Chapter Sixty-Five
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Chapter Sixty-Five
The bishop of Nantais was sent back to the Romalian embassy in Lutece escorted by two local horsemen, since he was kind of a foreigner anyway, and it was best if the church dealt with him in their own way -whether by reassigning him elsewhere or actually burning him to the stake, it didn't really matter to me.
Rennais, Vannetais, Domnotée, Cornuaille-they were the principal towns of the county of Brittany, and the places where strife was most apparent. This was due, in no small part, to their nearby proximity to Albion, to their ports, and to the way the Albion nobility treated their own commoners. Like, say whatever the hell you want, but if people want their priests to be without gold, it's because at the heart of the matter they'd like that gold for themselves, at least a tiny bit.
If a commoner's family is starving, but the priest preaches from the altar of the Gods about the Founder's goodwill, then he can do even without the gold necklaces adorning his neck. At the same time, the priests' regalia is there for a reason. It is to bring forth into the commoner the sights of what heaven will one day be, it is to impress the commoner, make him dream of the same things as them-make him desire to become a priest, to become a holy man.
This sort of thing wasn't black and white, with the Protestants being good and the original church being bad, and neither was it the opposite. Of course, when it came to rotten apples-
"So," I said with a sigh, "thank the gods we arrived in time to stop this." Outside the church, a mass of commoners were screaming about Justice! Death to the lecherous fuck! Burn him to death!
"This-this isn't what it looks like," the bishop said, adorned with enough gold to make a local noble cringe in desire. His hair was white, his age quite clearly in the seventies-which made the reason I was there all the more compelling.
"It isn't?" I remarked offhandedly, looking down at the parchment in my hands. "Twenty-seven bastards," I held back the desire to whistle. "Not one or two, but...twenty-seven. Just...just...not even why, but...just how did you think this was a good idea? No, scratch that, why would you even think this wouldn't reach the ears of the lord in charge?"
"All lies and slanders," the bishop said once more, vehemently denying the accusations. "Lost lambs, coming here to take my kindness and...and repaying me like this! With these vile, devil-influenced lies!"
If only there was something like a DNA test, I'd have this solved in a jiffy, but the bishop wasn't a mage, so a Detect Magic wouldn't have worked. Still, lie or not, the commoners outside the church were yelling quite a bit for justice to be served.
I took a deep breath, and then nodded. "The color of your hair before it turned to white," I said, "And the color of your parents' hair," I added.
"Uh?" the bishop replied, blinking as if not understanding my words.
"You heard me," I said sharply, a parchment out. "Now, comply. Then," I turned to look at Lord Castlemorre, "Send in for the ladies with their impeached purity and their spawns. They are to come in one at the time escorted by both of their parents. Tell them I will find those who tell the truth and those who lie with a spell blessed by the Founder-those who thought to ride the wave and decide to leave now will be forgiven, those who instead are in the right can stay and I'll swiftly find out myself. Though if they lie and I discover it, then the sentence will be death."
"You have such a spell, your grace?" the bishop asked, and to that, I simply returned my stare towards him.
"The color of your parents' hair," I said with my eyes narrowing down. "I won't repeat myself again."
And then, finally, I began.
"Your highness, I swear I'mma telling-" I raised a hand, and the young woman in front of me quieted down, a three years old child in her arms, his hair a soft and luscious hazel color. Behind her, her parents both remained nervously silent.
"The color of your parents' hair," I said, a quill and parchment in front of me. "Is hazel and hazel," I hummed. "Yours is hazel," I added, "just like that of your son. Unfortunately for you, the Bishop's hair and that of his parents is black," I smiled, "Which means that your son's hair should be black in turn," I made a soft popping sound by cracking my knuckles together. "Now, this will be straightforward." The muskets took aim from only the right side -I had left the other one empty, because friendly fire was not something I'd do. "Are you going to keep up lying? Because if you do, then your son will join you in your trip to the afterlife."
The young woman in question widened her eyes in sheer fear, even as her parents' skin turned pale.
"Mama..." the three years old mumbled, "wanna go home-"
"It's not the bishop," she said, holding her son in her arms tightly. "It's not him. I lied. It was the butcher's son-I've kept it a secret because he's married to my best friend, but-"
"Rosaline!" her father yelled, "That bastard! I'm going to wring his neck and-"
"That will have to wait," I said, gesturing for a nearby door. "Beyond that door lies the bishop. Now, you three will head over there and ask for his forgiveness, and then you will wait in the back of the church until I am done with the others," I narrowed my eyes. "Have I been clear?"
