[X] Take Satsuki on a tour of the facility.
- [X] Then sit down and start teaching her.
- - [X] Etiquette.
You shake your head. "No, although I thank you for the offer. I did mean it when I said I would try to keep out of their way, so if they want to return to finish their meal it's probably for the better that I not be there. Besides, I have something to do!" She frowns at your cheerful grin, then bows her head.
"Alright. I … hope you and Nove get along better in the future, but you're right, it's probably not a good idea to push you two together. And - Satsuki, was it? I hope your stay is enjoyable." She bows politely.
"Th-thank you!" You glance at Satsuki and shake your head minutely at her deep bow. As Ginga leaves you wonder whether you should have said anything about Due. She was probably the one who kidnapped Vita and Verossa and used Lutecia to try and … do something to you. As far as you know, she isn't necessarily dead, and you didn't do anything immediately lethal - but if she can't fly, she'd basically be falling through the grey void between worlds until she got lucky and hit a portal. Which might not have happened yet. And even if you didn't kill her … you brought about the events that led to her vanishment, from a certain point of view. Besides, what would you gain by saying something? And should you just tell Ginga, or tell Cinque too, and leave it up to them as to whether it's a good idea to tell her sisters? You shrug; it's not like you can't tell someone later, after all. You turn to Satsuki once Ginga is back in the cafeteria.
"Well, Satsuki, come along. I'm going to show you around." She nods brightly and smiles.
"Yes, Flandre-sama!" You start by showing her around the first floor, the meeting rooms and lecture halls and offices, the medical area, the computer workroom, and so on. She looks interested, and her eyes light up when you explain that, apparently, you're supposed to be getting a computer account. Instead of showing her upstairs, however, you take her outside after finishing up the first floor. Picking her up, you ignore her frightened whimpering and fly her up high enough to show her the Combat Simulator and that you hope to be allowed to have her use it to practice, and point out the more mundane training areas. She nods appreciatively, but it's undercut somewhat by her obvious fear and the way she clutches at you. Whatever Remilia did to her while you were gone, it obviously didn't work; if you can't get her over it, you're going to have to complain to your sister. You'll probably do that anyway ….
As you descend to the top floor of Long Arch, a splash of color attracts your eye - a blotch of red hair over a glaring face. Ah. Well, as long as she doesn't cause problems for you or Satsuki, there won't be trouble. Satsuki starts apologizing for her behavior after you land, but you brush it off for the moment; it'll be something you can focus on later! There are a few offices and rooms up here, and then you descend to the second floor. Satsuki is delighted to hear about your request for slats over the bed; like you, she's satisfied with the heavy curtains, but as you suspected, the extra security would be greatly appreciated. And then you head downstairs again to find an empty meeting room. It doesn't have a wallboard you can use, unfortunately, but there is a stack of blank papers sitting by one of the computers, and a pencil is easily scrounged as well. You give them to Satsuki and have her sit down.
"Now, you don't have to use them, but we are going to cover a fairly broad category today, so it might be helpful to have a reference sheet. Have you ever had formal education in etiquette?" She frowns nervously.
"Etiquette? Like use of honorifics?" You nod.
"Among a great many other things, yes." She shakes her head and looks down at the table.
"Not … no formal education, I guess. My parents taught me, of course, but …. Have I messed up?" You smile kindly and shake your head.
"No, no - but remember, one of the things I am doing for you is educating you. While there are a number of places I could start, etiquette seems like as good a choice as any. Now, let's begin." You skip the more normal forms and jump straight to proper forms of address - the tengu are fairly notorious for their hierarchal structure, and some youkai are quite particular about how they're addressed, and simply 'being polite' to some of them can cause trouble. As your servant, it is unlikely that she would have to deal with anything herself, but it's much simpler to prevent a potential issue than it is to have it be used as a cause for political intrigue of one kind or another. And, of course, there's Reimu - the wonderful shrine maiden of paradise, the advocate of the myriad gods, et cetera and so on, capitalization frequently optional. Quite a few youkai are quite proud of their titles, and if a few are of lesser strength than Satsuki, a few of the more powerful ones become indignant if they're flubbed. And a few have particular titles they don't like being used … or certain words or phrases to avoid using around.
