CW: We're going into the world of conspiracy theories and mental breakdowns with this one, folks. CW for that, delusions, suicidality, transphobia and heavy antisemitism.
SKYBREAKER NEWS
YOUR TRUSTWORTHY SOURCE
by Harper Sugar
ALIEN INFILTRATION
FISH TRANSLATOR DEVELOPED BY PATRIOT BILLIONAIRE
"NEW WORLD ORDER", GALACTIC FEDERATION SACRIFICING CHILDREN
You're doomscrolling through Skybreaker News. Your name is Transistor Pernet. You were just institutionalized. You're not on LSD. You wish you were. You wish you were drugged. Your schizophrenia meds aren't working. Your table is tight and high. Your body is loose and shattered.
PEOPLE'S MILITIA COMPROMISED
ATOMPILZ FALSE FLAG
They're coming for you. The lights are flickering. The death squads could be anywhere, they could be with anyone. The lights are flickering. You're in the know. You see threads of light encircling your room, binding walls together. Your hand goes through one. You hear water dripping, but the sink is off.
WORLDWIDE REPUBLIC REPTILIAN FRONT
"BLOOD LIBEL" ACCUSATIONS SMOKESCREEN FOR ANNUNAKI SACRIFICES
WAS HARRY STRECKER TRANS?
COUNCILLOR LI FALSE-FACE DEVICE MALFUNCTION
DAN LOWELL: SECRETLY "CIS"?
BUY GOLD
BUY GOLD
BUY GOLD
You order some gold from the advertisement on Skybreaker News. For a second, the sink spout looks like a snake. You wonder if it'll bite you. You need gold. Gold holds its value, not like money, not like labor vouchers. Gold. Good as gold.
BUY GOLD
FOXWOODS SNIPER FALSE FLAG
It's a well-known fact that the Foxwoods Sniper is a psyop. There's a death squad under the commies using that name, and you recall being very disappointed when Daisy Holland was taken out by the New World Order under that stupid label. You hear a deep droning. They got you. You served as the sniper, whether you wanted to or not. You're compromised. Your mind is compromised. Droning. Droning. Drones. You're thinking of drones. Submission. Drones are a new world plot. The drones are a scheme to mind-control us. That's why they use hypnosis. That's why. Drones. Awaken the sleeper! Awaken it! The sleeper birthed again!
UNITED NATIONS REMNANT CONSPIRACY
MIND CONTROL IN ZODIAC SYSTEM
Oh, shit, you use Zodiac, the Reptilians and their commie puppets must have gotten to you. You don't have schizophrenia. "I don't have schizophrenia!" you shout to the rooftops. You're alone in your kitchen. You need to get off Zodiac.
DEPROGRAM YOURSELF: TEN TIPS AND TRICKS
Contrahypnosis. That's it. You download contrahypnosis tracks and listen to them. You don't feel any more at ease. They must be duds planted by the Reptilians to throw people off of the scent of the real ones. Your head is on fire and your life is burning.
MIND CONTROL
PROJECT SPACEWALK
PROJECT SPACEWALK EXPOSED
ILLUMINATI, SOROS BEHIND WORLD REVOLUTION
You buy more gold. Project Spacewalk, that's it! Psychic drugging experiments! Psychic warriors! Psychic warfare! You were experimented on by the NWO, the US, the WR, the CIA, the FBI, the PM and the ATF. They've got their claws in you. Wake up! You pour yourself a Mountain Dew in a whiskey glass. You want to die.
THE TRUE FACE OF COMMUNISM
ANNUNAKI CONFIRMED PULLING STRINGS
BUY GOLD
HARPER SUGAR UNDER ATTACK BY REPTILIAN DUPES
KENDRA OSWALD EXPOSED AS REPTILIAN
You met her, and you could swear you saw slit-like pupils in that face of hers. She must have been turned into a Repilian Newborn during her transgender surgeries. She's an Oswald. She knows everything. Youj have to find her.
DECODING CAPTAIN AMERICA: RED SKULL
You watch a five hour video of someone pointing out all of the Illuminati, Reptilian xenos signs in that evil movie, eating sixteen bags of popcorn while you do it. You don't have bipolar disorder. That doesn't exist. You're not manic.
WATCH "NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR" BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
BUY GOLD
NEW CAPITALIST ARMY PREPARES FOR WAR
JOIN THE NEW CAPITALIST ARMY: BUY SHIRTS
HARPER SUGAR: "WE ARE AT WAR AGAINST XENOS THREATS"
ISRAEL: TOOL OF THE REPTILIANS?
ATOMPILZ: MISGUIDED PATRIOTS?
BRIDGET MACBAY: THE NEW WORLD ORDER'S WORST ENEMY
PROJECT SPACEWALK: THE PLOT TO DRIVE PATRIOTS INSANE
INSANE
INSANE
YOU'RE INSANE
You don't think that's what the last few headlines are saying.
