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HomuHomu's Bizarre Adventure: The World's End [PMMM/JJBA/Nasuverse/Dead]

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[X] Talk to the pinkette, but don't mention the bunny.
On the rails we go.
 
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JarringToaster said:
Because the rails are lonely, and if the rails are lonely, Kyubey will offer them a contract. The rails will then become a Train Witch, which we'll have to suplex, and then be disappointed that we suplexed the train instead of riding inside of it.
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How is suplexing a train disappointing? That sounds awesome. Besides riding on a train is boring: They take forever to get anywhere and there's nothing to do on them. The only time a train ride was exciting was the last trip ever made by the Flying Pussyfoot.
 
[X] Talk to the pinkette but don't mention the bunny.
-[X] *gesture to Mapo Tofu* Would you like some?

We could always act ignorant before commencing maximum trolling later on ;)
 
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[X] Talk to the pinkette, but don't mention the bunny.

I CAN'T HANDLE THE CRACK! I GOT WAY TO MANY CRACK!
 
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OMAKE - SUFFICIENT VELOCITY IS DOWN
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    • @Look to the Left
    "REJOICE!!!" You screamed at the top of your voice. Surprising everyone with your sudden change from deadpan expression to zany priest preaching in an instant.

    "FEAR NOT BOREDOM FOR I HAVE BROUGHT ENOUGH CRACK FOR EVERYONE TO PASS THE TIME WITH!!!" You declared.

    "Uhhh.... This is kinda out of nowhere, don't you think?" One of the Internet Forums said. "And isn't crack whack?"

    "DON'T WORRY FELLOW STUDENT!!! MY CRACK IS ONLY 20,303,321 GRAMS OF DOPAMINE ON AVERAGE!!!" You respond.

    "Wait!" One of the forums shouted. "Isn't that the equivalent of taking 20 shots of heroin at the same time!?!?"

    They're now looking at you as if you're insane. "WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT IT! I EAT IT ALL THE TIME! IT'S NOT THAT WHACK!!!" And you demonstrate it by grabbing two paper plates from your messenger bag and filling both of them with crack from one of your canisters. You soon walked over to one of forums and offered him one of the plates. "Here, have a try mister?"

    The roleplaying forum simply stares at it as sweat starts flooding from his head. "Uhhh... SufficientVelocity." He said as he forced a smile.

    "SufficientVelocity, nice name." You said smiling devilishly cheerfully. "Here, I'll take a bite out of mine and show that it's not too whack." You grab two sporks from your bag and gave one to SufficientVelocity. After that, you jam a spork into your plate of crack and then ate it. You savor the crazy for a full 20 seconds before looking back to SufficientVelocity. "See? It's not that bad."

    Everyone simply stared at SufficientVelocity as he stares at his own plate of crack. Taking a gulp, he reaches for the spork. After shakelly scooping a bit of the still smoking crack, he slowly brings it to his mouth. The entire classroom could only spectate the event as SufficientVelocity finally took a bite of your crack.

    "Well?" You said. "How was it?"

    ...

    He simply stares at you.

    ...

    Everyone is holding their breath in horror and suspension.

    ...

    "I can't feel my brain." He finally says. Then he collapsed.

    "SUFFICIENTVELICITY!!!!" SpaceBattles shouted as he ran to SufficientVelocity and pull him over his shoulders. "Don't worry buddy old pal! I get you to the nurse's office! She fix you right up!" He said as he ran out the room.

    "More for me then." You simply said as you grab SufficientVelocity's plate and litterally clean the entire thing in seconds. "Ahhh... That was great!"

    Everyone simply stared at you again. Most likely wondering how you gain such a resistance to such whack crack.

    *RING*
    <Hello students, this is the announcements, Internet is canceled today and for the rest of the week. Early dismissal is now in effect.>
    *RING*

    Many of the forums already started packing up their things and left immediately.
    Fixed That Update For You—SUFFICIENTVELOCITY IS DOWN! :V
     
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    • RexHeller said:
    How is suplexing a train disappointing? That sounds awesome. Besides riding on a train is boring: They take forever to get anywhere and there's nothing to do on them. The only time a train ride was exciting was the last trip ever made by the Flying Pussyfoot.
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    Uhh, I had to ride on a train for 3 days once, let's just say I had a really hard time sleeping, it was nice to get into a nice cozy bed in the hotel we had booked for our visit to marine land.
     
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    I find it funny that no one is wondering nor questioning the reason why there's no school for the week nor how you're able to see Kyubey.
     
    Look to the Left said:
    I find it funny that no one is wondering nor questioning the reason why there's no school for the week nor how you're able to see Kyubey.
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    For the former: On top of our run-away teacher, whatever magical-mystery/JoJo/Fate-related insanity is taking place (ex. Serial Killer, girls disappearing from being magical, crazy explosions from a Grail War, or some combination)

    The Latter: JoJo-Stand visibility is enough for QB/we still have enough magic potential
     
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    [x] Hey, nice bunny you have there.
    No. of votes: 2
    RexHeller
    veekie

    [x] Offer to share the tofu with the pinkette and her bunny.
    No. of votes: 2
    Hyp3rB14d3
    Ψυχή

    [x] Hey, nice bunny you have there.
    -[x] Shame if anything happened to it.
    No. of votes: 1
    Dark Ness

    [X] Talk to the pinkette but don't mention the bunny.
    No. of votes: 6
    JarringToaster
    Lordsservent
    RadioactiveSpoon
    assana73
    MrLZRS
    ObsidianWings

    [X] Talk to the pinkette but don't mention the bunny.
    -[X] *gesture to Mapo Tofu* Would you like some?
    No. of votes: 1
    Nightfallen

    Vote Closed. Sane option wins.
     
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