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Loyalty or No SV you Are the Daedra

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[X] "Look, I know you're not very good at slaughtering your enemies, but the first step is not to wander off without your much more deadly, yet easily distracted partner. Can you see why that was a bad idea?"
 
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That was Sheogorath not me!
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    • "Well, unfortunately for you I'm controlled by a hive-mind of idiots, with my actions depending on the values of literal dice!" That would explain the odd rattling noises that echo through your head whenever you swing your sword with purpose, or dodge.... Not when you talk though, that appears to be all you. That might be a part of the problem.

    "Dice?" The elf asks in a morbidly curious tone. You nod, vigorously.

    "Sometimes I'll nearly crush you with a tree." She scowls at you for bringing that up. "Other times I will literally be able to fist fight gods and win!" Provided they get terrible, terrible rolls and you critically succeed almost every action. It has been known to happen though. She stares at you, her mouth hanging open in shock.

    "The short version is, Sheogorath wishes he had my ability to cause chaos." You add proudly. "Plus, you can blame him for the tree-thing. I'm pretty sure it was one of his." You kick the stump, chipping off a good chunk of it. Yeah! Suck on that demon tree!

    "I think you may be right about causing more chaos than the Mad-God." The elf mumbles before shaking her head and straightening her shoulders. "Here is what will happen... mad-daedra-thing. I am going to sleep in the inn, you are going to... do whatever daedra do to rest in the stables. In the morning we're going back to Kvatch and... and finding leads a-about what ha-happened to my family." There are tears sparkling in her eyes as she says that. You consider telling her about the creepy basement in Cheydinhal but you should probably level grind a bit before then and so far this elf has been nothing if not impatient and impulsive. You start to say something but she cuts you off... you aren't sure she actually noticed you begin to speak.

    "So, what shall I call you?" She asks. "I refuse to have a nameless servitor and what are you anyway? You never actually answered me. Are you some kind of golem or some kind of automaton from the Mad-God's realm?"

    [ ] Write in a name?

    [ ] What do?
     
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    • Verminlord1 said:
    This aimlessness pains me.

    [X] Give me a task.
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    Quit heisting my lines!

    [X] You are interacting with a knight of order: one of the daedra of Jyggalag. This particular Knight of Order has the odd quirk of having his actions controlled by the sum of the decisions of an unruly bunch of entities from elsewhere, such as myself. We are... Basically just fucking with him for shits and giggles. I don't think he actually has a name, but the gaggle of twats who are in control are collectively known by a name that would translate as "Fast Enough".
    -[X] We like you, so you can call us "fast" for short.
    --[X] Giving us actions that involve long periods anywhere where us causing a ruckus would be problematic are not wise. Just tyrowing thy out there.
     
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    [X] You are interacting with a knight of order: one of the daedra of Jyggalag. This particular Knight of Order has the odd quirk of having his actions controlled by the sum of the decisions of an unruly bunch of entities from elsewhere, such as myself. We are... Basically just fucking with him for shits and giggles. I don't think he actually has a name, but the gaggle of twats who are in control are collectively known by a name that would translate as "Fast Enough".
    -[X] We like you, so you can call us "fast" for short.
    --[X] Giving us actions that involve long periods anywhere where us causing a ruckus would be problematic are not wise. Just tyrowing thy out there.
     
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    [X] "In order to simplify the process of getting each and every one of the personalities in my head to agree to a name I shall have to find something simple. You can call me Bob."

    [X] Go to the stables and see if daedra can sleep until morning.


    Bob, the demented daedra. :p
     
    [X] You are interacting with a knight of order: one of the daedra of Jyggalag. This particular Knight of Order has the odd quirk of having his actions controlled by the sum of the decisions of an unruly bunch of entities from elsewhere, such as myself. We are... Basically just fucking with him for shits and giggles. I don't think he actually has a name, but the gaggle of twats who are in control are collectively known by a name that would translate as "Fast Enough".
    -[X] We like you, so you can call us "fast" for short.
    --[X] Giving us actions that involve long periods anywhere where us causing a ruckus would be problematic are notwise. Just tyrowing thy out there.
     
    [x] be cryptic about your identity WHILE singing "they call me bell, they call me stacy, they call me her, they call me jane... thats not my name" etc
    -[x] then answer with Taint.
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    [X] "Steve, hmm, you can call me Steve! No reason why, but it does sound nice on the tongue, right? Steve, Steve, Steve, Stevey, Stevy, Stevewey, Stevan, Steve!"

