Aaah, all caught up again. Nothing like a good Tamimoe binge.

[X] Step in!
-[X] "I'm not a kidnapper!!!"
--[X] Except that one time...
---[X] And that other...
----[X] But it doesn't mean you kidnap people without a good reason!
 
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[X] Step in!
-[X] "I'm not a kidnapper!!!"
--[X] Except that one time...
---[X] And that other...
----[X] But it doesn't mean you kidnap people without a good reason!
No. of Votes: 7
Always Late
Hannz
LostDeviljho
Manic Dogma
mistfist
MrLZRS
UbeOne

Total No. of Voters: 7
Alright closing votes. Got kind of busy yesterday elsewhere, sorry :oops:.
 
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[X] Step in!
-[X] "I'm not a kidnapper!!!"
--[X] Except that one time...
---[X] And that other...
----[X] But it doesn't mean you kidnap people without a good reason!


You've been through this particular drill one too many times already, and know what is coming. Determination to put a stop to this madness rushes through your veins, and you step forward to interrupt your friends with reason's illuminating light. "I'm not a kidnapper!" you scream defiantly and puff up your cheeks, as you stare straight at your bemused friends.

"Um, come again? What do you mean 'you're not a kidnapper'?" Ami says and at you, suddenly looking completely out of her depth here. On your other side you can see Kishi bury her reddening face into her hands.

"It means that I'm not a kidnapper," you repeat with a firm nod, but falter immediately with a single look and a raised eyebrow from Evelyn. She keeps staring at you, with her hands folded and a very poignant smirk on her face. Almost as if she was trying to- oh, right…

"Well, I mean, except for that one time…" you stutter out hastily, remembering your little escapade with Ariane. "And that other one too..." There was Mariko too. "And then there was that one time…" Can't forget the one time with Evelyn. "Okay, I may have kidnapped some people, but it doesn't mean I do that without a good reason!"

"Mhmm, now that's what I thought too,"
Evelyn says, a smug, pleased expression on her face, "Although, I can't help but to wonder what even is considered a good reason for kidnapping?"

Uhhh, when you need to bring them over to your home for rest? Maybe?

"Wait a second here, please," Ami barges in, a worried expression on her face. "So my good old friend Tamiko-" she throws you a sideways glance, "-has become some sort of terrible criminal? What possible reasons could there for doing that."

"Ami, it's not-"
you weakly try to protest, only to get interrupted by Evelyn.

"Well, if we are to believe her uncle, it's probably Tamiko's search for her one true waifu…" she exclaims, and you feel like starting to spin around to drill your way through the earth, "And sometimes, that's apparently in plural."

You freeze on our place, and blood is drained from your paling face in a single rush. introducing your friends to each other… may have been a terrible mistake on your part. But at least it can't get worse, right?

Ami seems to catch on to what Evelyn is trying to say, as her face reddens up considerably. The girl breathes out audibly, emitting a mortified groan as she cups her face into her hands. "Oh god… All my friends have been overcome by the lewd!" she whines loudly in horror and disbelief, "Even the precious, innocent Tamimoe..."

Time suddenly seems to stop for you as the words register in your head. It got even worse!

What do you do?

[] Talk with your friends.
-[] Deny any and all accusations!
--[] Sacrifice Kishi for the Moegods in your stead.
-[] Another topic, fast!

[] Go elsewhere.
-[] Your home.
-[] Arcade
-[] Ariane's
-[] Think of something else.

[] Write-in.

===


Have fun, it's an easy afternoon ahead of you.
 
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"Wait a second here, please," Ami barges in, a worried expression on her face. "So my good old friend Tamiko-" she throws you a sideways glance, "-has become some sort of terrible criminal? What possible reasons could there for doing that."

"Ami, it's not-"
you weakly try to protest, only to get interrupted by Evelyn.

"Well, if we are to believe her uncle, it's probably Tamiko's search for her one true waifu…" she exclaims, and you feel like starting to spin around to drill your way through the earth, "And sometimes, that's apparently in plural."

AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Ami seems to catch on to what Evelyn is trying to say, as her face reddens up considerably. The girl breathes out audibly, emitting a mortified groan as she cups her face into her hands. "Oh god… All my friends have been overcome by the lewd!" she whines loudly in horror and disbelief, "Even the precious, innocent Tamimoe..."

That was just as spectacular as I hoped it would be.
--[] Sacrifice Kishi for the Moegods in your stead.
Tempting... But I like this more. We've had our laugh at her expense, let's not make her dig that hole deeper... yet.

