Reach Heaven Via Feng Shui Engineering, Drug Trade And Tax Evasion

Chapter 9: Whisk And Dance The Mists Away
A couple minutes later, she managed to fight through her sense of ennui, and began to read the jade slate. Even if she would need to force herself through the sort of philosophy she wouldn't ordinarily even spit on, it was still a genuine yin/metal cultivation law, a rare treasure that she has long been searching for.

On top of being aligned with one of the five main polarities of spiritual energy, high-quality cultivation laws were also aligned with either yin or yang spiritual energy. Men had a yang constitution, while women had yin, and each of them required specially tailored cultivation laws.

Most cultivators were male, and the sects would naturally only put forth the significant effort needed to develop a new cultivation law if it would serve most of their members. To make things worse, during the previous imperial dynasty women were forbidden from cultivating any combat cultivation law. Thirty six years ago, the new emperor had put an end to this policy, but the cultivation world was slow to adapt to the changes. To this day, finding a good yin cultivation law was very hard.

As she focused on the jade slate, she quickly discovered how to control it. By pushing her spiritual energy into it in special ways, she could flip through the "pages" of the book in any order.

Despite her fears, she got through the first chapter quickly. It couched its presentation in flowery language, but largely went straight to the point of explaining the base method of spiritual energy circulation, with well-drawn diagrams and detailed advice on cultivation. From a cursory glance, she was extremely satisfied with this cultivation law.

As soon as she had the time, she would start to adapt to this new spiritual energy recirculation technique. It would leave her body and soul in a weakened state for a couple weeks, as the spiritual energy would try to flow according to two different patterns at once, but the end result would make it all worth it.

Out of curiosity, she decided to check out the other chapters of the book. Even if she couldn't properly study the following techniques until she adjusted to the base cultivation law, she was still giddy to know what else she could get out of this slate.

The next chapter was centered around feminine conduct, interweaving excerpts from classic literature and author commentary. Qian Shanyi slowly started to frown as she read through the chapter.

Of course, every woman should defer to her father, her husband, her sons, or failing that, to her teacher on the path of cultivation. However, how often should she defer? What should happen if she needs to make a decision while they are away? What if she knows that a decision has to be made, but it would cause trouble to get her superiors to agree? Here are some of the basic strategies on getting the men to prescribe the actions that have to be taken.

She skipped further ahead.

A woman must remain chaste in her bearing, and guard her actions with a sense of shame. Here, it is instructive to look at the case of the conflict between the Heavenly Mountain Alliance and the Three Thunderous Demonic Sects, when the Lady of the Six Vipers challenged the Grand Elder of the Heavenly Mountain Alliance to a duel. As they fought, the Lady happened to lose all her clothing, and the Grand Elder, ashamed of looking at a woman's uncovered body, lost his composure and averted his eyes for a moment. This was all it took for the Lady of the Six Vipers to slice his head off in a single slash. Take care to preserve your chastity, lest you distract the men in your life at a critical moment!

What kind of "womanly conduct" was Tang Qunying endorsing?

Never utter slanderous words. Your conduct should be exemplary here: this is an especially important principle for cultivators, for carelessly spoken words, imbued with spiritual energy, could lead to catastrophe. Even a single curse could kill a man, if spoken at the right moment. The second of the Three Thunderous Demonic Sects was infamous for their malign speech: seek to avoid repeating their sins.

The rest of the chapter covered cursing techniques. The author outlined, in great detail, exactly which words, at which cadences, and imbued with which particular pattern of spiritual energy should never be spoken under any circumstances.

Qian Shanyi flipped over to the next chapter, which covered dressmaking. It started slowly, by explaining the basics of weaving, knitting, sewing and so on, before Tang Qunying claimed that there was never enough time in the day to sew everything that was necessary for a household, and proposed some "humble needle control techniques" that could be mastered by anyone in the middle refinement stage or above.

Qing Shanyi turned the page over, and her eyes boggled. This was the single most complicated spiritual energy diagram she had ever seen in her life.

"How am I supposed to pack all of this into the size of a needle?", she wondered faintly, trying to make sense of what she was seeing. "You would need to be at least in the building foundation stage to be capable of this level of precision."

She shook her head, skipped the rest of the sewing chapter, and looked at the chapter on cooking techniques. Just like the sewing chapter, it began with the basics: heat control, basic knife skills, six key classifications of cooking methods, and so on. And just like in the sewing chapter, she soon encountered strange things.

Some immortal chefs consider the capture and butchering of demon beasts to be the domain of hunters, and only learn how to process the sorts of animals it is safe to keep in a kitchen. This is a mistake: all ingredients are best when used fresh, and if you seek to prepare the best meal for your husband and their guests, you have to learn how to butcher every demon beast that might be needed for the recipe. Trinity Scorpion of the Fire River makes for a good target to learn basic butchering techniques, though mastering them might take you your entire life.

Qian Shanyi has never heard of a demon beast called the "Trinity Scorpion of the Fire River", but based on the description, it was the size of a horse, wicked fast, with a carapace that was all but invulnerable to damage, and had three tails, each tipped with a stinger as sharp as a spear. To kill it, you had to strike at very small gaps where different carapace plates interlocked with one another, and pierce through to the vulnerable organs inside the body, all the while making sure your strikes wouldn't ruin the meat.

The book went into a great deal of detail about the "knife techniques" needed to pacify the Trinity Scorpion, from defense, to offense, to pacing yourself to not become fatigued in the middle of combat. It took her an embarrassingly long time to realize that she was reading a detailed guide on fencing with a sword.

She frowned, turned back to the needle spiritual energy diagram that baffled her before, and looked at it with new eyes. If taken literally, the precision of the diagram made no sense, as you would have to be a training genius to be capable of following it… But if the "needle" was a meter and a half long, then it would suddenly start to make sense.

This wasn't a needle control diagram at all. This was a diagram for controlling a flying sword shaped like a needle.

She tapped her finger on the side of the jade slate. At first, she thought the Heavens had played a cruel joke on her, but perhaps she was wrong. This wasn't a cultivation law for being a good wife; this was a ruthless cultivation law for slaying devils written to pass casual censorship.

She turned the jade slate off and carefully put it inside her robes. She would have plenty of time to study this later.

For now, she had to find an exit out of this secret realm.

By now, she had explored most of the sect, and she knew Wang Yonghao had explored the rest. She didn't find any exit, and based on the corpses, suspected there was none. This meant she would need to go straight through the poison fog.

