Dark Ness
Rises Where Silence Dies
- Location
- The Primordial Soup
Even odds? I must have used the thing 100 times, and I only got a deadra once or twice.
Loyalty or No SV you Are the Daedra
- Thread starter Kyrina
- Start date
Even odds? I must have used the thing 100 times, and I only got a deadra once or twice.
Skewfiend
The Corruptor of All Things
- Location
- The Darkness Behind Your Eyes
Oh, well that is even better!
I was going by the list on the wiki, which was about half daedra, but I didn't realise that they were weighted.
(I know it behave differently in sheogorath's quest, but I presume that isn't what you are talking about.)
What did you usually get? I never used it extensively.
- Location
- Canada
Yeah... that makes a lot of sense.
although I'm not sure about even odds on it turning them into a daedra, I didn't use it much but worst I remember getting was a troll.
[X] Actually keep alert for threats and actively guard Morlia. Better not to be caught off guard again, especially since IcyBritches is still at large.
-[X] before we leave, ask Morlia if she has any spell books, as we are currently without inherent spells.
-[X] If we do manage to source some spell books, read during periods where Morlia has to rest.
-[X] Otherwise, practice our sword drills during those periods.
[X] During the journey, tell Morlia the following: "I have been considering the fact that the Dark Brotherhood has individuals that are more powerful than either of us. I know of an artefact that provides a way of triumphing against a far superior foe, but you are unlikely to like it. There is a staff called the Wabbajack, which randomly transforms anyone struck by its effect for half a minute, and while some of the forms are quite dangerous, it is possible to repeatedly apply it until you get something harmless. The ability to turn elite dark brotherhood assassins into defenceless sheep would be invaluable to our quest, but acquiring it means interacting with Sheogorath. If ever you deem it worthwhile, the path to find it starts at the statue outside Leyawin."
although I'm not sure about even odds on it turning them into a daedra, I didn't use it much but worst I remember getting was a troll.
[X] Actually keep alert for threats and actively guard Morlia. Better not to be caught off guard again, especially since IcyBritches is still at large.
-[X] before we leave, ask Morlia if she has any spell books, as we are currently without inherent spells.
-[X] If we do manage to source some spell books, read during periods where Morlia has to rest.
-[X] Otherwise, practice our sword drills during those periods.
[X] During the journey, tell Morlia the following: "I have been considering the fact that the Dark Brotherhood has individuals that are more powerful than either of us. I know of an artefact that provides a way of triumphing against a far superior foe, but you are unlikely to like it. There is a staff called the Wabbajack, which randomly transforms anyone struck by its effect for half a minute, and while some of the forms are quite dangerous, it is possible to repeatedly apply it until you get something harmless. The ability to turn elite dark brotherhood assassins into defenceless sheep would be invaluable to our quest, but acquiring it means interacting with Sheogorath. If ever you deem it worthwhile, the path to find it starts at the statue outside Leyawin."
Dark Ness
Rises Where Silence Dies
- Location
- The Primordial Soup
Explosions.
- Location
- Canada
That just makes me want it more...
NeverDies
Classy Coleoptera ಠ_ರೃ
- Location
- Colorado
[X] Actually keep alert for threats and actively guard Morlia. Better not to be caught off guard again, especially since IcyBritches is still at large.
-[X] before we leave, ask Morlia if she has any spell books, as we are currently without inherent spells.
-[X] If we do manage to source some spell books, read during periods where Morlia has to rest.
-[X] Otherwise, practice our sword drills during those periods.
[X] During the journey, tell Morlia the following: "I have been considering the fact that the Dark Brotherhood has individuals that are more powerful than either of us. I know of an artefact that provides a way of triumphing against a far superior foe, but you are unlikely to like it. There is a staff called the Wabbajack, which randomly transforms anyone struck by its effect for half a minute, and while some of the forms are quite dangerous, it is possible to repeatedly apply it until you get something harmless. The ability to turn elite dark brotherhood assassins into defenceless sheep would be invaluable to our quest, but acquiring it means interacting with Sheogorath. If ever you deem it worthwhile, the path to find it starts at the statue outside Leyawin."
