Reach Heaven Via Feng Shui Engineering, Drug Trade And Tax Evasion

Look, not having sex when you are RECOVERING is not losing, is avoiding the biggest loss of all, something called death.

When the guy who started the story being more impulsive that her tells the MC "Sex could literally kill you if you don't recover first" and the IGNORES IT BECAUSE SHE IS A SUICIDAL IDIOT I honesty feel like I care less and less about her.

It has got to the point I am starting to really dislike her, because she is actually ignoring Doctor orders and her own health.

It honesty feels that she is confusing "freedom" with "Not looking to both sides of the street before crossing."

She is gonna be run over at this rate.
Where are you even getting this from? No one has said anything in the story that "sex will literally kill her". Look at the directions from the doctor last chapter:
"My advice is to rest and let your body fully recover," he said, walking over to a small desk. He picked up a small sheet of paper, and started writing his instructions on it. "Absolutely no pills of any type for at least two weeks. No cultivation either. Refrain from forcefully circulating spiritual energy at all if you can help it - though who am I kidding, I can already see you will ignore this."
Everything he says is about not cultivating, not about physical activity. If sex could "literally kill her" this is where it would show up. At this point you're just making up things about the story to complain about!
 
I'm pretty sure sexual activity is a core component of cultivation.

No, wait, that's orgone, completely different thing. Never mind.
 
I'm pretty sure sexual activity is a core component of cultivation.

No, wait, that's orgone, completely different thing. Never mind.

In some xianxia settings sexual activity between cultivators of similar power aka 'dual cultivation' is a thing. It is not required but it is beneficial, giving more benefits than each circulating their energy by themselves would.
 
I am frankly shocked that Mr. Luck of the Protagonist doesn't run into a half-dozen interested girls in every town.
My impression is that the guy's been having freakish weird shit happen to him since he hit puberty, if not before. It's entirely possible that he's spent the entire time he's even known he likes girls having it pounded into his head by circumstance that every time a girl gets really interested in him, there's some kind of horrible plot strings attached and it all ends in tears.

Remember, his luck does him highly specific favors. It showers him with treasures, but never lets him settle down or really do more with those treasures than occasionally pawn one off for spending money. It guides him to places where great things will happen to him, but he's in a nonstop fight for his life because of it.

His luck is not conspiring specifically to get him laid.

If his luck wants to get him laid, it's because it wants him to sleep with an arrogant young master's girlfriend and then end up in a duel and have to use the Moron Obliterating Bazooka he found in a secret realm last week and then skip town.

So yeah, his sexual experiences revolve heavily around business transactions, because if he's the one paying the hooker, he's at least somewhat sure there isn't some kind of hilarious side-plot about to explode because of it.
 
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Chapter 50: Palm The Trees Before Their Eyes
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When Qian Shanyi returned to the tavern, hair unkept and yawning from sleep cut short, it was already noon. The sun rays burst through the rainy clouds, bringing spots of color down on the quiet town. The scant rain had kept most people indoors, and the town seemed quiet, almost as if it was just as tired as she was after this long but very enjoyable night.

Her judgment for finding a partner for a night was still spot on: Rui Bao turned out to be a decent lay, though the inner disciple he dragged in with them - some girl of barely twenty, whose name she didn't care to ask - was far too timid for her tastes. She supposed she shouldn't complain much - she couldn't truly go wild, not with her injuries. Her lungs bled a bit still, though easily manageable.

When she unlocked their room with her key and stepped inside, she found Wang Yonghao asleep in the bed, dug in like a rabbit into a burrow, with only the head sticking out. She nudged the edge of the blob with her foot, and he woke up with a start, limbs scrambling beneath the covers.

She snorted. "Bad dreams?"

His eyes finally focused on her, and he breathed out, slumping back into bed and pulling the blanket up to his chin. "Not today. You just startled me."

She looked around the room curiously. "I take it the honorable fairy had left already?"

He blinked at her, and then groaned, covering his head with the blanket entirely.

"What?" She laughed. "Shouldn't I be concerned about the happiness of my…partner?"

Wang Yonghao's voice came out muffled by the silks and down. "Why did I ever wake up?"

"No time to sleep, Yonghao." She snorted, poking the blanket with her foot again. "Open up the entrance - I want to change my bandages and take a bath, and the one next to our room is too small to relax properly."

"Are you going to be this annoyingly cheerful every morning?"

"Why shouldn't I be cheerful?" she asked, resting her foot on the edge of the bed, leaning forwards and pitching her voice lower, "I've had the most entertaining night. Quite…acrobatic, too."

Wang Yonghao pulled the blanket down to just below his eyes, glaring at her. "I still can't believe how casually you talk about luring some man into your bed."

She raised an eyebrow, her grin spreading a touch wider. "Who said it was a man?"

She saw the tops of his cheeks blush beneath the blanket. "So-" he stuttered, "you, ah, another woman?"

"Who said it was a woman?"

"You are messing with me again," he accused her, annoyance straightening out his speech in an instant, as he pulled the blanket down to his neck. "Aren't you even a bit worried about getting pregnant?"

"Why would I -," she stopped, blinking in confusion, and stood up straight, rubbing her nose in dismay. Talk about ruining the joke. "Yonghao, cultivators don't get pregnant by accident."

"Why not?" he said, frowning sincerely. He sat up against the head of the bed, keeping himself covered. "I know that much about how things work, don't try to fool me."

She sighed. Well, at least he woke up. "For once I can't blame your lack of education," she said. "Men in my sect weren't taught this either - though I would have expected you to run into the issue already, with how much you have traveled."

She lifted her hand, and circulated the Crushing Glance of the Netherworld Eyes, making a crude diagram of light in the air. The technique wasn't terribly precise, but neither was what she was drawing.

"There's a minor spiritual energy circulation technique, meant for the woman's root dantian," she said, "once you adapt to it, no more pregnancy, until you take a couple weeks to reverse the adaptation."

