings, to signify that we're adults and ready to lead our clans when the time comes. So that would be Asuma-sensei in this case."
"I see."
"We swear an oath, promising to protect the Leaf and its legacy, and to pass down that oath to our children once they come into this world. And once they do, when they become genin themselves, we pass our earrings over to them, so that they can carry that oath and all it means. Then they pass them back to us once they get new ones, as we passed ours back to our parents. And the cycle continues for another generation."
"That sounds quite grand. A tradition that has stood the test of time..."
"Right?" she says with a smile. "It's really cool. And I'm definitely gonna keep it going. So will the others. As I say often enough, life finds a way. If Uncle Shikaku could get hitched, anything's possible."
"Pfft. You might be right."
"I'm totally right. Well," she says while fluttering her lashes dramatically, "shall we have ourselves that lovely stroll through the gossip mill, my beloved wife?"
"I would love nothing more, my most beautiful spouse."
---
There is always something to gossip about in a village of this size, but we ladies are concerned with only the most important details as they come from loose lips to our waiting ears. It seems the past few years have been rich with mischief, and through this lengthy session over piping hot tea, Ino and I go over as much as we can. From who might be sleeping with who, to yet uncovered illegal activity, to transgressions that would cost someone, or a few someones, their careers. We don't interfere with anything unless it's urgent, or will cause harm. After all, this isn't a spherical, fair society we live in. Not every mistake needs to be dredged up, and not every punishment is justice. Besides, letting things play out sometimes is a good deed in and of itself.
"As for our favourite war hawk...well. He hasn't been up to anything that we could keep track of," Ino says. "Rika thinks that he's waiting for you to move."
"Is that so..."
"Aside from the political wrangling as a result of the Sound Village occupation, nothing's been happening recently. Part of it is Akatsuki, part of it is the usual bureaucracy. That organization is probably up to something underground."
"I thought as much. I was interrupted from talking to the old man yesterday. Koharu pulled me into a meeting instead," I say. "Wanted me to help her put a leash on Naruto."
"Ugh. That old bitch."
"Our interests do align to a point, when it comes to protecting him. Obviously we have different reasons for wanting that...but still, she will be useful in the future."
"Gonna keep her around when you get the hat?"
"Fuck no. That fossil would definitely get in the way of what I want to do. On that note, there's something spicy you should know. The old man's been sitting on the masked man revelation."
Ino's eyes widen. "Holy shit. She's on the outside."
"Her and Homura. It's Danzo's fault. I guarantee it."
"Yeah, yeah. They were pretty tight before he got kicked off the council...wow. That gives us some room, eh?"
"Plenty. We can't let things drift forever, though."
"For sure. But we can get cooking with this. She didn't suspect a thing, then...heh. You are so smooth, hon. Such a relief having you back."
"Thank you, love."
"I'm ready to put these bitches on notice when you are. Just say the word," she says with a saucy wink.
"Hmhm. You'll know when, Ino. You're a beauty in more ways than one." I check my timepiece. "It's getting into afternoon proper. I think I should see to my sensei today, before too much time passes."
"Got it. We'll pick this up a bit later. Take care, Lili."
"You too, Ino." We exchange kisses before hugging each other tightly. "I'll take care of the bill for us."
"Thanks, hon. Gonna freshen up in the ladies' room before I take off myself."
I set down my payment and a good sized gratuity for our elderly host, check my compact a bit, and then head back into the day. The weather is as nice as ever, and I settle into a relaxed walk while going through the Leaf. Tsunade was right to warn me earlier...there are some thirsty looks today. Though it is me, so it only makes sense. Long as no one gets too fresh, it should be fine.
"Before I forget...there's a shop that I can stop at to pick up a few gifts. It shouldn't hurt, right?"
I duck into one of the stores I remembered from long ago, and find that it's the same as ever. Behind the counter are the items I want. The shop owner is quite understanding when I say that one of them is a gift for one of my uncles. Well...I suppose I did charm him a little bit to help things along. Either way, my presents are acquired, and I am on my way again after slipping them into my pockets.
"I knew I recognized that scent from somewhere."
"Mm?" I look behind me to see someone land nearby. A few someones, actually.
"Long time no see, Miss Kobayashi."
"Well, if it isn't my darling Hana. And her handsome boys, lest I forget." I get a chorus of barks in return.
"Looks like you've filled out quite nicely. Some might say too nicely." Hana is wearing her combat jacket this afternoon, but otherwise looks as lovely as she always does. I think that's a new brand of lipstick, though...I like it. Makes her lips look very lush.
"You mean like your dear mother."
"Her, too."
"Hmhm. Well, let's get a hug in before she drags me away." We give each other a friendly squeeze before separating, and I give some head rubs to the Haimarus afterwards. "Speaking of Tsume...ah, I was going to ask if she was well, but she's coming along with Kiba. Family outing?"
"Close enough. There was a shinobi-trained fraudster we needed to track down, not a big to-do or anything. Along the way we did some clean-up, took down a few more idiots. All good, though. Kiba needs the field experience as a chuunin."
"So he's crossed over as well. Good for him."
"Yeah, totally. I'm so glad he's moved to the next level. At this rate, he'll be a jounin soon enough."
"Knew I spotted someone familiar! Welcome back, Red!"
