Fate/White Parmesan
- Thread starter AnonymousRabbit
- Start date
- Mature Fantasy Modern
taovkool
Forever Gone
- Location
- The Library, Department of General Works
If Saber ever made an appearance in any of your quests with Bedivere, this should be your tagline.
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
Oh god.
This is straight Dresden Files levels of shenanigans. I love it. Plus, Bedie got to see Artoria smile, that's his wish cleared up.
Hm. Vivian's a fairy, thus a Nature Spirit. So she may not necessarily reside in the Reverse Side Of The World or in Avalon. If she does have at the very least a real-world location she's connected to, there's probably a close enough place with a postal address. Although the image of Vivian having a normal mailbox and becoming hikikomori is hilarious, it does beg the question... would returning the sword of a Servant do anything? This Bedivere, IIRC, is the one that already did it. Or does her being a Counter Guardian mean that Artoria got summoned with the full-blown thing?
Either way, there is one thing that Artoria could be serious about: Avalon. Given it was discovered in buried in Cornwall by Richard I, he probably tried to give it back. That'd probably be something for an epilogue: Shirou visiting The Lady to return the Phantasm, and to defend the honor of Artoria.
[X] "You... During our fight with Caster. You were there, weren't you? Gae Bolg's light was unmistakable."
If Shirou can get two wives, why the hell can't we get both Queens?
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[X] "Have you found anything about that Dog you're looking for?"
I really want the zany adventures of Sir Bedivere being mailed the Sword of Promised Victory and getting accosted by postal workers.
Postal Worker: So, its just a replica? Oh thank god.
Bedivere: What? No, of course not! It's the real Excalibur!
Postal Worker: ...
I really want the zany adventures of Sir Bedivere being mailed the Sword of Promised Victory and getting accosted by postal workers.
Postal Worker: So, its just a replica? Oh thank god.
Bedivere: What? No, of course not! It's the real Excalibur!
Postal Worker: ...
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
Yes. He's managed to summon Tristan, Gawain, Melion and Gareth in other wars before this one. They behaved themselves as soon as the mandatory video call happens and threats of being excaliblasted should anything happen to Shirou or if Shirou does a dumb.
She took over Taiga's job once Taiga got a job to teach abroad.
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
So that leaves Galahad, Kay, Percival, Palamades, Galahad, Bors, Pellinore, Agravain, and Mordred.
Wait, is the Emiya compound currently a discount Camelot where Rin gets waited on hand and foot by English Knights? How many of Emiya's new servants have stuck around?
Artoria the English teacher and Kendo instructor.
Oh god, the school is going to be a crater or a cult by the end of the year.
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
Artoria's the only one who stuck around. The other Knights went back to the throne as soon as the War they helped Shirou win and dismantle is over. Either that or they got super killed while helping Shirou out.
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
Fair enough. Getting twelve+ servants in one household is basically begging Clock Tower and the Magus Association to dismantle you. It's Nuclear Rogue State territory. The image of the Round Table being Rin's butlers will have to remain in F/GO proper.
Critian Caceorte
Currently Suffering from Space-Time Narcolepsy
- Location
- Washington State
I mean, it's what happened to Osakabehime, so I imagine it's a possibility.
*Flashbacks to Cafe of the Round* Man that was a good fic.
Hammers_Bjorn
Eternally Clueless
- Location
- Jakarta
[X] "You... During our fight with Caster. You were there, weren't you? Gae Bolg's light was unmistakable."
I mean, its not like Best Doggo is going to save Medb unless its a direct order from his Master/Thighs-Shishou, sooo...
I mean, its not like Best Doggo is going to save Medb unless its a direct order from his Master/Thighs-Shishou, sooo...
Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
Inb4 she looks exactly like Brie.
- Location
- Florida
Brie with blue eyes. That's how I imagine the child to look if it's a girl. Like Derrinsmith with gold eyes if it's a boy.
I mean given that we look like a baby-faced Gudako, and Gudao/Gudako are genderbended designs of Shirou and Rin...
Well I just think it's safe to say in 10 years Shirou is going to figure out who his kid reminds him of and be very confused before resolving to never bring it up with Rin.
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
Screw you Animusphere, we're going to build our own Grand Order, with Gatcha and Harems!
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
Pretty much. Brie looks like Gudako and Hans looks like Gudao after all.
Knowing that Brie is out there in the wild won't help matters. Probably a really stressed out aunt in Brie and a really shady aunt in Medb.
