Requisite pony thread (No creepers)


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"I-I'm just saying, maybe we don't need that much paperwork, ya know?"
"*Angry horse noises*"
"*Nervous horse noises*"
 


"I did it! I killed Princess Twili-"

Cue the sounds of windows breaking

I am disappointed, Time Turner. Very disappointed. Restructuring myself after the subtraction of my magical field was the first trick I learned. It didn't kill Twilight Sparkle... Did you think it would kill me? I've walked across the surface of the sun. I've seen events so tiny and so fast they hardly can be said to have occurred at all. But you... you're just a pony. And the world's smartest pony poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.
 
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