-[X] before we leave, ask Morlia if she has any spell books, as we are currently without inherent spells.
-[X] If we do manage to source some spell books, read during periods where Morlia has to rest.
-[X] Otherwise, practice our sword drills during those periods.
[X] During the journey, tell Morlia the following: "I have been considering the fact that the Dark Brotherhood has individuals that are more powerful than either of us. I know of an artefact that provides a way of triumphing against a far superior foe, but you are unlikely to like it. There is a staff called the Wabbajack, which randomly transforms anyone struck by its effect for half a minute, and while some of the forms are quite dangerous, it is possible to repeatedly apply it until you get something harmless. The ability to turn elite dark brotherhood assassins into defenceless sheep would be invaluable to our quest, but acquiring it means interacting with Sheogorath. If ever you deem it worthwhile, the path to find it starts at the statue outside Leyawin."
- Location
- the Netherworld Dood
No we are not interacting with the prince of madness well we are inside a knight of order!
seriously people that path leads to being smited and I don't want to be smote!
seriously people that path leads to being smited and I don't want to be smote!
- Location
- Canada
Eh, from what I've seen, Sheogorath doesn't do direct smiting, he drives his target insane...
...this isn't really an issue for us, seeing as we are already there.
Ψυχή
Beyond my wingbeats lie the fate of all worlds...
- Location
- Void between SB and SV
[X] Actually keep alert for threats and actively guard Morlia. Better not to be caught off guard again, especially since IcyBritches is still at large.
-[X] before we leave, ask Morlia if she has any spell books, as we are currently without inherent spells.
-[X] If we do manage to source some spell books, read during periods where Morlia has to rest.
-[X] Otherwise, practice our sword drills during those periods.
[X] During the journey, tell Morlia the following: "I have been considering the fact that the Dark Brotherhood has individuals that are more powerful than either of us. I know of an artefact that provides a way of triumphing against a far superior foe, but you are unlikely to like it. There is a staff called the Wabbajack, which randomly transforms anyone struck by its effect for half a minute, and while some of the forms are quite dangerous, it is possible to repeatedly apply it until you get something harmless. The ability to turn elite dark brotherhood assassins into defenceless sheep would be invaluable to our quest, but acquiring it means interacting with Sheogorath. If ever you deem it worthwhile, the path to find it starts at the statue outside Leyawin."
-[X] If there's any time, introduce her to the rest of the voices, the lens, and the darkness/night/hero/etc.
-[X] before we leave, ask Morlia if she has any spell books, as we are currently without inherent spells.
-[X] If we do manage to source some spell books, read during periods where Morlia has to rest.
-[X] Otherwise, practice our sword drills during those periods.
[X] During the journey, tell Morlia the following: "I have been considering the fact that the Dark Brotherhood has individuals that are more powerful than either of us. I know of an artefact that provides a way of triumphing against a far superior foe, but you are unlikely to like it. There is a staff called the Wabbajack, which randomly transforms anyone struck by its effect for half a minute, and while some of the forms are quite dangerous, it is possible to repeatedly apply it until you get something harmless. The ability to turn elite dark brotherhood assassins into defenceless sheep would be invaluable to our quest, but acquiring it means interacting with Sheogorath. If ever you deem it worthwhile, the path to find it starts at the statue outside Leyawin."
-[X] If there's any time, introduce her to the rest of the voices, the lens, and the darkness/night/hero/etc.
Skewfiend
The Corruptor of All Things
- Location
- The Darkness Behind Your Eyes
Tell me... what game was this in?
Because the skyrim Wabbajack and the oblivion wabbajack are very, very different in their effects.