"Y-Yes your highness, th-thank you for your mercy-" there was quite a few babbling, but as they were swiftly escorted to the back, I clasped my fingers together and sighed.
"This won't work for everyone," I said to my escort. "But seriously, how many remain yet?"
"Ten or so, your grace," Lord Castlemorre said.
This was going to be a long day. This was going to be a truly long day.
"So," I said as I looked at the very last woman of the line, "No parents?"
"No your grace," she mumbled, looking ashamedly down with her child in her arms. "I'm an orphan. The plague took them when I was little-can't remember much of them."
I cringed as I looked at the dark haired young boy next to her. This one could potentially be the bishop's son without a doubt. He was something like ten, or eleven, and if by some miracle the bishop actually managed to get a potion of sorts to make him spry then it could just as well be possible.
Still, from twenty-seven to only one, thank the gods they had sent a dark-haired priest in a town filled with hazel and blond.
Most of the crowd outside was now waiting, but most were starting to feel quite the chilling effect. People entered, and nobody left -perhaps they thought I had eaten them alive or something, but still, they remained silent.
"Listen," I said. "Tell me how it began."
"I was washing the steps of the church," she said, "And-"
I exhaled. The story wasn't really that wild of a tale. Honestly, out of everyone that had come by, she was perhaps the only one I might have been in favor of ruling as truthful. Some of the women even went as far as claim that the bishop had come in the night like some sort of vampire, flying up to their rooms in order to show them a night time of sin and perdition-seriously, why was it so difficult to tell the truth to one's parents?
No, rather...
"Why did you decide to come forth now, and not sooner?" I remarked.
"I can't write," the young woman said. "I told no one-not that anyone would care, so...after the pregnancy, I was treated bad. I could work in the church, the bishop was so kind-I couldn't dare tell the truth, but...I'm the one, the others are lying, your grace. I swear-"
I scratched the underside of my chin.
"This puts me in a bit of a spot," I acquiesced. "I suppose I'll have to execute the priest," I added lightly. "Coming less to his vows," I shook my head. "I suppose I'll make him pick between poison and the chopper's block-"
"Please don't!" I blinked as the voice came from the ten years old by his mother's side. Since he had taken a step forward, the young kid somehow found himself the target of something like a dozen of muskets and two swordwands.
"Joseph!" his mother exclaimed, hurriedly grabbing hold of him and pulling him back.
"Now, now," I said, "He's just a ten year old," I continued. "There are far more dangerous things out there than a ten year old with something to say." I clasped my hands together and smiled, "Why are you against this, boy?"
"Cause the bishop's nice," Joseph mumbled. "He's really, really nice! Last year, he gave me sweets for my birthday!"
"Oh," I blinked. "I see," I nodded. "Well, such unwavering loyalty should be rewarded, I suppose." I scratched the side of my cheek. "Though about the vows...oh well, it's not something that competes to me. It's all up to the Church of Romalia after all," I shrugged, and stood up. "You're free to go. I'll tell the others they're free to go too. Truly, to think an entire village would pin the blame on their bishop like this-shame, for shame!"
"None of the others-none of them were?" the mother mumbled in surprise, and to that I nodded. She exhaled in relief, a hand against her chest. "I knew he wasn't lying."
As soon as she left, the rest of the families followed after a short while, leaving within the church my retinue and the bishop in question.
"So," I said, "It appears that you did break your vows, although only once. Fancy finding that out-"
"Madeleine is a poor woman," the bishop said hastily, "Just because I showed kindness to her orphan-"
"Bishop François," I said flatly, making him quiet down abruptly. "When the matters of the church do not infringe upon the matters of the Crown, then the Crown does not intervene," I glared at him, "But when it does, then the Crown must intervene, and swiftly at that. Whether or not this was your fault, this chaos still happened. What I should do is ask you to go back to Romalia, and have a replacement come," I inclined my head to the side. "But so many people claiming such bold lies...tell me, Bishop François..."
I smiled gently. "Did you make yourself an enemy of any of the local lords?"
Lord Castlemorre held his breath.
What? Don't be so filled with prejudice, Lord Castlemorre. I'm not planning on killing any more nobles if I can avoid it!
I just want to get to the root of this...