[x] Wehihihihi...
-[x] Faint.
 
[X] Talk with your friends
-[X] Another topic, fast!
--[X] Roll the topic dice.

I miss the dice rolls for topics. They always went hilariously.
 
[X] Talk with your friends
-[X] Another topic, fast!
--[X] Roll the topic dice.

Ah right, they didn't know her nickname.

Say that remind me should we add going to Ariane's house in that update or keep the fun times rolling.
 
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The best way to deal with things is to beat them at their own game :p

Well, I'll give it a try even though I'm not that good at this sort of thing. Fight fire with fire. Although poor Kishi is just collateral damage.:V

[X] Resign yourself to your fate. But if you're going down, then you won't be going down alone...!
-[X] Funny how the both of them say that, about being corrupted and waifus.
--[X] There was that one morning you woke up to find Evelyn glomping on to you with all her might. She seemed pretty happy and content about it too! At least until Uncle had walked in, anyway.
-[X] Sacrifice Kishi for the Moegods in your stead.
-[X] If you know anything good-naturedly embarrassing about Ami, now's the time to mention it.
 
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C'mon, guys. Take responsibility! Right when Tamiko needs us the most, you guys abandon her to her fate.:p

If being a great friend means teasing each other into a quivering mess of embarrassed moeblob, then we have a sworn obligation to be the best possible friend that we can be.:V
 
[x] Agent Whiskers
Tamiko's learning to take a punch, now she can swing back!
 
There was that time where Kishi kidnapped Tamiko.... I mean it was a medical emergency but since there are calling us with Mariko...
 
[X] Resign yourself to your fate. But if you're going down, then you won't be going down alone...!
-[X] Funny how the both of them say that, about being corrupted and waifus.
--[X] There was that one morning you woke up to find Evelyn glomping on to you with all her might. She seemed pretty happy and content about it too! At least until Uncle had walked in, anyway.
-[X] Sacrifice Kishi for the Moegods in your stead.
-[X] If you know anything good-naturedly embarrassing about Ami, now's the time to mention it.
Oh god… All my friends have been overcome by the lewd!"
...
-[X] Wait a minute...who else has been overcome by lewd?
 
-[X] Wait a minute...who else has been overcome by lewd?
The two old friends that still don't remember us are dating if I recall correctly.

EDIT: Actually, that makes me think of a question. When we do re-introduce ourselves to them, are they going to remember Ami talking to them about us and not remembering us? Because if so, we're pretty much going to have to instantly have this same conversation again to explain that weirdness to them.
 
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The two old friends that still don't remember us are dating if I recall correctly.

EDIT: Actually, that makes me think of a question. When we do re-introduce ourselves to them, are they going to remember Ami talking to them about us and not remembering us? Because if so, we're pretty much going to have to instantly have this same conversation again to explain that weirdness to them.
Yes, but that's part of the diversion!
 
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[X] Resign yourself to your fate. But if you're going down, then you won't be going down alone...!
-[X] Funny how the both of them say that, about being corrupted and waifus.
--[X] There was that one morning you woke up to find Evelyn glomping on to you with all her might. She seemed pretty happy and content about it too! At least until Uncle had walked in, anyway.
-[X] Sacrifice Kishi for the Moegods in your stead.
-[X] If you know anything good-naturedly embarrassing about Ami, now's the time to mention it.
-[X] Wait a minute...who else has been overcome by lewd?
No. of Votes: 5
veekie
Balduran
EtchedSteel
mistfist
MrLZRS

[X] Talk with your friends
-[X] Another topic, fast!
--[X] Roll the topic dice.
No. of Votes: 3
Nervos Belli
Hannz
Jrin

[X] Resign yourself to your fate. But if you're going down, then you won't be going down alone...!
-[X] Funny how the both of them say that, about being corrupted and waifus.
--[X] There was that one morning you woke up to find Evelyn glomping on to you with all her might. She seemed pretty happy and content about it too! At least until Uncle had walked in, anyway.
-[X] Sacrifice Kishi for the Moegods in your stead.
-[X] If you know anything good-naturedly embarrassing about Ami, now's the time to mention it.
No. of Votes: 3
Agent Whiskers
Muramasa
UbeOne

[x] Wehihihihi...
-[x] Faint.
No. of Votes: 1
Always Late

Total No. of Voters: 12
Alright, got back from the RP-marathon, time to start updating.
 
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