Sitting up I reached to put my glasses on, rubbing my forehead before I looked to the right, "Enough, Taziel. No more."
"What do you mean, My Host?" She asked as she appeared kneeling on the bed next to me with a smile in her short little dress.
I frowned at her, "Clearly my tactic of ignore the hell bitch and hope she goes away won't work. I know exactly what you are trying to do and I'm not buying what you're selling. So you and I are going to make a deal."
She tilted her head, her red hair sliding across her shoulder, "Which sort of deal, my host?"
"Here it is. You don't speak unless spoken to. You do not show yourself unless asked to. "You do what you are told. In return, I'll ask you for information when I need it if I think you have it."
Taziel frowned at me, "That's not a very fair deal."
"Don't like it? Then leave."
"You know that's not possible."
"Yeah, not my problem. Get the fuck out or pay rent. If you don't or break the deal, I'm going to contain your coin in two kilos of lead and then rent a boat to the deepest part of the ocean I can afford. Let's see how bullshit your one ring like 'find me' enchantment really is."
Taziel winced, for a second looking like a kicked puppy before she nodded quietly, "...If that is your wish, my host, I will abide by our deal." she said before she looked up at me again as a black collar manifested around her slender neck.
It had a medallion in front with her name engraved into it.
It looked rather better on her than I would like to admit.
"May I make a suggestion for a small modification, my host?" She asked quietly, "If you are walking into a ambush or are about to touch anything cursed or dangerous, may I warn you of danger? I don't want to die."
I looked at her for a long moment before I nodded, "Deal. Now begone."
Taziel sighed sadly and nodded, crossing her arms beneath her breasts, "As you wish, my host." before she disappeared. I shook my head with a frown before I got up to get dressed.
Wonder what the number is for Hell's HR department? I really should give them a call with a sexual harassment complaint.
Pulling my T-shirt on I got dressed before walking over to shoulder my backpack and head out the door. Time to grab something to drink and eat on the way back to the garage, then I need to see how Cain want to see us die today.
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As it turned out, it was a different kind of get us killed than normal that I experienced so far.
"Take out a vampire nest. At night." Trip asked, "Cain, no offense, but is this not a bit early to be hitting the strong stuff?"
Cain shook his head, "No choice, it's in suburbia. We can't hit it during the day or the cops will be on us like slime on a chaos demon. Three AM and maybe nobody'll notice."
I put my hand up, "Quick question? Any specific reason we can't just drive by at noon, throw some molotov through the windows and make like a tree?"
"Actually Saint has a point there, that's a good question." Princess said, "Why don't we do that?"
"Money." King rumbled, "Can't loot it if it's burned down. Most of these gigs don't pay well on their own."
Cain nodded, "The client offered us five k for this job. Any of you think that's enough to split seven ways? We're bound to get at least twice that from what we can find in the lair."
One part each and one to replace equipment. Vampires use cash and usually keep jewelry from their victims.
"Seven hundred and ten something bucks for half a hours of work sound fair to me." I said with a shrug, "Especially for the cost of some gas and bottles. I bet we can even get the bottles for free. Hell, I'll spring for the gas if you want."
Cain tapped a finger on the hood of his truck for a moment looking around the group, "What we know is that there are five suckers in there. If they keep anyone around for food is unknown. They should have a bunch of more money in there that will go up in smoke if we burn the place down. But as Saint said, the risk is much smaller and we still get paid the amount the client offered. I think we can take them the normal way, especially now that we're back up to full strength. But let's put it to a vote. Normal plan or Saints. King?"
The big guy looked thoughtful before he frowned, "Five vamps?"
"That's what intel says. We'll do our own headcount during the days before. Maybe take one out before the attack if we can find it in a solitary spot."
King slowly nodded, "Yeah, I think we can take them."
"Trip?"
"I'm in."
"Lazarus?"
She frowned and crossed her arms, leaning against the hood of her volvo, "...I don't know. I need the cash, but I think it's too much risk for too little extra. I have to go with Saint on this one, sorry boss."
Princess shook his head, "Risky maybe, but it's five suckers. We can take them even if it's in the middle of the night. I'm in."
Cain nodded, "So we go with the normal plan. We start scoping the place out tonight, Princess and I have the first shift, King and Trip the second. Lazarus and Saint on third."
I nodded, "Got it."
AN// Many thanks to PsyFarrow for betaing this section.