The sun goes down, and everyone leaves. You've got a pretty solid plan together, and as Jeanie hovers impatiently by the door (You are her ride home, again.) You can't help but admire what you've created. Simple. Punchy. You can work with the outline you've hammered out today. The devil will be in the details, of course, but that doesn't bother you. You quickly note down the 'Major planks' and begins to scribble in the margins various notes for tomorrow. Just so you don't forget.
MAJOR PLANKS
1: Secure Our Future
- Extra funding for NASA
- How much? Neil wants around 1 cent on dollar, Pataki not sure. Compromise? But where?
- Encourage high tech and space entrepreneurs
- Note2Self, Call Elon Musk. Also. Find Elon Musk's number. Does he use phones? Possibly.
- STEM and vocational education push
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Emphasise which? Funding? Keep it vague or focus in? C'mon, you went to college you dumb fuck, figure it out!
- Maintain and expand America's technological superiority
- Populist, Feel good crap. Maybe talk up NASA? T.Cruz and Scottie will likely try 2 drop hammer over icnreased funding. Make it a patriotic thing! Space Patriots! Send T.Cruz into space? Maybe. Fire at sun. Cruzmissile! Send that to ad guy. SuperPAC gy as well.
- Push for modernized infrastructure, Including nuclear power
- Jeanie spit her coffie when you talked about this Probably a good idea to rebrand somehow. Neil said 'Molten salt' and frankly that sound weird as shit but not as bad as 'nookleah powah' so that's a thing.
2: People Over Politics
- Take on Washington Special Interests and Lobbyists
- Pataki wants total pan ban on congressmen being lobbyists.
- Reform Tax Code to reduce complexity and favor small businesses. Eliminate loopholes
- Simple tax? Flat tax? Should maybe call ATR and Norquist. Try and get them to endorse. Possibly shit idea. Norquist is a cunt.
- Reduce government corruption, porkbarreling, and waste. Restore the Line-Item Veto
-The fuck is the L-I V? Ask George in morning. Also, form congressional ICAC? Food for thought.
- Lean, efficient government that works for the American people
- George floated ideas about cutting congress allowances nd shit. Neil suggested pushing more shit online, making it transparent. hard to hide corrption when everyone can see!
- Stop wasting money on failed policies, update laws that simply don't work anymore (immigration, War on Drugs)
- Ding! Minefield. Avoid WoD as much as possible. Probable deathtrap. Rand is the only other guy doing this and he is getting murdered out there.
3: Safe at Home
- Sentencing and Incarceration Reform to keep violent offenders off the streets, but not waste millions on petty criminals.
- Stolen from Rand. Is good idea though. Could help drive Rand down further before IA. Need him out by NH.
- Community Policing and Bodycams to keep our officers and our citizens safe
- Pretty basic. Should probably condemn 'lawless agitators' as code for BLM. Nobody in the GOP likes them.
- Strong push on enforcing the law, cite Pataki's record in New York
- Jeanie suggested highlighting cross-racial reach of Pataki's enforcement. Not one sided. Might bear mentioning?
- Secure our borders, so 9/11 doesn't happen again. Did we mention Pataki was governor of New York when that happened? Mention it again.
- Goes without saying. 9/11 was horrible, but it is great for you!
Right, with your notes scribbled down, you leave. Jeanie seems anxious about something, but you push it from your mind. It isn't a super long drive to her place, and from there, you drive home. It was a fucking miserable day of long, boring work that has really not worked out
too much, but as you crash into your bed, you are fairly confident tomorrow will go better. After all, tomorrow is fleshing everything out. That is going to be
fun.
PART 2. THE PLAN.
You haul your tired ass into the meeting room. Fucking christ are you exhausted. Yesterday was just so long. As you fall into your chair, you notice neil is already there. What kind of drugs does he take to be awake and excited this fucking early? You pour some whiskey, and light up a cigar. Neil clearly doesn't approve, but it is 7am. You can't even remember the last time you woke up before 7am. Fucking work, it is a killer! You take a long push, before resting it on the ashtray. "Why are you so excited? I've seen people hopped up on a speedball less excited than you are" You snark, as you drain your whiskey. Neil just laughs.
"Science is it's own drug, you drunk." Yep. You don't even want to know what kind of toxins he's got pumping through him. Probably half the coke in NYC, judging by that stupidly wide grin. It doesn't take much longer for George to walk in. Jeanie sits at the other end of the table and you all begin to lay into work. It was goign to be a long day, even longer than the other. But what do you spend most of it doing?
[] Refining the major planks. You need these to be perfect, on point works of art tailored to the Republican base. You can shift them a bit at a later date, but right now
this is the most important thing.
[] Smaller planks. You can't just have three issues. What are you, Donald Trump? You need meat on the bone, and while what you have is good, throwing some more red meat to the base would be a good idea. You've only budgeted three days to hammer
everything out, so you need to work fast.
You may pick up to eight minor planks, and must select at a minimum, four. Depending on what you focus on today, will affect the end result of your planks. If you chose to focus on refining your Major planks, they will be more on point, and in tune with the campaign, if you chose to focus on minor planks, your minor planks will be more fleshed out and meaty, making people have more to latch onto with the campaign. Take a pick at your own risk!