16.5 Road Trip
"Road trip! Road trip!"
Aisha's excited voice gets echoed out of the SUV speakers. I know I had to be hearing her twice but I couldn't remember it, and that was the weirdest part.
I mean, the weirdest part aside from the actual trip itself. Lisa had somehow convinced my dad to permit a 'girls road trip'. I still didn't quite believe it and we were in the car, headed to Toronto.
The most annoying part was easily the umpteenth time that Aisha had started chanting 'road trip'.
Lisa and I sat upfront, with Madison and Aisha in the backseat. Actually, did Aisha even actually get permission? I probably should have asked before modifying the car so that people could hear her.
On second thought, I probably shouldn't bring it up at all.
We'd left in the morning, and it would take more than half the day to get there. Right behind us was the Taylors in their own vehicle. Mr and Mrs Taylor, to be exact. Lisa had a married couple working as mercenaries working for her, and it was part of dad's permission for this trip that they shadow us. I wasn't sure how Lisa could have arranged to have mercenaries that happened to have my first name as their last name, but I wouldn't have put it past her to do it if there was a way.
Aisha abhorred silence the way nature abhorred a vacuum. "Hey, so, can we go to a club?"
"No-"
I'm cut off by Madison. "Yeah! We totally could. Aisha is the next best thing to invisible. I can be in my mid twenties, and I bet with the right makeup I could make you and Lisa look at least 19 or so. Oh! I'll be the dude, and bring you two with me as dates!"
That's… reasonable. Sort of. No, we weren't dating, so that wouldn't work.
"No, Madison, you can't bring two dates to a club. Especially since neither of us are dating you." Lisa disagrees while Aisha's cackling comes over the speakers and Madison sulks dramatically. "We're going shopping for clothes. Later, we'll be doing the tourist thing just long enough to watch Squealer and Skidmark get shoved out of a van as it drives by the PRT Toronto HQ, and then there's this nice french place I looked up."
"Is it Paradou?" I think Madison sounds sad. That's… normal. I shrugged the thought off.
Lisa responds. "No, it's La Sirene. Why?"
Madison responds with a "Huh?" Had Madison not expected a question back? I guess such a simple question wouldn't normally need a conversation.
"I asked why you were wondering about which restaurant I picked?"
Her voice is more subdued as she responds. "Oh. My parents took me there once. We were going to go again in the fall, the weekend after my 16th."
That puts an understandable damper on things.
The silence can't last forever, Aisha is here. "How come Panacea didn't come? If I get us some beer, she could've been the bestest hangover cure ever. Hair of the dog, except without Bitch being angry about it."
I sigh before responding. "Amy is spending the evening with her parents." I leave unsaid that they're going to counseling together.
Aisha makes a hmph noise and quiet follows. A quiet that is far too brief. "So, Lisa, how's your tower working out? You got those cars removed from it? I hear you've got a glowing hot mama lined up for your secretary spot. You got her working up at the top floor? Oh! Are we going to get a tour, to make sure all the interior decorations are up to par?"
"Yeah, sure." Lisa is way too chipper sounding. "I'll tell you what, we'll break in my new place with a party. You get your brother into something sharp, and I'll drag Taylor there as well."
I am distincting unamused, and glower at Lisa. I am not showing up to be humiliated.
Lisa pats me on the shoulder without looking away from the road. "Lighten up Taylor, I wouldn't embarrass you like that."
There's a pause as we let Aisha's outburst pass by the rest of us. "I totally would! Oh, no wait, even better, I'll cut my bro's shirt off while he's talking to you! Just see how long it takes him to notice."
Lisa responds to me instead. "Seriously, it'd be fun. I'll throw a housewarming party, and at worst, you can bring your gear to keep Aisha under control. We can watch some movies, I'll be doing it only after I hire a chef, so the food will be fresh and good. You should get out more, and the three of us can keep Aisha from being a pest."
"I can help too." Madison adds in.
Lisa's voice is lighthearted as she calls out to the backseat, "Yeah, I know, that's why I said the three of us."
"Oh, thank you, Lisa."
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Toronto's shopping district is nice, I suppose. It's a lot of clothing stores.
My handbag is loaded with tinkertech, using the handle as a connection. I use it to keep track of Aisha.
It also doubles as a protective device. I can position it between myself and either Lisa or Madison to stop them from trying to shove more clothes or shoes at me.
Madison and Lisa are using their twin-like appearance to model clothes for each other, and it's been mostly enough to keep their attention focused on themselves. The couple of long sleeves and pants I picked up for purchase have long since been taken and replaced with four shirts that are too small, a long skirt, and pants that don't fit. I might wear the skirt, but getting all of them let me make a tactical retreat in accepting the first batch of clothes. I've been able to argue that I'm all set since then.
