Cheesy Breakfast (There was no cheese in the meal though)
[] "Why don't you freshen up while I make breakfast?"

This was the first time you two met in the morning. Medb usually woke up first and got her affairs done but she looked like a mess now that you caught her. You wished you had a camera handy but you didn't want to risk the Queen's wrath. She totally didn't look like a morning person.

As expected of the Eternal Lady, the night was hers alone given she relished it using carnal pleasures but come daybreak her charisma shatters. Even now she looked like she was going to bite your head off. It'd probably be for the best if you distracted her with something.

The Queen's eyes were heavy on you as her eye bags made you stifle a giggle.

"Why don't you freshen up while I make breakfast?" You suggested as you blinked. Medb stared at you for a moment, probably considering if you were worth sparing before she walked off like a zombie to the bathroom.

A sigh of relief shakily left your lips as you closed your eyes. Well now that was an experience you had no desire repeating. Maybe you should sleep in more to keep that from happening again. You walked to the kitchen and pilfered some ingredients from the room's owner's fridge. You just hoped whatever holiday trip she sent that boytoy was worth the expense of you raiding the food stores.

Still Medb had the talent of making men do work for her. A smile and a wink was all it took for them to give her money, gifts, or just a good time. You had nothing to your name but the hair on your head and that's not even getting to the fact you had no name! You wouldn't survive with a servant without Golden Rule.

You began making the morning meal by cooking some eggs and bacon. She wouldn't complain about that, right? You knew how to cook, you knew how to operate machinery and devices, it was just one of those things your mind just knew. It was like reading or speaking, the knowledge of these things came easily to you. You wondered why it was given to you and what were the limits of it.

You weren't sure about what guesses would be close to the answer. You found yourself finished cooking for two before you took the plates to the dining table. One for you and one for Queen Cheese Hater. Right on cue, she walked out of the bathroom fresh and beautiful again. You're not sure how she does that but you're not one to pry.

"Here, have a go at it," you said as you sat on your seat and crunched on the toast you made.

Medb stared at you before sitting down and start eating. You chewed your toast as she poured herself some water and began eating. Upon trying your bacon and eggs, her eyes widened before blinking rapidly.

"Impressive. I might just consider it passable on some royal breakfast," Rider chuckled as she heartily ate your meal.

"Yeah I guess. It's nothing special," you replied before leaning back on your seat, "We have no coffee though."

"Isn't that like bad for your skin?" Medb asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Where'd you learn that nonsense?" You frowned her way.

"The internet! Also there's this lovely Application called Tinder and I believe it's a wealth of mana resource for me," Rider giggled as she brought up her phone and started looking through it, "Here. If you like the guy, you swipe right. You can talk to them through electronic communication and meet up with them too."

"I'm going to destroy the Grail for providing you that information alone. Rider, you're not to play with guys and leave them broken messes once spit them out," You growled as you turned her way.

"Oh that's a low hanging fruit to turn into a lewd joke," Rider laughed as she had a mischievous twinkle in her eye.

"Don't please. It's like 9am. It's too early," you groaned before hitting your head on your table.

"Mhmm," Medb hummed before finishing her meal. She reached out to take some more toast and bite into it.

You cleaned up your own plate soon after. You felt that you did a pretty good job. You took your glass and sipped some water to wash down the food before you glanced at Rider. She was staring at you with a curious look on her face.

You're not sure how to take that so you set down your drink, "What?"

Rider simply studied your face some more before giving you a goofy smile, "You don't actually look too bad if you smiled more."

"What... Is that supposed to mean?" You raised an eyebrow at her statement before biting into another toast.

"Well, so far you haven't smiled much except when you're with Ruler or something. And those aren't even natural smiles!" Rider said as she pointed her finger at you.

"Yes well, Ruler is a good girl. She's kind and compassionate, who wouldn't smile because La Pucelle has their back?" You huffed as you crossed your arms.

"Yes well, that's that. But the ones you make when you're totally unguarded look good!" Rider said as she walked over to you and grabbed your cheeks.