It also stopped her monthlies. Seven years of miserable experience before she stepped on the path of cultivation and cleared her root dantian made her more than glad about that particular side effect.

Wang Yonghao studied the spiritual energy circulation diagram with surprising interest. "Some kind of body transformation technique?"

She waved her other arm vaguely in the air, shaking her head slightly. "It's too simple for that. It's something about stabilizing life energies, but the scholarship on the topic is so abysmal you would think that the reformation never happened. Most healers still can't be bothered with the topic," she said, dismissing the diagram and lowering her hand. "Teaching those new to our sect was one of my unofficial duties. Now get up and open the entrance, I really do need to bathe and brush my magnificent hair."

She poked him with her foot again for emphasis. He glared at her. "Can you at least turn around and let me dress first?"

She rolled her eyes at him, but did so, leaning against one of the walls. "And while you do that," she said, "You still haven't answered my question."

She heard the rustle of silk as he got out of bed, and picked up his robes. "What question?"

"Whether there was a girl after all," she said casually, checking her nails. There was a bit of blood stuck beneath them - was that still from the tribulation, cooking the ox last night, or from the excitement after? She honestly wasn't sure. "Though I suppose your confusion from before might explain some of your hesitation?"

"What makes you think it wasn't a man?" he called out, a challenge in his voice. The fool. He was a thousand years too young to play this game.

"You don't seem like the type, and I have seen how you look at both men and women," she said, pulling out her sword, and using the tip to clean beneath her nails. "But perhaps I am wrong after all? There is something to your tension with Jian Shizhe - an honorable cultivator and a drifter, the hate all mixed up with respect, your 'swords' clashing with the fury of the sun and sending out showers of sparks... You know, I could arrange a date for you two, somewhere hidden - all you have to do is ask?"

She heard him choke, and cackled loudly.

"Why do you even care?" he said, once he got himself back under control.

She turned her head ever so slightly in his direction. "Why shouldn't I care? Well-being of my allies is also my concern, is it not? Besides, I am curious."

"You know what the problem is," he grumbled behind her, "I'll run into the fiance of some young master, or they'd be a demonic cultivator in disguise, or they'd straight up die in my arms. I can't have a relationship with anyone."

"Hm. But I didn't ask about any of that. I asked about sex."

"For everyone except you, those go together."

She laughed at that, and sheathed her sword. This would go so much easier in the bath. "One person may play a melody, but shatranj takes two. I assure you, I am far from unique."

She heard steps behind her, and turned around to find Wang Yonghao fully dressed, glaring at her. "Careful," she said, smiling cheerfully at him in return, "keep holding that expression and it might stick."

He only glared at her harder. Honestly, some people just couldn't appreciate free advice. "Well what was I supposed to do?" he said.

She raised an eyebrow curiously, leaning against the wall. "I am not saying you were supposed to do anything. I am just curious why you didn't. You've approached me in the Golden Rabbit Bay, have you not? So what changed?"

He looked away guiltily. "I was drunk. Besides, didn't you shout at me for it? And now you want me to do it to other people?"

She angled her head, looking down at the idiot that kept avoiding the question. "I did not merely 'shout' at you, and I did it because you beat me up," she said, "your approach itself, while far too blunt, boring, awkward, and overall mildly unpleasant, wasn't the actual issue - and with the status of having transcended the tribulation, I suspect a fair few fairies would have looked past your glaring lack of conversational skills. But once again - what I want is irrelevant, I am merely curious why you didn't in fact do it."

He stayed silent, crossing his arms, and not meeting her gaze. His lips twitched downwards.

Hm.

"Do you imagine I would judge you for it?" she said gently, "Surely you know better than that."

He sighed. "It's - I don't know how to explain it. It's silly."

"Many worthwhile things have been called that."

He paced around a bit. "I don't know. Of course I'd like someone to talk to about life, to share things with - and you know," he said, blushing slightly, "it would be nice if they were a cute fairy. But it's not about sex, it's about, you know, having someone who cares for you, keeps their home warm for you. But I can't have that, can I? So it's silly to think about. Besides, I can already talk to you, so how could I ask for more?"

"Hm. Would you like a hug?" she said neutrally. Wang Yonghao glanced at her hands, folded as they were right below her bandaged chest, and shuddered. She chuckled. "Fair enough."

She pushed herself off the wall, and stretched out her arms, humming in thought. "Thank you for sharing - it was quite interesting. But let's take it one step at a time. First we topple the Heavens, and then we'll find you someone to love."

While she waited for the bath to fill, she changed her bandages, and used a bit of cloth to wipe off dried sweat and blood off her chest. The wounds have been healing decently enough, even though with the bandages off, she could still feel the air whistling through the slowly closing holes. She had to keep them clean in the meantime - and that meant she couldn't submerge herself, but she could still wash her hair and legs without too much difficulty.

After she cleaned herself, she leaned against the walls of the bath, using a wooden comb Wang Yonghao made to brush her long hair while it was still wet. The man himself was lounging on the grass nearby. "Now that we are away from the hateful gaze of Heaven," she began, "I think it's time we talked strategy."

"Shouldn't we have waited to talk about, you know, what we talked about upstairs, until we were down here too?" He said, sighting. "Sorry. I forgot we agreed to do this."

She raised her eyebrows. Upstairs, really? "I am struggling to imagine what advantage the Heavens would derive from knowing a bit more about your love life." she said slowly, "even if they weren't already aware, which seems doubtful."

"Maybe they could seduce me somehow."

"All the better for you, in that case?"

Wang Yonghao closed his eyes, breathing out calmly. She chuckled. "But enough about the past," she said, "let's talk about where we are headed."

"Well, you already know where I was headed."