The Skyrim one has a wild variety of powerful, amusing and often deadly effects, while the Oblivion one just turns shit into other shit randomly
Oblivion Wabbajack said:
skyrim wabbajack said:
The wabbajack available to is almost certainly going to be the Oblivion Wabbajack, seeing as, y'know, that's where we are.
The oblivion wabbajack has around even odds of producing something relatively nasty, or relatively weak.
- Location
- Portsmouth
[X] sing "we're off to see the wizard" while skipping!
-[X] also bark like Toto!
-[X] also bark like Toto!
Dromeosaur
Feathery Raptor of snowy planes and frozen sea
- Location
- The land of Trees and Squirrels
[X] Actually keep alert for threats and actively guard Morlia. Better not to be caught off guard again, especially since IcyBritches is still at large.
-[X] before we leave, ask Morlia if she has any spell books, as we are currently without inherent spells.
-[X] If we do manage to source some spell books, read during periods where Morlia has to rest.
-[X] Otherwise, practice our sword drills during those periods.
[X] During the journey, tell Morlia the following: "I have been considering the fact that the Dark Brotherhood has individuals that are more powerful than either of us. I know of an artefact that provides a way of triumphing against a far superior foe, but you are unlikely to like it. There is a staff called the Wabbajack, which randomly transforms anyone struck by its effect for half a minute, and while some of the forms are quite dangerous, it is possible to repeatedly apply it until you get something harmless. The ability to turn elite dark brotherhood assassins into defenceless sheep would be invaluable to our quest, but acquiring it means interacting with Sheogorath. If ever you deem it worthwhile, the path to find it starts at the statue outside Leyawin."
-[X] before we leave, ask Morlia if she has any spell books, as we are currently without inherent spells.
-[X] If we do manage to source some spell books, read during periods where Morlia has to rest.
-[X] Otherwise, practice our sword drills during those periods.
[X] During the journey, tell Morlia the following: "I have been considering the fact that the Dark Brotherhood has individuals that are more powerful than either of us. I know of an artefact that provides a way of triumphing against a far superior foe, but you are unlikely to like it. There is a staff called the Wabbajack, which randomly transforms anyone struck by its effect for half a minute, and while some of the forms are quite dangerous, it is possible to repeatedly apply it until you get something harmless. The ability to turn elite dark brotherhood assassins into defenceless sheep would be invaluable to our quest, but acquiring it means interacting with Sheogorath. If ever you deem it worthwhile, the path to find it starts at the statue outside Leyawin."
- Location
- Canada
Not necessarily. the Qms can use whichever version they feel like, combine the two, or give us something else Sheogorath-y if they don't like Wabbajack.
both versions are still wabbajack, they just reskinned it and gave it better effects because Skyrim itself just has better codeing to allow some of the random crap it can do.
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- Location
- England
You have knowledge of the dark brotherhood. You seem to know their location, yet you hesitate in heading there. Do you truely fear the mortals so much?
Towards Kvatch with surprisingly little singing!
Kyrina
A Simple Merchant of Mirrors
- Location
- England
"Do you have any magic books on you by chance?" You ask as you stand up to follow her lead towards the doomed city of Kvatch.
"No." She reacts like that was a really stupid question. "Why would I bring expensive tomes out to this less than impressive accommodation where they would inevitably be stolen?" Well she definitely has a low opinion of this place.
On the road to Kvatch you keep a sharp eye out for anything unusual. Icy-britches bandit elf is probably still out there somewhere if she knew feather-fall so it's better to be safe than sorry. While you walk you practice some more with your sword, swinging it away from Morlia to get used to it even more. It doesn't really help much. You know the sword, you know what it feels like in your hands. If you want to improve more you get the feeling you'll need to be a bit more practical.
Morlia stops a few hours in for a rest, you get the feeling she's not really cut out for this walking everywhere business. "I have been considering the fact that the Dark Brotherhood has individuals that are more powerful than either of us. I know of an artefact that provides a way of triumphing against a far superior foe, but you are unlikely to like it." To be honest the seriousness of the tone of your voice already looks like it's scaring her.