"W-What do you want me to do about it?!" You growled as you narrowed your gaze her way.

"Do it more! It looks good!" Medb said as she started pinching your cheeks, "Queen's orders! You're a flower in the cusp of full bloom and I'm going to see it, dammit!"

"No fucking wonder I'm so guarded if you're this pushy!" You snapped as you struggled under her hold, "I can't just force it! Why do you even care?!"

"Because you look cu-" Rider said but was cut off as she managed to push to too hard. The chair tipped over and so did the two of you.

"GRAGH!"
"OH GOD!"

Your head, it was swimming. Your vision was a world of pink before the body over you shifted. You blinked as pain slowly flared at the back of your head before you found yourself face to face with Rider.

Her face was flushed crimson as her eyes became unfocused-

"Eep!" She squeaked as you met her gaze. That's... A little too close. Her face was close and you could feel her breath on yours. The scent of strawberries wafted into your nose as her hair tickled your face.

The back of your head throbbed from the fall, almost making your vision blur and having you miss her panicked expression. Huh, so she can look like that too?

Cheesy Breakfast (There was no cheese in the meal though.)
[] "Can't breathe. Kneeling on my stomach. You're killing me. Ugh."
[] "Are you okay? You're not hurt, are you? Because I am. I'm in incredible pain. Be careful next time."
[] "Real smooth, Medb. Real smooth. Want another try just without us crashing into the floor?"
[] Write in...
 
[x] "Real smooth, Medb. Real smooth. Want another try just without us crashing into the floor?"
 
[x] "Real smooth, Medb. Real smooth. Want another try just without us crashing into the floor?"

This can only end two ways, Medb ends up a flustered mess or she doubles down on her lewdness. And the wild card third option, she decides we are a perfect candidate for a serious relationship...


Truly being cheese is suffering.
 
The Gang's All Here
[] "Real smooth, Medb. Real smooth. Want another try just without us crashing into the floor?"

You tried to ignore the throbbing in your head as you looked back at her. She seemed to have gone into shock as her eyes widened in surprise and her body freeze up. You managed to keep your wits about you as you let out a sigh and your usual dry look.

"Real smooth, Medb. Real smooth," you said with a smirk, "Want to another try just without us crashing into the floor?"

Rider yelped and jumped off you like a cat honked off the hood of a car. She gave you a wild look as you held the back of your head as she stood ram rod straight before walking away.

"I'm going to go to the bathroom," she breathed heavily before picking up speed.

You groaned before holding the back of your head. You're not bleeding and it's not concussion so that's a plus. You slowly crawled back up to the table and grabbed the pitcher of cold water to press on your head. It stung but it was manageable.

Raising your head, you noticed that Rider had come out from the bathroom and walked back to the table. You stared at her as she sat down with this dumb royalty aura coming off her. You stared at her long and hard before she glanced your way.

"You saw nothing," Medb stated with a firm tone.

"Did I now?" You hummed before setting down the jug, "You sure you don't want to have another go?"

"S-shut up," Medb griped as she looked away from you.

"Oh the Eternal Lady can't even flirt with an amnesiac girl, oh boy Cu Chulainn's going to love hearing this one," you laughed before Rider hissed at you like a frustrated cat would.

"It would be better if you weren't so dead inside!" Rider huffed as she glared at you but her ears were growing red by the minute.

"Oh wow. All offense no defense," you added with a dry chuckle as you shook your head, "This is good blackmail material."

"Stop, stop just stop," Medb groaned as she buried her face in her hands.

"Don't worry buddy, maybe you'll get lucky next time," you comforted her with a reassuring tone but this only succeeded in making her hate your guts. You decided to kick her whole she's down, "I know you love conquering things and all but you can't beat every mountain you come across."

"How did we ever match up as a compatibility summon," Rider groaned as she hit her head on the table.

"Maybe it's the mutual pleasure of seeing one another suffer?" You suggested with a raised eyebrow.

