Let's Play Every Final Fantasy Game In Order Of Release [Now Playing: Final Fantasy IX]

Final Fantasy IX loves it a callback, but there's one callback that modern, and especially English, players are doomed to miss: Zidane (ジタン) was the name of the protagonist of Hironobu Sakaguchi's first game, The Death Trap (1984). The name has alternately been localized Gitanes, Jitan, and finally Zidane.

Performing only part of a play used to be a trend in China for a few centuries, and you'd sometimes sit down to watch the best scenes from multiple plays, sometimes chosen on the spot by the patron (I believe off some sort of shortlist), like a sort of highlight reel being performed by an extremely multi-talented cast that had to be ready for anything.

Of course, Square is only doing it for efficiency's sake, but it's efficiency they never really... think about, which can be entertaining. FFX-2 has very curious ideas about what constitutes a "concert."
 
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The Head Chef of the Alexandria Castle kitchens is a Lickitung!?
It didn't exist at this point in the timeline, but I would argue that the chef looks more like a Lickilicky than a Lickitung, though that might be because Lickilicky is designed to look like it's wearing clothes/a bip.

Zidane, my boy...

You're supposed to use the "I think I'm falling for you" one-liner before you jump from great heights in chase of a girl. Or alternatively while the two of you are floating in cartoon time next to each other during said fall. Definitely not now after an extended chase sequence.

As a flirtatious theater kid you really ought to know better. This cannot be how Baku taught you.
 
Huh, I always thought Vivi was a girl after playing Kingdom Hearts. The logic was something like 'vivi is that short for vivian?'.

Also it's hard to tell gender when the character's body is just a blob of darkness with glowy yellow eyes.
 
Huh, I always thought Vivi was a girl after playing Kingdom Hearts. The logic was something like 'vivi is that short for vivian?'.

Also it's hard to tell gender when the character's body is just a blob of darkness with glowy yellow eyes.

Coming off of Tactics we can deduce Vivi is a male black mage, because they don't have long blonde hair peeking out from under the hat.

regrettably this means they will be an inferior caster
 
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Huh. Final fantasy 9 was way before my time, and yet i cannot shake the inexplicable feeling that I've seen these people before. Especially Steinar. Incredible sense of deja vu for a game that's impossible for me to have played.

Story so far is...Interesting, but it's not pulling me in yet. Make sense since it's not had time to properly start arranging it's mysteries for the players.

Also man, Vivi's black mage look is so great. I really wish we had hats or face wear in ffxiv that would just turn your entire face into black shadows with yellow eyes. It goes so hard as a design idea.

My first thought, is that the Queen is either cursed, or Garnet has been kidnapped or the current Queen is an usurper. Given the seemingly heroic undertones of Zidana, he's either gonna go against his crew or they are in fact in on the plot against the current Queen
 
It's impossible to escape the feeling that it is the small, unassuming child of the family. The overlooked one.
Yeah, out of FF7-10, 9 was that last game I played for exactly that reason. X was the first PlayStation era FF game I played. I later got VII and VIII because they had such large followings, and I'd already learned so much through osmosis that I wanted to experience them firsthand. I really only got IX because there was a sale and I wanted to round out the set. Glad I got it though, it was fun.
 
I like the cartoony style and inexplicable animal people. I think the best argument in favor of it is that Squall would find the whole thing incredibly lame.

So there it is. Alexandria isn't just ruled by a queen, it's a matriarchy, where men are prejudiced against - and Steiner's men are living down to their stereotype. Steiner is envious of Beatrix because she is higher ranked and more respected than he is; his status is low because he's a man; his order of "Pluto Knights" are few in numbers and low quality recruits because male soldiers are generally dismissed and looked down on, so nobody would want to become one. All these female soldiers in the improbable uniforms are part of a separate chain of command from Steiner and, while they're helpful enough to answer his questions when talked to, they don't answer to him. There's one female soldier who reacts to Steiner greeting her by saying it's "an honor" to meet the Captain of the Pluto Knights, but she also immediately mentions that she's a new recruit.

That's… Interesting. I'm not sure what to make of this. The combination of "Alexandria is a matriarchy" with "the Queen is a hideous blob" and "the female soldier uniform is a leotard with boob plate" is… Hm. We'll see what the game does with it, I suppose.

