Update 51: BlueAnon
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Studying the Shitheads
Caitlyn "Texas Red" Weiss
Goof Times Podcasting Collective
Part 1: Harper Sugar Drove Everyone's Mom Insane
Caitlyn "Texas Red" Weiss
Goof Times Podcasting Collective
Part 1: Harper Sugar Drove Everyone's Mom Insane
Texas Red said:A question I get asked a lot is why the Christofash or Atompilz were...weirdly non-conspiratorial. Before ACW II, people on the Right were into some really crazy stuff, right? Qanon, COVID denialism, Transvestigations, that kinda thing. Like, weren't Atompilz and the Christofash pretty vanilla? Sure, the Christofash wanted to abolish modern technology, supposedly. Still, you'd think they'd be Q-pilled, right? As for Atompilz, Nazis love conspiracies, so why was Atompilz only into the Jewish Question? Plus, after the Revolution, the libertarians and remnants of the Right have been putting out conspiracy after conspiracy from Big Island. Where was the wacky shit during the war?
Well, to understand why, you have to understand why the two major right-wing extremist factions didn't end up going totally batshit. Basically, the Christofash, they were led by a pretty educated elite. Strecker and Werkner both came out of Yale, and they were both true believers. Their conspiracies were more stuff about academia, the Cathedral, secularism, the Antichrist, that kind of thing. They didn't have room for the really wacky stuff because they were Very Serious People with Very Serious Ideas, and they both associated Qanon-style stuff with crazy people. Of course, they had a lot of Q-pilled people in their lower ranks, and they also butchered people with swords that one time, but Strecker and Werkner thought they were above it and tried to promote clear-headed traditional Christian Dominionist neoreactionary bullshit.
Then, there's Atompilz, and the truth is that Atompilz actually was deep into the conspiracy sphere. In fact, Atompilz contributed a lot to the post-war conspiracy milieu. It's just that the stuff they talked about: Zionism, the Bohemian Grove, the Frankfurt School, "Open Borders for Israel", the esoteric Hitlerism and overt Satanism they were so infamous for, and so on wasn't really that interesting to the media. It was mostly the Satanism that got people's attention, and there's a case to be made that the Satanism was kind of a flex on Strecker, a fundie Christian, since it was Atompilz that was really pulling the strings.
Basically, Atompilz was too caught in its own bullshit to get into the weird stuff you've heard of, and the Christofash thought they were too good for it. Still, if you've been in the radioactive ruins of what used to be the majority of Denver territory west of the Mississipi, you'll know that the people there are dealing with a lot of mediocre anti-conspiracist education and media fact-checking. It was in Ashley's territory that real bastards like Harper Sugar made their names, not in Christer or Atompilz territory. Still, those weren't the main reasons that people like Harper didn't ruin Christer or Nazi lives.
In Atompilz or Christofash territory, the conspiracy theories were state-supported: They were orthodoxy. Meanwhile, in the Denver Government, everyone was just saying whatever the fuck stupid things they wanted. Was Obama secretly a horse? Probably not, but you could find people in Denver who made their living trying to claim he was the reincarnation of Caligula's. Ashley spent a lot of time trying to suppress the conspiracy theorists, often with lethal force when they'd riot, but the thing is that that just made the conspiracies look more legit, you know?
Ashley's really botched repression only made the conspiracy-world into a counterculture, and so anyone who wanted to fight against Ashley's "normal centrist" junta had a pretty high chance of getting sucked into Hollow Earth and Moon landing theories because that was who was fighting against Ashley. A lot of these ideas were also...really pretty gross. Lots of coded antisemitism, stuff about trans people, stuff about "grooming", plus the fun stuff like Obama being an evil horse or Ronald Reagan coming back from the dead. Then, there was her (probable) identity as BlueAnon, where Harper Sugar made her name.
BlueAnon was the nickname of an anonymous poster on AmericaForum—which was a shitty 4chan clone/forum thing created by the Denver Government as a substitute for social media—who claimed that Calliope Anderson was behind something called "Project Blue Seraph". Basically, she was going to fake a Second Coming if she won the ACW II, and then use it to bring about a New Age dictatorship with her as the False Prophet and Al Ashley as the Antichrist. Aya Courtney was also going to be involved. Honestly, I can kinda see Aya Courtney as an agent of the Antichrist. She is a natural living weirdo, and she's a Scientologist. She's not even the Kendra Oswald kind of Scientologist where you get out of the cult and just worship L. Ron Hubbard on your own. She's the fully-blown kind.
Actually, you know what? Calliope Anderson might be the False Prophet, too.
Weiss laughs.
Anyway, yeah. We don't really know much about Harper Sugar before the war, since a lot of her records just aren't available anymore. All I could find was that she had two siblings, that she hired a personal assistant for a bit who accused her of unethical business practices, and that her father was a Senior Vice President at Shell Oil. It's always the kids with the oil money. She grew up surrounded by wealth and privilege in Colorado Spring and went to this rich-kid school until at around twenty-five she started allegedly making up this BlueAnon person online.
So, BlueAnon was allegedly a high-ranking officer in the Boston Government's Air Force. I can't say for certain that BlueAnon wasn't that, but, like, what do you think? The one thing that makes me really suspicious is that every time I see Harper Sugar, it seems like she's barely concealing, like, this burning hatred for the entire universe, and BlueAnon absolutely typed like that. Harper still hasn't owned up to the BlueAnon alleged hoax, and there's a lot of people that still believe that she "discovered" it rather than her staging the whole thing on AmericaForum.
People really did believe the end was coming, and Ashley's brutal crackdowns and attempts to ensure control made him being the Antichrist kinda click with people. It was a big conspiracy theory. When Calliope Anderson nuked Denver and Sacramento's territories completely, the BlueAnon people who survived mostly assumed that the nuking was actually a way to simulate the Rapture for Project Blue Seraph. Of course, it was in Hawaii that she went from warlord state conspiracist to disinfo merchant goddess, which we'll cover after the products and services advertised by these companies.
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Update 52: Never Have I Ever
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