They have discussed it a bit in the previous days - but frankly, neither she nor Yonghao had the energy to focus on the long-term before the tribulation. He said he was heading towards an ancient sect compound up on top of a mountain peak he had visited before, where he saw a lot of stone cuttings of celestials, in the hope that a careful search might turn up something useful.

He also said he only stopped in Glaze Ridge because there was free food for those who helped Jian Shizhe with his hunts, which she found hilarious.

She nodded. "I think your idea still makes as much sense as anything else, as a starting point. If we pass through a larger city on the way, it will be even better - the libraries there might tell us a lot. But I am reluctant to abandon this town before we have exhausted all it has to give us."

She saw his mouth open, and raised a hand to forestall him. "I know what you will say," she said, "it's dangerous to stay in one place for too long. But I still think your judgment of how your luck works is flawed. Its power - whatever source it comes from - is not infinite. You thought I would fall to the tribulation, and yet I still stand."

He grimaced. "Barely."

"There is no barely, you either transcend or you do not."

"Shanyi, you got perforated."

She shrugged easily. "Victory is all that counts."

His grimace grew. "And why do you want to stay here?"

"Consider our situation," she said, listing out factors on her fingers, "We have an excellent reputation, and the ear of the young master of the Northern Scarlet Stream sect. We have the heavenly materials and earthly treasures in storage - ones we could, potentially, sell or use, but only as long as we remain. I have already made small moves in that direction. We know the terrain, and have a safe place to hide your inner world. And of course, I am still injured. If there is any place at all where we could rest, prepare, and build up your inner world, this would be it."

Wang Yonghao rubbed his face with both hands. "Fine."

"Really?" she said, raising an eyebrow. "I would have expected you to put up more of a fight."

"Well," he said, "This could be a test, right? For wherever you are right about my luck? Even if you are wrong, we'd learn something."

She smiled. That he was starting to think in proactive terms was very good to hear.

"So how do you want us to prepare?" Wang Yonghao said.

"It's a question of limitations and forced moves," she said, sweeping her arm across the world fragment. "For example, think back to how we prepared for the tribulation. Even if we decided to spend more than the nine days training, we would have ran out of food by the two weeks mark - forcing us out of here. It is a weakness, one the Heavens can surely take advantage of."

She pointed at the bunker they used to hide from the rosevines, and started counting out points on her fingers. "First of all, I want a proper house," she said, "one that does not smell of damp earth and mold, and with enough room we could sleep in parallel. Having to schedule sleep is incredibly inconvenient, the more so the more time we have to spend here. Secondly, I want a source of food - a farm - and storage that could last us several months. Third, a proper way of dealing with waste - I am thoroughly fed up with needing to dig a hole any time I have to poop. Fourth, a way of proactively dealing with dead air, if that problem ever reoccurs. Sleep, food, waste, air - with these problems solved, we could stay here indefinitely, if the need presented itself. I think we could get it all done in a week or two, if we try."

Wang Yonghao sighed, rubbing his face. "You mean, I could get it done."

She blinked at him in confusion. "Since when are you so addicted to work you hog it all to yourself? Of course we would do it together."

"No you won't." Wang Yonghao said, getting up off the grass, dusting off his robes. "The healer said you should rest for two weeks, so you are resting."

She squinted at him. Where did this come from? "Don't be ridiculous. I am not a child to be coddled, just because I had a bit of a scratch."

"This isn't about-" Wang Yonghao stopped, and shook his head. "Shanyi, you are being stupid. You got perforated, your wounds would reopen if you start lugging tree trunks around. You are resting until you are fully healed."

"So what, you propose we do nothing at all for two whole weeks?" she asked sardonically. "You really think we can risk waiting that much?"

"No, I propose you rest, as your healer instructed. Like a sensible person."

So annoying.

The worst part was that she had no real counterargument.

"Fine." She said, rolling her eyes. "This here jade beauty will refrain from lifting even a single one of her long, slender fingers. But in exchange… We are going to do a couple heists."

Lin Fang saw the smoke when she and Ye Yun were returning from their circle around the town.

Patrols during the rain season were always the worst, though at least the new cloaks they got this year kept all the water out. The quiet murmur of rain lulled you to sleep, and made it that much harder to see or smell anything beyond what was right in front of your face. But spirits had to be kept track of, and that was their job.

"Do you see that?" she asked, pointing towards the smoke. It was faint, obscured by one of the tall hills that dotted the landscape more and more as one headed towards the mountains.

Her partner stopped, squinting in the same direction. "See what?"

"The smoke."

He angled his head to the side, grimacing uncertainly. "I suppose. What of it?"

It was hard to see, especially due to the rain. Ye Yun argued many times that there was little point in patrolling when it rained, because they could walk right on top of a spirit and not even notice it - but she knew he just wanted to stay inside.

"We should investigate," she said, checking the sword at her hip and the short ax slung over her back. "It might be a problem."

"Oh come on," he groaned, looking back at Reflection Ridge, the outermost buildings visible here and there between the trees. "It's got to be a good hour away."

"It's our job."

"Our job isn't to look into every little thing that could maybe, possibly, be happening somewhere. It's probably just a cultivator practicing flame techniques."

"And if they start a forest fire?"

Ye Yun raised an eyebrow at her, and mutely pointed up at the rain clouds. She crossed her arms. "The rain could stop at any moment, and the ground dries quickly. But it could also be a spirit, or a demon beast. One that it is our job to track."

"What demon beast? We don't have any fire beasts nearby."

"Azonian shriks can develop fire breathing."

His forehead creased in an uncertain frown. "First time I am hearing of it, which means it barely ever happens."

"Rare is not never. It could also be a migrant."

"You are really stretching this. A migrating spirit, this time of year?"

"You should read the reports more," she said, pursing her lips in annoyance, "one was delivered three days ago from Lake of Peace. They had an encounter with a powerful mushroom spirit, and their best guess is that it was a migrant from a good four hundred miles away. Lake of Peace is on the other side of this forest - we could easily be getting knock-on migrations."

