Or Junko starts scolding us and we rip out her throat.

Its like you people think we're not a murdering psychopath.

Yes, I know that last line's redundant, it deserves it.
 
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Or Junko starts scolding us and we rip out her throat.

Its like you people think we're not a murdering psychopath.
Flan is a murderous psychopath, yes, but she's not an entirely unreasonable one. Neither option is an entirely good one -- one puts us at risk of scaring the tights off Homura that we might harm Madoka (or for harming Madoka or her family), the other puts us at risk of scaring the tights off Homura that we might end up being manipulated (ha) by Oriko into (the root of the dilemma) harming Madoka -- but between the two interacting with Junko's the lesser of two evils.

The only alternative is further chaos in the store.
 
Or Junko starts scolding us and we rip out her throat.
Flan's not that crazy, she's a lady, after all.

We're perfectly capable of being civil when we want to, it's just that with the exception of Restroom Guy everyone we've tried Diplomacy with in this world has tried to kill us. We were getting along fine with Mami until she pulled a gun and started spewing all that boring morality talk.

Unless Junko intends to yell at a little girl on a busy street we'll be fine. Also I doubt she's going to buy the vampire talk without prior knowledge of the supernatural. "I can destroy anything!" "Yeah, that's nice sweetie. You have such a pretty costume." Homuhomu Kyubey and Sayaka watch the Kaname place, so even if we're somehow unable to contain ourselves around a civil host we'll be fine.
 
Honestly at this point. We are just going to raise hell and insanity for everyone and fun for us. And also is there a possibility that Flandre will unwittingly revealed magic and magical girls,witches,incubators and etc to the world.
 
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What Indeed?
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
" . . . authorities are unsure as to what caused the accident, but there are many sources claiming it to be the latest part of a strange serial murder case dubbed 'The Scarlet Killings'."

The news was quickly replaced by anime as the channel was changed, and with it Homura's attention was wrested from the television. She could feel a headache coming on, one that was becoming familiar to her rather quickly of late; ever since that vampire had come to Mitakihara, things had gone from the usual 'bad' and taken a frighteningly bizarre turn towards 'worse' -- not 'worst', admittedly, as the vampire had made it very clear having now seen her proposal about Walpurgisnacht that she was
very eager to test her might against it . . . but, it was still undeniably 'worse' and worsening.

Where earlier in the week Tomoe Mami had been incapacitated for the second time in almost as many days, now the attentions of the vampire had made it so that she was aware again -- aware, alive, and mostly-functional, despite only being a severed head. Homura desired no knowledge of how, only of how long it would take before boredom would lead to a change in state for the poor girl.

Miki Sayaka, on the other hand, was something of a wreck. Miki's abject
terror at the prospect of facing the vampire again after that disastrous encounter had been enough for her will to be broken to pieces, only for her mistress to build her back up again -- giving her renewed confidence and drive to become stronger, though no more in the name of justice; instead, Sayaka was now the official guardian of her mistress -- the person who, in the vampire's own words, was 'the first test for prospective enemies,' equated to her older sister's door guard.

Admittedly, Sayaka's new worldview led her to be somewhat less critical of the time-traveler, but the present situation made that victory a hollow one at best -- Homura was only in this position for the sake of Madoka; no more, no less.

Further spoiling her mood were the presences of the last two people Homura would want within even ten yards of Madoka: Mikuni Oriko and Kure Kirika. Apparently the oracular girl had foreseen the vampire's actions leading to this end, and had opted to -- in lieu of direct manipulation, quickly realizing that doing so would be worse than fatal -- act as a benefactor so that things would progress as they had. It was only the fact that these events
hadn't resulted in Madoka's death that stayed Homura's still-itching trigger finger -- that, and the mistress's word.

Speaking of whom, Homura's distraction had kept her from her self-appointed task; earlier, the mistress had been running low on pencil lead, so she'd spent a bit of her own money to acquire more during the day's shopping trip. Yes, Homura was still playing the role of maid; after recent events, how could she not? It was the only way she could not only ensure the vampire's cooperation come Walpurgisnacht, but also Madoka's safety. Thus, as with anything she did with Madoka's well-being in mind, Akemi Homura was doing the best she could; living alone for so long had prepared her well for the role, with maintaining the household -- cleaning, shopping, budgeting funds, the lot of it -- coming to her naturally.

