Okay, so, that battle was good television but in military history terms it was rather silly. Like, we all know the things that were silly about it, in aggregate as a group; so I don't feel the need to go through it or belabour the points further. Indeed I scrolled through just now, rather than reading your posts (which I'm sure are lovely), because I just watched the episode and wanted to put down my thoughts before I go to sleep.
I found it silly from the opposite angle: the narrative end.

It was quite clear what was going to happen, and you were always waiting for it.

The issues with Littlefinger teleporting his army- which I've whined about enough I think- are just a little cherry on top.

And I don't buy any of the fan theories about Sansa setting up the battle that way either. That's a bit much.
 
So what world exists where dead on battlefields end up piled 30 feet high? That's not how that works.
 
Despite complaints of being a villain sue, Ramsay actually isn't as good as he thinks he is. He kills his own men with crossfire, bails when things get rough, and kills his only bargaining chip for giggles.
Firstly, his entire army basically got instantly slaughtered to a man. Bailing was literally the only option he had.

Secondly, the Starks & friends had demonstrated that they weren't going to bargain for Rickon. Goading Jon into doing something stupid was a far better use of Rickon than holding onto him until.....??? happens.
 
The point is Ramsay Sue sucks at military strategy but still almost triumphs if it wasn't for Littlefinger pulling a Gandalf
Well to be fair, Jon also sucks at military strategy and does the one thing he's told not to do by the one person who has any first hand knowledge of what they're up against.
 
Well to be fair, Jon also sucks at military strategy and does the one thing he's told not to do by the one person who has any first hand knowledge of what they're up against.
Which makes me shake my head at people who mock Sansa for complaining about not being advised and then not telling him what to change. The one thing she told him not to do, he did. Had he listened to her and not fallen for Ramsay's bait, he could have forced Ramsay to come to him, or at least drag the pre-battle bullshit long enough for the Vale forces to come and smash Ramsay without first losing a ton of people in a suicidal charge into a larger force.


By all means, people should feel free to critisize Sansa for not telling Jon about the Vale, but she did give him the one advice that could have turned the battle into a stomp in the Stark's favor if he had listened.
 
Something to keep in mind: Ramsay was on high ground (as far as I could tell), had better bows (well, sort-of: Each side had longbows, but Ramsay's looked to be entirely composed of such versus the majority of short bows brought by the Wildlings), and had a fortification to his back. Outside him declaring a charge across the uneven field just 'cause, he would not have needed to take the fight to Jon's forces. Being Ramsay he might have, but the most probable scenario was always "Jon's forces advance under a rain of arrows before meeting Ramsay's on his terms".

Thankfully, Ramsay's own terms were utter shit even accounting his men's unwavering loyalty / morale.
 
Something to keep in mind: Ramsay was on high ground (as far as I could tell), had better bows (well, sort-of: Each side had longbows, but Ramsay's looked to be entirely composed of such versus the majority of short bows brought by the Wildlings), and had a fortification to his back. Outside him declaring a charge across the uneven field just 'cause, he would not have needed to take the fight to Jon's forces. Being Ramsay he might have, but the most probable scenario was always "Jon's forces advance under a rain of arrows before meeting Ramsay's on his terms".

Thankfully, Ramsay's own terms were utter shit even accounting his men's unwavering loyalty / morale.
Except Jon falls for a really obvious trap that pulls him out of position and puts him in range of the enemy arrows. A trap he was told to expect and still fell for. Thing is Davos explained that Ramsey needed to defeat Jon if he was to hold the North. Jon could have just sat there and Ramsey would have had to come to him to show that he wasn't the coward Jon called him. Ramsey isn't a creature of restraint, he would be easy to goad into a charge. Instead Jon let him play his mind games and nearly lost instantly because of it. After seeing the Sansa scene I thought when Ramsey sent Rickon running after Jon, Jon would have stayed with his lines knowing it was a trap and pissing Ramsey off that he didn't get to see Jon suffer. That would have made some sense.
 
Which makes me shake my head at people who mock Sansa for complaining about not being advised and then not telling him what to change. The one thing she told him not to do, he did. Had he listened to her and not fallen for Ramsay's bait, he could have forced Ramsay to come to him, or at least drag the pre-battle bullshit long enough for the Vale forces to come and smash Ramsay without first losing a ton of people in a suicidal charge into a larger force.


By all means, people should feel free to critisize Sansa for not telling Jon about the Vale, but she did give him the one advice that could have turned the battle into a stomp in the Stark's favor if he had listened.

Yes, he should have just sat there and watched his brother get shot to death right in front of him, but he didn't for very understandable reasons. His mistake was very human, even if it was obviously a blatant mistake. So, many people aren't going to be very insistent on calling him out for it.
 