He grimaced, still clearly unconvinced. "Okay, so say it's a spirit or demon beast. Then what? By the time we get there, it will be gone already. Come on, our patrol is almost over - let's go eat something warm? You can look for this spirit tomorrow too."

"There won't be any tracks left tomorrow."

"Well if it sticks around, we'll see more of it, and if it moves on, it's not our problem either way?"

"If it moves on, we should warn other offices," she said, glaring at Ye Yun. "If you aren't going, I will go alone."

He sighed, and turned away, walking towards the farms at the edge of the town. "Don't get eaten!" he called out, giving her a last glance.

Lazy bum.

She turned around and sprinted off into the forest, quickly bouncing up into the tree crowns, and keeping her pace even as she swung from tree to tree above the dense undergrowth below, bouncing off the trunks where the branches were too sparse. Her cloak, all dark greens and browns, blended in with the forest, and for once she was thankful for the rain - it should obscure her scent.

They were supposed to patrol in pairs for a reason.

Ye Yun was right on the money, and she came out into a clearing about an hour later, crouching down on a branch high off the ground. It had been recently cleared out, still littered with leaves and branches. In the middle was an enormous pyre, a massive pile of wood arranged into a pyramid, flame and smoke rising up into the sky. It was surrounded by a dozen smaller ones - some still going, others already put out.

There were two cultivators in the clearing, wearing long, black leather cloaks, crouched in front of one of the smaller fires. They were cooking meat, and speaking quietly enough that she could not hear them. One was a man, looking bored, and the other a woman, wearing scarlet robes underneath her cloak.

Poachers?

Something about the picture tugged at her mind, but she couldn't quite figure out what. She sniffed the air. No fresh blood, and the meat was from an ox - they must have brought it from the town. If they were poachers, they were careful enough not to leave obvious tracks. But then why start a fire she could see all the way from the town?

As she observed them, the woman raised her head, scanning the treeline, and spotted Lin Fang, smiling and waving at her. The man looked in the same direction, suddenly growing alert.

"I told you someone would come if we didn't warn them," the woman said, louder than before - clearly for Lin Fang's benefit - before calling out to her directly. "Would you like some meat, honorable cultivator? We have plenty to spare."

After a moment of indecision, Lin Fang nodded, and dropped down to the ground. "I apologize for the intrusion, honorable cultivators," she said, "I only wanted to make sure this wasn't a forest fire."

"It's alright," the man said, "we expected that a spirit hunter might show up, like Shanyi said."

Lin Fang's eye twitched as she came closer. The woman - Shanyi - snorted, shaking her head.

"I apologize for my partner, he was raised under a bridge," Shanyi said, and Lin Fang shared a look of understanding with her.

"Hey!"

"Perhaps you are right. A bridge would have been far too luxurious for you," Shanyi continued, shaking her head. "Those aren't spirit hunter robes, Yonghao."

Lin Fang stopped a respectable distance away, and bowed. "I am Lin Fang, office of spiritual conservation," she said.

"Qian Shanyi, and Wang Yonghao," Qian Shanyi said, bowing as well, and gesturing to her partner. "I hope we haven't made too much trouble?"

"Not at all," Lin Fang said, and something finally clicked in her mind, and she relaxed. These two had no reason at all to poach. "You are the ones who went through the tribulation yesterday? And then donated half of the materials to the town?"

She still wasn't sure what to do with her part of the donation.

"Indeed," Qian Shanyi nodded, gesturing towards the smaller fire. Lin Fang approached it, and Wang Yonghao handed her a small log to use as a seat. She took it, stretching out her legs. With the central pyre burning bright, it was actually quite comfortable. The three of them got to talking, sharing small things about themselves. After her run through the forest, the cooked ox tasted heavenly, true to its nature.

"I am an immortal chef," Qian Shanyi said, when the question of the clearing came up again. "I wanted to practice cooking with wood fires - see how their shape influences the heat and smoke, how quickly they burn through wood, and so on - but you can't burn a dozen different fires at once in a tavern. So we decided to do it here."

Must also make it easier to practice secret sect techniques, Lin Fang thought, idly wondering what sort of techniques were practiced by magnates so rich they simply donated several tons of Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures on a whim.

"And this?" she asked instead, pointing to the central fire.

"We wanted to scare demon beasts away, if any were nearby," Qian Shanyi said. "Two cultivators, the smell of cooking meat… It seemed safer, even if it's a bit of a waste of good wood. I hope we haven't violated some prohibition? We checked the trees for talismans or markings, and I looked at the maps in the library to make sure this forest was open, but perhaps we missed something?"

Lin Fang shook her head, and the conversation moved on.

"I still don't understand," Wang Yonghao asked after a while. "You say you patrol the forest, keep track of demon beasts and spirits… Isn't this what spirit hunters do?"

"Spirit hunters hunt spirits, Yonghao," Qian Shanyi said before Lin Fang could respond. "The office of conservation does the opposite, if anything." She glanced at Lin Fang. "I understand that the difference in philosophy leads to some tensions."

"I wouldn't say tensions." Lin Fang shook her head. "Our work rarely intersects with each other."

"Then disagreements, perhaps?"

Lin Fang inclined her head in agreement. "Sometimes. Our approach to protecting people tends to be different."

Wang Yonghao raised his eyebrows. "How is not killing a demon beast going to protect anyone?"

Lin Fang pursed her lips, thinking how to explain it. A common enough attitude, but still misguided.

Qian Shanyi shook her head. "Indeed," she mused, "when there is something threatening your life, you should simply kill it, shouldn't you, Yonghao?"

He seemed to pull back after that. There was some history there, though not one Lin Fang had any business prying into.

"Spirit hunters come from an earlier, more brutal time," she said, throwing a thankful glance at Qian Shanyi for her support, even if she couldn't exactly understand why it was given. "We know more about the world now, and many of the threats that could put whole towns on the brink of extinction have already been dealt with. To simply slaughter - it is misguided."