And, of course, all this requires a bit of explanation and history regarding the individuals in question, some of which you don't know, but it lets Satsuki know more about the people she may interact with without simply lecturing her on the history of Gensokyo. And, of course, you don't stop there - you explain about the formal titles for your sister and you, how and when it's appropriate to use them (rarely, of course), and why and how you received them, transitioning relatively smoothly into an explanation of the German and Imperial titles - not an entirely unrelated lesson, as many Belkan titles are rather similar, and the Sankt Kaiser Church probably uses some of them due to its heritage. Satsuki does make use of the papers - quite heavily, in fact, and even though her handwriting is neat and fairly small, she's already halfway through the sheets you gave her. Well, if it helps her learn everything, that's fine. You'll just have to remember that she writes down a lot of things.
Once you're through with those, however, you switch trains of thought entirely and delve into the somewhat complex details of European tableware. You really wish you had a board of some kind for this, but you make do with a sheet of paper on your own to draw the various spoons and forks and glasses on - it's not much of a problem with only Satsuki here, after all. It also keeps her from having to write everything down … although you're going to have to teach her German, too. English is not a suitable language, and you get tired of writing in Japanese. Once that subject is finished - at least, for the moment - you turn to the somewhat touchy subject of apologies. Certainly, there's a time and place for obsequiousness, but rarely with you or Remilia, and therefore it's something you're going to have to train out of her. And she's a vampire, and a pretty powerful one, so she shouldn't be doing things like that anyway! Not to mention that knowing the proper way to apologize means you don't have to apologize for failing to apologize correctly the first time, and then having to repeat the first apology correctly, and then apologizing for wasting someone's time with unnecessary apologies! You drill into her the proper forms - how polite she has to be, number of repetitions, body language and eye contact, particulars of language, and so on.
And then you settle down and bow your head. "Very good, Satsuki. I think we're done for the night." She blinks at you and looks down at her mass of notes. You take out a blood pack and thaw it for her; her eyes gleam and she downs it quickly, licking her lips satisfiedly before focusing on you once more.
"We're … done with this?" You giggle and shake your head.
"For tonight. We've barely scratched the surface of etiquette, much less gone into something really complicated like politics. You still need to learn things like which customs are going to cause or prevent offense, societal norms, what jobs and duties are expected, required, or prohibited for various ranks - and that's not even getting into cross-science discussions like orders of precedence, which really needs at least a moderate background in politics so you can do things like subtly insult someone without actually doing anything wrong by coming up with a way to put them behind someone they really should be in front of. And how to prevent accidentally insulting someone, of course, by doing that. But - like I said - we're done for tonight. You're free for now; we'll come up with a proper schedule of activities once we know what I'll be doing." Satsuki nods and smiles happily at you.
"Thank you, Flandre-sama." She stands and bows, and you bow politely back. She laughs quietly and her cheeks redden a little. "Did you know? One of the things I asked for were some textbooks so I could work on my schoolwork when I had some time!" You chuckle and shake your head, and she bows again before withdrawing. You tidy up the few things you moved and slip out as well, wondering if Satsuki even noticed that she hasn't bothered turning on any lights. Of course, she could be used to it by now …. You slip around to find a window, but you raise an eyebrow at the result you get. Still, when you find a clock, it reinforces your internal time-keeping and the night sky, showing it to be a little after one in the morning. Interesting, how you could just keep talking at Satsuki like that for so long without getting bored or tired ….
What do you do?
[ ] Get some rest - sure, it's night and you don't need it, but you'll probably be back on a day-schedule like last time.
[ ] Clone War! Fight three-against-one against your clones.
[ ] Other?