- Location
- Neptune
So what you're saying is that it will rise out of a volcano and launch itself into orbit. With Hogwarts as a hat.
How to Train Your Endbringer
- Thread starter RavensDagger
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Foxy Boxes
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- Location
- England
Remember, even in a vacuum particles create themselves spontaneously and then
Foxy Boxes
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- Location
- England
Wow, entitled much?............ not even reading and already head hit table in disappointment...
hoped for tournament or RWBY arc, as Taylor Calvert series seemed to cause more irritation....
... finally reading this chapter made tournament and RWBY arc miss even more...
- Location
- North America
You mother fucker. It took me until I closed the page to realize what you meant. hahaha that's to nerdy and good.
- Location
- Can't read map
Fine, lets just automatically give bland praises of everything, until author starts killing stories because he started way to many of them, no time to write them all.
Crime to prefer wacky Queen administrator over White queen. For White been neutral at first, might be OK, but then it went full dislike thanks to latest interaction with wards and piggot.
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You can be a critic without being entitled. You can be supportive without being entitled. You are being neither, while also being entitled.
- Location
- USA
Whichever way his muse takes him at the moment is fine with me. The biggest threat to an author is pressure to produce, then it stops being fun and becomes work. I, personally, prefer stories that get updated regularly and lose interest if update rate drops too much.
Queen Administrator was more interesting to me when she looked to be plotting towards a goal and the silly was only a facet of her personality she presented to the world hiding something much deeper underneath. Crack is fun for a while but it is like too much candy. I enjoyed TECHNO QUEEN at the beginning only for that reason. Still if the author is having fun writing this story and he is a good writer, I'll likely continue to enjoy reading it.
I'm warming a lot to White Queen. In my mind QA and WQ are different facets of the same Taylor. Who she acts like is based on who she needs to be at the time. WQ looks to be affably evil and magnificent bastard level competent which is fun to read for me.
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- Location
- Australian
What would be funny second task having simmy or unit 2 be the thing needing recuse
And with unit 2 she just tells he to get up here or for home to get her
Or to open a hole of dryness as a prath
And with unit 2 she just tells he to get up here or for home to get her
Or to open a hole of dryness as a prath
- Location
- Pennsylvania, United States
This is the best thing!
Seriously, I hope this isn't dead and I have accidentally necroed it
Seriously, I hope this isn't dead and I have accidentally necroed it
- Location
- Pennsylvania, United States
- Location
- Pennsylvania, United States
Yes. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it. I started choking
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Harry Potter and the Monster Queen - Part Two
RavensDagger
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Harry Potter and the Monster Queen - Part Two
Been looking at Rowling's books. Did you ever notice how run-on-y her sentences are? It's very much against more modern writing styles, but it does make everything seem more whimsical. Thought I'd give it a try!
***
Vicky flew with Amy pressed against her chest and read the little sign hanging off a wooden post. A wooden post planted in the waters of the Bay where, just the day before, the Grand Administratorius stood.
"Invited to magic tournament. Be right back," she read aloud. Then her eyes noticed something a little smaller below the main text of the board. She floated a little closer, Amy's arms tightening around her neck as she did. "P.S. Take care of Behemoth for me."
The sisters stared at each other for a moment, then, with the kind of synchronicity only possible with close siblings, spoke at the same time. "Shit."
***
Snape was going to have the Weasley twins scrubbing cauldrons until their fingers were worn down into bloody nubs. Oh, the headmaster claimed that they were, probably, not responsible for the prank, but he knew better, they had been students at Hogwarts for half a decade and if he counted the number of hours wasted on the pair of them and their antics he could have...
He couldn't think of anything appropriate to do with such a staggering amount of time, probably discover a way to brew the Elixir of Life with nothing but a rusty pot and some flobberworm pus.
He was wasting even more time while trying to track the two teenagers through the castle. After Draco's little stunt with the badges that mocked the Potter boy, they had started to sell their own that encouraged the students to rally behind Taylor Hebert, only for the badges to layer an illusion atop any school robes that changed their appearance to that of the Beauxbatons uniform at the stroke of noon.
The female Beauxbatons uniform; regardless of the wearer's gender.
Some of his students looked far too comfortable in short skirts. If he had to spend a single minute more staring at Marcus Flint's curious expression as he swished his skirt he was going to skin the twins alive in the great hall and Dumbledore could eat his beard if he protested.