If her suspicions were correct, the fog must have come from dense poison-type spiritual energy brought into the cavern by a spirit vein. As the spiritual energy recirculated around the cavern, it would slowly produce poison, which would sink down to the floor and form a cloud. Over time, this poison would lose its potency, and gelatinize from the fog into the toxic slime covering everything around the cavern.

The pile of metal treasures she used as part of her pit trap was already slowly converting the poison-type spiritual energy in the air, slowly reducing the production of new poison. The cavern was quite large, so this process would take quite a while. While it was going on, she had to deal with the poison that was already here.

Qian Shanyi couldn't simply blow it aside with the fly whisk - she couldn't control the backflow of the air, so it would be down to luck if she could keep the poison at bay. She wasn't Wang Yonghao - if she tried that, she would simply die. She needed a better idea.

There were two basic types of artifacts that could control the winds: ones that moved the air already in place, and ones that created more air to move. She went over to the sect kitchens, and tried activating the whisk inside an old barrel, and saw it explode into shards - this meant the whisk had to be creating new air. This gave her an opportunity.

The sect could not be a sealed system: somewhere, there needed to be an exit that could be used to let bad air ventilate out and bring goods into the sect. Since she hadn't found this exit so far, it must have been somewhere under the poison, and the many ventilation channels linking back to the large poison cavern further supported this theory. If she created new air in the cavern, the increased air pressure would create airflow out of the sect, and this airflow should slowly bring the poison out with it.

At a guess, this fly whisk must have been creating several cubic meters of air. There were ways to estimate this more precisely: she knew that there were figures for the expected rates of conversion of spiritual energy into elemental matter, but she had never been taught them, and her sect Elders never gave her unrestricted access to the sect library. That even their past obstinance still threatened her life grated on her, but there was nothing to be done about it.

She did some crude estimations about the sect and cavern geometry, and if she was right, the level of poison should drop by several meters per hour. Within a day, she might create a path out of the sect, assuming she didn't simply miss any other ventilation holes, and the exit didn't collapse entirely as the time passed.

This left the question of where to generate the air. She could feel that the feng shui of this secret realm was bad - dilapidation, and the unburied corpses had all played their role. It wasn't quite as bad as the Inner World before she made the chiclotron, but she still didn't want to spend many hours circulating her spiritual energy and blasting air from the fly whisk in any random spot.

She briefly considered re-using the chiclotron structure of the sect, before dismissing the idea. To restore its functionality, she would need to bring over tens or hundreds of kilograms of heavenly materials and earthly treasures by climbing over on a single rickety rope line. And then, once she was done, she would need to lug all of them back. There was no way she was going to do that, starving as she was. Digging a new chiclotron on top of the gazebo hill was also out of the question.

Creating the air within the Inner World would have been ideal, but even though the entrance was open, it remained separated from the outside: no steam of pure spiritual energy was gushing out from it. If she were to generate air inside the Inner World, all she would do is raise the internal pressure.

Fundamentally, the only thing she needed was to find a place with the least bad feng shui in the sect, and do her job there. She could vaguely feel that some areas were better than others, but she wanted more precision.

What she needed was a way to measure local feng shui.

She climbed back into the Inner World, grabbed an empty bottle of wine, a small dagger, and went looking for a good plank of wood.

The bookshelf blocking the entrance into the teleportation room proved to be a good source. She broke it apart with a few good kicks, took a small, solid piece, and started slowly whittling it down with her dagger into a set of wooden dice. Her woodcarving skills were quite crude, making all the dice come out different, but that was okay - she didn't need extreme precision.

Feng shui affected your luck, and so if you could measure your luck you could measure feng shui. What she needed was a way to do these measurements reliably, on command, and hundreds of times in a row. After about an hour, she had sixty dice, and she decided it was good enough, scooped them into her wine bottle and plugged it with a cork.

Luck was a mysterious force in the world of cultivation, said to be affected by hundreds of different things, depending on the perceptions of the cultivator: a lucky cultivator would tend to see the outcomes they wanted, while an unlucky one would see the reverse.

Qian Shanyi shook the bottle, focusing on the number six. When she looked down, she saw three sixes and seven fives.

Statistically speaking, with sixty dice, about ten should land on each side. The more lucky she was, the more dice would come out close to six, and the more unlucky she was, the more would come out as ones. If about the same number of dice came out on each side, then she probably had neutral luck.

Her current place seemed quite unlucky. She got up, and headed through the sect, looking for good feng shui.

The best place she found was the tunnel dropping down into the big cavern through the ceiling. Feng shui there seemed about neutral, which she supposed made sense. The tunnel was made of spiritually neutral rock, there were no corpses nearby, and no real dilapidation had happened there since the sect was established.

She settled on the edge of the hole, and started blasting air down into the cavern using the fly whisk. By the time she ran out of spiritual energy hours later, she was yawning from boredom.

She headed back to the Inner World to regenerate her spiritual energy. When she reached the gazebo hill, she went down to look at the level of the poison fog, and grinned. It had dropped significantly, at least by a meter. It was much slower than what she expected, but still, her idea was working.

When she descended into the Inner World, Wang Yonghao was still drooling on the grass, mumbling nonsense. She briefly wondered how long he would be hallucinating - he did eat quite a lot of the omelett.

When she took out her sword, prepared to briefly cultivate in order to absorb spiritual energy out of the air, she paused. Should she directly start cultivating Three Obediences Four Virtues? It would weaken her temporarily, and she was still in a dangerous situation…

She grit her teeth. Damn it, it was an actual yin metal cultivation law, and she had been waiting for this moment for so long - she would start right away. She would deal with her weakness when it started causing problems.

The movements of Three Obediences Four Virtues were nothing like those of the Seven Flowers Bloom. They also flowed together like a dance, but individual steps were sharp and abrupt, filled with concealed, violent intent as if she was butchering a thousand oxes at once. As her feet stomped on the ground, and her sword sliced the air, she thought she could hear the sounds of skulls crushed under her feet and the curses of her enemies echoing in the air.

She didn't push herself as hard as she could. Her goal was to regenerate spiritual energy, not to refine her body and soul. After fifteen minutes, she headed back up to work with the fly whisk.

It took her the entire day of work to drain the poison fog until she could see the ground below. Her stomach rumbled in protest, and she ate tiny portions of the omelett throughout to quiet it down. Circulating spiritual energy for hours took a toll on her body, even if it was not as strenuous as digging trenches.

Where the fog receded, it unveiled ground covered in a thick layer of green sludge. Her eyes shined in triumph. All she would need now was a way to deal with the sludge, and she could explore the rest of this cavern.

