AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
This is beautiful. I can't put my finger on it, but it's so beautiful. Maybe it's Joseph.
They're made for each other.This is beautiful. I can't put my finger on it, but it's so beautiful. Maybe it's Joseph.
A dream can also be a nightmare.
I had hoped that she was from saito's earth.This really does read like someone else did an SI into Henry's Halkegania... Start with the "Pretty Teenaged Genki Party Gurl(TM)" in a skimpy outfit (because it'll obviously be ok, she's, like, the Protag, nothing bad will come of it!)
Then she notices that it wasn't Lulu that kissed her ("My First(TM)! How dare you!?" - The first of the many Stations of SI Stories), and Henry is there. Who the fuck is Henry? Why did I get summoned as Myoz, wasn't that supposed to be Sheffield!? Fuck, what do I do? Ah, just wing it, I'm the Protag! Nothing will go wrong!"
Cue the bratty behavior, modern tween entitlement, etc. She makes sure to run outside so that she can have a (fake) freakout at the sight of the twin moons (Station number Two - I can't tell you how often I've seen this in ZNT SI stories). Goes to bed, thinking, "Heh. Maybe this is better than getting summoned by Lulu! I know how the story goes! With my knowledge of Canon, I'll be ruling this joint by next week!"
Then she finds out that Henry's replaced her dress. How's she supposed to show these medieval rubes how to be sexy and trendy without her party clothes!? They burned them!? How dare they! Don't they know who she is!? She's the goddamn Protag! They can't do this shit to her! She'll just go give that asshole a piece of her mind, and he'll just stand there and take it, because she's the Protag, and that's how this works! (Station number Three - Seriously, how often does your typical SI go off on a long winded rant about something or other, and Lulu/Colbert/other nobles/Karin(!!!) just shuts up and listens? How realistic is it that a strange commoner who appeared out of an explosion is going to be allowed to barge in on their business and yell at a noble without consequences? Even Saito got blasted in the face the first few times...)
It's really only once the guards smack her that it starts to sink in that this isn't anime, and maybe she needs to rethink her strategy, and "HOLY FUCK! THAT SMARTS! OOOOOOOOOOW! THEY HIT ME! WHY DID THEY HIT ME!?" And then, Henry to the rescue. He spends the next few days teaching her enough basic comportment to not get herself whipped and/or beaten in punishment for her general behavior (looking at you, Saito!), then presents her to Joseph again. Immediately, she sees her chance! Obviously, Joseph is the other half of the Protag Duo; this Henry guy is just a side character that never made it to the LN! She can just use her Natural Charm and convince Joseph to do whatever she wants! Insert clumsy attempt to convert this Backwards Monarchy into the obviously superior Democratic Republic! Only a few impassioned speeches away from leading these squares into the future! Joseph will take care of the details, that's what his character is for! (Station number Four - Enlightening the morons who run things around here as to just how ignorant they are! Obviously the SI has a better understanding of Government and Religion than literally everyone in Halkegania. Just let it slip to the commoners and disillusioned nobles about how Democracy is better, and they'll fall over themselves to organize the revolts!)
Enter: Henry the Party-Pooper. Again. Suddenly, this SI thing is seeming like a lot more work than she was expecting! "Why aren't they falling all over themselves to do what I want them to!? And shouldn't there have been (at least) a few instances of Harem Hijinks to break up the monotony? Where's the rest of the quirky cast? Jeeze, this is a lot less fun than I thought it would be..."
I know that it's stretching the SOD that a random teen from Earth could pull that over on Henry, but it kinda fits? Maybe? Tell me what you guys think...
I can't believe Pierre and Karin had a threesome with Queen Marianne.
But I mean, we have some pretty compelling first hand evidence that Karin was actually the mother.
Unless...
Oh my. That Illusion Mirror...
Hold on to that hope! This isn't even my Head-Canon, yet, it's just a theory!I had hoped that she was from saito's earth.
Now that hope is dead.
And then she finds out Henry is Cattleya de la Valliere's twin. He's the brother of one of anime protags that never existed in the original content. Oh boy she would have a freakout except now she can't cover it up and might have to do it internally.Enter: Henry the Party-Pooper. Again. Suddenly, this SI thing is seeming like a lot more work than she was expecting! "Why aren't they falling all over themselves to do what I want them to!? And shouldn't there have been (at least) a few instances of Harem Hijinks to break up the monotony? Where's the rest of the quirky cast? Jeeze, this is a lot less fun than I thought it would be..."
