Gendo Ikari - An Elementary School Principal

[Insufficient Dakka]

Does change the fact that he needs therapy and is like, 16 years old.

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17-19

 

[Hyacinthium]

17-19

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Still not all that suitable for the job.

 

[Arcus]

Does change the fact that he needs therapy and is like, 16 years old. Counselor also implies some manner of training be done, which he doesn't really have.

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*Takes rational decision making behind the shed and shoots it dead*

This is a crack quest. Such considerations as age and professional qualifications are utterly irrelevant.

 

[Simulium Novitius]

*Takes rational decision making behind the shed and shoots it dead*

This is a crack quest. Such considerations as age and professional qualifications are utterly irrelevant.

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Well, they are slightly relevant.

But yeah, this should be going back to crack next update.

 

[Arcus]

So, question. Will the NGE pilots be elementary school pupils?

Well, they are slightly relevant.

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See, that's where being really good at motivation comes in.

But seeing as this school probably runs on anime logic (at least in part), professional training and age are not considerations.

Otherwise, just about every giant robot anime protagonist would have to be fired from their jobs.

 

[Heaven Canceler]

*Looks and sees no one interested in Yuuko Ichihara as a councellor*

Meh, bad luck I guess.

 

[Simulium Novitius]

So, question. Will the NGE pilots be elementary school pupils?



See, that's where being really good at motivation comes in.

But seeing as this school probably runs on anime logic (at least in part), professional training and age are not considerations.

Otherwise, just about every giant robot anime protagonist would have to be fired from their jobs.

Click to shrink...

Yes, they will be students.

Shinji and Rei will be living at Gendos place.

Which he has not been to once so far.

But his wife has.

*awkward silence*

Almost feel bad for the guy.

 

[prince84]

[X] Janitor - Lu-Tze - Discworld

[X] Security Guard - Chuck Norris

[X] Secretary - Pepper Pots - Marvel

[X] School Councilor - Dr. Yamada - Worm

 

[Simulium Novitius]

Ok, vote tally, and I will update today, assuming nothing extreme happens.

 

[Simulium Novitius]

Preview:

"So...what do you guys want to play?" Shinji asked a tired looking Guts.

"I don't know...how about dodge ball?" Guts asked.

"No way." Ryuko muttered, and they all remembered her being smacked in the face by a dozen rubber balls.

Shepard snickered, and Auska said one word.

"Kickball."

Shepard stopped, and started saying no.

"The ball always flies over the building." At that, Samus blushed.

"How about hide and go seek?" Horus asked, and everyone, including those listening in on the conversation, screamed.

"NO!!"

"Whoa, sorry!" Horus said quickly.

Tsukune raised his hand, and asked a question.

"Why?"

Everyone just looked at Rei, Ray, and Rey Ikari.

They just smiled back.

"We don't talk about it." Shinji said politly.

"It took weeks to get back to normal." Asuka muttered.

 

[MoonlightSpark]

Well this bodes well.

 

[SlyOverlord]

Horus is here!?

Luckily the Big E can keep him in check this time. After all, everyone knows that he is the best father ever!! Just ask Magnus, Angron, and Lorgar.

 

[Greek Fire]

This will be fantastic.

 

[ScrewFate]

Vote tally:
##### 3.21
[X] Janitor - Lu-Tze - Discworld
No. of votes: 4
veekie
ScrewFate
Dark Ness
ziizo

[X] Janitor - Ford Cruller - Psychonauts
No. of votes: 1
justinkal

[X] Security Guard - General Iroh - Avatar: The Last Airbender
No. of votes: 1
justinkal

[X] Front End Secretary - Benjamin Franklin - Real Life
No. of votes: 1
justinkal

[X] School Councilor - Aikuro Mikisugi - Kill la Kill
No. of votes: 1
justinkal

[X]Councilor -Kiyojiro Bando- Kamen Rider Gaim
No. of votes: 1
ScrewFate

[X] Security Guard- Yoko Minato/Kamen Rider Malika -Kamen Rider Gaim
No. of votes: 1
ScrewFate

[X] Secretary - Hieda No Akyuu -Touhou
No. of votes: 3
ScrewFate
Heaven Canceler
MHLord

[X] Janitor- Maachi Hisakawa- Best Student Council
No. of votes: 1
Irenicus

[X] Security- The Lady of Pain- Dungeons and Dragons
No. of votes: 1
Irenicus

[X] Secretary- Pepper Pots- Iron Man
No. of votes: 1
Irenicus

[X] Councilor-Jessica Yamada- Worm
No. of votes: 2
Irenicus
Lilithium

[X] Janitor - Gordon Davenport - Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
No. of votes: 5
D.D. Spectator
moon-llama
Hadiz
Bondo
Ramble

[X] Security Guard - Chuck Norris
No. of votes: 6
D.D. Spectator
moon-llama
Dark Ness
Hadiz
Bondo
Ramble

[X] Secretary - Pepper Pots - Marvel
No. of votes: 5
D.D. Spectator
moon-llama
Dark Ness
ziizo
Ramble

[X] Councilor - Kamina - Gurren Lagann
No. of votes: 5
D.D. Spectator
moon-llama
Hadiz
Bondo
Ramble

[X] School Councilor - Dr. Yamada - Worm
No. of votes: 2
Dark Ness
ziizo

[X] Janitor - Gankoomon (Digimon)
No. of votes: 1
Heaven Canceler

[X] Security Guard - Whitebeard (One Piece)
No. of votes: 2
Heaven Canceler
ziizo

[X] School Councillor - Yuuko Ichihara (xxxHolic)
No. of votes: 1
Heaven Canceler

[X] Secretary - Hieda No Akyuu -Touhou's
No. of votes: 2
Hadiz
Bondo

[X] Janitor - Waluigi
No. of votes: 1
MHLord

[X] Councilor - @Lilithium
No. of votes: 1
MHLord

[X] Security Guard- Taurus Aldebaran(Saint Seiya)
No. of votes: 1
MHLord

[X] School Counselor - Kamina (TTGL)
No. of votes: 1
Arcus2611

[X] Contessa (Worm). Path to Victory also works for being a janitor.
No. of votes: 1
Arcus2611