Hopefully, she would find the exit, and finally see the open skies once more.

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Onomatology time!

千善易 (Qiān Shànyì) has Qian as a family name and Shanyi as the given name. According to my advisors (one human and one Claude the robot), there are two readings to the name:

1) 'Shanyi' is made of 'Shan' and 'Yi', meaning 'good/benevolent' and 'trade/change', respectively. One read of it is 'good at trading', but another read of it may be 'enjoys betrayal', i.e. 'great at the ultimate kind of surprising change - the betrayal'. A third reading of it is 'someone who works hard to change themselves or others towards the good'. Qian, on the other hand, has associations with money.
2) 千 (Qiān) means "thousand" or "multitude", 善 (Shàn) means "kindness" or "virtue", while 易 (Yì) means "easy" or "simple". Putting them together, the implied meaning of this name is "Possessing countless kindness, being benevolent and compassionate, and taking doing good deeds as something simple and easy" or "A thousand kindnesses come easily".

王永浩 (Wáng Yǒnghào) has Wang as family name and Yonghao as the given name. Wang can mean "King", but it's also one of the most common surnames in China. Hao in Yonghao means "vast/grand", with an association to large lakes, while Yong means "perpetual", so Yonghao means "perpetually vast/grand". This is a callback to 孟浩 (Menghao), a famous xianxia protagonist; As a name, Yonghao can be seen as even more hao than Menghao. According to Claude, this is an ambitious name.

As my own naming abilities are very weak, I can't check wherever these readings are correct, but that's the intention behind them.
 
Yeah, I had a suspicion that the Manual would be more important than it seemed. Even if it wasn't quite in this way. Though in hindsight, hilariously enough, this sort of Cultivation Manual is exactly the sort of thing Wang needs in his wife. Because it teaches said wife how to be a perfect Housewife... And also how to kill her way out of all the hilariously dangerous antics and events that any wife of Wang Yonghao is going to find herself in.

Now it's just waiting to see what circumstance is going to occur to cause Qian to get stuck with Wang...
 
I hope Qian Shanyi is wrong about the manual being like a secret manual for fighting and it's just this sect was kind of insane and straight up thought that everyone should have insane precision and a good housewife need to know how to kill 300 men with simple household tools because it's funny to me
 
1.5 meters is the normal size for a needle. Dunno where you get your sewing information.

Comparing with Wiktionary: 千 in Cantonese can mean to swindle or defraud. 善 is used in a Taishanese euphemism meaning "go to hell," but that reading probably isn't relevant. I'd guess that Qian Shanyi could be a good name for a con artist.
 
She frowned, turned back to the needle spiritual energy diagram that baffled her before, and looked at it with new eyes. If taken literally, the precision of the diagram made no sense, as you would have to be a training genius to be capable of following it… But if the "needle" was a meter and a half long, then it would suddenly start to make sense.

This wasn't a needle control diagram at all. This was a diagram for controlling a flying sword shaped like a needle.
Oh, disappointing - senbon are cool.
This left the question of where to generate the air. She could feel that the feng shui of this secret realm was bad - dilapidation, and the unburied corpses had all played their role. It wasn't quite as bad as the Inner World before she made the chiclotron, but she still didn't want to spend many hours circulating her spiritual energy and blasting air from the fly whisk in any random spot.
She also left a bad elemental interaction running, rather than bet on saturating the air with her favored qi type. Or even just digging a couple extra channels.
The movements of Three Obediences Four Virtues were nothing like those of the Seven Flowers Bloom. They also flowed together like a dance, but individual steps were sharp and abrupt, filled with concealed, violent intent as if she was butchering a thousand oxes at once. As her feet stomped on the ground, and her sword sliced the air, she thought she could hear the sounds of skulls crushed under her feet and the curses of her enemies echoing in the air.
Hmm. The violence sure doesn't sound concealed, which seems out of character for yin manuals in general and for a 'secretly-ninja maid' manual in particular. I would honestly expect both the manual and Shanyi to be Yang-dominant, honestly - yin-types are more the mednin and genjutsu specialists, and those seem too cool to cut out of a story like this.
 
Chapter 10: Find A Feast Among Forgotten Ruins
Qian Shanyi picked up a small axe and went out searching for bookshelves to cannibalize. Toxic sludge in most of the cavern was at least a foot thick, and if she wanted to pass through it, she would need stilts.

There were two parts to a basic stilt: a long plank supporting the weight, and a short footrest, which she attached together by slotting it into a hole through the longer plank. She did her best to pick out good pieces, but everything in this place had some amount of rot. Since she couldn't rely on the sturdiness of the wood, she made four separate pairs of stilts, and brought them all over to the gazebo.

Sure enough, three stilts broke while she was learning to walk, but after an hour she had figured out how to move around at a good speed. The other five weathered the tests, but she had no way to know if their structural flaws were simply concealing themselves.

Before setting off, she checked over her pit trap near the gazebo. She was probably just being paranoid. If there were any demon beasts left alive in the poison fog, they would have surely heard her moving around during the last day, and came over to investigate.

With her trap prepared, she armed herself with anything she could think of - she wasn't about to track back across a field of toxic sludge if she needed another tool.

On her hip, she had her sword, and a small axe that would be more convenient for chopping through walls of decaying wood. Three replacement stilts were carried on her back in a crude sling fashioned from one of her Silvered Devil Moth Silk ropes, and in her right hand, she carried the longest spear she had, to poke ahead of where she walked and check for gaps and holes. Fly whisk was tied to her forearm with a short cut of rope - it took more focus to channel her spiritual energy into it than through the pores on her palm, but she wanted to keep her hands free.

She checked herself over another time before setting off. There were other things she considered bringing, but ultimately, her greatest defense against any threat was to run away, and the more things she carried, the slower she would move.

Finally, she sighed, and got on her stilts. There was no point in delaying the inevitable.

She slowly trod across the sea of poison towards her freedom, following the paved path down the hill. It was framed by trees - dead and rotting, but most of them still standing tall. Poison fog pooled in recesses and gaps of terrain, forcing her to take the long trek around. Her stilts clacked quietly against the paved road beneath the thick green sludge, her movements too slow to make the sludge slurp.

The cavern was split in half by a stream of water, with a broad bridge over it. Back in the past it must have flowed freely, but the water was stagnant now, glistening on top of the sludge that sank down to the bottom of the stream. At the far back end of the cavern, the road headed downwards as the cave narrowed down.

As she headed down, her eyes opened in excitement. She could faintly see the fog in the distance, shining green - which meant there was light. And light meant an exit.