NEW CAPITALIST ARMY RECRUITING FROM SECRET NAZI MOON COLONY
THE LEFTIST ORIGINS OF THE THIRD REICH
BRIDGET MACBAY SILENCED BY NEW WORLD ORDER
Harper's wrong here, she has to be. Atompilz and Bridget MacBay aren't patriots, they're monsters, and MacBay deserves to die in Germany. Everyone deserves to die, Bridget. Transistor? Which one are you? Why is your sink a snake again?
BUY GOLD
FOXWOODS SNIPER NEW WORLD ORDER?
WHY HASN'T THE FOXWOODS SNIPER BEEN BROUGHT TO JUSTICE?
INSANE
AMERICA WENT INSANE
PICANO UNDER CIA MIND CONTROL?
INTRODUCTION TO MURRAY ROTHBARD
ANARCHO-CAPITALISM FOR DUMMIES
You reread "Egalitarianism as a Revolt against Nature" and Other Essays cover to cover. You don't think that you actually read it. You're on the last page, but you don't remember any of it. The sink is a sink. The light threads wind around your stomach.
AGORISM: THE ULTIMATE WEAPON AGAINST THE REPTILIANS
GAMES WORKSHOP: ILLUMINATI-CONSCIOUS?
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, TRANSISTOR
THEY'RE GOING TO STERILIZE YOU
You need to get out, and you can't move. Your vision is blurry, you're having trouble breathing. You feel sick. It's not withdrawal, it's not anxiety, it's what they did to you.
"ANTI-SEMITISM": THE LATEST TACTIC OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER
JAPAN FALLS TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER
THE POWER OF THE MIND
US PSYCHIC WARFARE PROGRAM DISCOVERED
BREAK DOWN, TRANSISTOR
please, it's your dad
i love you
what are you doing?
You hear that droning sound again. It's softer.
THEY'RE GOING TO STERILIZE YOU
IT'S GONNA COLLAPSE
EVERYONE IS DYING SLOWLY
FATE SAVE ME
You should jump off of a building, for real this time.
UNITED STATES PREPARING NUCLEAR STRIKE ON WORLDWIDE REPUBLIC
BUY FALLOUT SHELTER SUPPLIES
BUY IODINE
Where will you be when the world ends? You buy more gold and drink two more glasses of Mountain Dew. It's the original kind, so it's just regular lemon-lime but with caffeine added in. Caffeine is good. You're good. You're going to jump off of a building.
CAPITALIST REVOLUTION INCOMING
UNIFIED THEORY DEVELOPED BY LIBERTARIAN GENIUS
i love you, transistor, please, just speak to me, i've called you five times, pick up the phone, it's your dad
You start walking towards the elevator, pep in your step and step in your pep. The floor is lava but it doesn't burn.
TELEPHONES BUGGED BY WORLDWIDE REPUBLIC SECRET POLICE
LITTLE GREEN MEN FOUND IN UTAH DESERT WITH SPACESHIP
HARPER SUGAR STANDS TALL
PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE INVENTED WITH REPTILIAN TECHNOLOGY: ANTICHRIST PLOT?
HARPER SUGAR IS NOT THE ANTICHRIST
BUY CRYPTO
BUY GOLD
On your phone, you buy more gold.
transistor
please, you're my little girl
it's dad
please
Oh, that's what the droning noise is. You drop your phone on the floor and enter the elevator. Today is the day that you fly. You're going to die so the Reptilians can't use Project Spacewalk to make you kill Daisy Holland. You are the Foxwoods Sniper. You are the Foxwoods Sniper.
why aren't you picking up the phone
HARPER SUGAR UNDER ATTACK BY COMMIE LIBERALS
ALEX JONES FAKED HIS OWN DEATH
HARPER SUGAR KNOWS EVERYTHING
You exit the elevator and stand in front of the alarmed door to the roof.
BOBBY KENNEDY'S SECOND COMING?
LOOK TO THE SKIES
CALLIOPE ANDERSON SECRET ASSASSINATION
COMMIE DEATH SQUADS
FIRE WALKERS
SPACEWALK
You push through and hear machines screaming. You run towards the ledge. A pigeon scatters from your feet, you trip on your own feet, you hit the ground, you're scraped, you're bleeding, you can't die, you have to die, not now, forever, god
YOU'RE SPACEWALKING
DEAR GOD IT HURTS
PLEASE HARPER, SAVE ME
FBI DEMONOLOGY
CIA WARLOCKS?
You lie there, on the roof, unable to move your limbs. The sun is rising. You're up here. The aliens can't get you. Soros can't get you. You can't get you. You want to get you. You see the threads as they connect every building to every other building. It's a yarn metropolis.
EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED