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I'm done being a human, let's be (a) Dragon instead!

What sort of start should this have?

  • Wild Born Dragon! (In a Dragon Nest, possibly siblings, with mother)

    Votes: 24 50.0%

  • Wild Born Dragon! (In a dungeon, alone)

    Votes: 11 22.9%

  • Wild Dragon! (Dragon appears in the wild, no egg, no apparent blood ties)

    Votes: 5 10.4%

  • Summoned Dragon! (as Defense for a Nation)

    Votes: 2 4.2%

  • Summoned Dragon! (By a traditional Light Side race/tribe)

    Votes: 2 4.2%

  • Summoned Dragon! (By a traditional Dark Side race/tribe)

    Votes: 2 4.2%

  • Summoned Dragon! (By a Good individual)

    Votes: 2 4.2%

  • Summoned Dragon! (By an Evil Individual)

    Votes: 3 6.3%

  • Summoned Dragon! (By a Neutral entity/individual)

    Votes: 5 10.4%

  • Summoned Dragon! (By God/Goddess)

    Votes: 4 8.3%

  • Summoned Dragon! (By Devil/Demon King)

    Votes: 15 31.3%

  • Other

    Votes: 2 4.2%
  • Total voters
    48
  • Poll closed .
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Ryuchanwings said:
XD. Tell you what. Write an omake and I'll see how I like it.
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Omake
Cooking AHaHa

Ivori:welcome I am Ivori and this is Mimikyu... MIMIKYU!!! Stahp Stahp its not cook yet or gutted!!!
She said as the petite girl was about to eat the goat whole. While whining a bit the petite girl place the goat down

Ivory: ok without further a due
She said while looking at the sulking Mimikyu
Ivory:this is Cooking AHaHa todays dish roasted goats

Cue in flashy cooking montage

3 hours later
Ivory:and were done
She said in a almost demolished kitchen with a meat thing that oozes purple miasma
Ivory: hey!!! You try cooking in a dragon form
Kaya:you could just use your demi human form
Ivori: doh!!!
She said while facepalming
Kaya:and your a mage can't you i don't know move things with magic
Ivori: double Doh!!!
She said this time with both her hand cuppung her face

Tal:you sure your a healing dragon cause this look poisonous
He said while poking it with a stick
Lucian:...
Lucian had disappeared somewhere
And Mimikyu
Tal:uhh? what are!!!
He said as the humanoid Mimic ate the whole thing and promptly froze up
Tal: !!! Ivory!!


Mimikyu's HEADSPACE
You see an alps scene where chibi Mimikyu is being hug by Ivory in a Bo peep costume with dancing goats in purple lederhosen around them singing and yodeling
 
Tally time!~
Adhoc vote count started by Ryuchanwings on Apr 28, 2017 at 12:31 PM, finished with 857 posts and 21 votes.
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Adhoc vote count started by Ryuchanwings on Apr 28, 2017 at 12:32 PM, finished with 857 posts and 21 votes.
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Adhoc vote count started by Ryuchanwings on Apr 28, 2017 at 2:31 PM, finished with 859 posts and 21 votes.
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Adhoc vote count started by Ryuchanwings on Apr 28, 2017 at 2:31 PM, finished with 859 posts and 21 votes.
  • [X] Oh no, he's hot. Is that hot? Why is it hot?
    [X] Try not to blush... Fail Blush harder.
    [X]*Embarased dragon sounds*
    [X] {System-runtime#AHaHa; has encountered error: !?Hot!?Dragon!?bod} ,,,{Solution not found}
    [X] Have Lewd daydream..snap out of it and panic.
    [X] Ahhhhhhhh*panicked confused dragon noises*hhhh
    [X]*Nuclear Level Blush*...*faint*
    [X] Ponder later, it is time for FOOD!!! (Carve up the beast and roast it.)
    [X] Oh no, he's hot. Is that hot? Why is it hot?
    [x] What is this trickery, who are you and what have you done with my Lucian.
    [X] Ponder later, it is time for FOOD!!! (Carve up the beast and roast it.)
    -[x] toss a slab of meat to mimikyu
    [X] Stop Mimikyu from eating it whole! NO OM NOMMING, BAD POKEMON!!
    [X] Stop Mimikyu from eating it whole! NO OM NOMMING, BAD POKEMON!!
    -[X] ...fine you can have it Mimikyu just STOP WITH THE SAD PUPPY EYES
    [X]give a short prayer of gratitude for the beast, in it sacrificed after you end it suffering
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lockingbane said:
So far 8
Also @Entropy Engineer, @The Fourth Monado, @Atam the Ork, @Astaroh-M, and @the swarm voted for the "entropy engineer" plan. So the -5 for the "Oh no, he's hot. Is that hot? Why is it hot?" Vote. Meaning the entropy's plan wins
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I didn't say that it would be a plan- type vote, lockingbane. There will likely be embarrassment, given the high number of votes, but recall I also do things by dice roll.