The responsibility of wrangling the brats had, through some unfortunate series of back door deals in the teacher's lounge, fallen upon him. He was going to find them, and he was going to wrangle the truth of this Taylor Hebert out of them. He still had a vial of Veritaserum lying around somewhere. He couldn't recall the exact side effect of ingesting the potion if it was nearly-expired, but he suspected he could live with the consequences.
If there was a person called Taylor Hebert he would eat his hat.
It was a moot point either way. The weighing of the wands was supposed to take place in a few hours, and if they didn't show up there was a good chance the organizers would write it off as a prank.
He walked past a few Hufflepuffs holding fresh 'Go Taylor!' badges. They took one glance at his face, blanched, and ran off as though they had just had the opposite of a religious experience.
Robes swishing, Severus beelined towards the corridor where the twins had set up their little shop.
He heard the click of a door opening, but decided to ignore it in favour of imagining the screams the boys would make when he accidentally jammed their heads into boiling boil draft.
"Sorry, sir," said a young female voice off to his side. "Is this Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry?"
Snape stopped mid-stride, his robes swirling around him as he spun to face the girl that had spoken to him. His glare travelled up and down, taking in the white robes with multicoloured tassels on the fringes and the finely woven silvery thread shaped like tiny wings along her cuffs and lapels. Then he took in the crooked crown she was wearing and the guileless, innocent look fixed upon him.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"Oh, right, I'm Queen Ad--" she cut herself off mid-word. "I'm Taylor, Taylor Hebert."
His eyes narrowed. There were two possibilities. Either she was telling the truth, which he found terribly unlikely, or this was a prank and he was going to have her join the other delinquents on cauldron-scrubbing duty. "Yes," he said, and if it came out as a sibilant hiss then no one reacted. "I'm sure you are."
"Um, thanks? I'm sure I am too," the girl replied as she looked over his shoulder and at the castle. "So, this is Hogwarts, right?"
"Obviously," he said. "Who put you up to this? Did the twins find that ridiculous disguise for you?"
The girl blinked at him. "I haven't summoned them yet," she said.
He felt a twitch in his eye that made him want to reach for his wand.
"Hrm, looks kinda... drafty," she said before shrugging and reaching into her robes to pull out first one of those portable telephone devices, then a few wrapped chocolate bars before finally she pulled out a letter, placed it under her chin, and put everything else back where she'd found it. "I have this," she said as she handed the letter over.
Snape took in with a swipe. He couldn't believe that he was wasting his time with this, he thought as he snapped his wand into his hand, muttered a few incantations to make sure it wasn't a trap, then unrolled the letter.
"Dear Taylor Hebert," he read aloud before skimming the contents of the letter. He paused over Dumbledore's signature at the bottom with his collection of titles. It looked far, far too genuine for something the twins could pull off. And if they did learn how to fake the Supreme Mugwump's signature, then he looked forwards to changing continents. He looked up. "You're Taylor Hebert."
"I think I've said that, yeah."
He blinked. "Welcome to Hogwarts," he said.
The Hebert girl looked at the castle, then tilted her head to the side. "It's pretty, in an old-timey sort of way, I guess. Not really..." she made a gesture that he couldn't begin to decipher. He had long ago resigned himself to being unable and unwilling to understand teenage girls. "Shiny enough for a magical place, you know?"
Was the girl trying to say that Hogwarts was not magical enough for her tastes? She was most definitely some sort of fool, then. Even he had to admit that Hogwarts was the most magical place in Britain.
"Simmy, bring up the Grand Administratorius!" she said to the empty air.
Snape was going to label the girl as delusional when he felt a surge of magical power unlike anything he'd ever felt before. The ancient walls of Hogwarts creaked and groaned, the torches flickered and the wards hummed for a moment before everything quieted.
The Hebert girl nodded as if that had just confirmed something. "That seems to have worked."
***
Mucho thanks to eschwartz and ChaoticSky for making the story easier on the eyes.
Small chapter. Another should be out on Friday.
Oh, and a nod to TheVampireStrahd who left me one of the nicest comments I've received in a while. This one's for you, mate!
Been looking at Rowling's books. Did you ever notice how run-on-y her sentences are? It's very much against more modern writing styles, but it does make everything seem more whimsical. Thought I'd give it a try!
***
Vicky flew with Amy pressed against her chest and read the little sign hanging off a wooden post. A wooden post planted in the waters of the Bay where, just the day before, the Grand Administratorius stood.