"Go on..." she says cautiously, like she's poking a landmine with one finger and praying it doesn't go off in her face. Given what you're telling her about you can't really blame her for that.
"There is a staff called the Wabbajack, which randomly transforms anyone struck by its effect for half a minute, and while some of the forms are quite dangerous, it is possible to repeatedly apply it until you get something harmless. The ability to turn elite dark brotherhood assassins into defenceless sheep would be invaluable to our quest, but acquiring it means interacting with Sheogorath." You continue and, at the mention of the Mad-God, she giggles a little madly.
"Haha... the mad daedra telling me that the Mad-God can help." She says weakly. "Why am I not surprised?" She puts her head in her hands and lets out another slightly mad sounding laugh.
"If ever you deem it worthwhile, the path to find it starts at the statue outside Leyawin." The Wabbajack would be useful, even in its randomness, and you are serious about getting your, or her, hands on it. Besides Sheogorath will love you and the crazed hive-mind you call a brain. Okay maybe he'd just destroy you since you look an awful lot like a Knight of Order but once he got to know you.... Haskil would probably get even more dry witted as a coping mechanism.
When Morlia starts again, you tried more sword drills but got virtually nothing from it given you have only the vaguest idea of what to actually do, and you think you can see Kvatch ahead. It looks rather pretty, pity that it's going to be destroyed in a year but oh well.
You keep looking ahead, behind, to either side and making sure nothing is about to attack you an Morlia. It's only this that gives you enough of a chance to get off the road, with Morlia dragged along for the ride, before a skirmish spills onto the road. You think, given the black robes and two walking, fighting, decaying zombies, that one side is necromancers. The other side are wearing mismatched armour and brandishing chipped and dinged weapons. God knows who or what they are.
An arrow from the bow of a lightly armoured woman near the back of the combat sinks into one necromancer's throat. The robed guy goes down, one zombie dropping like its strings have been cut. The other necromancer lets out a bloodcurdling scream of rage and the other zombie slams into the archer woman. that gets... messy.
One of the archer's friends takes the zombie's head off but it's too late for the archer. There are three warriors of indeterminate allegiance and one necromancer left standing. The headless zombie is still sort-of moving around but it seems to be much less effective than before.
[ ] What do?
"No." She reacts like that was a really stupid question. "Why would I bring expensive tomes out to this less than impressive accommodation where they would inevitably be stolen?" Well she definitely has a low opinion of this place.
On the road to Kvatch you keep a sharp eye out for anything unusual. Icy-britches bandit elf is probably still out there somewhere if she knew feather-fall so it's better to be safe than sorry. While you walk you practice some more with your sword, swinging it away from Morlia to get used to it even more. It doesn't really help much. You know the sword, you know what it feels like in your hands. If you want to improve more you get the feeling you'll need to be a bit more practical.
Morlia stops a few hours in for a rest, you get the feeling she's not really cut out for this walking everywhere business. "I have been considering the fact that the Dark Brotherhood has individuals that are more powerful than either of us. I know of an artefact that provides a way of triumphing against a far superior foe, but you are unlikely to like it." To be honest the seriousness of the tone of your voice already looks like it's scaring her.
"Go on..." she says cautiously, like she's poking a landmine with one finger and praying it doesn't go off in her face. Given what you're telling her about you can't really blame her for that.
"There is a staff called the Wabbajack, which randomly transforms anyone struck by its effect for half a minute, and while some of the forms are quite dangerous, it is possible to repeatedly apply it until you get something harmless. The ability to turn elite dark brotherhood assassins into defenceless sheep would be invaluable to our quest, but acquiring it means interacting with Sheogorath." You continue and, at the mention of the Mad-God, she giggles a little madly.