...and then rip it all out.
The bishop of Nantais was sent back to the Romalian embassy in Lutece escorted by two local horsemen, since he was kind of a foreigner anyway, and it was best if the church dealt with him in their own way -whether by reassigning him elsewhere or actually burning him to the stake, it didn't really matter to me.
Rennais, Vannetais, Domnotée, Cornuaille-they were the principal towns of the county of Brittany, and the places where strife was most apparent. This was due, in no small part, to their nearby proximity to Albion, to their ports, and to the way the Albion nobility treated their own commoners. Like, say whatever the hell you want, but if people want their priests to be without gold, it's because at the heart of the matter they'd like that gold for themselves, at least a tiny bit.
If a commoner's family is starving, but the priest preaches from the altar of the Gods about the Founder's goodwill, then he can do even without the gold necklaces adorning his neck. At the same time, the priests' regalia is there for a reason. It is to bring forth into the commoner the sights of what heaven will one day be, it is to impress the commoner, make him dream of the same things as them-make him desire to become a priest, to become a holy man.
This sort of thing wasn't black and white, with the Protestants being good and the original church being bad, and neither was it the opposite. Of course, when it came to rotten apples-
"So," I said with a sigh, "thank the gods we arrived in time to stop this." Outside the church, a mass of commoners were screaming about Justice! Death to the lecherous fuck! Burn him to death!
"This-this isn't what it looks like," the bishop said, adorned with enough gold to make a local noble cringe in desire. His hair was white, his age quite clearly in the seventies-which made the reason I was there all the more compelling.
"It isn't?" I remarked offhandedly, looking down at the parchment in my hands. "Twenty-seven bastards," I held back the desire to whistle. "Not one or two, but...twenty-seven. Just...just...not even why, but...just how did you think this was a good idea? No, scratch that, why would you even think this wouldn't reach the ears of the lord in charge?"
"All lies and slanders," the bishop said once more, vehemently denying the accusations. "Lost lambs, coming here to take my kindness and...and repaying me like this! With these vile, devil-influenced lies!"
If only there was something like a DNA test, I'd have this solved in a jiffy, but the bishop wasn't a mage, so a Detect Magic wouldn't have worked. Still, lie or not, the commoners outside the church were yelling quite a bit for justice to be served.
I took a deep breath, and then nodded. "The color of your hair before it turned to white," I said, "And the color of your parents' hair," I added.
"Uh?" the bishop replied, blinking as if not understanding my words.
"You heard me," I said sharply, a parchment out. "Now, comply. Then," I turned to look at Lord Castlemorre, "Send in for the ladies with their impeached purity and their spawns. They are to come in one at the time escorted by both of their parents. Tell them I will find those who tell the truth and those who lie with a spell blessed by the Founder-those who thought to ride the wave and decide to leave now will be forgiven, those who instead are in the right can stay and I'll swiftly find out myself. Though if they lie and I discover it, then the sentence will be death."
"You have such a spell, your grace?" the bishop asked, and to that, I simply returned my stare towards him.
"The color of your parents' hair," I said with my eyes narrowing down. "I won't repeat myself again."
And then, finally, I began.
"Your highness, I swear I'mma telling-" I raised a hand, and the young woman in front of me quieted down, a three years old child in her arms, his hair a soft and luscious hazel color. Behind her, her parents both remained nervously silent.
"The color of your parents' hair," I said, a quill and parchment in front of me. "Is hazel and hazel," I hummed. "Yours is hazel," I added, "just like that of your son. Unfortunately for you, the Bishop's hair and that of his parents is black," I smiled, "Which means that your son's hair should be black in turn," I made a soft popping sound by cracking my knuckles together. "Now, this will be straightforward." The muskets took aim from only the right side -I had left the other one empty, because friendly fire was not something I'd do. "Are you going to keep up lying? Because if you do, then your son will join you in your trip to the afterlife."
The young woman in question widened her eyes in sheer fear, even as her parents' skin turned pale.
"Mama..." the three years old mumbled, "wanna go home-"
"It's not the bishop," she said, holding her son in her arms tightly. "It's not him. I lied. It was the butcher's son-I've kept it a secret because he's married to my best friend, but-"
"Rosaline!" her father yelled, "That bastard! I'm going to wring his neck and-"
"That will have to wait," I said, gesturing for a nearby door. "Beyond that door lies the bishop. Now, you three will head over there and ask for his forgiveness, and then you will wait in the back of the church until I am done with the others," I narrowed my eyes. "Have I been clear?"