The passage narrowed down to the width of a horse carriage before widening again into a smaller cavern, most of it still flooded with the poisonous fog. Fortunately for her, there was a wooden walkway built into the side wall, slippery and covered in slime. She tested her every step with her spear, securing her footing as much as she could - if it broke, she would fall into the clouds of death below her.

The walkway led to a brick wall built across the entire width of the cavern. Down below, in the poisonous fog, the wall was broken up by a wide open gate, dim light flooding through it. This must have been where the fog spilled out of the sect, pushed out by the air she created.

At the end of the walkway there was a short set of stairs, leading up to a closed door. With great difficulty, Qian Shanyi managed to inch her way up and pull the door open, and stepped aside, waiting patiently for the flow of poisonous fog out of the door to stop.

The room inside was narrow, and almost completely clean of the slime. There were some boxes inside, a table with a pair of cups, and a single bed in the back, much better preserved than anything in the center of the sect. Opposite to the door she came in, there was a second door, leading to the other side of the wall.

She opened it, and blinked her eyes. The cavern on the other side opened up, the paved road heading out through the gates, out of the poison fog and up towards a ledge at the far end of the cavern. Beyond the ledge, she could see the blue sky. The walkway led around the side, heading in the same direction, completely free of the slime.

Qian Shanyi put her stilts up against the wall in the gateway house, and stepped out onto the walkway, her heart trembling with excitement. She could smell the forest beyond. Finally, freedom!

As she headed towards the open skies, she almost missed the bear.

It bounded up towards the walkway, deceptively quiet on its giant paws, and she only noticed it when it was a short thirty meters away. It was large, at least as long as she was tall, and reaching up to her shoulders in height. Her eyes widened, and she fled back towards the gatehouse as fast as she could.

She burst into the gatehouse, slamming the door behind herself. In a flurry of motion, she kicked the table to slide in front of the door and jammed one of her stilts against the opposite wall to keep it closed. This barricade would not hold for long, but it would buy her precious seconds as she could already hear the walkway behind her cracking under the bear's weight.

She jumped on her stilts and leaped out of the other door. As she came down on the walkway, one of the planks underneath her gave out, and the stilt went right through, jammed completely in between the walkway planks. Behind her, she heard the bear slam into the door, and the crack of her barricade splintering. The animal was still eerily silent, its huffing barely audible above the blood thumping in her ears.

Qian Shanyi left the jammed stilt alone, yanked one of her last two spare stilts off her back and started running down the walkway as fast as she could.

She heard the bear burst through the door and out of the gatehouse by the time she reached the end of the walkway, not daring to look back. In her mind, she counted the seconds before the bear would be onto her. Suddenly, she heard the sound of wood splintering behind her, and a loud thud as something heavy fell on the ground. This time, the bear roared: the walkway must have splintered under it. If she was lucky, the poison fog would kill it.

Oh, who was she kidding?

Heavy thuds and the slick sounds of the bear slicing through the toxic sludge behind her confirmed her thoughts. She was up in the large cavern by now, but she could already tell she wouldn't make it to the gazebo hill in time. She needed another way out.

She moved off the path and towards one of the dead trees. With a powerful leap, she flew up and grabbed one of the branches, pulling herself up on top of the trunk. The tree groaned under her, but held.

She finally turned around. She couldn't see the bear in the darkness, but she could hear it huffing as it was coming closer.

Her stilts were left behind in the toxic sludge below, mere meters away from the trunk, so she was now stuck here. She'd need to figure out a way to reach them, once the bear succumbed to the poison. As she puzzled over this problem, she took her last stilt off her back, not wanting it to get in her way. At least she should be out of the bear's reach here.

The bear bounded up to the tree and leaped onto the trunk, starting to climb. The tree groaned under its weight.

"Leave me alone, you bastard!", she shouted at it in a panic, spinning her spear in her hands, "Can you not seek death on your own lonesome?"

She thrust her spear straight at its head, drawing blood. The bear roared again, batting the weapon aside with its claws. They were evenly matched: she had little experience with the spear, but the bear was stuck, unable to climb with just one paw.

The tree finally cracked in half under their collective weight, sending her and the bear down into the sludge below. She barely managed to put her legs under herself, keeping most of her body from being dunked into the sludge. It came all the way up to her knees, feeling cold on her ankles. Her spear was wrenched out of her hands by the sudden fall, lost somewhere in the sludge.

"I will make you into soup, you oversized squirrel!", she roared, unsheathing her sword. The bear responded in kind, getting up from the sludge.

Instead of trying to debate it, she raised her arm and channeled her spiritual energy into the fly whisk, sending a blast of air into the sludge just in front of the bear. The air hit the sludge, sending a splatter of it into the bear's muzzle and eyes. She spun around and ran towards the bridge, toxic sludge burning on her ankles. The bear roared behind her, giving chase.

This time, she managed to get all the way to the bridge before the bear was on her, its jaws dripping with drool and death. She dodged to the side - one of its eyes was still covered by the sludge, and the acrid smell must have covered her scent. Her long hair was glowing and whipping all over the place, further disorienting the animal.

She was doing fine, scoring cuts on the animal's paws and snout, when she felt the back of her foot hit the bridge railing. She had nowhere left to dodge.

She blasted air into the sludge in between them again, sending more liquid into the bear's muzzle, but it was too late. The bear swung blindly, and she only barely managed to bring up her sword in time to block.

Weakened as she was by hunger, injury, poison and the change of her cultivation law, she couldn't manage to fully resist the powerful blow. Her sword was pushed up against her body, and her spiritual shield shattered, the impact sending her flying down the bridge, skipping through the sludge like a stone over water.

As she hit the ground, she came down badly on her already broken leg. Barely healed, the fracture sheared again, and she screamed in pain. Fighting against the darkness creeping at the edges of her vision, she pulled her leg back together, and slowly got back up on her shaking legs. She felt a shooting pain every time she drew a breath: a broken rib or three, no doubt. By some miracle, she kept a grip on her sword.

The bear was huffing somewhere on the bridge, trying to clear its eyes off the sludge again. After she got her bearings, she realized the hit sent her closer to the gazebo hill, and she limped over, fighting through the pain. By the time she heard the bear bounding up the hill she had already reached her trap, and set it into an active state by pulling the curtain of Silvered Devil Moth Silk out. She stepped to the other side of the large hole and stood her ground.

