[X] Teach her what you know about cooking.
-[X] Though let her chose if she wants something else.
You tap your lips thoughtfully. What can you do for Ilya that would be a service and still play along with her game? After several seconds of consideration, during which Ilya's lips twitch and her cheeks start to puff out, you snap your fingers and a devious but innocent grin appears on your face. "That I may erase the debt of honor between us, gracious one, may it please you that I share with you my knowledge of the culinary arts?"
"I already know how to cook," she says, pouting, and you clasp your hands and bow.
"Of course, but your art must take time, and I have had had much practice across a wide variety of foods - soups and sausages, breads and sweets, dumplings and omelettes. Grilled and boiled and steamed and fried and -" As you progress down the list, Ilya's face locks in position, as if she's understanding the enormity of what you plan, but what stops you is a strangled cry from Deis. You frown at her, worried as she gesticulates wildly with her hands before finally pointing at you sternly.
"You owe me … so much!" Then she vanishes and Ershin laughs before turning and walking away. Your frown deepens - she didn't sound angry, exactly, but certainly somewhat unhappy about something. Then it clicks and you wince, because you do owe her quite a lot. If you hadn't been so intent on fighting Berserker until you couldn't fight anymore, she might have gotten out of there with her body intact, and therefore would be able to enjoy your cooking. Once she gets another body you'll have to make it up to her … it's a bit of a shame that Caster never got around to getting your clothes. She did want to see you in a variety of maid outfits, after all - it probably wouldn't have been difficult to get her to make you one. You look over to see Ilya worriedly looking back and forth between you and the retreating form of Ershin.
"Don't worry," you say, smiling cheerfully. "It's just something I need to remember to do. So, shall we be off to the kitchen? Or would you prefer another service of your own devising?" She gives you a serious look for a moment before smiling and shaking her head.
"No, that's alright. I did have something in mind, but that was only if you couldn't come up with something on your own, so there's no need to worry about it." She turns and you follow alongside her as she leads you toward the kitchen. "So, what are you going to teach me first?" She almost doesn't sound nervous, and your grin returns.
"Well, first I need to see what you know already, and then we can go from there. So, the first thing that's going to happen is that you're going to make something for me!"
You have to admit that Ilya does possess the knowledge of how to cook, and what she made is quite edible. The toast is just shy of 'burnt,' she stared at the egg while frying it and took it off maybe a little early, and she didn't cut her fingers while slicing vegetables. Of course, she also made them in that order, so the temperatures are all off …. Now you know why Deis was waving her hands earlier; you just can't let it go now that you know about it. Hopefully she learned from watching others instead of having been taught. You make a small bow in thanks and smile at her.
"Thank you, Ilya. Now, would you like to take notes, or will your memory suffice?" She raises an eyebrow, perhaps getting suspicious, but shakes her head. Arrogance or foolishness? Both, probably. You nod and clap your hands once, and your clones step out and scramble through the kitchen, gathering the tools and ingredients you'll need. Whichever of the servants is in charge is certainly quite capable. "I believe we shall start with … hmm. Eggs, yes. They're good, after all, and quick to make." Ilya pouts.
"I just did that!" You titter and wag your finger at her.
"You fried an egg, yes, but there are several kinds of fried eggs. Moreover, frying is far from the only method of cooking eggs. For example, boiling, or scrambling." You gesture as your clones follow your whims, one setting six eggs inside a pot of water to boil while another begins mixing them so they can be properly scrambled. The fourth begins laying out preparations for an omelette. You begin by explaining the differences between the different frying methods and results, and why someone might want one or another, then go into the different cooking methods you're using. She seems a little bored by it all, but perks up when the scrambled eggs are ready and placed before her. By the time she's finished, the eggs are done boiling and are sitting out to cool while the omelette is begun. You show her the difference between hard- and soft-boiled eggs and make some deviled eggs as well. She pouts unhappily when you scold her for her failure to clean up what she had made, but it needs to be impressed upon her - after all, this is a service, so you have to do it rightly!
You then move on to bread and dumplings, hot and cold and the different kinds of flour that have effects. What you can add - almost anything, really, especially in dumplings - and how that affects the way you cook them. She has some trouble mixing the dumpling dough when you ask her to try, but that's mostly because she hasn't done anything like this before. She shrugs off your question on the presence of garlic - the lack thereof, rather. Are they simply out, which would be rather strange, or was it removed? Maybe they just don't use it, although that, too, would be curious. When you boil the dumplings, two of your clones hold her up so she can more easily see what you're talking about. As with the eggs, her interest seems to peak when she actually gets to eat the food … perhaps she likes the fact that you're feeding her more than what you're teaching? Well, as long as she's absorbing the information it's fine. It wouldn't do for her to completely fail the test, after all! You dismiss your clones after the last set of dumplings are put into the pot to boil.
"So, shall we continue later in the evening or tomorrow?" Ilya blinks in surprise and stares at you.
"Eh? We're not done?" You giggle and shake your head.
"Of course not! We've merely scratched the surface of what I know, after all. We haven't even started on the meat-based dishes, for example, or cheeses. Of course, I don't expect you to know everything, but … oh, you should be able to make a six-course meal by the time we're done. At least that, anyway - if you have the aptitude, we could experiment and see how well you can make a larger one." She stares at you, trying to figure out if you're joking - but even if you were, she wouldn't be able to tell. Finally she sighs and smiles wryly.
"Tomorrow, I think. I get the feeling that some things you could talk quite a lot about, and I do still have the Heaven's Feel to finish." That's true; there's the shadow-thing, too, and Arcueid is something interesting as well. But how actively should you pursue your other interests?
What do you do?
[ ] Ask Ilya about Arcueid.
[ ] Talk to Ilya about the shadow-thing and what Caster thought about it.
[ ] See if Deis is willing to talk to Ilya about the cavern she found.
[ ] Go to sleep for now.
- [ ] Then talk to Ilya about Arcueid.
- [ ] Then talk to Ilya about the shadow-thing.
- [ ] Then talk to Ilya about the other Masters and what she plans to do.
- [ ] Then go try to find Arcueid.
[ ] Other?
DM Note: This is, what, the third time food has been a major portion of a segment in F/SN? :/