"A flower plucked is a field that will not grow," Qian Shanyi said, quoting straight from the books. "A demon beast slaughtered is a dozen beastlings that will never be."

"Oh," Wang Yonghao blinked, some realization plain on his face. "Is that why so many ancient manuals and techniques can't be made to work now?"

"It's not really my field," Lin Fang shrugged. She was glad he understood, at least. "But yes, many ingredients have been driven to extinction. Many more simply never get the chance to ripen to their proper age. Out on the frontiers it's different, but here on the interior of the Empire, we have to be careful."

"I imagine it's more than just the patrols," Qian Shanyi said, scratching her chin. "But also catching poachers when they try to sell the materials?"

"That as well, yes," Lin Fang nodded, "though it comes up rarely enough - most cultivators never even notice us doing our jobs in the background. Those who want to make money hunting leave for the frontiers, and all we have to deal with are the occasional mistakes."

Qian Shanyi nodded with great interest, and they spent another half an hour talking about her job, before she thanked the pair, and left for Reflection Ridge, her spirits lifted greatly. It was always good to meet some cultivators who understood the big problem, and had nothing to hide.

"Excellent work fooling Lin Fang," Qian Shanyi said, clapping Wang Yonghao on the shoulder once they made their way back to the tavern, and descended down into his world fragment to check their haul. After a day's work, they made out with a solid fifty tree trunks, and she never even came close to suspecting they had some kind of spatial storage. This wasn't the frontier: if they wanted to stock up on wood for their projects, they had to cover up their trails.

And now they had a witness, and a ready-made excuse for any other clearings appearing in the forest.

A perfect heist.
 
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She raised her eyebrows. Upstairs, really? "I am struggling to imagine what advantage the Heavens would derive from knowing a bit more about your love life." she said slowly, "even if they weren't already aware, which seems doubtful."

"Maybe they could seduce me somehow."

"All the better for you, in that case?"
I understand why Yonghao would be worried that the Heavens would direct someone/thing to seduce him. But I don't think it's a real danger, partly because of how much Yonghao worries.

"You thought I would fall to the tribulation, and yet I still stand."

He grimaced. "Barely."

"There is no barely, you either transcend or you do not."

"Shanyi, you got perforated."

She shrugged easily. "Victory is all that counts."
Any landing you can limp away from is a good landing.

She blinked at him in confusion. "Since when are you so addicted to work you hog it all to yourself? Of course we would do it together."

"No you won't." Wang Yonghao said, getting up off the grass, dusting off his robes. "The healer said you should rest for two weeks, so you are resting."

She squinted at him. Where did this come from? "Don't be ridiculous. I am not a child to be coddled, just because I had a bit of a scratch."

"This isn't about-" Wang Yonghao stopped, and shook his head. "Shanyi, you are being stupid. You got perforated, your wounds would reopen if you start lugging tree trunks around. You are resting until you are fully healed."
Shanyi. You're not supposed to jump back in the cockpit after limping away from what's left of your old plane.

Must also make it easier to practice secret sect techniques, Lin Fang thought, idly wondering what sort of techniques were practiced by magnates so rich they simply donated several tons of Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures on a whim.
An understandable assumption. And considering all the absurdly valuable junk in Yonghao's inner world, not entirely wrong.
 
Chapter 51: Count The Beans To Bless Your Ass
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"What are you doing?"

Qian Shanyi glanced up at Wang Yonghao, who was bent over her, leering curiously. She was sprawled on the grass, her back to one of the mounds where the chiclotron trench rose above the ground, a book in her lap and a cup of rosewine tea in her hand. At her side, she had a crude scratchpad - a wide plank of wood with a piece of paper pinned to it with several needles, with columns of notes written out in her quick-flowing shorthand. A small writing brush laid on top of a small inkwell, resting securely in a depression in the grass, with the jade slate for the Three Obediences Four Virtues right next to it.

"What does it look like I am doing?" she said, lowering her eyes and marking down another dozen symbols on her scratchpad. "You told me to relax until I am fully healed, so I am relaxing."

"You are doing math, I can see it. You aren't relaxing, you are working."

"And math cannot be relaxing?"

Wang Yonghao paused, as if thinking it over. "No."

"Quite prejudiced of you, Yonghao," she said lightly, "Perhaps I should challenge you to a duel over it."

He sighed. "I have never seen you do math to relax."

She grinned up at him, tilting her head backwards to look him in the eyes. He looked funny upside down. "You've never seen me fuck either. Perhaps I have simply never felt like it before."

Wang Yonghao groaned, covering up his face.

"Fine, fine," she chuckled, "I was thinking about growing food."

She picked up her scratchpad, before thinking better of it. It would take her longer to explain her shorthand than any benefit it might provide.

"Ideally, an adult person should eat two to three thousand calories per day," she said instead, "For a cultivator, closer to four or five thousand, even more for body fundamentalists. The hard minimum is somewhere around one or two thousand - any less and you are just burning your own body for energy. So between the two of us, we need to grow between four and ten thousand calories of food per day in order to be remotely sustainable. That's the basis we have to start working from."

"I knew this was just going to be about math," Yonghao complained, sitting down next to her with a grimace. "So what, you want us to plant rice?"

"You say it like staving off hunger is an imposition," she said idly, frowning at her notes. Where did she write this down? She flipped to the next sheet of paper.

Wang Yonghao sighed next to her. "No, no, it's nothing," he grumbled.

She glanced back at him, and then turned to face him fully. His lips were pursed, as if she kicked his favorite puppy, and then blamed him for it. "It's not 'nothing'," she said, her eyes piercing him. "This affects both our lives - so what about my plan makes you so annoyed?"

He didn't respond, rubbing his eyes with the backs of his hands. She reached out and flicked him on the forehead. "Tell me what the problem is, Yonghao."