Admittedly, though,
cooking remained the one domain she suffered in, but she had begrudgingly accepted lessons from the Mikuni heiress to change that. Until then, she would carefully supervise the seer's duty as a temporary chef -- she still could not completely trust her, despite the mistress's requests.

"Ah, Homura-chan, there you are!"

Speak of the devil -- no, not 'the devil'. Even now, Madoka was not a devil. She was, however -- by way of the increasingly strange and distressing circumstances that had brought this household together -- the mistress of the manor (the vampire having had no real desire for the position herself), and a vampire besides. Yes, the vampire had turned Madoka into one of her kind, and while this had rather effectively spared Madoka from the fate of being a magical girl it had also brought along its own set of challenges. More than once had Homura needed to halt time to come to Madoka's rescue with an umbrella as even now she continued to adjust to her new lifestyle; dietary restrictions, while less restrictive than one would think (roasted soybeans were taboo, and garlic disliked by the vampire), still led to several stopovers by Homura to local blood banks and hospitals; and family . . .

The matter of family was its own headache. Through a mixture of the truth (fed through a blender) and a touch of mesmerism, the families of Madoka, Kure, and Miki all had come to accept their children living on their own together (alongside the rest of the household), yet the Kaname family still visited now and again. The results of these visits were events that Homura remained certain would see her hair turn silver by Walpurgisnacht, but thankfully they seemed to get along surprisingly well with all present, the vampire included.

Despite all of these issues, however, Homura refused to despair. Though things had gone horribly wrong, they were all together and more importantly Madoka would remain safe, never to become a magical girl . . . and maybe if she kept telling herself this, she might actually begin believing it.

Welp, that ended up longer than I thought it would be. I hope this wordmonster's not too WORDS to read, but I can't seem to shorten it any further. :confused:
 
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" . . . authorities are unsure as to what caused the accident, but there are many sources claiming it to be the latest part of a strange serial murder case dubbed 'The Scarlet Killings'."

The news was quickly replaced by anime as the channel was changed, and with it Homura's attention was wrested from the television. She could feel a headache coming on, one that was becoming familiar to her rather quickly of late; ever since that vampire had come to Mitakihara, things had gone from the usual 'bad' and taken a frighteningly bizarre turn towards 'worse' -- not 'worst', admittedly, as the vampire had made it very clear having now seen her proposal about Walpurgisnacht she was
very eager to test her might against it . . . but, it was still undeniably 'worse' and worsening.

Where earlier in the week Tomoe Mami had been incapacitated for the second time in almost as many days, now the attentions of the vampire had made it so that she was now aware again -- aware, alive, and mostly-functional, despite only being a severed head. Homura desired no knowledge of how, only of how long it would take before boredom would lead to a change in state for the poor girl.

Miki Sayaka, on the other hand, was something of a wreck. Miki's abject
terror at the prospect of facing the vampire again after that disastrous encounter had been enough for her will to be broken to pieces, only for her mistress to build her back up again -- giving her renewed confidence and drive to become stronger, though no more in the name of justice; instead, Sayaka was now the official guardian of her mistress -- the person who, in the vampire's own words, was 'the first test for prospective enemies,' equated to her older sister's door guard.

Admittedly, Sayaka's new worldview led her to be somewhat less critical of the time-traveler, but the present situation made that victory a hollow one at best -- Homura was only in this position for the sake of Madoka; no more, no less.

Further spoiling her mood were the presences of the last two people Homura would want within even ten yards of Madoka: Mikuni Oriko and Kure Kirika. Apparently the oracular girl had foreseen the vampire's actions leading to this end, and had opted to -- in lieu of direct manipulation, quickly realizing that doing so would be worse than fatal -- act as a benefactor so that things would progress as they had. It was only the fact that these events
hadn't resulted in Madoka's death that stayed Homura's still-itching trigger finger -- that, and the mistress's word.

