"I'm making you get the rubies to recharge that," Mother remarks darkly. "The screen labeled 'FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY' wasn't for decoration."
We can probably use Upgrade to change any sort of carbon based gem from whatever they were into rubies. We can probably Overclock them to make them better at recharging the car as well. Actually, if the car uses a destructive from of fuel conversion all at once on them to refill its capacitor we might even be able to use our Rewind function on them as well.
You were wrong. Skye utterly demolishes you. How she knew the game mechanics, you don't know. Did some people use her space to play video games or something?
We really need to give that game a few different settings to make it harder for preknowledge of it to make it easier to thrash us in it. Maybe something like a basic improvement and then reasoning about how not having a On/Off switch for that upgrade is worse then being able to chose whether or not to have it?

Actually, we should look into ourputting some mods based off of that trick.
Upgrade best power. Also, I think I know why so few powers get control privileges. And am quite glad that's the case.

I'd be up for letting Upgrade play Life: Evelyn Edition every once in a while. Especially if we can help guide her while she does so, similar to how she can communicate with us. That's an idea that might be useful for helping educate powers as to how to avoid property damage, and possibly even why they should do so.

Worst-case scenario, we tell Upgrade she's playing a stealth game. Like Thief, or something like that, rather than the "there are no witnesses if there's nobody to witness your actions" kind. Like how some people play Hitman.
We can probably outsource a lot of the work on getting her to understand what should and what shouldn't be destroyed to optimise her game run to r/Outside.
 
[X] We want to be able to poke Upgrade to like, avoid collateral damage. Is that a mode Assuming Direct Control has?
-[X] If so, we're tentatively in favor of letting her have a cape identity, but would like her to do some fire and rescue training? And demolitions, so she knows how to safely take down a building if she needs to, and what to avoid in the meantime.

Might change it later once more ideas are thrown around, but for now I agree with the sentiment of not going out tonight, but doing it some time once Upgrade is ready for it.
 
[X] Offer Upgrade a position as your super-powered evil side when you're a magical girl.
-[X] She'd still have to keep collateral damage under control, people get actually angry about that kind of thing, but the villain having a 100% adorable super-powered evil side should throw Julia and Ayna for an amusing loop.
 
Dyson sphere? Nah, just lock up the sun u til it apologises for sun burns.
"Sphere that filters out UV light that's around the sun" and "Dyson sphere" are pretty similar concepts.
We can probably outsource a lot of the work on getting her to understand what should and what shouldn't be destroyed to optimise her game run to r/Outside.
I dunno about leaving something like that to reddit. Or the internet in-general. If we're not careful, it could end...poorly. Like all those Chat AI that got corrupted by the internet.
 
[X] We want to be able to poke Upgrade to like, avoid collateral damage. Is that a mode Assuming Direct Control has?
-[X] If so, we're tentatively in favor of letting her have a cape identity, but would like her to do some fire and rescue training? And demolitions, so she knows how to safely take down a building if she needs to, and what to avoid in the meantime.

I like this plan. Not sure how much it will help, though. Also, either voting is quiet or the tally is doing weird things.
 
[X] Let Upgrade have an official Cape identity to play around with. Injuries can be healed and damage repaired; so long as she slowly improves and doesn't do anything too awful, you don't see why you should deny her something fun and educational.
- [X] But her first outing will have to wait until you've made arrangements. You're going to want at least one of your sisters to go with her, to start with, and she will have to listen to their advice.
 
Fragmentation updated!



Sorry, had to get that out :p

"...And seriously, is she already a magical girl? Her voice has the thing going for it already."

Skye matches Ayna's smile. You and Julia both facepalm behind the backs of your socially-inept companions.

"In a manner of speaking, yes, I am."
Confirmation that magical girls have colored text speech. Hier, the Princess Voices and Pregonitor also have colored text, so perhaps it denotes the ability to use magic (Or whatever energy they use)?