Honestly, this theory is becoming better and better and I almost hope that Rinn is psychic.And then she finds out Henry is Cattleya de la Valliere's twin. He's the brother of one of anime protags that never existed in the original content. Oh boy she would have a freakout except now she can't cover it up and might have to do it internally.
I know that it's stretching the SOD that a random teen from Earth could pull that over on Henry, but it kinda fits? Maybe? Tell me what you guys think...
Yes. It's called 'nightmare'.
wouldn't go so badly
If this is relevant to this story, then Henry have to step up his game. A familiar should not influence their master, it's supposed to be the other way around. Joseph has better fulfill his intention of giving Isabella his throne. With the kingdom intact and not on fire.EDIT: Holy shit, this got made into an Omake... Hmmm. My First (Accidental) Omake can't be this Factual?
This really does read like someone else did an SI into Henry's Halkegania... Start with the "Pretty Teenaged Genki Party Gurl(TM)" in a skimpy outfit (because it'll obviously be ok, she's, like, the Protag, nothing bad will come of it!)
Then she notices that it wasn't Lulu that kissed her ("My First(TM)! How dare you!?" - The first of the many Stations of SI Stories), and Henry is there. Who the fuck is Henry? Why did I get summoned as Myoz, wasn't that supposed to be Sheffield!? Fuck, what do I do? Ah, just wing it, I'm the Protag! Nothing will go wrong!"
Cue the bratty behavior, modern tween entitlement, etc. She makes sure to run outside so that she can have a (fake) freakout at the sight of the twin moons (Station number Two - I can't tell you how often I've seen this in ZNT SI stories). Goes to bed, thinking, "Heh. Maybe this is better than getting summoned by Lulu! I know how the story goes! With my knowledge of Canon, I'll be ruling this joint by next week!"
Then she finds out that Henry's replaced her dress. How's she supposed to show these medieval rubes how to be sexy and trendy without her party clothes!? They burned them!? How dare they! Don't they know who she is!? She's the goddamn Protag! They can't do this shit to her! She'll just go give that asshole a piece of her mind, and he'll just stand there and take it, because she's the Protag, and that's how this works! (Station number Three - Seriously, how often does your typical SI go off on a long winded rant about something or other, and Lulu/Colbert/other nobles/Karin(!!!) just shuts up and listens? How realistic is it that a strange commoner who appeared out of an explosion is going to be allowed to barge in on their business and yell at a noble without consequences? Even Saito got blasted in the face the first few times...)
It's really only once the guards smack her that it starts to sink in that this isn't anime, and maybe she needs to rethink her strategy, and "HOLY FUCK! THAT SMARTS! OOOOOOOOOOW! THEY HIT ME! WHY DID THEY HIT ME!?" And then, Henry to the rescue. He spends the next few days teaching her enough basic comportment to not get herself whipped and/or beaten in punishment for her general behavior (looking at you, Saito!), then presents her to Joseph again. Immediately, she sees her chance! Obviously, Joseph is the other half of the Protag Duo; this Henry guy is just a side character that never made it to the LN! She can just use her Natural Charm and convince Joseph to do whatever she wants! Insert clumsy attempt to convert this Backwards Monarchy into the obviously superior Democratic Republic! Only a few impassioned speeches away from leading these squares into the future! Joseph will take care of the details, that's what his character is for! (Station number Four - Enlightening the morons who run things around here as to just how ignorant they are! Obviously the SI has a better understanding of Government and Religion than literally everyone in Halkegania. Just let it slip to the commoners and disillusioned nobles about how Democracy is better, and they'll fall over themselves to organize the revolts!)
Enter: Henry the Party-Pooper. Again. Suddenly, this SI thing is seeming like a lot more work than she was expecting! "Why aren't they falling all over themselves to do what I want them to!? And shouldn't there have been (at least) a few instances of Harem Hijinks to break up the monotony? Where's the rest of the quirky cast? Jeeze, this is a lot less fun than I thought it would be..."
I know that it's stretching the SOD that a random teen from Earth could pull that over on Henry, but it kinda fits? Maybe? Tell me what you guys think...
EDIT: Holy shit, this got made into an Omake... Hmmm. My First (Accidental) Omake can't be this Factual?