"Now lie down and accept your fate," she spit through her clenched teeth, as the bear's front paws came down on the trap's cover. Its weight broke straight through the wooden planks, and it plummeted head-first into the hole. Dense fire-type spiritual energy in the hole burst out in a pillar of fire, a rush of air covering up the bear's panicked roars.

Qian Shanyi turned around and started limping towards the entrance to the Inner World, not waiting for the bear to die. She was covered head to toe in poison, and needed to wash it off immediately.

She reached the Inner World's entrance when she heard the bear moving again. Fur on the front of its body was charred black, and it was a lot slower now, but it was still alive.

Qian Shanyi scowled at it, and grabbed the rope she used to descend into the Inner World. She waited until the bear was within the gazebo itself before leaping inside, baiting it to follow.

She came into the Inner World with some speed, sliding a good distance down the rope, using her velocity to swing away from the entrance portal. The bear leaped in after her, unable to see through the opaque entrance portal, and plummeted down through the thirty meters of empty air. It hit the ground with a crack, leaving a small pit behind.

Somehow, it was still not dead, and trying to get back up on its paws. Qian Shanyi swung on her rope, leaped off, and plunged her sword in its neck in one smooth motion, severing its spinal cord.

The bear dropped to the ground and drew its last breath. She stomped down on its head and yanked her sword out.

At least now she had something to eat for dinner.

She quickly stripped down and started putting together a bath from Igneocopper bricks and Blue Tear Stones. After the bear's hit, she was covered head to toe in the sludge, and her skin all across her body was rapidly growing redder from the poison. She could only hope that it lost enough potency that she would survive in the end.

While the water was accumulating in one of the old trenches, she went over to the desiccated ground left behind from a fire node. Dust bath was not as good as washing herself with water, but it was faster, and she was working against time.

She got the shakes halfway through her bath, but simply grit her teeth through it. Her body felt weak and feverish, and the last thing she managed to do was throw some Ice Crystal Bars on top of the bear corpse so that the meat would not spoil. Then, she dropped down on the grass, waiting for her body to fight off the poison it had already absorbed.

At some point, she lost consciousness. She didn't know how long she was out: she forgot to refill her water clock while she was cleaning the sect of poison, and it was completely empty by now.

This was her third time losing consciousness in this world fragment, and she was worrying it was becoming a habit.

Her body still felt weak, but already better than after her bath. It seemed that her short trip through the toxic sludge came a hair short of killing her.

Her stomach grumbled, and she fought through her weakness, making herself move. It took her a good five minutes to slowly get up on her shaking legs, but she wasn't about to give up: it was time to cook a proper meal.

With how weak she was, she wasn't about to try and butcher the enormous bear. Instead, she took an axe from the treasury, and simply chopped off its hind leg.

She dragged the leg over to the old ditch she used as a bath, to wash it off the toxic sludge that still covered it. Having cleaned the leg, she constructed a stove out of Igneocopper bricks, put her pan shield on top, and consulted her jade slate for advice on how to cook the leg. There were two things she wanted to know - how to check the meat for poison, and how to cut the leg apart to preserve as much of the meat as possible. Fortunately for her, the bear didn't have a great quantity of spiritual energy in its body, so at least she didn't need to worry about that.

To think that a mere animal could bring her this close to dying.

There were helpful diagrams on how to skin and butcher animals of many different body types on her jade slate, and she followed the instructions easily. But the question of wherever the meat was ruined by the toxic sludge proved to be much more complex.

The basic problem was that there was no such thing as poison. "Poison" was simply any substance that would be detrimental to your body - but what was detrimental would depend on many different factors, such as your current condition, specifics of your cultivation, amount and location of your injuries, and so on. For example, if your body had too little yin spiritual energy, then an increase in your yin spiritual energy would be good, but if it already had too much, then it would be quite bad.

Human bodies were incredibly complex, and cultivator bodies even more so. In general, it was not possible to determine how an unknown substance would affect your body before eating it - at best, you could make an educated guess.

She did find a simple technique that could take a sample of a known substance, and then identify how much of it was in an ingredient, with many limitations. She compared the sludge (which she knew was poisonous) to her skin (which she knew contained poison, since she still felt weak), and to Wang Yonghao (who was still asleep, and presumably wasn't poisoned). Then, she compared it to the meat in the bear leg.

Based on the comparison, she thought that if she were to cut off the top layer of the meat, she should be fine - the rest of the leg had less poison than her own muscles. She supposed that when the bear died, its blood stopped circulating the poison through its body, preserving most of the muscular tissue. This was not a sure bet: the meat might have already reacted with the poison, alchemically transforming into a different substance entirely, but she felt safe enough to risk it.

Soon enough, the unthawed bear shoulder stakes were happily sizzling on her pan. She watched them hawkishly, referring back to her jade slate for how best to control the heat. She added some spirit wine into the pan: bear fat served admirably in place of oil, but the liquid should make it easier to cook. Her hunger rose up again, and she couldn't help salivating at the sight of the browning meat.

When the steaks looked done to her eyes, she carefully cut them apart into small chunks, and tried one of them with a dagger. The meat was tough, unsalted, and prepared without any spices except for the wine. On top of that, she took the meat off the fire too soon, and the center ended up undercooked. It was, objectively, about as badly prepared as it could be.

It was the best damn meat she had ever eaten in her entire life.

She properly ate her fill for the first time in a week, and rested down on the grass, waiting for the strength to come back into her limbs, her eyes half closed in euphoria. A couple hours later, she heard Wang Yonghao stir. It seems that the smell of meat in the air had finally woken him up.

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And this is how cultivators inevitably make friends. By devouring the corpses of there enemiesover a shared inner world fire.
 
On top of that, she took the meat off the fire too soon, and the center ended up undercooked. It was, objectively, about as badly prepared as it could be.
One thing that you have to watch out for with bear meat is that they have a lot of worms, so really the only way to cook it is to massively over cook it just to be safe. probably don't have to worry to much about the eggs as they get laid in the fur so the poison probably got them
 
One thing that you have to watch out for with bear meat is that they have a lot of worms, so really the only way to cook it is to massively over cook it just to be safe. probably don't have to worry to much about the eggs as they get laid in the fur so the poison probably got them
Trichinella, which is what I assume you are referring to, is found in all wild game that's predatory or omnivorous. Wikipedia seems to imply it being associated with bear in North America is because bears there have a lot of it, but e.g. my first association would be wild boar.

Ultimately I don't think cultivation world as a whole would be aware of that type of parasite, as only parasites that are themselves enchanced by spiritual energy could survive within their stomach, which is much more hostile than that of a regular person. In the real world, it took until the 19th century for the infection (well, the symptoms caused by it) to be traced back to uncooked meat, so it's not a terribly obvious connection to make I guess.
 
