Kantai Collection - Fanfic Idea and Recs

We're kind of wandering off Kantai Collection here, kids. Start a thread on Naval Guns if you want.

Here I got all ready with a huge post about how none of the Iowa's would be ready in anything less than 2 years for a variety of reasons, and then I see this.

Delete, delete, delete. Moving along...

The funny thing is, there are apparently some tour guides on Missouri that adamantly believe that Iowa can be made ready in 24 hours. It's like people on each ship believes one of the others can be made ready in such a timeframe.
 
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Here I got all ready with a huge post about how none of the Iowa's would be ready in anything less than 2 years for a variety of reasons, and then I see this.

Delete, delete, delete. Moving along...

The funny thing is, there are apparently some tour guides on Missouri that adamantly believe that Iowa can be made ready in 24 hours. It's like people on each ship believes one of the others can be made ready in such a timeframe.
I BELIEVE IN YOU, SIS, WHO BELIEVE IN ME!

Kamina: "...Well, that's... Wonderful, I guess?"
 
"Sphorkly Mahjeek Shopghorl Bollsheet"

After a long night spent rewatching the anime because of reasons, and then unrelatedly stumbling across a trailer for The Disaster Artist, my sleep-deprived self began wondering what things would be like if Tommy Wiseau had had any sort of hand in creating Kancolle.
 
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"Sporkly Moojeek Shopgorl Bollsheet"

After a long night spent rewatching the anime because of reasons, and then unrelatedly stumbling across a trailer for The Disaster Artist, my sleep-deprived self began wondering what things would be like if Tommy Wiseau had had any sort of hand in creating Kancolle.
"Hyou ah teahin' meh apaht, Kongooo!!"
 
"Sphorkly Mahjeek Shopghorl Bollsheet"

After a long night spent rewatching the anime because of reasons, and then unrelatedly stumbling across a trailer for The Disaster Artist, my sleep-deprived self began wondering what things would be like if Tommy Wiseau had had any sort of hand in creating Kancolle.

The anime would be far more amusing. If for all the wrong reasons.
 
You know, I came across a bit of an odd picture and I've been trying to figure out how it could work as an actual story:

Best I can come out with is that Yoshika and Miho end up in the Kancolle world, with Fubuki being their guide of sorts... possibly with tank and airplane girls. Alternatively, they somehow get summoned in the KanColle world by accident... as a Planegirl and Tankgirl respectively.
 
Well, the Strike Witches part is not that hard to figure out. They are witches. They have the gift of magic. If you've seen Strike Witches 2, you should be aware that even in that world, witches started flying in brooms. It was Yoshika's father that figured a way to build a magitech device that allowed them to fly like planes. That ties almost perfectly with Magical Sparkly Shipgirl Bullshit.

Now, the GuP part is harder to figure out, as that world is pure tech, with no magic. I could think that it may be possible that a summoning fails massively and instead of bringing forth a shipgirl, it summons Ooarai School Carrier, with everyone on board. Then you have a bunch of girls that have tanks and Know How To Use Them. But still no magic. May be the tanks are incredibly effective against Abyssal landings and Installation-type Princesses?

EDIT: I would love to see my Waifu's face when Yoshika reveals she comes from the "Fusou Empire".
 
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Miho is using her TACTICAL GENIUS to devise tactics to fight Abyssals near-shore or on-shore so they don't wreck the naval base again.
 
As for how the Strike Witches came to the KanColle world, I thought of three possibilities:
-Yet another failed summoning. This allows to bring a single Witch into the KanColle world.
-An Euro carrier gets separated from her escort, wtih no planes; when she desperately attempts to bring out more, she gets one or more Strike Witches as non-fairy reinforcements.
-A new Neuroi uses a universe displacement weapon/field to kick a pesky squadron of witches to another universe, which happens to be the KanColle.
 
Miho is using her TACTICAL GENIUS to devise tactics to fight Abyssals near-shore or on-shore so they don't wreck the naval base again.
Well... since we've seen tanks and such as well as Landing Craft, that does suggest that Abyssals have their own equivalent and sometimes land forces. So you could have Miho fighting Abyssal Tanks and landing forces...
Well, the Strike Witches part is not that hard to figure out. They are witches. They have the gift of magic. If you've seen Strike Witches 2, you should be aware that even in that world, witches started flying in brooms. It was Yoshika's father that figured a way to build a magitech device that allowed them to fly like planes. That ties almost perfectly with Magical Sparkly Shipgirl Bullshit.

Now, the GuP part is harder to figure out, as that world is pure tech, with no magic. I could think that it may be possible that a summoning fails massively and instead of bringing forth a shipgirl, it summons Ooarai School Carrier, with everyone on board. Then you have a bunch of girls that have tanks and Know How To Use Them. But still no magic. May be the tanks are incredibly effective against Abyssal landings and Installation-type Princesses?

EDIT: I would love to see my Waifu's face when Yoshika reveals she comes from the "Fusou Empire".
As for how the Strike Witches came to the KanColle world, I thought of three possibilities:
-Yet another failed summoning. This allows to bring a single Witch into the KanColle world.
-An Euro carrier gets separated from her escort, wtih no planes; when she desperately attempts to bring out more, she gets one or more Strike Witches as non-fairy reinforcements.
-A new Neuroi uses a universe displacement weapon/field to kick a pesky squadron of witches to another universe, which happens to be the KanColle.
One possibility is that the lines between something the Neuroi and Abyssals are doing get crossed and cause the whole incident, with the GuP world being whacked as well.

Heck, maybe the whole incident causes a section of the three worlds to intersect somewhere and you can get people crossing from one world to another. Which, of course, would be highly interesting for both the Abyssals and Neuroi. You got the GuP world untouched by war and full of resources which both the KanColle Earth and SW Earth need. Both the GuP and KanColle Earth has technology that SW Earth could use against the Neuroi, and the SW and KanColle Earth would likely have knowledge of magic that the GuP Earth does not, especially with the threat of both the Abyssals and Neuroi out there, when h even the closing of the portal would not solve.

Of course, until everything gets sorted out, you got our three protagonists trapped in the middle...
 
To further confirm the possiblilty, IIRC, the Neuroi actually come from another universe, so it's possible they actually have trans-universe travel capabilities. I'm not sure they would think of weaponizing it, though. That's more a SV/SB thing.

We are the rule 34 of weaponizing: if it exists, it can be used as a weapon.
 
Well... since we've seen tanks and such as well as Landing Craft, that does suggest that Abyssals have their own equivalent and sometimes land forces. So you could have Miho fighting Abyssal Tanks and landing forces...


One possibility is that the lines between something the Neuroi and Abyssals are doing get crossed and cause the whole incident, with the GuP world being whacked as well.

Heck, maybe the whole incident causes a section of the three worlds to intersect somewhere and you can get people crossing from one world to another. Which, of course, would be highly interesting for both the Abyssals and Neuroi. You got the GuP world untouched by war and full of resources which both the KanColle Earth and SW Earth need. Both the GuP and KanColle Earth has technology that SW Earth could use against the Neuroi, and the SW and KanColle Earth would likely have knowledge of magic that the GuP Earth does not, especially with the threat of both the Abyssals and Neuroi out there, when h even the closing of the portal would not solve.

Of course, until everything gets sorted out, you got our three protagonists trapped in the middle...
Hm....

I vote for a SRW plot style for this.....
Well... Considering that someone want to make a fanfic out of SW, KC and GuP...
Might as well make the fanfic the same way banpresto do with the SRW series outside the Original Generation timeline.... XD
 
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