He moved his hands away and grimaced. "It just… sounds like a lot of work."

She glanced at where a hut was slowly coming together. The fool insisted on doing it on his own, and had spent the last day expanding the hole leading down to the granite base of his inner world, and pulling out stone blocks to use as a foundation. By now, all that he had to show for it was a single square frame, resting on six stone posts - though she had to admit that that was probably the hardest part.

Bringing her attention back to him, she snorted. "I am not looking forward to it either. Would you prefer starving?"

"Maybe?"

She rolled her eyes. Drama queen. "No you wouldn't, you are just tired. Tired from stubbornly deciding to do this work alone, mind. And it's not like we have to start planting right away - I just want us to have a plan for the future."

He laid there for a moment, before his face relaxed. "Okay, fine. I am sorry I was dismissive."

She nodded. "That's better. Now, do you have a better idea?"

"Why do we have to plant anything?" he said, lifting himself up on one elbow. "Can't we just buy a whole bunch of rice and store it here? I could build us a larder, I think. It'd be way easier."

She nodded. This was a valid point, though one she had already thought of. "It's all because of dependencies," she said, "currently, we depend on outside sources of food to not starve. If we stored a lot of food at once, our dependence on the outside would go down - but only until we ran out again. Heavens would, of course, know how much food we have, because they'd see us bring it in - and if they forced us into a situation where we had no external food sources for months, we'd be fucked. Too risky for my tastes."

"Couldn't they just as easily… Sneak some kind of parasite into our world fragment that could eat this farm of yours?"

She nodded again. "They could, yes - which is why we will still need the larder. But it's a question of sequential failures. With a larder, Heavens only need to put enough pressure on us to exhaust it - but if we also have a farm, they need to disable the farm, and put enough pressure on us to get through our stores, and make sure we couldn't re-plant the farm before we run out, or get back to civilisation. It makes us a lot more robust."

"Fair enough."

She finally found the sheet she was looking for, and pinned it to the top of the stack with a pair of needles, showing it to Wang Yonghao. It was a simple diagram with three nodes. "I see three broad strategies for how we could produce food," she continued, "first would be to plant berry bushes or fruit trees - something that would produce fruit all year round, since your inner world doesn't have winter. The problem is that they take a long time to grow - years, potentially - and even with the time moving faster here, I would prefer not to wait. But maybe keep your eyes out for small apple trees that could fit through the entrance - we might be able to dig them up and replant here wholesale."

He gave her a baffled look. "What, you really think we'd just run into an unclaimed, healthy apple tree?"

"I think that with your luck this is entirely possible, yes."

He closed his eyes and sighed. "I hate that you are right."

"I always am," she said casually, "But enough about the trees. The second option is animals - chickens or rabbits, for example - that we could raise for meat, but this runs into our as of yet unsolved rosevine problem. As long as we are around and awake, keeping them safe shouldn't be too big of a deal - but we cannot do so if we are on the outside. We would need to build some kind of safehouse, one that could be safely left locked up for weeks at a time - and that is an engineering challenge in its own right. I think it would be too difficult to start with - which brings us to grains and vegetables."

Yonghao told her that he tried to freeze the rosevines out by radically dropping the temperature in the world fragment and leaving it alone for a day, but it didn't seem to kill them. His other idea was to burn them out - but he didn't try it, since he didn't want to burn himself. She had concerns that it could also break whatever property of the world fragment allowed the dead air to diffuse - until they knew exactly what caused it, any large-scale modifications seemed too dangerous to attempt.

Wang Yonghao watched her explanation with interest, and nodded. "So, rice?"

She shook her head. "No, rice would be a very bad choice. It takes too much work to plant and harvest." She gave him a meaningful look. "Do you want to spend your days bent over a rice paddy?"

"No."

"Neither do I. This means that rice is right out. No, here is what I was thinking."

She put her scratchpad down, and picked up her jade slate, handing it over to him. It was already opened to a page with a picture. He took it from her hands, looking at it curiously.

"Beans?" he asked eloquently.

"Yes, beans," she said, flipping to a different sheet of her notes. "Ten thousand calories per day equates to three kilos of dried beans, or about a ton of beans per year. Conveniently enough, a square meter of planted beans produces about a kilo, which means we need about a thousand square meters of plants per annum."

Three Obediences Four Virtues had figures on the caloric density of beans, but not on how much space they needed to grow. This is where her other book helped - after returning from the forest, they went straight to the postal office, and checked out some common books from the library about all sorts of farming topics. An immortal chef wanting to learn how plants are grown shouldn't be too suspicious.

Wang Yonghao raised his eyes from the manual. For all his hatred of math, she saw him easily do the numbers in his head. "That's more than a third of the world fragment," he winced, "we'd never be done planting."

"On paper, if this was a regular farm, yes," she nodded, "but it isn't. For one, your inner world doesn't have winter - this means we should be able to get several harvests done every year. Depending on the variety, beans take from sixty to a hundred and twenty days to grow to harvest - which means we could do three to six harvests per year. For another, we would be the first farm to raise beans in an environment with this much spiritual energy - nobody else would be insane enough to waste it on beans. I wouldn't be surprised if that doubled the productivity at the very least. We might be able to get away with just a hundred or so square meters, which should be very manageable."

She shrugged, closing the book and getting up off the grass to stretch her back. "Of course, that's just a theory," she said, "I've never planted anything in my life, so I am sure I am missing something. For all that my sect specialized in alchemical plants, tending to the greenhouses was done by outer disciples, not cultivators."

"Now come on," she said, heading towards the center of the world fragment. "I am bored with math, and you are tired from building a house. Let's go steal something."

Two figures glided silently through the night, black cloaks of leather all but invisible against the night sky. They leaped over the fence, grabbed the goods, and vanished, leaving behind not even a single whisper.

Or at least, that was the plan.