She got the shakes halfway through her bath, but simply grit her teeth through it. Her body felt weak and feverish, and the last thing she managed to do was throw some Ice Crystal Bars on top of the bear corpse so that the meat would not spoil. Then, she dropped down on the grass, waiting for her body to fight off the poison it had already absorbed.

At some point, she lost consciousness. She didn't know how long she was out: she forgot to refill her water clock while she was cleaning the sect of poison, and it was completely empty by now.
Was that halfway through her dust bath, or her water bath? This is important information.
The basic problem was that there was no such thing as poison. "Poison" was simply any substance that would be detrimental to your body - but what was detrimental would depend on many different factors, such as your current condition, specifics of your cultivation, amount and location of your injuries, and so on. For example, if your body had too little yin spiritual energy, then an increase in your yin spiritual energy would be good, but if it already had too much, then it would be quite bad.
What the heck is the Poison element, then?!?

Did she get dressed again at any point? Before working with hot oil, for example.
 
What the heck is the Poison element, then?!?
You are running into the difference between the physical and the metaphysical if you will. Physically, yeah, there's not any one thing someone can point at and go "that is 100% poison" because for all you know, there's a naturally evolved organism somewhere out there which has mercury as a key ingredient in it's metabolism and is partially fed off uranium and other radioactive elements. However the moment you start talking about Poison Qi or something else that's more metaphysics?

That's when you start dealing with a substance which is 100% poison to anything that's not either adapted for Poison Qi or uses Qi in a way which naturally breaks down Poison Qi into something more useful. Because if the Poison Qi had a pure physical manifestation, then said manifestation would change for each individual being that you exposed to it. Such that the 'physical manifestation of Poison Qi' would be poisonous to the same degree to whatever was exposed to it even if that means say, being water for one organism whilst it's arsenic for another. Only, you know, it doesn't actually do this because that's not how it works.

Put simply: adding in things that work on concepts really fucks with 'hard science' realities.
 
My understanding is that poison qi is qi that is aspected towards the the status of being poisoned, rather than towards any specific substance. Kind of like how sword qi is aspected towards the status of being cut, rather towards any specific kind of physical blade.
 
What the heck is the Poison element, then?!?
It's the Poison element.

"Natural" things can probably never handle the raw Poison element. Plenty of Spirit Beasts probably can. Natural things can often handle some specific configurations of the Poison element; for instance, a non-cultivating human can handle the capsaicin configuration, but not the cyanide configuration.

I wonder if there is a separate Venom element...
 
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Chapter 11: Feed The Hungry With A Single Pan
Wang Yonghao slowly got up off the ground, rubbing his bleary eyes.

"How long was I out?" he groaned.

"I told you, you are a lightweight," Qian Shanyi said.

"I am not a lightweight -," he said in an exasperated tone, turning to face her. As his eyes fell on her, his face blushed red, and he turned away, covering his eyes with his hand.

"Why are you naked?!" He exclaimed.

Qian Shanyi looked down on herself. Her "bath", if one could call it that, was just a mud hole in the ground filled with cold water. On top of that, she didn't have any soap - while she managed to mostly wash the poison off, she wasn't clean by any measure. Not wanting to soil another set of robes after her previous one was soaked through with poison, she wanted to at least wait until she was dry in the warm air of the world fragment, and most of the dirt would start to fall off on its own.

"What are you, a baby?" She sighed, "Never seen a naked tit?"

"Just…put something on, please."

"I suppose I will have to, before you knock yourself out from all the blood going to your cheeks," she grumbled, got up and headed towards the pile of robes that served as her bed.

"Don't you feel even a little embarrassed?!"

"What do I have to be embarrassed about?" she asked, picking through the pile of robes for something that would fit her well. Her first set of robes was the best of the lot, but ruined by the poison and the gashes left behind by the bear's paws.

"Being naked in front of others?"

"What of it? Cultivators are naked all the time. Has your clothing never been torn in battle?"

"Not to that extent!" he said, his voice tinged with annoyance, "I cover them in my spiritual shield, like a normal person!"

"If you have the spiritual energy to spare, I suppose," she said, throwing a glance in his direction. He was still hiding his eyes, "Besides, many body fundamentalist cultivators fight only in their underwear, to leave fewer places for an opponent to grab onto. Are you scandalized from seeing a shade of a pectoral muscle?"

"Oh that is so not the same."

"How is it not?"

"Because you are a woman?"

"So?"

"So - what do you mean, 'so'?"

"Woman, man, naked, clothed, what does that matter?" She said, finally finding a robe that wouldn't drag on the ground for her, "As long as a cultivator carries their sword, aren't they already dressed to kill?"

He didn't have a response to that.

"There, all done," she said, tying off her belt and hanging her sword guard from her waist. "Your highness can rest assured that your eyes will remain unmolested."

She headed back to her pan, and put another, smaller cut of the bear on. Having starved for a whole week, she was feeling peckish again.

Wang Yonghao finally turned around, and slowly approached her, looking cautiously at the large bear in the middle of the world fragment.

"While you were out, I found the exit," Qian Shanyi said, quickly searing the meat on the pan, "we can leave after picking up a couple things from the sect."

Wang Yonghao sat down in front of her, eyeing her meat hungrily. After she finished cooking and cut it into small parts with a pair of daggers, she saw him reach out for a piece, and slapped his hand away with the flat of her blade. He yanked his hand back.

"What do you think you are doing? That's my food." She said.

"Are you too greedy to share? I'm hungry," he responded, looking hurt.

"He who doesn't work doesn't eat," she noted with a wise look on her face. "If you want food, then see that bear? Drag it to the edge of the world fragment, and turn it over on its back, we'll need to butcher it later."

Wang Yonghao threw a glance at the bear.

"It must be more than half a ton," he whined, "can't you at least help?"

"Didn't you care so much about me being a woman mere moments ago?" She said, "Women aren't supposed to carry weights."

"Oh come on!"

"You are a big guy, you'll manage it," she cut back. With her leg and ribs broken, she wasn't going to be dragging anything unless forced to at sword point.

Wang Yonghao looked uncertainly between the meat on the shield and the heavy bear. She made sure to moan a bit as she swallowed the next piece of meat, smacking her lips in satisfaction.

"It's so good, you can't believe it," she said.

"Oh fine," he scowled, got up, and walked dejectedly towards the bear.