You get the feeling you could do this, but Upgrade would rather you leave the specifics to her when modifying your body.
In that case, proposed Project:

[ ][Project] Upgrade your body.
-[ ] Preform an upgrade on your everything. Don't leave anything out; if it's upgradable, upgrade it. Leave the specifics to Upgrade, but make sure you that your basic needs (sleep, food, etc..) are also reduced (i.e need less sleep, less food, less oxygen, etc.).

Of course, we'll probably want to wait until we discover what Mom isn't telling us before doing this, and maybe until after we change into Upgraded Magical Girls, but this project is one we have to preform soon. It's just too useful, generic as it is.



As for the current vote...

[X] Offer Upgrade a position as your super-powered evil side when you're a magical girl.
-[X] She'd still have to keep collateral damage under control, people get actually angry about that kind of thing, but the villain having a 100% adorable super-powered evil side should throw Julia and Ayna for an amusing loop.

This has to happen :tongue:
 
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Hmm, about the super powered evil side vote... In what circumstances would we be unleashing our superpowered evil side during a magical girl fight? Doesn't that sort of thing usually only come out when the hero is heavily wounded/in desperate circumstances?
 
This is why we look over things before giving them to her?

Curious: How do you propose doing that when she's always monitoring the world through your senses? You're not even sure she understands the concept of privacy.

Fortunately, you don't really feel you need it.

EDIT: This wasn't intended as sarcasm. I can think of at least one way (using IC knowledge only) to filter the content she sees.
 
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Curious: How do you propose doing that when she's always monitoring the world through your senses? You're not even sure she understands the concept of privacy.

Fortunately, you don't really feel you need it.

EDIT: This wasn't intended as sarcasm. I can think of at least one way (using IC knowledge only) to filter the content she sees.
Asking her? Asking Progenitor? Both would be able, and BestPower should be willing, even if she doesn't understand.
 
Curious: How do you propose doing that when she's always monitoring the world through your senses? You're not even sure she understands the concept of privacy.

Fortunately, you don't really feel you need it.

EDIT: This wasn't intended as sarcasm. I can think of at least one way (using IC knowledge only) to filter the content she sees.
I mean, I know she's always watching, but like, before we explicitly point her at any given bit of advice.
 
Okay, firstly, yay, updates! Updates are good updates. Secondly:

You can't remember anything of the car ride home. Literally. The last thing you recall before standing back in your entryway was climbing into Mother's car. Considering your new superpower devoted to such, you're pretty sure Progenitor might've meddled with time or something else along those lines.

Fortunately, your family seems just as uncomfortable as you are.

"Since when were we home?" Celes asks oddly.

Surprisingly, it's your father who raises his hand.

"That one's on me, sorry. Our car AC broke and I decided I wasn't going to subject you guys to that bullshit."

"...But..."

"Since when is teleportation one of your powers?" Celes explodes. "Why have you never done this for us before? Remember that one unholy day at the zoo?"

Your father places one hand over his heart and mimes a wound.

"It's our car that has the teleporter, silly. I'm just the one who pressed the button."

"I'm making you get the rubies to recharge that," Mother remarks darkly. "The screen labeled 'FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY' wasn't for decoration."

Did I tell anyone on this site that story recently? I remember telling someone, but I just went over literally everything I've posted on this thread, and basically most others, and can't see it, so, uh.

Because my dad did this- or, I mean, not actually teleport the car (I'm like 99.7% sure), but like when I was a small child, I always had a really hard time staying awake whenever I wasn't doing anything, and this went for plays, school assemblies, or, in fact, car rides. And we had to cross a bridge to get home from basically anywhere, and I always fell asleep before we got to the bridge going either direction, so that means I was never awake to verify- whenever we had to drive over the bridge I was always trying to, you know, stay awake and look at the scenery and whatnot, and I always asked dad if I missed the bridge or if we hadn't got to it yet, to get a sense of where we were and all. And he always told me that 'oh yeah, we flew over the bridge, with this button right here' and pointed to the hazard lights button, you know, for emergency use only, and he said it with such a straight face that it was years (and I think several attempts at google) before I was reasonably sure he was just messing with me about the matter. Years, during which I was low-key uncertain whether or not we did have a button in the car that just sort of made it fly.