"You shouldn't have come," Wang Yonghao grumbled quietly, disturbing the ambiance of the dark forest as they circled around Glaze Ridge, beyond even the outermost farms, slowly creeping up on the facility built a good distance away from the town, lower down the hill. They were walking at a leisurely pace, and the dim moonlight that pierced the tree crowns was more than enough to light their way.

"Please," Qian Shanyi snorted. They were still several kilometers away, and speaking barely above a whisper, voices sure to be swallowed completely by the forest. "Without me, how will you know what to grab?"

"You don't know either!" Wang Yonghao said, so scandalized that he was barely managing to keep himself quiet. "You said you only read about this ages ago!"

"I make better guesses."

"Guess what your healer would say about you running around the forest at night?"

"That this is just a restful walk through the woods. It's good for my health."

"It's good for your ego."

"Are the body and soul not two halves of a whole? What is good for one is good for the other."

He sighed in exasperation. "You know I am right."

"I most certainly do not." She smirked, and stepped in front of Wang Yonghao, walking backwards so she could stare him in the face. The forest floor was flat and clean, with few roots, and she had memorized the next fifty meters of their path. "Besides, what will you do about the workers?"

He glared at her, and her smirk only grew. "We don't even know if there will be any!"

She rolled her eyes at him. And this man called her stubborn? "Please."

"Fine," he said, sighing. "Nothing. I'd go back and we'd try it tomorrow."

She wagged a finger at him. "You know we can't give the Heavens time to prepare," she said, "Tomorrow something will happen, and there will be more defenses. We do it in one sweep."

"All the more reason for us to have waited until you were healthy."

"No reason at all," she slashed her hand through the air, and turned around so that she could see where they were going. "The plan does not rely on my fitness."

They walked in silence for a while, the midnight forest silent around them but for the slight movement of the trees in the wind. Even the earliest rising birds weren't due to wake up for another couple hours.

Navigating through an unfamiliar forest was difficult, but not too much. Glaze Ridge was built on a hill, above even the level of the forest around it, and they could see the lights of the town shining through the tree crowns, as well as the moonlight reflected off the glass in the valley to their right. Somewhere to their left, beyond their range of vision, was a road: even if their direction wavered, they couldn't deviate too far.

Soon enough, they saw lantern light shine through the forest ahead of them, and tasted the foul smell wafting from their target, and slowly came to a stop. "This should be close enough," she said quietly, closing her spiritual pores as she looked around, and pointed towards one of the pines. "Now help me up this tree."

The branches were quite high up off the ground. A bit over a day had passed since their tribulation, though for the two of them, it was closer to three, and her lungs and ribs were starting to heal quite well… but not well enough to start leaping around like a mountain goat.

"Didn't you say the plan doesn't rely on your fitness?"

"Still doesn't," she grinned at her own blatant contradiction, daring him to argue more. "It relies on you helping me climb this tree."

Wang Yonghao sighed. He would have flown up, but they were trying to stay hidden, and his technique created a pair of clouds of fiery fireflies as bright as a campfire. Instead, he put his back to the tree and laced his fingers together. She stepped onto his hands, and he lifted her up to the lowest branch, leaping up soon after.

Climbing without straining her ribs was difficult, but manageable: she simply had to imagine the tree as a staircase, and rely more on her legs and her sense of balance than on pulling herself up by her hands. In a couple minutes, they ascended to the top of the tree, and stared at their target out over the forest.

There were a dozen pools dug out of the earth, roughly circular and arranged in two rows, each a good thirty meters in diameter, and paved in stone, with high edges. Half of the pools were full, liquid glistening in the moonlight, and the other was empty, revealing the greasy stone walls. Channels ran between them, connecting them to each other, and terminating in a pair of buildings on each end of the facility.

In the center of each of the pools was a small circular "island", with a thick "walkway" arch connecting the island to the edge. The walkway had a channel running over the top of it, filled with water even in the empty pools, heading towards a much smaller pool off to the side, with large, conical piles of something black rising out of the water.

The whole structure was surrounded by clean pathways, lined with lanterns on poles. A fence, a good five meters tall, encircled the whole facility, with trees cleared out all around it.

"Those must be the hives," she said, pointing to the smaller pools as she balanced on top of a branch, hugging the tree trunk. They both wore their dark leather cloaks to better blend in with the night. "Queens should be inside them."

"Are you sure you want to do it?" He sighed. "We could still turn around."

She raised an eyebrow at him. They've already discussed this before setting off. "Yonghao, we need a permanent solution to the waste problem. I don't want to keep having to dig a new hole any time I need to take a shit."

And if we are going to start a farm, we'd need a way to compost dead plant matter.

She kept those thoughts private. There was no way to conceal the purpose of this raid from the Heavens, but the farm plan should still be secret.

"I know, I know," he sighed. "It's just… I am not used to this."

"You'll be fine."

He stayed silent for a while. "How do you think they feed them?"

She shrugged with one shoulder. "The sludge, I think. They eat it, and clean the water at the same time. Should be easy enough for us to reproduce."

She wished she could have simply looked this up in the library. She didn't find any obvious tomes on the subject in the library in Reflection Ridge - and she did not want to attract attention by asking about it. Perhaps there were none to be found - treatment of sewage was a fairly specialized topic.

Wang Yonghao stared at the facility quietly for a while. "I don't think it could be that simple," he finally whispered. "Beast trainers have ways to keep the beasts from escaping, right? Perhaps there is a technique they use on the worms - something that could alert them to the theft. I've seen that happen several times. We can't just walk in like this."

She hummed in agreement. "Mhm. More to the point," - she pointed towards one corner of the facility, where an older cultivator was slowly patrolling around one of the outer pathways. He wore a mask, wrapped tightly around his mouth and nose, and practical robes of leather. "I told you there would be people. Someone has to be on guard to chase any errant animals out."

"Yeah, yeah, rub it in," Yonghao sighed again. "So how do you want to do this?"
 
