ZFighter18
I'm not a god. I AM WHAT A GOD PRAYS TO.
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Don't you mean terrible?
FTFY.
I do like this story and i want to see how he ends up the undead protector and eater of humanity. Lol.
I...MEAT....FARMEROh man. I love this.
I'm really looking forward to an eventuality where our daring zombtagonist admits that he's an aspiring Meat Farmer to "friendly" Meats. Oh boy.
When they ask him what he means about being a meat farmer I hope he gives a logical and scientific explanation with big words but in zombie speak. Like how he noticed the exponential rate of consumption of meat would become unsustainable and eventually cause meat to go extinct. So Zombie-kun is now farming them.But really though, if you could get a massive, supernaturally fast/strong/tough zombie-killing zombie on your side in exchange for feeding it dead bodies (and maybe ignoring it eating people from outside your own settlement)... shit, I'd be down. There'd be safety precautions, obviously, letting it inside your defences would be a fucking terrible idea, but the added survivability...
This is great, by the way. Looking forward to moreMeatStory.
This needs to happen, if only for the dawning realization in the humans that Zombie-kun is actually way smarter than his words make him sound, and is in fact smarter than many humans in the past who completely failed to even consider the possibility of limited resources.When they ask him what he means about being a meat farmer I hope he gives a logical and scientific explanation with big words but in zombie speak. Like how he noticed the exponential rate of consumption of meat would become unsustainable and eventually cause meat to go extinct. So Zombie-kun is now farming them.
Lol. Humanity is an endangered species.
While it would probaly help whoever gets the über zombie on their side, they will probaly earn all the other humans anger for "Siding with the enemy"But really though, if you could get a massive, supernaturally fast/strong/tough zombie-killing zombie on your side in exchange for feeding it dead bodies (and maybe ignoring it eating people from outside your own settlement)... shit, I'd be down. There'd be safety precautions, obviously, letting it inside your defences would be a fucking terrible idea, but the added survivability...
This is great, by the way. Looking forward to moreMeatStory.
Maybe, it could be that he only finds human meat appealing and/or eatable (cause zombie disease) or maybe all the pigs are already deadWaiting for him to realise that farming pigs produces more meat in a shorter time frame than farming humans.
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Organic cruelty free farming methods involve only eating meat that dies of natural causes. Absolutely no reason Ken can't eat long pork as long as he farms ethically.Ken! He's got a name! Learn what humor is, and that he shouldn't eat sentient and he'll be a real boy in no time at all.
They're gonna try killing Kenny.