"Invited to magic tournament. Be right back," she read aloud. Then her eyes noticed something a little smaller below the main text of the board. She floated a little closer, Amy's arms tightening around her neck as she did. "P.S. Take care of Behemoth for me."
The sisters stared at each other for a moment, then, with the kind of synchronicity only possible with close siblings, spoke at the same time. "Shit."
***
Snape was going to have the Weasley twins scrubbing cauldrons until their fingers were worn down into bloody nubs. Oh, the headmaster claimed that they were, probably, not responsible for the prank, but he knew better, they had been students at Hogwarts for half a decade and if he counted the number of hours wasted on the pair of them and their antics he could have...
He couldn't think of anything appropriate to do with such a staggering amount of time, probably discover a way to brew the Elixir of Life with nothing but a rusty pot and some flobberworm pus.
He was wasting even more time while trying to track the two teenagers through the castle. After Draco's little stunt with the badges that mocked the Potter boy, they had started to sell their own that encouraged the students to rally behind Taylor Hebert, only for the badges to layer an illusion atop any school robes that changed their appearance to that of the Beauxbatons uniform at the stroke of noon.
The female Beauxbatons uniform; regardless of the wearer's gender.
Some of his students looked far too comfortable in short skirts. If he had to spend a single minute more staring at Marcus Flint's curious expression as he swished his skirt he was going to skin the twins alive in the great hall and Dumbledore could eat his beard if he protested.
The responsibility of wrangling the brats had, through some unfortunate series of back door deals in the teacher's lounge, fallen upon him. He was going to find them, and he was going to wrangle the truth of this Taylor Hebert out of them. He still had a vial of Veritaserum lying around somewhere. He couldn't recall the exact side effect of ingesting the potion if it was nearly-expired, but he suspected he could live with the consequences.
If there was a person called Taylor Hebert he would eat his hat.
It was a moot point either way. The weighing of the wands was supposed to take place in a few hours, and if they didn't show up there was a good chance the organizers would write it off as a prank.
He walked past a few Hufflepuffs holding fresh 'Go Taylor!' badges. They took one glance at his face, blanched, and ran off as though they had just had the opposite of a religious experience.
Robes swishing, Severus beelined towards the corridor where the twins had set up their little shop.
He heard the click of a door opening, but decided to ignore it in favour of imagining the screams the boys would make when he accidentally jammed their heads into boiling boil draft.
"Sorry, sir," said a young female voice off to his side. "Is this Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry?"
Snape stopped mid-stride, his robes swirling around him as he spun to face the girl that had spoken to him. His glare travelled up and down, taking in the white robes with multicoloured tassels on the fringes and the finely woven silvery thread shaped like tiny wings along her cuffs and lapels. Then he took in the crooked crown she was wearing and the guileless, innocent look fixed upon him.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"Oh, right, I'm Queen Ad--" she cut herself off mid-word. "I'm Taylor, Taylor Hebert."
His eyes narrowed. There were two possibilities. Either she was telling the truth, which he found terribly unlikely, or this was a prank and he was going to have her join the other delinquents on cauldron-scrubbing duty. "Yes," he said, and if it came out as a sibilant hiss then no one reacted. "I'm sure you are."
"Um, thanks? I'm sure I am too," the girl replied as she looked over his shoulder and at the castle. "So, this is Hogwarts, right?"
"Obviously," he said. "Who put you up to this? Did the twins find that ridiculous disguise for you?"
The girl blinked at him. "I haven't summoned them yet," she said.
He felt a twitch in his eye that made him want to reach for his wand.
"Hrm, looks kinda... drafty," she said before shrugging and reaching into her robes to pull out first one of those portable telephone devices, then a few wrapped chocolate bars before finally she pulled out a letter, placed it under her chin, and put everything else back where she'd found it. "I have this," she said as she handed the letter over.
Snape took in with a swipe. He couldn't believe that he was wasting his time with this, he thought as he snapped his wand into his hand, muttered a few incantations to make sure it wasn't a trap, then unrolled the letter.
"Dear Taylor Hebert," he read aloud before skimming the contents of the letter. He paused over Dumbledore's signature at the bottom with his collection of titles. It looked far, far too genuine for something the twins could pull off. And if they did learn how to fake the Supreme Mugwump's signature, then he looked forwards to changing continents. He looked up. "You're Taylor Hebert."
"I think I've said that, yeah."