Speaking of whom, Homura's distraction had kept her from her self-appointed task; earlier, the mistress had been running low on pencil lead, so she'd spent a bit of her own money to acquire more during the day's shopping trip. Yes, Homura was still playing the role of maid; after recent events, how could she not? It was the only way she could not only ensure the vampire's cooperation come Walpurgisnacht, but also Madoka's safety. Thus, as with anything she did with Madoka's well-being in mind, Akemi Homura was doing the best she could; living alone for so long had prepared her well for the role, with maintaining the household -- cleaning, shopping, budgeting funds, the lot of it -- coming to her naturally.

Admittedly, though,
cooking remained the one domain she suffered in, but she had begrudgingly accepted lessons from the Mikuni heiress to change that. Until then, she would carefully supervise the seer's duty as a temporary chef -- she still could not completely trust her, despite the mistress's requests.

"Ah, Homura-chan, there you are!"

Speak of the devil -- no, not 'the devil'. Even now, Madoka was not a devil. She was, however -- by way of the increasingly strange and distressing circumstances that had brought this household together -- the mistress of the manor (the vampire having had no real desire for the position herself), and a vampire besides. Yes, the vampire had turned Madoka into one of her kind, and while this had rather effectively spared Madoka from the fate of being a magical girl it had also brought along its own set of challenges. More than once had Homura needed to halt time to come to Madoka's rescue with an umbrella as even now she continued to adjust to her new lifestyle; dietary restrictions, while less restrictive than one would think (roasted soybeans were taboo, and garlic disliked by the vampire), led to several stopovers by Homura to local blood banks and hospitals; and family . . .

The matter of family was its own headache. Through a mixture of the truth (fed through a blender) and a touch of mesmerism, the families of Madoka, Kure, and Miki all had come to accept their children living on their own together (alongside the rest of the household), yet the Kaname family still visited now and again. The results of these visits were events that Homura remained certain would see her hair turn silver by Walpurgisnacht, but thankfully they seemed to get along surprisingly well with all present, the vampire included.

Despite all of these issues, however, Homura refused to despair. Though things had gone horribly wrong to get things to , they were all together and more importantly Madoka would remain safe, never to become a magical girl . . . and maybe if she kept telling herself this, she might actually begin believing it.

Welp, that ended up longer than I thought it would be. I hope this wordmonster's not too WORDS to read, but I can't seem to shorten it any further. :confused:
Yep homura you fucked up big time here. And sadly I can't see this happening this way except for sayaka.
 
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Votes are not locked; they'll probably be open for the rest of today.

[X] Talk to the witch
1

[X] Talk to the human.
5

*snip glorious*

Welp, that ended up longer than I thought it would be. I hope this wordmonster's not too WORDS to read, but I can't seem to shorten it any further. :confused:
Now, now, Baroque - no need to be so optimistic ... everything can be so much worse!
 
[X] Talk to the human

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS the crazy train has no brakes and Flandre's the driver.:lol
 
[X] Talk to the human.

We need more chances to see our favorite Ice Fairy Gate Guard Personal Bodyguard Miki-chan.
 
[X] Talk to the human.

We need more chances to see our favorite Ice Fairy Gate Guard Personal Bodyguard Miki-chan.
I favour sayaka over homura in this situation. Because Sayaka is going be completely horrified and submissive to us and Homura might acted loyal to us in till we will become the biggest threat to madoka after we defeat WN.
 
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also we might lose our maid talking to madoka
By the same token, talking to Oriko is equally likely to lead to this end on account of her being one of the major threats to Madoka's safety. Unless this is the loop Oriko Magica occurs in, Homura'll be more than wary of Oriko, and especially so about Oriko attempting to approach Flan.
 
Hmm, if there is huge risk for both, why not just take the third option?

[] Ignore them and find a shop so you can get non-ragged clothes.

EDIT: Vote is not filled in on purpose.
 
[X] Talk to the Witch

The Human may have Pink hair, but she's nothing special to us. She's still just another human/ food to snack on. Besides Humans are even weaker than Witches and were already annoyed by things being to fragile. Maybe the Two new witches are stronger than the other ones? One looks like she wants a fight anyway, so if we get bored talking, that's always something to do. We might even get some new Soul Gems too.
 
Why do I suddenly want Flandre become a combation of Alucard,Dio,Doflamingo,and this verison of Flandre.
 
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