Tsume lands next to us with Kuromaru in tow, then Kiba who is riding a large white creature...wait. Is that Akamaru? Goodness, that child has grown.
Kiba's outfit has changed from the usual...now he's dressed in black all the way through, with a leather jacket on top and a mesh shirt underneath. There are several zippers on it, like on the sleeves for example. It reminds me a bit of that red zippered jacket a famous singer in the west wore once...
"Huh? You too?" Kiba says.
"What's that mean?" Tsume asks.
"I believe that it's a common expression for young men in the Leaf these days. At least it is when they see me for the first time," I say.
"I think a better expression is good god almighty, or somethin' like that. I'm looking at you and I still can't believe what I'm seeing. Stacked like the old man's paperwork..."
"Mom, seriously," Hana says. "Not in front of Kiba."
"What? You think the kid hasn't seen this before? Hell, Hinata's got herself some cannonballs of her own under that sweater-"
"Mom!"
"Actually, I should be worried about you getting hypnotized by this walking pin up. Thick legs, tummy out in the open...you're even more dangerous than before, Red. I oughta make sure that Hana doesn't get too close to you nowadays."
Hana groans and covers her face. Kiba has been a little too quiet, and I figure out why as he leans against Akamaru and directs his reddened face downwards.
"Well, as long as you keep yourself to this level of exposure in public, it's fine. Now c'mere and give me my hug."
"God, finally. I thought you were going to wrap me in a carpet and send me down to Intelligence."
"Quiet, you."
She holds me tight for a bit before letting go.
"Welcome home, Lili."
"Thank you, Tsume. I'm happy to be back." I walk over and rub the spot behind Kuromaru's ear that he loves. "And how are you doing, my dear sir?"
"Very well, Scarlet Viper. It is good to have you in our midst once more. I must say, I am unfamiliar with the sort of banter you women get up to at times."
"Oh, it's nothing. Tsume is just getting into the teasing spirit as she always does. It's not a problem, and I'm practically out as it is. I'll make the formal announcement when the need arises."
"I see. Well, I am glad you find it amusing enough."
"Kiba, lovely to see you again."
"Ah, yeah. Same to you," he says quietly. I give him a gentle handshake, and he's grateful for that much. Poor thing looks like he's going to overheat if I get too close. "How'd that trip of yours go?"
"Well enough. I'm sure that my nose could beat any of yours by now," I say proudly.
"Yeah, right. Your sense of smell might be good, but nothing beats the nose of an Inuzuka in the Leaf."
"We'll have to test that out one day soon, then."
"Bet on it," he says with a grin. "At least your personality hasn't changed."
"Might have gotten worse," Tsume says.
"Mom, be nice," Hana scolds.
"Well, I have learned to control my temper better," I say.
"Yeah, that's not ominous," Kiba mutters.
"Akamaru has grown up well. He's much bigger than before." I gently scratch under the now large dog's chin, and his tail wags happily. He looks the same as ever, size aside.
"Is he? Naruto said the same thing, but I don't really see it."
"..." Perhaps he hasn't noticed because they spend nearly every waking moment together. Still, that's a...well, unique lack of awareness on Kiba's part. A bit cute, thinking about it some. "He's healthy either way. That's always a good thing."
"Sure is."
"You been around to give Kurenai some hell yet?" Tsume asks.
"I was on my way to do that now. I just had a meeting with my third favourite blonde in the world."
"Princess Yamanaka, eh. She's been kicking ass lately. Guess with you back, we'll really see some damage get done. And I heard you beat the brakes off some Akatsuki goon the other day. Well, the report didn't say that exactly, but reading between the lines is basic for shinobi."
"Indeed. The Kazekage has been returned safe and sound, and the Sand sinks further into debt with us. A pleasant ending, all told."
"Yeah, a bit louder for the spies to hear," Kiba says.
"Oh, dear. Was I not clear enough? I said, the elites of Wind Country's gilded dust bowl are resting firmly in our back pockets. We love to see it."
"Kiba, Kiba, Kiba. Still so much to learn," Tsume says as she rubs his head, to his dismay. "You're talking to the Scarlet Viper herself, slayer of armies, consumer of a thousand souls, so on, so forth. Thought you'd figure that out after she whipped your ass before."
He groans. "Come on, Mom. That was like three years ago."
"What, and you think you've closed the gap since then? Ha. I want whatever the hell you're on, kid. Anyways. We'd love to banter into the night with you, Red...but you've got places to be and we've gotta get off our feet and put something in our bellies. Catch you later. Oh, and watch out for the new and totally not improved Masked Pervert."
"Kakashi gave me the information earlier."
"Good on him. Alright kids, time to head home."
"See you later, Lili. Try not to break too many hearts before the end of the week," Hana says.
"No promises, dear."
She smiles and shakes her head.
"Later. And don't make any assumptions, alright? I'm not the same guy from before. Neither is Akamaru," Kiba says.
"Clearly. Do take care, Kiba. You too, Akamaru."
"Woof!" His tongue pokes out the front of his mouth as usual. Mm. That reminds me...one of these days, I should advance that obscure skill of mine properly.
The Inuzukas soon leave, and I continue on my way towards Kurenai's apartment. Hopefully she's not too aggravated on account of her pregnancy.
It's not nearly as fun if she gets angry right away, after all.