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HomuHomu's Bizarre Adventure: The World's End [PMMM/JJBA/Nasuverse/Dead]

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Let's go with observe, we are pretty powerful and I bet his point of view would point out some interesting things.
 
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    • "Okay." You decided.

    "I must thank you for your coopera-"

    "But first thing's first" You intruded.

    "Huh?" Kyubey cocked his/her/whatever head to the right.

    You turned around and placed Kyubey on one of the tables, then and got one of the used colton bowls and filled it with mapo tofu. "Here, have a try." You say, placing it in front of her/him/whatever.

    "I don't understa-"

    "It's mapo tofu." You interrupted again.

    "Please, I know enough of your planet's culinary culture to know that that is mapo tofu, and please stop interu-"

    "I'm insisting that you try it." You once again intruded.

    "If I had my emotions turned on, I would be very annoyed at your antics." Kyubey said. Emotions turned on?You thought to yourself. So they're off now?Well It explains why he er... she... just stared at me for the entire conversation, without changing its expression.

    "I just want you to try it." You said as you extended a spork to him.

    "Very well, if you insist," it said as he/she/whatever extended his ear thing to grab the spork. He then started eating the mapo tofu at a pace that was not too fast, but not too slow either. After about 25 or so minutes passed, he/she/whatever placed the spork down after finally finishing the mapo tofu. He/she/whatever looked up at you again. "While at first, this was seemingly useless and a waste of my time, you have somehow made me even more intrigued by you." Kyubey said. "How did you make this mapo tofu have an SHU of 21,723,221?"

    "I know how to concentrate all of it's juices to maximize SHUs." You said, giving a small smile to Kyubey. "By the way, I was wondering, are you male or female?"

    "My species doesn't really have a gender, but if you want, you can refer to me as a male." Kyubey replied.

    "Your species? What is your species?" You asked.

    "I am an Incubator." Kyubey replied.

    "Well that was easy."

    "Part of our psychology is that we are unable to lie." Kyubey said.

    "Hmmm... That's interesting. I would like ask more questions but at the moment , the school is going to close with us still in it if we're gonna talk any further." You said.

    "That is a correct observation Homura Kotomine Akemi." Kyubey said before he hopped up on top of your shoulder as you picked up your things and left.

    Where to go now?

    [] Shopping

    [] Home

    OOC: From this point, I'll try toning down the crack, or least I'll try. Also thanks to @LostDeviljho for spellchecking.
     
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    • Huh, interesting deviation from canon. Since Incubators regard the concept of emotions as a mental illness, Kyubey essentially admitted to having a Sanity on/off button. No doubt useful for contracting Beliebers/TwiHearts/*insert-disliked-popular-preteen-girl-group-here*.

    [X] Shopping
    We are running out of socks, after all.
     
    Omegahugger said:
    Huh, interesting deviation from canon. Since Incubators regard the concept of emotions as a mental illness, Kyubey essentially admitted to having a Sanity on/off button. No doubt useful for contracting Beliebers/TwiHearts/*insert-disliked-popular-preteen-girl-group-here*.

    [X] Shopping
    We are running out of socks, after all.
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    Wait... Socks?
     
    Omegahugger said:
    Since one cannot have too many of them, one must logically always be running out of socks.

    Mainly just said it because "running out of Mapo Tofu" would be stretching the joke too far and I hadn't thought of "running out of knives/bullets/Black Keys" before just now.
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    You're right...

    We totally have plenty at home—we were prepared for this eventuality! :V

    You can't argue the crack away~
     
    Well, time to see what ridiculous outfit we can buy here(or make ourselves).
     
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