So yeah, this bit, very relatable, A+, that's an incredibly dad-thing to do.

Even if he looks human on the outside, he is just as alien as modern superpowers are.



Add that to the list of questions- if these are modern superpowers, what were the old type?

Also:

"Oh, do be quiet, Mary. I hardly think violence is the answer."

If Princesses lose their names, why's this one Mary? The others don't call each other by Heir's nicknames for them, but they call this one 'Mary', and I'm curious as to why.

Finally, vote:

[X] We want to be able to poke Upgrade to like, avoid collateral damage. Is that a mode Assuming Direct Control has?
-[X] If so, we're tentatively in favor of letting her have a cape identity, but would like her to do some fire and rescue training? And demolitions, so she knows how to safely take down a building if she needs to, and what to avoid in the meantime.

Because learning how to not accidentally the surroundings takes priority. We can think through a solid plan for what kind of cape identity shenanigans to engage with later; we're still in the process of our own, I think, yeah?
 
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[X] We want to be able to poke Upgrade to like, avoid collateral damage. Is that a mode Assuming Direct Control has?
-[X] If so, we're tentatively in favor of letting her have a cape identity, but would like her to do some fire and rescue training? And demolitions, so she knows how to safely take down a building if she needs to, and what to avoid in the meantime.

Going out tonight requires us to actually design the new identity and costume beforehand, so nope.

By the way, when we fulfill one of Progenitor's quests and are offered a reward, can we please ask for something like
Any effect like True Sight that references our true selves fails unless we would consider it benevolent.​
This skips the "You're a monster!" arc when True Sight comes into play and might purge a few spells from our mother which she never mentioned.
 
If we're ever asked to rescue a cat from a tree we should try a more permanent solution.

Cats climb trees to hunt and explore, while they are very good at climbing they have difficulty getting down that hampers these goals, if they could glide it would make them able to get down easier and aid the overall goal of exploration and hunting. Upgrade.
 
If we're ever asked to rescue a cat from a tree we should try a more permanent solution.

Cats climb trees to hunt and explore, while they are very good at climbing they have difficulty getting down that hampers these goals, if they could glide it would make them able to get down easier and aid the overall goal of exploration and hunting. Upgrade.
A) That would upgrade that specific cat
B) Wht would anyone ask us to get a cat off a tree?
 
B) Wht would anyone ask us to get a cat off a tree?

Well, there are a couple abusive weirdos who put cats in trees just so they can get autographs, footage of any rescue, or adorable pictures of Capes holding cats. The most-viewed video on MewTube (with a ratio of 34% Dislikes and numerous angry comments) is one of a cat being fished out of a tree by some flying Builder or another— annnd having the terrified feline claw their face until the kitty was dropped to the ground unharmed. The cat in question immediately began licking itself to get the taint of human off while the Builder swore profusely in the background.
 
We dont need to upgrade every cat, only the ones caught in trees, if that turns out to be enough to establish a stable breed that's not our problem.
I suspect there are laws against creating new genetically modified species and those laws are heavily enforced to prevent everyone from messing up the biosphere. If we make a breed of supercats then we would probably have to pay a lot to the government and various foundations for protecting native birds and other wildlife.
 
If we're ever asked to rescue a cat from a tree we should try a more permanent solution.

Cats climb trees to hunt and explore, while they are very good at climbing they have difficulty getting down that hampers these goals, if they could glide it would make them able to get down easier and aid the overall goal of exploration and hunting. Upgrade.
Cats are already very effective ambush predators. And are known to at least occasionally jump down onto people's heads. Giving them the ability to glide will allow them to more easily drop down on both prey, and people's heads. This is not a good plan. Also, depending on the cat, they may be too heavy to actually glide.
 
What if cats just got even more shock absorbency in their bodies so they could safely jump down from basically any height?

Or maybe just give cats the ability to fuck gravity so whatever is under their feet is the direction 'down'. Then they could just stroll down trees. Or up buildings. It would be very Cheshire cat.
 
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