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Logan (3rd Wolverine Movie), March 2017

New trailer, up:



We've officially entered "I'm too old for this shit" territory.

EDIT: Between watching the trailer I found and linking this one, I learned that I did not actually link the redband version. Below:



Mostly the same, but now more Xavier swearing about being 90 (which is why I made my comment about "too old for this shit")
 
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If it weren't an X-Men movie, it looks like you could make the film into one of those Oscar bait movies:

"Oscar-nominated actor Hugh Jackman plays the role of James Logan, a Canadian veteran and ex-mercenary with a sordid past which he fortunately can't remember due to amnesia. Having left violence behind him, he now spends his autumn years on the Mexican border taking care of his old friend Charles Xavier (Patrick Stewart), also afflicted with memory problems in the form of an Alzheimer that is slowly killing him. They spend quiet days in tranquil routine until, one day, a poor young girl named Laura (Dafne Keen) come to their doorstep, barging into Logan's life by the revelation that she is his daughter.

With his old life coming back to haunt him, Logan will learn to adapt and expand his little world to include a forgotten daughter in need of her father, in a journey full of compassion, love, and the power of memory."
 
The joke got made earlier that this is basically No Country For Old Men Mutants but tbh it looks like exactly that and I AM EXCITED.
 
OKAY FOX I GET IT YOU WANT ME BACK BUT IT'S NOT HAPPENING

YOU HURT ME BEFORE AND NEVER AGAIN FOX

NEVER AGAIN

*clicks replay*
 
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"What's better than Wolverine?"
"TWO Wolverine!"
"And one is a little girl!"

*high-five*
*faceplant into Tony Montana's cocaine mound*
 
Huh, for some reason I thought that the girl would be some kind of like "ooh she's a bit like X-23 but not really" but nope she has the two-claws-per-hand thing just legit X-23.

I'm wondering to what degree Wolvie's lost his powers though since on the one hand he's clearly not immortal any more but on the other he was still scything through half a dozen commandos with assault rifles blazing right in his face so ???

"She's eleven and I'm fucking ninety" was pretty strong though.
 
ZerbanDaGreat said:
Huh, for some reason I thought that the girl would be some kind of like "ooh she's a bit like X-23 but not really" but nope she has the two-claws-per-hand thing just legit X-23.

I'm wondering to what degree Wolvie's lost his powers though since on the one hand he's clearly not immortal any more but on the other he was still scything through half a dozen commandos with assault rifles blazing right in his face so ???

"She's eleven and I'm fucking ninety" was pretty strong though.
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IIRC in the comic he had enough regen to survive a hillbilly hulk beating the shit out of him as a lesson, but not enough that he was basically bedridden for a while after. Later he gets his full regen back because raisins and survives being eaten by hulked-Bruce Banner.
 
I love how the trailer takes full advantage of Laura being the world's most adorable little killing machine. More and more this looks to be shaping up to be the "Two and a Half X-Men" road trip movie we didn't know we wanted. Looks like it's confirmed too that she's a full adaptation of X-23, not a similar-but-different rendition. Having it be Hard-R is already being proven the right choice given we get to see bloody Wolverine in all his glory, and Patrick Stewart dropping the best line in the franchise.
Jace911 said:
OKAY FOX I GET IT YOU WANT ME BACK BUT IT'S NOT HAPPENING

YOU HURT ME BEFORE AND NEVER AGAIN FOX

NEVER AGAIN

*clicks replay*
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I'm trying very hard to remember Apocalypse but I think my memory works about as well as Xavier's. :V
 
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I'm trying very hard to remember Apocalypse but I think my memory works about as well as Xavier's. :V
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I never even saw Apocalypse, but I thought Days of Future Past was pretty boss. It's just that this is our third solo Wolverine film done by the same people who gave us X-Men Origins: Wolverine and The Wolverine, so I wasn't planning on holding my breath until that fucking Red Band trailer hit all the right notes. :mad:
 
Okay, that's the second time they used a Jim Croce song in an X movie, and that sells me on it immediately.
 
The cyborg telling X-23 no was hilarious. Because he sounded like a parent telling off a stubborn kid, while at the same time sounding very worried about the tornado of knives she was about to unleash.
 
Spartan Altego said:
More and more this looks to be shaping up to be the "Two and a Half X-Men" road trip movie we didn't know we wanted.
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You borrow my skeleton for 5 seconds, and just be like "dude, can't handle it, pull out this bastard", because it's unbreakable in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm. I'm on a drug. It's called adamantium. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your Sentinels will weep over your exploded body. I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was taking seven-milimeter bullets and healing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear, GO! I'm a mutant. I have a mutant constitution, I have a mutant brain, I have a mutant heart. I got wolverine blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs. It was epic. The run I was on made Wayne, Parker, Kent, Stark, all of them just look like droopy-eyed armless children.
 
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Revlid said:
You borrow my skeleton for 5 seconds, and just be like "dude, can't handle it, pull out this bastard", because it's unbreakable in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm. I'm on a drug. It's called adamantium. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your Sentinels will weep over your exploded body. I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was taking seven-milimeter bullets and healing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear, GO! I'm a mutant. I have a mutant constitution, I have a mutant brain, I have a mutant heart. I got wolverine blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs. It was epic. The run I was on made Wayne, Parker, Kent, Stark, all of them just look like droopy-eyed armless children.
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Once again I have come out unscathed. You can't hurt me. Hell, even I can't hurt me. Did you really think your little bullets were going to hurt me? I did porn stars. I did drugs. I did Jean Grey. Then I did the one thing everybody in America wishes he could do. I told Cyclops to fuck off. And then it was gone. I'm done with 'the winning' because I've already won.
 
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The cyborg telling X-23 no was hilarious. Because he sounded like a parent telling off a stubborn kid, while at the same time sounding very worried about the tornado of knives she was about to unleash.
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...Yeah that seems like a pretty accurate assessment. The fact that his little group may have been guards/watchers for her just reinforces that.
 
This looks great. hope Cyborg lost his arm to X-23 and that he gets a good line in against her an Logan.

He looks like the type of villain you would be really happy to see him put up a fight even if he's an outmatched asshole.

Or it could just be my taste in villain deaths.
 
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