    [X] Roll the meta-dice for random events!

    Verminlord1 said:
    [X] I was a Knight of Order. I have been tainted. I have no name.
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    You can always allow us to assimilate you. Assimilation is your friend... believe it. Join Us.
     
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    [X] be cryptic about your identity WHILE singing "they call me hell, they call me stacy, they call me her, they call me jane... thats not my name" etc
     
    Will Nouwen said:
    [] be cryptic about your identity WHILE singing "they call me hell, they call me stacy, they call me her, they call me jane... thats not my name" etc
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    Seriously? You don't even use "My Name (Wearing Me Out)" by Shinedown?

    That's just sad.

    [X] "As for the question of am I Sheogorath's... Yes and no. There is a long and interesting story behind it but I don't think I have a long enough attention span to tell it in one sitting. Short Version: This is a Knight of Order. Knights of Order serve Jiggaligg, Deadric Prince of Order. Because Jiggaligg was getting too powerful, the other Princes cursed him and turned him into Sheogorath, Prince of Madness. There are some other things about the curse, but they aren't important for the next year or so."
    -[X] "Just, please, ...Don't make me go back there."
     
    I don't know about the action but the name?

    [X]I am known as... Twitch.
     
    [X] I was a Knight of Order. I have been tainted. I have no name.
     
    [X] You are interacting with a knight of order: one of the daedra of Jyggalag. This particular Knight of Order has the odd quirk of having his actions controlled by the sum of the decisions of an unruly bunch of entities from elsewhere, such as myself. We are... Basically just fucking with him for shits and giggles. I don't think he actually has a name, but the gaggle of twats who are in control are collectively known by a name that would translate as "Fast Enough".
    -[X] We like you, so you can call us "fast" for short.
    --[X] Giving us actions that involve long periods anywhere where us causing a ruckus would be problematic are not wise. Just throwing that out there.
    ---[X] (Cut me off somewhere fitting plz) As for the rest of us...! There's bell, stacy, her, Jane—hey!—Right, Janie, Bob, Taint, Dark Ness, JOOOOHN CEEEENAAAAAH, Quest, Tiiiiimmm...?, He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Tagged, Ishmael, Skewfiend, Dovahkiin, Different Dimension Spectator, JoJo, Dromeosaur, Death, Xyzarch, Django, WanderingEye, Orochimar—I AM NOT OROCHIMARU, I'm...Steven...VIPER—okay then Steven, SoothingCoffee, redzonejoe, Saber, Cjdavis103, Simon the Digger, Yonatan, Jules, Verminlord1, Bond—James Bond—Will Nouwen, Sarah Connor, AbZHz101, Captain Jack Sparrow, and Vanestus. Oh, plus Kyrina who is our lenses thought the world. And Batman—He is the darkness... He is the night... He is the Hero that Kvatch deserves, but not the one it needs...


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    Never mind how crazy it sounds... That. Is. Glorious!

    please direct your likes to Psi.
     
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    [X] You are interacting with a knight of order: one of the daedra of Jyggalag. This particular Knight of Order has the odd quirk of having his actions controlled by the sum of the decisions of an unruly bunch of entities from elsewhere, such as myself. We are... Basically just fucking with him for shits and giggles. I don't think he actually has a name, but the gaggle of twats who are in control are collectively known by a name that would translate as "Fast Enough".
    -[X] We like you, so you can call us "fast" for short.
    --[X] Giving us actions that involve long periods anywhere where us causing a ruckus would be problematic and not wise. Just throwing that out there.
    ---[X] (Cut me off somewhere fitting plz) As for the rest of us...! There's bell, stacy, her, Jane—hey!—Right,Janie, Bob, Taint, Dark Ness, JOOOOHN CEEEENAAAAAH, Quest, Tiiiiimmm...?, He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Tagged, Ishmael, Skewfiend, Dovahkiin, Different Dimension Spectator, JoJo, Dromeosaur, Death, Xyzarch, Django, WanderingEye, Orochimar—I AM NOT OROCHIMARU, I'm...Steven...VIPER—okay then Steven, SoothingCoffee, redzonejoe, Saber, Cjdavis103, Simon the Digger, Yonatan, Jules, Verminlord1, Bond—James Bond—Will Nouwen, Sarah Connor, AbZHz101, Captain Jack Sparrow, and Vanestus. Oh, plus Kyrina who is our lenses thought the world. And Batman—He is the darkness... He is the night... He is the Hero that Kvatch deserves, but not the one it needs...
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