"Haha... the mad daedra telling me that the Mad-God can help." She says weakly. "Why am I not surprised?" She puts her head in her hands and lets out another slightly mad sounding laugh.
"If ever you deem it worthwhile, the path to find it starts at the statue outside Leyawin." The Wabbajack would be useful, even in its randomness, and you are serious about getting your, or her, hands on it. Besides Sheogorath will love you and the crazed hive-mind you call a brain. Okay maybe he'd just destroy you since you look an awful lot like a Knight of Order but once he got to know you.... Haskil would probably get even more dry witted as a coping mechanism.
When Morlia starts again, you tried more sword drills but got virtually nothing from it given you have only the vaguest idea of what to actually do, and you think you can see Kvatch ahead. It looks rather pretty, pity that it's going to be destroyed in a year but oh well.
You keep looking ahead, behind, to either side and making sure nothing is about to attack you an Morlia. It's only this that gives you enough of a chance to get off the road, with Morlia dragged along for the ride, before a skirmish spills onto the road. You think, given the black robes and two walking, fighting, decaying zombies, that one side is necromancers. The other side are wearing mismatched armour and brandishing chipped and dinged weapons. God knows who or what they are.
An arrow from the bow of a lightly armoured woman near the back of the combat sinks into one necromancer's throat. The robed guy goes down, one zombie dropping like its strings have been cut. The other necromancer lets out a bloodcurdling scream of rage and the other zombie slams into the archer woman. that gets... messy.
One of the archer's friends takes the zombie's head off but it's too late for the archer. There are three warriors of indeterminate allegiance and one necromancer left standing. The headless zombie is still sort-of moving around but it seems to be much less effective than before.
[ ] What do?
- Location
- Somewhere
[X] Kill everyone involved.
-[X] Once everyone is dead, cut off one of their heads and put it on the zombies neck.
Nothing could go wrong. Not one thing.
-[X] Once everyone is dead, cut off one of their heads and put it on the zombies neck.
Nothing could go wrong. Not one thing.
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WanderingEye
smol skeleton
[X] Wait all of them to kill each other.
-[X] When they are finished yell Leeroy Jenkins and charge.
-[X] When they are finished yell Leeroy Jenkins and charge.
redzonejoe
Vaguely Pastafarian
- Location
- Canada
guys last time we fought one person and we basically tripped over our own feet and disarmed ourselves for her.
I don't think we can take three at once, ez-pz.
[x] Rush to the necromancer's aid, helping him fight off the probable bandits.
-[x] suggest he raise his dead friend as a fresh corpse to help.
--[x] Betray him and stab him in the back the instant we get a good chance. Preferably after killing one or more of the (?) Bandits
I don't think we can take three at once, ez-pz.
[x] Rush to the necromancer's aid, helping him fight off the probable bandits.
-[x] suggest he raise his dead friend as a fresh corpse to help.
--[x] Betray him and stab him in the back the instant we get a good chance. Preferably after killing one or more of the (?) Bandits
Dromeosaur
Feathery Raptor of snowy planes and frozen sea
- Location
- The land of Trees and Squirrels
[X] kill bad guys, protect good guys. Everythingis simple. BlOOOD!
- Location
- Canada
[x] Rush to the necromancer's aid, helping him fight off the probable bandits.
-[x] suggest he raise his dead friend as a fresh corpse to help.
--[x] Betray him and stab him in the back the instant once we whittle the other side down to a single combatant.
---[X] don't forget to loot all the bodies afterward. Enemy mages always spellbooks, hence why Morlia didn't have any, she's an ally.
-[x] suggest he raise his dead friend as a fresh corpse to help.
--[x] Betray him and stab him in the back the instant once we whittle the other side down to a single combatant.
---[X] don't forget to loot all the bodies afterward. Enemy mages always spellbooks, hence why Morlia didn't have any, she's an ally.
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- Location
- va
[x] make loud farting noises!