Midget Crowbel took the key from her pocket and slid it into the door. The lounge wasn't particularly special, and it wasn't even restricted to the three of them. They'd simply only had three of the keys made and each had kept one. But anyone could make a key and use the lounge if they wanted … it was just that no one had, and over the decades the small room with its archaic, physically-locked door had become known as the private lounge of the three admirals. Some of the rumors she'd heard had made her shake her head, others had made her chuckle, and all of them had made her wonder if the people telling them had realized that the room was just as susceptible to monitoring from Security as any other room in Headquarters.
She sighed as she entered a dimly-lit room. "First one here again, Largo. Don't you ever do any work around here?" A deep voice chuckled as the still-muscular, thick-bearded man leaned forward over the table.
"Hah! Unlike you two, my position is strictly honorary. I don't actually have to do anything!" Midget snorted at Largo Kiel's defense and sat down at one of the three chairs around the table. The man was just as powerful as he had been all those years ago - and just as gentle, too.
"Bah. Why do we keep an old dinosaur like you around, anyway? And where is Leone? Still working?" Largo nodded and took a long drink from his heavy glass. Midget shook her head, both at their compatriot's dedication to his work and at her current companion's always-inscrutable choice of beverages.
"Yep. Helping to make sure no angle is left unexamined and that both sides get the information. That's our Judicial Advisor. And what have you been up to?" He winked at her, but she simply shook her head again.
"I think it had better wait until he gets here. I'm afraid I'll be increasing his workload." She waved off the quizzical glance she got in turn and put her head in an impromptu pillow formed by her arms. Over the past few years in particular, she was always tired, aching, or both …. She hadn't been there more than a minute or so when the quiet click of the latch sounded, however, and she sat up. She smiled back at the pale, almost washed-out man who entered - Leone Phils, the third of the three 'Legendary Admirals'. He smiled wanly and took his seat.
"I hope I have not kept you waiting." As always, his voice was quiet and polite, matching his appearance - as Largo's gruff voice matched his burly frame. Midget's voice was often kindly, but when she was being firm it barked forcefully, making her seem much larger than she really was.
"Not at all, Leone. I hope your work isn't being too demanding." He shook his head at her and gave her a friendly smile.
"Not for me, no. Of course, I seem to remember all those little things so much better than anyone else, so maybe it is just me." Midget and Largo chuckled at his little joke - Leone wasn't quite the warrior Largo was, but his encyclopedic knowledge of legal matters made him a very effective Judicial Advisor.
"Well, I'm afraid you're probably going to get a lot busier pretty soon. You remember that unknown group that was attacking the Sankt Church? Well, the actual attackers have been caught and a team's being readied to go after the main culprit." Her mouth twisted in disgust. "He's using a clone of Alicia Testarossa as his attack dog," she said, then told them about the operation. Leone sighed.
"Well, thank you for the warning, but I don't think it will be all that much trouble sorting through the case. You, on the other hand, are probably going to have a headache soon." Midget raised an eyebrow and scowled as Leone smiled. "That reporter - Korosh Manta - is back. He found out about Flandre Scarlet's return and involvement in the pirate case, and I believe he is still interested in learning more about her. You are probably going to hear from him soon." Midget snorted and rolled her eyes.
"I'm tempted to let him have his interview. If he's as annoying to her as he is to me, she'll probably do us a favor and pull his teeth out one by one." Largo tittered.
"Is he really that bad? And would she really do that?" She gave him a look.
"I certainly hope so - she's enamored with violent means and prefers to get things done and out of the way so she can get on with more important matters." Leone cocked his head and gave her an eerie smile.
"Has she charmed you as well?" She snorted.
"Not a chance," she said harshly, then sighed at her comrades' surprise at her vehemence. "… I've been thinking about Captain Grangeitz. His clone replacement, I should say. Have you looked at his medical file? He's healthier now than he's ever been. He was literally dying when he was working for Jail; cellular degeneration and a number of more mundane health problems. They're all gone, now, without issue - even the corruption in his Linker Core has been fixed! And I'm … I'm tired of waking up every day with creaky, aching joints and pain that never goes away. So I'd like to keep on her good side, if possible, even if it's only to get some relief from the pain of getting older." She waved off the concern on her comrades' faces. "Oh, don't look like that. Even without their little performance I wouldn't be interested in living forever. I just want to not hurt." She glowered at them until they gave up. Largo sighed.
"So you think you can get on her good side by forcing her into an interview with a pushy, nosy, irritating reporter?" Midget smiled toothily.
"Oh, of course not! But that girl - she doesn't crave respect, but if she isn't respected the way she ought to be, she gets annoyed. And if she can show herself on a major news network and get her perspective spread, then people will know her and who she is. And if the reporter is pushy, nosy, and irritating, she may well maim him - which would, of course, be an awful thing, but would make people fear her. And there's only a fine line between fear and respect." Leone frowned thoughtfully, but Largo continued to watch her concernedly.
"And you aren't worried about the Bureau having a madwoman openly on its staff?" She shrugged.
"If we spin it as 'easily angered' and 'overly retributive,' it's just as accurate. And as long as Enforcer Harlaown is there to moderate her behavior, it'll be fine. We just have to show that she is leashed and under control."
"Appears to be," Leone corrected quietly, and Midget turned up one hand in a gesture of acceptance. "So should I pass the reporter along to your office?"
"May as well. He may not get his interview, anyway; I have to agree to it, and then she has to agree to it. And I'm not a perfect read of character." Largo chuckled and shook his head, glad that he wasn't involved in the matter. "… Well, that's done with. What should we have for lunch?"