Update will be delayed, as I am in the throes of a stressful move. Omake contest will be open until the 5th of May unless extensions are requested.

Edit: heeeheeheeheeheehee this will be fun.
Ryuchanwings threw 2 20-faced dice. Reason: Realization of feelings: Ivori Total: 14
11 11 3 3
Ryuchanwings threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Ability to hide feels Total: 1
1 1
Ryuchanwings threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Perception of feels: Tal Total: 5
5 5
Ryuchanwings threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Perception of feels: Kaya Total: 9
9 9
Ryuchanwings threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Perception of feels: Mimikyu Total: 13
13 13
Ryuchanwings threw 1 6-faced dice. Reason: Perception of feels: Lucian Total: 4
4 4
Ryuchanwings threw 2 6-faced dice. Reason: Ability to hide feels; Lucian Total: 7
6 6 1 1
Ryuchanwings threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Faint? Total: 1
1 1
Ryuchanwings threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Cooking? Total: 18
18 18
Ryuchanwings threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Acting on feels? Total: 20
20 20
 
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Ryuchanwings said:
I didn't say that it would be a plan- type vote, lockingbane. There will likely be embarrassment, given the high number of votes, but recall I also do things by dice roll.
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Sorry, I was just trying to help when we were all voting for what looked like a plan type vote and it didn't show up on the tally. Sorry again.
 
Hahahaha... maximum fluff thrusters Activate! Begin countdown to fluff meltdown of the main feels reactor...

10...

{Comedic converter at: 110% |Error:-:Error| Safety limit exceeded}

9....

{|error|Fluff containment breach detected}

8...

{Empathic Sensors: offline}

7..

{|error|Lewd thoughts detected in the main fluff reactor}

6.5

{Core fluff levels reading:666%|€~€|£|'}

4..3..

{Emotion coolent systems: offline}

2...

{Fluff Explosion imminent}

1..

{|E%RrO£| Fluff-Comedic Fusion chamber: Breach detectdrirj&$@¥€+£#€~£|£#£|€{£|€<€}}£~¥----

*BOOM*
 
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Entropy Engineer said:
Hahahaha... maximum fluff thrusters Activate! Begin countdown to fluff meltdown of the main feels reactor...

10...

{Comedic converter at: 110% |Error:-:Error| Safety limit exceeded}

9....

{|error|Fluff containment breach detected}

8...

{Empathic Sensors: offline}

7..

{|error|Lewd thoughts detected in the main fluff reactor}

6.5

{Core fluff levels reading:666%|€~€|£|'}

4..3..

{Emotion coolent systems: offline}

2...

{Fluff Explosion imminent}

1..

{|E%RrO£| Fluff-Comedic Fusion chamber: Breach detectdrirj&$@¥€+£#€~£|£#£|€{£|€<€}}£~¥----

*BOOM*
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I wish I could write in code
- all lewds rerouted to the QQ site- I am working on writing one right now, actually, and if you choose to write a lewd for the contest, you may post it there. XD
 
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Any notion of forum dice being simple RNG and totally not a sentient AI who likes to fuck with people has been entirely debunked by last two sets of rolls.
 
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