We're talking about impossible shipgirls as SIs right? Hehe… why the fuck not…
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For several moments I floated there in the ocean, bobbing up and down in the swell. Somehow, I am not sure how, I had been transported into what I assumed was the world of Kantai Collection. And I assumed such due to the fact that I was a shipgirl and had fairies. With the first, it could have been Kancolle, Azur Lane, or any number of similar games. But the second was what sealed it for me.
Taking a deep breath, I once more looked myself over. Snug, one piece swimsuit? Okay, so I was a Submarine. Which wasn't too bad all considering as I didn't exactly mind that… well, any more than the fact that I had been a guy and now was a girl. Something that I had already freaked out over when I discovered that fact.
Which came rather quickly considering that I had tits that would have fit on Atago or Takao.
And that wasn't the only similarity that I shared. Oh, I had torpedoes, six tubes in fact. But, as it turned out, I was nearly ten thousand tons in displacement. Yet, that was not all, which I once more stared at as I looked at my shoulders an the rigging there…
Rigging which took the form of two, double 8" turrets on either shoulder, with one super firing over the other.
Not to mention that I had a fucking armor belt of all things, and torpedo protection. Because why the fuck not as I was a "Cruiser Submarine". It seemed that someone did not get the memo. How it worked, I preferred not to think about or else break my mind.
Oh, did I mention the "Aircraft Tubes" from which I could apparently launch autogyros to help aim? No? Yeah, I had those too.
It was like someone looked at a fucking Re-Class and decided to downsize it as a shipgirl.
Yet again, I swore not to think on how it could work. Because I was certain that down that road was madness. Instead, I checked my internal compass, hoped they the fairy in charge of it was not a fuck up, and began to slowly swim towards the east. Hopefully I came across one of the oceanic currents that could help me conserve fuel, because I did not want to die from hunger…