Lay off, man. They got screwed to oblivion when you guys blasted Olga out into the stratosphere. They're long gone.Screw you Animusphere, we're going to build our own Grand Order, with Gatcha and Harems!
Wodime isn't.
10 minutes to closing
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
... suddenly Charlemagne is not the weirdest place to find Gudao.
And the Masters of Chaldea will a very wierd timeline to go through if they ever end up here.
Exactly, we're starting from scratch. Chaldea barely got off the ground, so there's not exactly alot for Rin to try and scrape up from the ruins of their labs.
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
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God Save the Queen
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
[] "You... During our fight with Caster. You were there, weren't you? Gae Bolg's light was unmistakable."
There was something lurking at the back of your mind. Something that you should be telling her. And then it clicked. You recalled that light during your fight with Caster. A spiral red light that pierced through the Dead and stopped Caster dead on her tracks from killing you. That couldn't have been Saber or Emiya but there was one person lurking around these mountains.
"You... During our fight with Caster," you began as you glanced up at her, "You were there, weren't you? Gae Bolg's light was unmistakable."
Scathach stared at you before closing her eyes and shrugging, "I have no reason to lie so yes. That was me. What of it?"
"Thank you. Because if you didn't do that we wouldn't have been able to beat Caster by ourselves," you told her with a grateful tone, "You saved us."
"No. You saved yourselves," Scathach said as she crossed her arms, "You used what you learned through experience and it all culminated to your victory. I merely made your test suitable for your level... But the important thing is, did you learn from your victory?"
"Caster could have overwhelmed us then. I shouldn't have let things spiral that way," you admitted with a sigh.
"Good. You and Medb are two sides of the same coin. It helps that you summoned her through compatibility, giving you the foresight of knowing how to best utilize her," Scathach said as she met your gaze, "But that won't work for long. Not when you have Archer, Lancer and Berserker left to contend with. And though you may not actively seek them out, they might come to you."
"I know that. But there's no avoiding a fight forever. Especially with what I've done," you replied in a calm tone, "I'll keep your words in mind. You won't always be there to save me."
"That's true... After all, there may come a time I may fight you and Medb. So you two would best prepare," Scathach warned you as she stood up straight.
"I'd rather not," you sighed as you shook your head.
"If you beat me, then perhaps I'll take you two on that tour to my Land of Shadows," Scathach smirked as she moved to the door.
"Don't even joke about that, lady!" You yelled as she escaped your voice by exiting. Geez... Some mythical figure she was...
.....
....
...
When Medb came back, she was brimming with prana. She was like a bonfire, one that you wanted hosed that with a pressurized stream of water. Alas, that won't work so you had to contend with her presence as she stared at you.
You had a lot of thoughts and feelings about meeting her again. You were scared, nervous and embarassed all at the same time. She must have thought that too if Saber could be believed. But when it came for you to see her she had the most brilliant opening remarks.
"Wow you look shit," Medb noted as she stared at you from the doorframe.
And then it hit you. What were you so afraid of before? It's just Medb. You didn't have to be embarassed or anything... Now for her part, she was brimming with prana as stated before but there's also something else.
She reeked of booze. You stared at her as she was red faced and her clothes were disheveled. You didn't see any weird substances on her, by the grace of Lord Almighty, even as she staggered in. You didn't know how much alcohol she took in but it was hitting her hard.
If you looked like a gaunt corpse that didn't shower for a day, she was absolutely wasted.
And then she started puking on the floor.
You stared at her as she had obviously gone to a party... Probably to find eligible bachelors to replenish her prana. Unfortunately she seemed to had too much fun partaking in the alcohol.
"BLEEEEGGGGGHHH," Medb belched as her drinks exited her insides rather violently.
Ah... Her splatter was getting on your blanket. That's no good. You just hoped that what she's puking was just alcohol and not anything more exotic. And just like that, the cool, confident and brave Rider you admired was sprayed with cold harsh reality.
You forgot she was also a total moron.
[] "Beautiful," you said in your driest and most disdainful tone you could muster. Yep. That's the Rider you knew.
[] "I missed you too, Rider. All your flaws and imperfections... Yeah. I'm just gonna hide now."
[] Write in...
There was something lurking at the back of your mind. Something that you should be telling her. And then it clicked. You recalled that light during your fight with Caster. A spiral red light that pierced through the Dead and stopped Caster dead on her tracks from killing you. That couldn't have been Saber or Emiya but there was one person lurking around these mountains.