"Careful, that slime it's covered in is poisonous," she called after him. He threw an accusatory glance back at her, but didn't say anything.

He circled the bear a couple times, and finally decided to pull it by its front paws, where most of the slime was burned off by the flames. While she watched him drag it away, she took out her jade slate and made sure she remembered the butchering steps correctly.

Finally done with her meal, she set aside the daggers she used to cook and eat food, picked up a longer dagger she would use for the bear, as well as a short axe, and headed after Wang Yonghao.

When she arrived, he was massaging his own shoulders, and looking at her warily. He seemed a bit shaky on his feet: it seems that the effects of the egg have not completely faded. She motioned for him to grab hold of the bear.

"Pull its front paws apart, and as far away from its body as you can - I need its chest and stomach taut," she commanded. Now that she looked at the bear from this angle, she could see that it was female - this would make the entire process simpler.

Wang Yonghao did as she said, grumbling throughout. It was nice having minions - she would have had so much trouble doing this alone.

"I'm only doing this for the food," he said, seeing the look on her face.

Well, some adjustment was still needed, but he'll get there in time.

"Sure," she said, choosing to keep her plans hidden, "just keep holding like that, this will take a bit."

She stepped down on the one back paw of the bear, fixing it in place. In retrospect, it may have been a bad idea to cut off its other back paw in advance, but damn it, she was so hungry.

She sliced vertically through the pelt with small, shallow cuts, trying to slowly get through the layers of fat and muscle. The flesh was stiff from rigor mortis and the freezing temperature - Ice Crystal Bars might have prevented decomposition, but they sure didn't help with the butchering.

"Why are you going so slow?" Wang Yonghao echoed her thoughts. "Can't you just, you know, take a sword and slice it apart in one blow?"

"Because if I fuck up I might pierce the intestines, and I don't want poop all over the meat I will be eating," she said slowly, concentrating on her work. She opened a vertical gap into the body cavity, showing the entrails, and was slowly widening it. "This is my first time doing this, don't distract me."

She heard a sound from Wang Yonghao, and looked up to see him go green in the face at the sight. She snorted.

"What did you think was inside the animals you eat?" she said.

"I just…didn't think about it, alright?" he said, looking away.

"Well, then you will like this part," she smirked, putting down her dagger, and picking up the axe. "I'm going to need to widen this rib cage."

She stepped around the bear and started chopping upwards, straight through the middle of the rib cage. In a few quick chops, the rib cage was split in half, and she stretched it apart with her hands to look inside.

She rolled up her sleeves, picked up her dagger, and reached deep into the body cavity - the next step was to cut the connective tissues keeping the organs attached to the rest of the body. Wang Yonghao tried backing away, and she yelled at him to keep holding the bear so that it wouldn't tip over.

"Why are you so disgusted by this?" she said, her hands up to the shoulder in guts and blood. "You have all the same organs inside of you."

"My organs stay on the inside," Wang Yonghao muttered, looking as far away as he could manage without becoming an owl. "I don't need to think about them as long as that is true."

"Thinking about your organs is good for cultivation," she said, slowly pulling the pile of entrails out of the bear's body cavity. Her own broken rib sent a spike of pain through her body, and she suppressed a groan. "For example, take the heart," she picked up the bear's large heart to punctuate her point, "there are two major meridians that pass directly through your heart, and one of the seven dantians also sits right on top of it. Out of all the organs in the body, it has the highest concentration of spiritual energy - which is also why it tends to explode from severe feng shui deviation or spiritual energy overload. Condition of your heart is directly linked to the condition of your meridian network, and you can monitor one by monitoring the other. The better you understand your organs, the faster you can cultivate."

She threw the heart onto clean grass nearby, and started picking her way through the other organs to see what was edible, checking them for poison.

"All the more reason not to think of them," Wang Yonghao muttered. Qian Shanyi stopped what she was doing and looked at him.

"You don't want to cultivate faster?" she asked incredulously, gesturing with bloody hands. "Every cultivator wants that."

"I want a normal life!" he exclaimed. "This luck already pushes me much harder than I can keep up with."

He looked at her clearly incredulous face and laughed.

"You don't believe me?" he said, "Fine. How long did it take you to fully unblock your first dantian?"

She frowned. "Just about average, around two years. Why?"

"It took me one month," Wang Yonghao said smugly.

"You liar," she sneered.

"It's what happened," he said, folding his hands on his chest.

"How?" she said.

He shrugged. "Luck, like I say."

"It's impossible," she flatly stated.

"Why not?" he asked, looking curious. "I am lucky at finding treasures. Why can't I also cultivate faster?"

Qian Shanyi squinted at him. He seemed genuinely confused. "After a cultivator unblocks their first minor meridians by luck, their entire meridian network is still filled with impurities," she started explaining, trying to keep herself calm. "They can't circulate spiritual energy because there is no unblocked path for their energy to circulate through. The only thing they can do is keep their unblocked meridian filled with spiritual energy, and wait until it slowly washes away at the impurities on the path to one of their dantians. Only once at least a single full closed pathway has been partially cleared from the impurities, can they start to circulate their spiritual energy and actively purify their meridian network. Even with the high quality spiritual energy in your Inner World - "

"I only got it much later," Wang Yonghao shook his head. Qian Shanyi sighed in frustration.

"It doesn't matter, because the quality of spiritual energy does nothing if you can't circulate it," she continued, "Local concentration of spiritual energy doesn't matter either - early in cultivation, your meridians are so narrow that you can fill them up to bursting in a single breath. Learning how to manipulate your meridians helps, but at the end of the day, it is still just a waiting game until the first closed pathway clears up."

She pointed a bloody finger at him. "Which is why you saying you did it in a month is a clear lie!" she said, triumphantly.

"What if I discovered a secret art for clearing the meridians faster?" he asked curiously. She could tell he wasn't being serious, but she decided to humor him.

"Any secret art that could clear meridians faster without the cultivator circulating their spiritual energy could also be used to unblock them for ordinary people," she said, "any sect that developed such a secret art would take over the cultivation world, as they could turn ordinary people into cultivators whenever they wanted."

Wang Yonghao nodded, and scratched his head. "Well, I didn't really find such a secret art. But how about drugs?"

Qing Shanyi got a bad feeling.

"I have heard of some medicines that could loosen up the impurities," she said slowly, "but they are rare and very expensive. I have never been given any. And besides, their effect plateaus - you need to take ten times as much for one tenth the effect. For example, young master Yao, the direct disciple of the Golden Rabbit Bay's city regent and the richest noble for many miles, still took a full year to open his first dantian. Are you saying you found some?..."