"Y-Yes your highness, th-thank you for your mercy-" there was quite a few babbling, but as they were swiftly escorted to the back, I clasped my fingers together and sighed.
"This won't work for everyone," I said to my escort. "But seriously, how many remain yet?"
"Ten or so, your grace," Lord Castlemorre said.
This was going to be a long day. This was going to be a truly long day.
"So," I said as I looked at the very last woman of the line, "No parents?"
"No your grace," she mumbled, looking ashamedly down with her child in her arms. "I'm an orphan. The plague took them when I was little-can't remember much of them."
I cringed as I looked at the dark haired young boy next to her. This one could potentially be the bishop's son without a doubt. He was something like ten, or eleven, and if by some miracle the bishop actually managed to get a potion of sorts to make him spry then it could just as well be possible.
Still, from twenty-seven to only one, thank the gods they had sent a dark-haired priest in a town filled with hazel and blond.
Most of the crowd outside was now waiting, but most were starting to feel quite the chilling effect. People entered, and nobody left -perhaps they thought I had eaten them alive or something, but still, they remained silent.
"Listen," I said. "Tell me how it began."
"I was washing the steps of the church," she said, "And-"
I exhaled. The story wasn't really that wild of a tale. Honestly, out of everyone that had come by, she was perhaps the only one I might have been in favor of ruling as truthful. Some of the women even went as far as claim that the bishop had come in the night like some sort of vampire, flying up to their rooms in order to show them a night time of sin and perdition-seriously, why was it so difficult to tell the truth to one's parents?
No, rather...
"Why did you decide to come forth now, and not sooner?" I remarked.
"I can't write," the young woman said. "I told no one-not that anyone would care, so...after the pregnancy, I was treated bad. I could work in the church, the bishop was so kind-I couldn't dare tell the truth, but...I'm the one, the others are lying, your grace. I swear-"
I scratched the underside of my chin.
"This puts me in a bit of a spot," I acquiesced. "I suppose I'll have to execute the priest," I added lightly. "Coming less to his vows," I shook my head. "I suppose I'll make him pick between poison and the chopper's block-"
"Please don't!" I blinked as the voice came from the ten years old by his mother's side. Since he had taken a step forward, the young kid somehow found himself the target of something like a dozen of muskets and two swordwands.
"Joseph!" his mother exclaimed, hurriedly grabbing hold of him and pulling him back.
"Now, now," I said, "He's just a ten year old," I continued. "There are far more dangerous things out there than a ten year old with something to say." I clasped my hands together and smiled, "Why are you against this, boy?"
"Cause the bishop's nice," Joseph mumbled. "He's really, really nice! Last year, he gave me sweets for my birthday!"
"Oh," I blinked. "I see," I nodded. "Well, such unwavering loyalty should be rewarded, I suppose." I scratched the side of my cheek. "Though about the vows...oh well, it's not something that competes to me. It's all up to the Church of Romalia after all," I shrugged, and stood up. "You're free to go. I'll tell the others they're free to go too. Truly, to think an entire village would pin the blame on their bishop like this-shame, for shame!"
"None of the others-none of them were?" the mother mumbled in surprise, and to that I nodded. She exhaled in relief, a hand against her chest. "I knew he wasn't lying."
As soon as she left, the rest of the families followed after a short while, leaving within the church my retinue and the bishop in question.
"So," I said, "It appears that you did break your vows, although only once. Fancy finding that out-"
"Madeleine is a poor woman," the bishop said hastily, "Just because I showed kindness to her orphan-"
"Bishop François," I said flatly, making him quiet down abruptly. "When the matters of the church do not infringe upon the matters of the Crown, then the Crown does not intervene," I glared at him, "But when it does, then the Crown must intervene, and swiftly at that. Whether or not this was your fault, this chaos still happened. What I should do is ask you to go back to Romalia, and have a replacement come," I inclined my head to the side. "But so many people claiming such bold lies...tell me, Bishop François..."
I smiled gently. "Did you make yourself an enemy of any of the local lords?"
Lord Castlemorre held his breath.
What? Don't be so filled with prejudice, Lord Castlemorre. I'm not planning on killing any more nobles if I can avoid it!
I just want to get to the root of this...
...and then rip it all out.