He blinked. "Welcome to Hogwarts," he said.
The Hebert girl looked at the castle, then tilted her head to the side. "It's pretty, in an old-timey sort of way, I guess. Not really..." she made a gesture that he couldn't begin to decipher. He had long ago resigned himself to being unable and unwilling to understand teenage girls. "Shiny enough for a magical place, you know?"
Was the girl trying to say that Hogwarts was not magical enough for her tastes? She was most definitely some sort of fool, then. Even he had to admit that Hogwarts was the most magical place in Britain.
"Simmy, bring up the Grand Administratorius!" she said to the empty air.
Snape was going to label the girl as delusional when he felt a surge of magical power unlike anything he'd ever felt before. The ancient walls of Hogwarts creaked and groaned, the torches flickered and the wards hummed for a moment before everything quieted.
The Hebert girl nodded as if that had just confirmed something. "That seems to have worked."
***
Mucho thanks to eschwartz and ChaoticSky for making the story easier on the eyes.
Small chapter. Another should be out on Friday.
Oh, and a nod to TheVampireStrahd who left me one of the nicest comments I've received in a while. This one's for you, mate!
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@RavensDagger
I appreciate the new chapter on the HP XOver.
I would've appreciated more if it was a whole chapter
Its sooo hard to me, and my lack of memory, to remember things when they come in bits and pieces...
Not trying to put you down, just saying my perspective. By the time the next part comes, I'll remember, maybe, that Taylor showed up and Snape didn't believe it was her at first. When the next chapter starts by showing Taylor's castle appearing, I will feel it came out of the blue.
Or the other way around. I'll remember about the castle but not about the weird conversation Snape and Tailor had, so any references to the conversation will go r/whoosh. Actually, this seems more likely to happen.
All of this is not your fault, but mine and my memories lack of retaining abilities.
I appreciate the new chapter on the HP XOver.
I would've appreciated more if it was a whole chapter
Its sooo hard to me, and my lack of memory, to remember things when they come in bits and pieces...Not trying to put you down, just saying my perspective. By the time the next part comes, I'll remember, maybe, that Taylor showed up and Snape didn't believe it was her at first. When the next chapter starts by showing Taylor's castle appearing, I will feel it came out of the blue.
Or the other way around. I'll remember about the castle but not about the weird conversation Snape and Tailor had, so any references to the conversation will go r/whoosh. Actually, this seems more likely to happen.
All of this is not your fault, but mine and my memories lack of retaining abilities.
- Location
- North America
Will there be a "Pimp my Castle" before she leaves?
- Location
- North Wales
- Pronouns
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Colafusion
Verified Na’vi
- Location
- Mars
Or, you could just do what everyone else does, and reread the last chapter.@RavensDagger
I appreciate the new chapter on the HP XOver.
I would've appreciated more if it was a whole chapter
Not trying to put you down, just saying my perspective. By the time the next part comes, I'll remember, maybe, that Taylor showed up and Snape didn't believe it was her at first. When the next chapter starts by showing Taylor's castle appearing, I will feel it came out of the blue.
Or the other way around. I'll remember about the castle but not about the weird conversation Snape and Tailor had, so any references to the conversation will go r/whoosh. Actually, this seems more likely to happen.
All of this is not your fault, but mine and my memories lack of retaining abilities.
Push comes to shove it only takes a bit of extra time to reread both the last chapter, and the first chapter, should it be necessary, these chapters are quite short after all.
Thanks for the update, @RavensDagger.
- Location
- South of North
I'm up for any fic that inflicts more pain on Snape.
Hopefully we'll get to see what the magical medical response to an aneurysm.
Hopefully we'll get to see what the magical medical response to an aneurysm.
- Location
- norway
Um, Taylor?
Amy and victoria were at the grand administratorious reading your note when you summoned it.
Simmy?
Are you planning a cheer team for taytay?
Well, Victoria will probably be happy to help, but panpan in a cheerleader outfit might be a bit outside her comfort zone
Amy and victoria were at the grand administratorious reading your note when you summoned it.
Simmy?
Are you planning a cheer team for taytay?
Well, Victoria will probably be happy to help, but panpan in a cheerleader outfit might be a bit outside her comfort zone
Foxy Boxes
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- Location
- England
I know this was probably asked long ago, but didn't Leviathan say he'd revert if he left Administrator's AoE?
Endymion
An Operator will be with you shortly.
She deleted their old Rules. So they can't actually revert.