"You... During our fight with Caster," you began as you glanced up at her, "You were there, weren't you? Gae Bolg's light was unmistakable."
Scathach stared at you before closing her eyes and shrugging, "I have no reason to lie so yes. That was me. What of it?"
"Thank you. Because if you didn't do that we wouldn't have been able to beat Caster by ourselves," you told her with a grateful tone, "You saved us."
"No. You saved yourselves," Scathach said as she crossed her arms, "You used what you learned through experience and it all culminated to your victory. I merely made your test suitable for your level... But the important thing is, did you learn from your victory?"
"Caster could have overwhelmed us then. I shouldn't have let things spiral that way," you admitted with a sigh.
"Good. You and Medb are two sides of the same coin. It helps that you summoned her through compatibility, giving you the foresight of knowing how to best utilize her," Scathach said as she met your gaze, "But that won't work for long. Not when you have Archer, Lancer and Berserker left to contend with. And though you may not actively seek them out, they might come to you."
"I know that. But there's no avoiding a fight forever. Especially with what I've done," you replied in a calm tone, "I'll keep your words in mind. You won't always be there to save me."
"That's true... After all, there may come a time I may fight you and Medb. So you two would best prepare," Scathach warned you as she stood up straight.
"I'd rather not," you sighed as you shook your head.
"If you beat me, then perhaps I'll take you two on that tour to my Land of Shadows," Scathach smirked as she moved to the door.
"Don't even joke about that, lady!" You yelled as she escaped your voice by exiting. Geez... Some mythical figure she was...
.....
....
...
When Medb came back, she was brimming with prana. She was like a bonfire, one that you wanted hosed that with a pressurized stream of water. Alas, that won't work so you had to contend with her presence as she stared at you.
You had a lot of thoughts and feelings about meeting her again. You were scared, nervous and embarassed all at the same time. She must have thought that too if Saber could be believed. But when it came for you to see her she had the most brilliant opening remarks.
"Wow you look shit," Medb noted as she stared at you from the doorframe.
And then it hit you. What were you so afraid of before? It's just Medb. You didn't have to be embarassed or anything... Now for her part, she was brimming with prana as stated before but there's also something else.
She reeked of booze. You stared at her as she was red faced and her clothes were disheveled. You didn't see any weird substances on her, by the grace of Lord Almighty, even as she staggered in. You didn't know how much alcohol she took in but it was hitting her hard.
If you looked like a gaunt corpse that didn't shower for a day, she was absolutely wasted.
And then she started puking on the floor.
You stared at her as she had obviously gone to a party... Probably to find eligible bachelors to replenish her prana. Unfortunately she seemed to had too much fun partaking in the alcohol.
"BLEEEEGGGGGHHH," Medb belched as her drinks exited her insides rather violently.
Ah... Her splatter was getting on your blanket. That's no good. You just hoped that what she's puking was just alcohol and not anything more exotic. And just like that, the cool, confident and brave Rider you admired was sprayed with cold harsh reality.
You forgot she was also a total moron.
God Save the Queen
[] "You're dead. You're so fucking dead. I can't even describe it. Scathach is going to stuff you in a body bag. She's not going to stop at breaking your legs."
[] "Beautiful," you said in your driest and most disdainful tone you could muster. Yep. That's the Rider you knew.
[] "I missed you too, Rider. All your flaws and imperfections... Yeah. I'm just gonna hide now."
[] Write in...
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taovkool
Forever Gone
- Location
- The Library, Department of General Works
[X] "You're dead. You're so fucking dead. I can't even describe it. Scathach is going to stuff you in a body bag. She's not going to stop at breaking your legs."
Well, I think Brie's not the only one nervous about this meeting.
Well, I think Brie's not the only one nervous about this meeting.
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
Good to know. In the future: Start with the nukes, get back up to that level as quick as possible after the fight.
Well, that's one hell of an impossible Best End, unless there's some riddle challenge BS worked in.
... So a servant has indeed surpassed Gilgamesh in getting wasted and reached the point they're utterly wrecked. Oh well, it could be worse.
We could've let her lose in Vegas.
Medb's a hedonist dumped into a town with, IIRC, a thriving club scene and a college campus. Of course she's going to do All The Booze. And maybe a few kilograms of hard drugs.
Tempting... ah fuck it, it's not like it'll win anyway.
[X]"Alright, up you get sweetie. You make your offerings to the porcelain goddess, not Blanket-Chan."
-[X]Drag Medb to the bathroom for cleanup, rehydration, aftercare, and a hot shower.