Which makes me shake my head at people who mock Sansa for complaining about not being advised and then not telling him what to change. The one thing she told him not to do, he did. Had he listened to her and not fallen for Ramsay's bait, he could have forced Ramsay to come to him, or at least drag the pre-battle bullshit long enough for the Vale forces to come and smash Ramsay without first losing a ton of people in a suicidal charge into a larger force.


By all means, people should feel free to critisize Sansa for not telling Jon about the Vale, but she did give him the one advice that could have turned the battle into a stomp in the Stark's favor if he had listened.
Objectively you're right. The framing of the scene was still funny though.

I mean, it's more foreshadowing than anything so you can see why Jon wouldn't really feel enlightened.
 
Yes, he should have just sat there and watched his brother get shot to death right in front of him, but he didn't for very understandable reasons. His mistake was very human, even if it was obviously a blatant mistake. So, many people aren't going to be very insistent on calling him out for it.
Thing is, once he failed to grab Rickon he should have turned right around and gunned it for his army. Continuing to charge at Ramsay's army solo was suicidal.
 
Yes, he should have just sat there and watched his brother get shot to death right in front of him, but he didn't for very understandable reasons. His mistake was very human, even if it was obviously a blatant mistake. So, many people aren't going to be very insistent on calling him out for it.
I mean the issue is that he was told outright to not fall for the trap and he did anyway. It made Sansa's warning seem totally wasted and empty. It would have been more effective for Jon to start to run, than stop when he realized what was happening and just wait watching, which would piss Ramsey off since he likes watching people suffer and make him act rashly.
 
Thing is, once he failed to grab Rickon he should have turned right around and gunned it for his army. Continuing to charge at Ramsay's army solo was suicidal.
That's the sane and rational option. But here's the thing, people, particularly people like Jon who's been in a bad way since he, you know, died, don't always make the most rational decisions when they see their brother murdered in front of them.
 
Honestly the thing that bothered me the most about the battle was that the Stark coalition would have been competitive even after Jon's big mistake if the Giant had bothered to pick up something as simple as a big log. Wun-Wun should have, by all rights, annihilated everything and everything in front of him like it wasn't there, pikemen or not.
 
Yeah Wun Wun should have done more. Like he could have broken that pike formation just by falling on it.

That's the sane and rational option. But here's the thing, people, particularly people like Jon who's been in a bad way since he, you know, died, don't always make the most rational decisions when they see their brother murdered in front of them.
I agree, and it turned out Jon really did have a deathwish. He rediscovered his will to live during the battle.

That's great art, but not great battle tactics :V

Would've been nice to have Jon act like a battle commander though. Did he even shout one order to anybody?
 
Honestly the thing that bothered me the most about the battle was that the Stark coalition would have been competitive even after Jon's big mistake if the Giant had bothered to pick up something as simple as a big log. Wun-Wun should have, by all rights, annihilated everything and everything in front of him like it wasn't there, pikemen or not.
Or just kicked over the stack of dead that was the only thing preventing them from escaping the pikes and flanking them. Seriously I can't get over how stupid that whole thing was. At no time in human history have the dead in a battle stack up like that in an open field. It defies all logic and physics and honestly I don't understand how that was meant to happen.
 
Thing is, once he failed to grab Rickon he should have turned right around and gunned it for his army. Continuing to charge at Ramsay's army solo was suicidal.

I thought about that myself - it seemed to me that Ramsay's archers anticipated he'd retreat - note that when he charges his horse forward, most of the arrows fall the other way. Its possible that if he had turned around he'd have been killed.

Of course, he got his horse shot out from under him anyway, because the show doesn't have awesome barded destriers like the books does :(
 
Last edited:
I thought about that myself - it seemed to me that Ramsay's archers anticipated he'd retreat - note that when he charges his horse forward, most of the arrows fall the other way. Its possible that if he had turned around he'd have been killed.

Of course, he got his horse shot out from under him anyway, because the show doesn't have awesome barded destriers like the books does :(
Even if they did Jon's forces didn't even have armor for the people, much less the horses.
 
I thought about that myself - it seemed to me that Ramsay's archers anticipated he'd retreat - note that when he charges his horse forward, most of the arrows fall the other way. Its possible that if he had turned around he'd have been killed.
There was quite a long lull between Rickon getting hit by Ramsay's arrow and Ramsay ordering his archers to fire a volley. Like time where Jon was just standing there, staring daggers at Ramsay who was smirking.

Then again that's probably just arty farty cinema.
 
Back
Top