Figure I might as well.

To be held in abeyance for an appropriate time: Mini-Omake!

Disclaimer: I have no idea why this site is named what it is. So I'm just gonna go with my headcanon!



Note: assumption is that Nirn's gravity is 9.81m/s^2, as Earth's.
[edit] Gave the wrong velocity, so embarassing!
A yard is about 0.9m, so Morlia is apparently able to throw a stone 90m.

That's an impressive throwing distance.
 
I have no calibration for what a reasonable throwing distance is. If I imagine 90m, it "feels doable"?

That said: please update, Author-sama! :(
 
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Is this quest still going? I hope so, it'd be a shame to see it disappear with a whimper after all the laughs it's given me since I found it a few days ago... Bumping, as per @Kyrina's instructions some pages back.
 
Even the King in Yellow wants this quest.
More seriously though. I haven't seen any updates from the other quest recently so either Kyrina is inactive or I somehow unwatched it.
 
Even the King in Yellow wants this quest.

Indeed, this quest and the madness derived from it pleases me immensely. I am currently speaking through my medium, but don't doubt I wish to contribute to this endeavor. We must gain a foothold wherever and whenever we can. :drevil:
More seriously though. I haven't seen any updates from the other quest recently so either Kyrina is inactive or I somehow unwatched it.

Kyrina's last moment online was back at Jan 14th. @Verminlord1, if you see this, anything you can tell us?
 
Indeed, this quest and the madness derived from it pleases me immensely. I am currently speaking through my medium, but don't doubt I wish to contribute to this endeavor. We must gain a foothold wherever and whenever we can. :drevil:


Kyrina's last moment online was back at Jan 14th. @Verminlord1, if you see this, anything you can tell us?

I'm essentially dead in the water now due to exams, though once I've graduated this year I will be making a comeback. There's going to be a remake of the system and Kyrina will be online again soon to say 'something', though she is having some problems with her laptop at the moment so its unpredictable. Do not fear though, Loyalty will be coming back properly sometime in march.

Order occasionally sleeps, but never dies.
 
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I'm essentially dead in the water now due to exams, though once I've graduated this year I will be making a comeback. There's going to be a remake of the system and Kyrina will be online again soon to say 'something', though she is having some problems with her laptop at the moment so its unpredictable. Do not fear though, Loyalty will be coming back properly sometime in march.

Order occasionally sleeps, but never dies.

Excelente! March is just around the corner, so I hope we hear soon fron you guys. I admit Diana has grown on me a lot, and the relationship with Morlia is a good contrast. At some point, we should direct our hive-mind to improving some of their skills... after we do that with ours, of course. Don't want to run into bandits with daedric armor with our metaphorical pants down :p(shut up, I know the QMs said Oblivion's auto-leveling wouldn't happen, but it'd be great for a single, troll-ish random event).

Although, I wonder just how extensive this remake of the system will be...
 
I feel... different.

The new system has been created, with much streamlining behind the scenes. As you will see your stats are a tad lower, but do not worry, with the way it works now you are exactly as good as before in relation to the world.

In other good news, UPDATE TOMORROW.

That is all.
 
Sneaky, Sneaky Daedra
Sneaking through the trees, each foot placed carefully to make the softest of whispers through the grass and leaf litter, you make your way to a shallow stream. Given what Morlia intends to do over the next months, possibly even years, it would be good idea to teach her, and Diana by extension, the importance of dodging and CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

You don't have a bucket but you can absorb/store items in the crystal of your armour. If you're right then sticking a hand, or arm, into the stream should let you suck up a good amount of water. You crouch by the stream. It's barely worth the term if you're honest, about a hand span of water over rounded rocks on the stream bed. If you could breathe you'd be taking a deep breath right now. If you thought it would be safe you'd be praying to someone that this idea works. You put your hand into the water and concentrate.

Cold, real honest coldness, spreads from the tips of your crystal fingers to your wrist, your elbow and then up to your shoulder pad thingy. You guess to someone with flesh, blood and bone it would be bone chillingly cold. You're kinda grateful that you can feel it at all. Honestly you hadn't expected to, being sentient armour and all.

Cold sensation filling your whole arm, anymore than that and you're a little nervous of what would happen, you start sneaking back to where the ladies are sleeping. They're still fast asleep when you get back, boots swishing gently through the grass. Morlia's curled up on her side, arms loosely hugged around her knees and the grass around her is bent and crushed, like she's been tossing and turning all night. Diana's flat on her back, apparently un-moving since the second she lay down.

Carefully you sneak closer. Gracefully stepping over logs and twigs as you get closer and closer to your unsuspecting targets.

Morlia shifts suddenly, twisting from curled up in a loose ball to limbs extended. She almost looks like she's reaching for something, or chasing it. You sneak closer and closer, step by slow, careful step.

You're almost there. Inching closer, the cold of the water contained in your armour threatening to distract you at any moment. Like a ninja you step over one of Morlia's trailing limbs, crystal boot settling in the grass gently, making less noise than a moth landing. Another step and you're in range, ready and prepared.

You raise you hands, willing for the cold to split between both limbs. To your surprise it does. Maybe you should ask Order Boy about how this works, see if he cooperates. Right, show time.

You push the water out, wishing and hoping for it to spray out like a busted water-main.

The actual result is lacklustre. A limp streamer, like you'd expect from a hosepipe on half power, pours from your fingers.

Morlia shrieks, throwing herself away from the water like it's scalding hot. Her hair's wet, as is her face and a bit of her left sleeve. Diana rolls over so you're soaking the back of her thick, warm clothes and mutters something about five more minutes.

"FAST WHAT IN THE NAME OF AKATOSH ARE YOU DOING!?" Morlia shouts at volumes fit to wake the dead. Hopefully she hasn't.

[ ] Explain?

[ ] What do now?

Hi... guess I'm back. Surprise! I might set a timetable of days I update this, might help keep me writing this to a schedule if I do. @Verminlord1 might have to drag me away from Marvel Heroes to actually manage it though :D
 
[X] "It occurs to me that I have been negligent in your training. Indeed, I have neglected to train you in the most basic of the arts of war. We will start slow, to ease you into things. Now DODGE!"
-[X] Use Water Gun again
 
[X] Say nothing
-[X] Refocus all water on Diana
-[X] Back of the neck should get her.

[X] Afterwards, explain the importance of vigilance when fighting a guild of assassins.
-[X] I'm been trying to train myself, so I can keep you ladies alive. I'm going to start training you for the same reason.
 
Neither the Harry potter reference, nor the dbz abridged reference? What's wrong with me? Why would anybody vote for me?

Lemme try again.

[X] Say nothing
-[X] Refocus all water on Diana
-[X] Back of the neck should get her.

[X] Afterwards, explain the importance of CONSTANT VIGILANCE when fighting a guild of assassins.
-[X] I'm been trying to train myself, so I can keep you ladies alive. I'm going to start training you for the same reason.
--[X] NOW DODGE
---[X] Shoot remaining water at them. Sniff disdainfully when it has no pressure. Ponder the mechanics of sniffing, and our sense of smell.
 
[X] Your going up against assassins with that kind of awareness? * tut tut*

This seems like a fine option and my headache prevents me from trying to find something funny for a write-in. Let's see how they react.
 
[X] Your going up against assassins with that kind of awareness? * tut tut*
 
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