"Big words coming from someone not hesitating to scream 'SAVE ME, RIDER'," Rider shot back with a snort.

Now that caught you off guard as you choked on your water. You coughed and sputtered before beating your chest, "What the fuck?!"

"Am I wrong, girl?" Medb snickered as she leaned on her fist while smiling your way.

"You're lucky you're a servant and my head hurts like shit. I would have jumped you with a block of cheese," you hissed as you bristled from her words.

"Bite me," Medb snipped back as she narrowed her gaze.

......

The two of you stared each other down for a few moments before dropping it.

"We should get to work before we kill each other," you suggested as you sighed.

"Agreed," Medb nodded as she looked away from you.

You wondered if other Master/Servant relationships worked the same way. Or maybe it was just Rider's fault for being Rider. You needed to adjust some more so that she had more leeway for her craziness. You're not sure how long your mind and body will hold out but you had to endure.

As it turns out, not for long as your vision faded and you actually passed out.

.....
....
...

You opened your eyes to find yourself lying on something warm and soft. Looking up, you found Rider lazily watching some 3rd rate soap opera while resting your head on her thighs. You could feel a damp feeling behind your head and just how cold it was.

There was a bowl of ice nearby before you tried to get up. Medb's hand came down on you like the wrath of God and kept you from getting up. You looked up with a dry look as you met her gaze from below.

"Stay down," she ordered as you fell limp.

"Can't. We have work. Emiya said we'd meet today," you groaned but the Queen wasn't having any of it and easily overpowered you.

"I cancelled it. You're in no condition to move around so stay down. It's partly my fault so I have to look after you now," Medb replied with a firm tone, her eyes glancing down at you before smirking, "You should be honored, girl! A Queen is personally seeing to your health!"

"You could be a little more sorry about it," you grumbled as you looked to the side.

"I'm sorry."

You tensed up before looking at Rider to see if you heard right. She kept her eyes on the television before closing them and sighing. She looked down on you and repeated it.

"I'm sorry I hurt you. I didn't mean that to happen. There, got it?" Rider huffed as she looked away with a difficult look on her face.

"Got it," a smile found its way to your lips before Medb's ears grew red.

Emiya poked his head out of the kitchen, "Oh, is she awake Rider? It's almost lunch time so you two better get up."

You jumped in alarm before looking at the man casually using your kitchen. Pain rocked your head before Rider caught you. You blinked before looking at her.

"What," was all you said as she looked to the side.

"Well, I did cancel but he said he'll be the one to come over. Also, Saber's been here the entire time," Medb said as she turned to the side.

You turned to find the Silver Knight dressed in more casual clothes with an understanding smile on his face. He looked like an older brother that had just seen his younger sibling do something impressive.

He had a thumbs up raised before saying, "I support you."

You didn't know what to think first. The fact that Emiya got in and just started using your kitchen like it was nothing, Rider going through everything she did just now, or Saber giving you his support for some reason. It was too much...

Still you knew it was all Rider's fault somehow.

The Gang's All Here
[] "I'll have something easy to stomach, Mr. Emiya. Soup would be nice."
[] "I'm sorry you had to hear all that, Mr. Saber. I'm really sorry."
[] "Rider you stupid idiot, you can't just let people in like this. Especially when I'm passed out!"
[] "Oh what next, Ruler comes in for a Surprise visit?!"
[] Just lie back down on Medb's lap and give up and think of Ulster or something.
[] Write in...
 
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[X] "Oh what next, Ruler comes in for a Surprise visit?!"

inb4 she does and brings some mashed potatoes or something
 
[X] "I'll have something easy to stomach, Mr. Emiya. Soup would be nice."

You can't work on an empty stomach, after all!
 
[X] "Oh what next, Ruler comes in for a Surprise visit?!"

Yes! Give in to the snark side!
 
[X] "Oh what next, Ruler comes in for a Surprise visit?!"

Also, haven't been checking the comments, do we know who Saber is? Silver Knight doesn't actually tell me much
 
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