She trailed off, uncertainly. Wang Yonghao looked away guiltily.

"Well, not so much found as fell into a barrel, but yes," he said,

"A barrel?" she asked, incredulously.

"Yeah, a barrel," he laughed ruefully, "I think it was Asure Heart Cleansing Dew - I had to look it up later."

"You simply fell into an actual barrel of Asure Heart Cleansing Dew? It's measured in drops!" she clutched her head in her hands, paying no mind to the blood staining her hair. Her left eye was twitching violently.

"Yeah, I fell into some ruins," he explained, laughing slightly, "hit my head, spent a day within the barrel before I woke up. Absorbed most of it. After that, my first dantian unblocked pretty quickly."

"How? Your skin should have rotted away from an overdose!"

"Just…lucky, I guess?"

Qian Shanyi blinked, then stood up, and headed towards Wang Yonghao with a slight smile on her face. He backed away from her.

"Come here, I am not going to hurt you," she said, motioning with her bloody butchering dagger.

"Weren't you going to, uh, finish with the bear?" he laughed, backing away more.

"I'll get right back to it after I strangle you for being so disgustingly lucky!" she shouted, and set off after him. He turned around and ran away. It was a comical scene, as her legs felt sluggish after her brush with poison death and the sharp spikes of pain from her broken bones sent her off balance, but Wang Yonghao also kept stumbling from the aftereffects of the egg omelet. In the end, they were actually fairly closely matched in speed.

When she chased him all the way to the edge of the world fragment, he circulated his spiritual energy, and jumped into the air, rising up on top of two clouds of fiery fireflies. She scowled up at him.

"Come back down here!" she said. Running around had calmed her down somewhat, but her blood was still throbbing angrily in her ears.

"I think I'll stay here for now," he said, wiping sweat off his forehead. "It feels safer."

She squinted up at him, and pointed towards the rope hanging from the entrance of the world fragment. "See that rope?", she said, "Who do you think put it there? You really think I can't reach you in the air if I need to?"

His face had the decency to grow white when he glanced at the rope hanging from the sky. She snorted, and turned away.

"Whatever," she said, walking back towards the bear, "If you feel like flying, then fly around the sect, I need some materials. Pots and plates from the kitchens, tables, bookshelves, barrels - it is all going to be decaying and rusted, but I am sure we could salvage something from it. Oh, and there should be a pair of holes near the gazebo filled with heavenly materials and earthly treasures - bring them down here too."

Wang Yonghao nodded shakily, and walked on air up to the World Fragment entrance. She considered wherever she should follow, but decided against it. There was a risk that Wang Yonghao would close the entrance and leave her stranded, but she estimated it to be minor. He was still clearly intimidated by her, and didn't seem like the ruthless type that would simply wait for her to starve.

She got back to her autopsy. The lungs and stomach were unsalvageable - the bear had breathed and swallowed far too much toxic slime during their chase. The liver seemed fine - Three Obediences Four Virtues, when discussing poisoned animals, mentioned that it might absorb poison, but she figured that the bear died before that could happen. The kidneys, spleen, and the heart were fine too.

After she was done with the organs, she moved over to skinning the body and breaking it into parts.

The bear's pelt was soaked through with the poison slime, and would need to be thrown away. Her heart ached at the waste, but even if she could clean it, she had no idea how to tan leather to prevent it from rotting. At least it kept the poison away from the meat.

Bear's jaw, one of the front paws, and many of the ribs were broken in the fall. The other bones were mostly fine, and she was careful to cut between the bones as she separated the meat into parts. She would find a use for the bones later.

To deal with the poison slime, she set up a washing station. It was a simple construction - three different spears tied into a tripod, with a Blue Tear Stone and an Igneocopper bar hanging from the middle, wrapped in one of the spare sets of robes. Water produced by the Blue Tear Stone soaked the robes and flowed down, and made it easy to wash the meat before it could be stored in the cold water trenches of the chiclotron.

She piled everything she would be throwing away together. If not for the poison, she could have considered reusing it for a compost pile, but as it was it would simply contaminate the ground.

By the time she was done, Wang Yonghao had bought back what she asked. Somehow, he seemed even more wary of her now - staying up in the air, stepping from one leg onto the other. She squinted at him.

"You want to ask something," she stated.

He cringed. "How did you get rid of the fog?" he finally said. "There was so much of it."

"I blew it away," she said matter-of-factly, washing her hands under the tripod. "Now, do you want those steaks?"

Wang Yonghao nodded vigorously.

"You'd need to come down then," she said, smiling at him.

His face went white again, and he swallowed.

She watched the steaks sizzling on the pan carefully. The heart of cultivation was constant improvement: as long as this piece of meat was cooked better than the last one, then eventually, she could cook it perfectly.

Wang Yonghao sat opposite her, sipping from a bottle of spirit wine. She glanced up at him, and he looked away. She sighed.

"I think I believe you about how quickly you cultivate," she said, bringing up their previous discussion. Hacking the bear corpse apart had brought her blood pressure back down. "It would fit the overall picture. But that does not explain why you think it is bad."

He groaned, and stayed silent for a while.

"Because my luck tailors itself to my realm," he said, finally opening his mouth. "When I was in the low level of the refinement stage, I got into fights with other low level refinement stage cultivators. Now, they are high level ones. If I advance to the foundation establishment stage like this, then I couldn't even walk into town without putting ordinary people in danger."

"Your luck makes no sense," she said, bluntly.

"Tell me about it," he groaned further, flopping down on the ground.

"I mean it," she said, flipping the steaks over. This time, she got the timing just right: they were browned, but not charred. "It's not just that it is absurd in scope. Your luck should depend on your desires - if you don't want to cultivate, why would it push resources at you?"

"Are you saying I want this?" he asked exasperatedly, raising his head. "I don't!"

"I am not saying anything," she shook her head, "If your luck worked the same way it does for everyone else, it would not be anywhere as powerful. Maybe what it does has changed too."

She took the steaks off the fire, and handed them over to Wang Yonghao. He bit into one, yelped, and started blowing on it to cool it down.

"The real question is, who in Heaven has your name on their desk, to grant you such luck?" she wondered out loud, "And what else about it might have changed?"

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What does that have to do with fourth walls? Heaven's real.

Here's the association chain: Wang Yonghao's luck is, to an experienced xianxia reader, a case of a protagonist's luck, only exaggerated to the point of parody. Which makes it a character taking a poke at the author, even if it has entirely in-universe explanation.

It's just a joke.
 
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