Fantasy matriarchy can be done well (see Digger), but far too often it falls into one of the following categories:

- The matriarchy is blatantly evil and/or incompetent. At best, it's a misguided attempt to make men sympathize with the plight of women by showing how bad it would be if oppression happened to them, and, well, there was a lot of discourse about why it's a bad idea. At worst, it's plain old sexism. "Look at them broads trying to govern like they have brains for it" kinda thing.

- Women are wise elves attuned to the mysteries of nature and guiding their society with gentle hand with no desire for warfare inherent in men. Second wave feminism by way of goddess worship, etc. It's... better than outright misogyny, but still smells of gender essentialism and can hide a lot of nasty ideas underneath the positive veneer.

- Barely disguised author fetish. Probably the most respectable option of the three, but tends to overlap a lot with the above two.

Given the apparent tone of FFIX, probably the best thing it can do is to not make matriarchy a big thing. Like, it's a quirk of Alexandria completely unrelated to the plot and motivations of villains or heroes, just a few jokes at Steiner's expense before moving on.

Zidane: "Whew… Well, it looks like you've finally made up your mind."
Zidane: (Wow. We really had to improvise. But hey, we got her!)
Hooded Girl: "Do you… Do you work on this theater ship?"
Zidane: (Aww… So she figured it out, huh?)
Hooded Girl: "As you have no doubt suspected… the truth is that… I am actually…"
[She lifts her head, the hood lifting up slightly to reveal her face.]
Hooded Girl: "Princess Garnet Til Alexandros, heir to the throne of Alexandria.
Garnet: "I have a favor I wish to ask of you… I wish to be kidnapped… right away."

Wait, is that how people arrived at the excuse that Maria wanted to be kidnapped by Setzer back in FFVI? Or was the theory around before, and FFIX references it as a part of its riffing on previous FF titles?

Either way, bold move to have you play literally Setzer but sympathetic. Let's see if it pays out.
 
Personally I think it's kind of funny that Omi is (1) a Bit Concerned with how Alexandrian female soldiers are all running around in armor fetish leotards, while (2) thinks Blank (who is running around in a leather fetish girdle) is the coolest guy alive.

Anyway we should all keep an eye peeled for other characters who are running around in Fetish Costumes, for Reasons. Of course we all can think of a certain someone who we all know will win this contest, but they won't appear for a while yet, so you know, other characters!
 
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In my childhood, this character's default name was Djidane. As far as I can tell this is because, at the time, Zinedine Zidane was a football player of such earth-shaking popularity in France that it would have been impossible to look at this guy and not snicker a little.

Of course, today I'm writing for a mainly English-speaking audience decades after Zidane's heyday, so we'll keep his name as is. But it still feels weird.
The modern American equivalent would that dashing swashbuckling rouge, Tom Brady.
(and yes I am aware that it's a different sort of football, but again; America.)
Also, Zinedine Zidane is a a heck of a name. No wonder he had a Final Fanta
There's a twist, too! Seeing as they're putting on their public face, none of our characters has access to the Steal command; instead, they have the SFX command. What does SFX do?

Why, stage effects, of course.
Oh my god...
It's Sally Stageplay from Cuphead

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94yYHHJ7qXo

I'm starting to think this game might be a little referential.
A little bit, yes.
 
*Anime goggles on* What's a decrepit old man like that doing jumping around and trying to fight? It is pretty impressive that he still manages to keep up with young adults like Vivi.

He's literally been a soldier longer then any of the other party members have been alive so far.

Steiner: "What!? Princess, I urge you not to...!!! P-Princess!?
No... Not again... Never have I dealt with such hardship in
my 18 years of service. This is all because of you and your
scoundrel friends...!"

It's also funny to think about how previous flirtations were done in other FFs, you've got a good variety, and differing genders all the time.

Garnet's treatment of Zidane's flirting is almost as close to Terra's first reaction to Edward, where she seems to recognize it but doesn't address it. here though we don't seem to get much of a hint of what she actually thinks about it. She's willing to engage and enjoy the adventure, but is typically focusing back on escaping more then responding.

It's a lot better then some cases where a character says something mean/demeaning to another, that character responds caustically, and it's played for laughs.
 
She also continues to run so fast that she literally makes people spin by passing next to them, Looney Tunes style. This includes one of the female member of the troupe, a blue-haired girl named Ruby who inexplicably talks like a cowboy:
It's a Japanese thing. If my knowledge is correct it's a regional thing (though I've seen this trope used for Kansai and Hokkaido, memory might be wrong there), the people that live there speak a regional dialect, and localizations just seem to like translating that dialect into a stereotypical Midwestern accent mixed in with Midwestern slang when they translate it.
 
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