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The problem is that they take a long time to grow - years, potentially - and even with the time moving faster here, I would prefer not to wait.
I mean, you could buy strawberry plants (don't forget to buy a beehive as well) and from flowering to fruit is just a few weeks.

Your 'all berry' diet will also be an 'all diarrhoea' diet unless cultivators digest differently.
 
"You are doing math, I can see it. You aren't relaxing, you are working."

"And math cannot be relaxing?"

Wang Yonghao paused, as if thinking it over. "No."

"Quite prejudiced of you, Yonghao," she said lightly, "Perhaps I should challenge you to a duel over it."
Don't be such a wet blanket, Yonghao. Numbers are fun if you know how to use them.

He gave her a baffled look. "What, you really think we'd just run into an unclaimed, healthy apple tree?"

"I think that with your luck this is entirely possible, yes."

He closed his eyes and sighed. "I hate that you are right."

"I always am," she said casually.
Alternate dialogue path for the visual novel:

> Who said anything about 'unclaimed'?
"You think we should steal an apple tree?"

"It's an option worth keeping in mind."

"You shouldn't have come," Wang Yonghao grumbled quietly[...]

"Please," Qian Shanyi snorted. They were still several kilometers away, and speaking barely above a whisper, voices sure to be swallowed completely by the forest. "Without me, how will you know what to grab?"

"You don't know either!" Wang Yonghao said, so scandalized that he was barely managing to keep himself quiet. "You said you only read about this ages ago!"

"I make better guesses."

"Guess what your healer would say about you running around the forest at night?"

"That this is just a restful walk through the woods. It's good for my health."

"It's good for your ego."

"Are the body and soul not two halves of a whole? What is good for one is good for the other."

He sighed in exasperation. "You know I am right."

"I most certainly do not."
"Now help me up this tree."

"Didn't you say the plan doesn't rely on your fitness?"

"Still doesn't," she grinned at her own blatant contradiction, daring him to argue more. "It relies on you helping me climb this tree."

Wang Yonghao sighed.
I understand why Shanyi would run some people the wrong way, but heavens above, her banter with Yonghao is so entertaining. He doesn't let Shanyi get away with her BS, but he's also not rhetorically gifted enough to stop her in her tracks.


I mean, you could buy strawberry plants (don't forget to buy a beehive as well) and from flowering to fruit is just a few weeks.

Your 'all berry' diet will also be an 'all diarrhoea' diet unless cultivators digest differently.
Shanyi seems like the kind of person who'd prefer a solution she made with her own two hands over one she paid for. (Also, as I understand it, an all-bean diet is less nutritionally disastrous. Hopefully Shanyi won't have to stress-test it too badly.)
 
I have not caught up yet. But the constant, constant fucking problems happening all the god-dam time is exhausting and reminds me why I stopped the first time. Do you really always have to have Something get in the way? It makes it a slog to read. Like, I enjoyed the first part of the story, but once they reached the first town and split up, it turned much more painful. It's not even the mind games, it's that there is Always Something causing problems. It's frustrating to read after a while.
 
Do you really always have to have Something get in the way?
I don't have to do anything, I write what I want to read. I like reading about characters solving problems, so I write about them getting into problems.

On a more broader note, this isn't the first time someone mentions this, and it's interesting to me that people seem to take the second arc as being filled with more problems, even though by an objective count I did just now the first arc has just as many things getting in the way (11 vs 10 for arc 2). I suppose it's somewhat shorter, 21 chapters to 24 for the first arc? That can't really explain the difference though.

It's probably something about the tone or the degree to which the problems are nested or how obvious or quick their resolution is to the reader, but it's frankly beyond my ability as a writer to analyze this in detail.
 
People get annoyed when something is repeated for too long. If any story beat is too reliable, it gets tedious. This is a problem endemic to Xianxia which has a tendency to get into a groove and stay in that groove for literally millions of characters.

I am not at that point with this story, but I could see why some people would be if they have a lower tolerance for the protagonist struggling.
 
I don't have to do anything, I write what I want to read. I like reading about characters solving problems, so I write about them getting into problems.

On a more broader note, this isn't the first time someone mentions this, and it's interesting to me that people seem to take the second arc as being filled with more problems, even though by an objective count I did just now the first arc has just as many things getting in the way (11 vs 10 for arc 2). I suppose it's somewhat shorter, 21 chapters to 24 for the first arc? That can't really explain the difference though.

It's probably something about the tone or the degree to which the problems are nested or how obvious or quick their resolution is to the reader, but it's frankly beyond my ability as a writer to analyze this in detail.
I think it is the nature of the problems. The first arc is mostly problems with the physical world and reads like a survival story. The problems in the second arc are mostly social and legal in nature and reads more like it wants to be a thriller. Some people may not like that change in focus.
 
I don't have to do anything, I write what I want to read. I like reading about characters solving problems, so I write about them getting into problems.

On a more broader note, this isn't the first time someone mentions this, and it's interesting to me that people seem to take the second arc as being filled with more problems, even though by an objective count I did just now the first arc has just as many things getting in the way (11 vs 10 for arc 2). I suppose it's somewhat shorter, 21 chapters to 24 for the first arc? That can't really explain the difference though.

It's probably something about the tone or the degree to which the problems are nested or how obvious or quick their resolution is to the reader, but it's frankly beyond my ability as a writer to analyze this in detail.
I would say it's the tone of the problems if that makes sense? Before, they were in a bad spot so it made sense they had issues. But after hitting town, it feels like an unending stream of problems popping up like mushrooms after the rain. And some of the problems like the glass field crossing are kind of, over the top and out of nowhere at the same time? That one was crazy. Cool, but crazy, especially because the only reason it happened was, she was careless about the rain. Otherwise, she just feels kind of cursed to have things get in her way. For no real clear reason, just because life can't be easy?
 
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