Aisha keeps trying to get me in trouble by putting stuff from various shelves in my clothes bag, but so far I've caught it before leaving the store.
She's picked up an impressive collection of boas, sandals, and sunglasses for herself. I don't think it's a style, but what do I know?
While I track Aisha wandering around, Madison comes out in a floofy dress that looks like watercolors were spilled on it.
She does a couple twirls but whatever she and Lisa talk about results in a negative.
This stuff, it's not horrible. Not really my thing, but the group is happy, and it's kind of nice.
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Ice cream and doing a walking tour of downtown Toronto was nice. I think the city looked similar to most of Brockton Bay, but I'm not much for architecture. Well, there are some signs in french for one difference.
Cleaner too, even before the Simurgh. We had visited the Hockey Hall of Fame, 'because Canada' according to Aisha, and were now headed down towards the PRT HQ for the city.
The PRT HQ was on the edge of the city's shore. The US and Canada had negotiated for the Protectorate to be a multinational organization some years back. The Guild had been Canada's first go at an alliance of heroes, and they had the best spot. Their headquarters had its own airport and was positioned on an island just to the south of the PRT building. Dragon worked at the Guild.
There were rumors Dragon had a massive underground complex, spanning a good portion of the city, filled with her tinkertech. The rumors were almost certainly false, all of Dragon's known facilities were in the wilderness, aside from Guild facilities. Since like 90% of Canadians live within a hundred miles of the US, there was a lot of open space to make finding her secret lairs much more difficult than just digging up parts of Toronto.
In truth, I knew that the rumors were meant to obscure a particle accelerator that Dragon had installed in a ring around the city. Somebody had noticed some odd vehicles in some pictures back from some sewer line upgrades, ostensibly for improving connections to the suburbs, and had posted the appropriate conclusions on one of the news sites I monitored.
Anyway, the Guild HQ was awesome, it even had some of Dragon's old suits on display, visible from the front window. From the initial plasma thrusters on the Hephaestus to their refined version on the Invictus, an active ion torch inversion drive. Behemoth had destroyed most of that one a few years back, but the one of the broken nozzles looked like it was a ceramic, a crystalline ceramic. I bet the discoloration was indicative of its composition.
My phone from Lisa had a camera. After a few moments I found it and started taking pictures.
Aisha spoke up from next to me. "Why did we bring the nerd to the nerdiest Tinker?"
I ignored the sarcasm.
"Aisha, just let her take her pictures, she's excited." Lisa defended me, which was nice.
Eventually though, we did have to move on.
Their lake wasn't clogged with half sunken ships. It made for a nice sight from between the buildings as we were walking up the street.
We weren't going to get to see the inside of the PRT building, but we didn't want to be late.
It was a nice building, lots of bricks arranged as squares in a grid made of metal bars.
Lisa must have been reading my mind again, because she spoke up out of the blue. "The bricks are like ablative armor. The sections can easily be replaced when the building is attacked. You can see how some of the brick sections are much newer than others."
Of course, violence was everywhere. Still, it was a nice building.
The clock built into my gear signaled the time of the dropoff and looked around to see the van drive into view. Lisa, no, maybe Aisha? Anyway, somebody had arranged for a surprise logo on the van. It didn't matter much, the van was not coming back with us.
The logo was a pair of cockroaches dancing beside the words 'Humane Pest Control Services'.
The van drove past up, and slowed as it passed the PRT building. Once the car behind it came to a stop, the back doors on the van popped open and a dumbbell with a chain attached to it rolled out. That was immediately followed by my two former prisoners, who were shoved out by a pair of guys in masks I didn't recognize.
They bounced a bit, but the mesh bags full of packing peanuts that were strapped to them seemed to work as intended.
The van sped off.
I just stopped and stared due to the total lack of guards bursting out of the PRT building. What if somebody attacked their building?
Surely the Brockton Bay PRT had a better response time than this. Through practice if nothing else.
Aisha and Lisa were taking pictures, and so were a few other people. Nobody was screaming in panic, though traffic had stopped and nobody was getting close to the unconscious villains.
Finally a squad of guards came out of the building. Like 20 seconds later. Where were the rockets, or UAVs, or the secret robotic road barriers popping up out of the asphalt? There weren't even any hatches opening up on the brick panels of the building. This was the city where Dragon lived.
I sighed in disappointment. It figured that Lisa would plan this on a day when PRT Toronto was doing maintenance, or something, on all their cool stuff.
Doing this on an off day makes sense, less of a danger to Lisa's mercs, but the PRT always took down videos of breakouts, and I wanted to see the cool gear.
We just left the sedated prisoners to the gathering crowd and PRT troopers as Lisa guided us away before we could get questioned. We were just part of the crowd right now, and it wouldn't be a good thing for us to be interesting to the PRT.