... I think you've misunderstood the timeframe of my comment about punting. That wasn't some read-back claiming how Cu's constantly trying to rebel. It's like Rabbit said: he wants to rip and tear Minera.
I seem to have misunderstood you, yes, but mostly because this debate started with me saying that giving back Berserker could be a very bad idea, and someone stating that we could use our last command seal, and me responding that Cu isn't listening to Minerva because of the command seals, because if he wanted to kill her or even just leave and do his own thing, command seals wouldn't stop him.
Wait hold on. Cu could immediately tell it was Brie and not Minerva. There's no way he saw what happened earlier.

So what's stopping Medb from instantly realising that someone else is occupying Brie's body? Does Cu have a skill or something that makes him different? Archer felt Kiara die and then couldn't ID the seal user for what seems like obvious reasons.
An interesting question. I'm not sure.
 
I don't know what you're trying to imply here. That Cu has backstabbed his master before? The context of this scene is that Kirei ordered Cu to kill himself earlier, which Minerva has certainly not done. Until then, Cu worked with Kirei even though he was being told to do things that annoyed him, or bored him.

Eh, I just linked that video on an impulse.
 
[X] "Yes. It's me. Minerva body-jacked me when I was about to finish her off and now she has Rider. Now, I'm getting her back and I can't do that with Olga tearing the city apart. You're helping or not?"
Good shit I was about to write that out.
[X] "Yes. It's me. Minerva body-jacked me when I was about to finish her off and now she has Rider. Now, I'm getting her back and I can't do that with Olga tearing the city apart. You're helping or not?"
 
[x] "Yes. It's me. Minerva body-jacked me when I was about to finish her off and now she has Rider. Now, I'm getting her back and I can't do that with Olga tearing the city apart. You're helping or not?"


'finish her off' 👀👋💦
 
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I mean, to be clear, it'd be great to get Brie's body back. But I feel like while it is a primary objective, it's the least important primary objective out of "win the war," "save Medb," and "get our body back." We shouldn't compromise either of the other two in hopes of the third; go for it if we have the opportunity, but not worth sacrificing victory or Medb's safety.
 
[x] "Yes. It's me. Minerva body-jacked me when I was about to finish her off and now she has Rider. Now, I'm getting her back and I can't do that with Olga tearing the city apart. You're helping or not?"
 
Remember people, the harder we snark and salt, the more Brie-like we appear, so rev up the salt mine and get digging
 
Remember people, the harder we snark and salt, the more Brie-like we appear, so rev up the salt mine and get digging

[Q] GO MAXIMUM SALT
-[Q] The fucker stole my body and left me this chibi embarrassment
-[Q] I bet Medb didn't even notice, did she? I bet they are snuggling right at this moment.
-[Q] The bitch is snuggling with my Rider right this very moment and remains unmurdered! With each passing second, her bad karma accumulates more and more! I predict the karmic retribution to take form of Gae Bolg getting shoved up her smarmy ass lengthwise!
-[Q] Do you understand the severity of this situation, Jeanne? Do you?!
 
[q] Jeanne, as a lady of the cloth can you truly abide while that harlot is snuggling up with my consort? In blatant and overt violation of the Lord's word? They're probably even hand holding!
 
[X] "Yes. It's me. It's a complicated situation. Stop asking why I'm smaller or I'll embarass you some more."

The art of being Tsundere requires you to leave openings that people you care about can take advantage of to get to the dere portion. Ergo, by talking about how we're embarrassed by our new form, we give ammunition to Ruler who can use it to reinforce the fact that we are indeed, Brie.


Also because our Origin is Bulli, whether that is To Bulli others, or To Be Bulli'd depends on the situation.
 
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  • [X] "Yes. It's me. It's a complicated situation. Stop asking why I'm smaller or I'll embarass you some more."
    [X] "Who else would suggest a threesome with Jeanne D'arc and Queen Medb of Connacht?"
    [X] "Yes. It's me. Minerva body-jacked me when I was about to finish her off and now she has Rider. Now, I'm getting her back and I can't do that with Olga tearing the city apart. You're helping or not?"
    [X] "Who else would suggest a threesome with Jeanne D'arc and Queen Medb of Connacht?"
    -[X] "Also, I didn't really have much of a choice to veto being bodyswapped with miss fake Greek Ass-pirant"
    [X] "Who else would suggest a threesome with Jeanne D'arc and Queen Medb of Connacht?"
    -[X] Flash your winning smile once again.
 
Okay tho, Mini-Brie is obviously a Vanguard.
But who is Cu Chu Pain Train?
Too stabby for a Defender.
Too tanky for a Vanguard.
Too anything else for a Specialist.
Is, he like, the second OP Guard? Like SilverAsh?
Does he have a cute mascot that attacks people at range, too?

Oh, wait, we aren't a Vanguard then, we're Cu Chulainn's ranged weapon, makes sense.
 
Sanctum
[] "Yes. It's me. It's a complicated situation. Stop asking why I'm smaller or I'll embarass you some more."

You sighed at her words. You should have expected this but at least she was listening, "Yes. It's me. It's a complicated situation. Stop asking why I'm smaller or I'll embarass you some more."

Jeanne jumped back in surprise as she held up her hands, "I-I was just surprised is all I mean... If you're here then... Who's the girl that's with Medb?"

So she linked up with Medb somehow?

"What was she like?" You asked with a narrowed look, "Our bodies... We switched souls somehow and I'm stuck in this form for the time being. Jeanne, I need to know if Rider could figure it out that the girl she's with isn't me."

"I... Oh no. She was robotic. Like how you were when Medb drugged you. We didn't notice the difference at all," Jeanne said as she bit her lip, "She wasn't acting like how you are now normally, but more as that soulless robotic facade you have. I would have noticed it if she were like you now but I wasn't familiar with you that way... Though Lady Scathach did have her suspicions."

"Please tell me that the Witch is on the job exposing her," you groaned as you rubbed your head.

"Lady Scathach has gone to suppress the association once more. The Clocktower's getting impatient especially with what's happening. Either way, Brie, we'll figure this out but there's something you need to know," Ruler said as she knelt down before you, "She'll most likely try and use Rider against you. You have to be ready for that."

"I haven't stopped thinking about it since I woke up. Don't worry. You folks really didn't notice?" You asked with a grimace.

"It's my greatest failing. But then again, I never knew my trusted friend and ally would succumb to darkness," Ruler said before raising her head to meet yours, "But worry not, I have Kiara's collateral Command Seal remains with me. My command spells outnumbers hers. I can counter whatever orders she gives Medb."

"But doesn't that usually need you to be in the vicinity? What if she forced Medb to commit suicide while you're not there?" Cu theorized with a raised eyebrow.

Ruler froze at that before horror dawned on her face, "Oh. Oh no."

"Ruler. Where did you leave Medb?" You asked her with a warning tone.

"So that's why she wanted me to leave. I have to go-" Ruler said before Cu grabbed her by her shoulder.

Jeanne tensed up before Berserker reached behind her head underneath the base of her braid. He pulled something out. It was a black spider with a red crystal stuck to its abdomen.

Ruler's eyes widened before Cu crushed the familiar.

"You're walking into an ambush," Cu growled as he turned to you, "Like I said, that bitch is troublesome."

"I left them at the church... With Kotomine. If I'm right then they should be relocating. They could be anywhere now," Ruler breathed as she held her hand to her lips.

"Either Minerva kills Medb now or she strings her along to lure you in. Quite the funny pickle," Cu chuckled as he looked your way.

"We can't just leave Olga like this either... I..." You began before Ruler turned to you.

"I'll go. I'll save Medb," Jeanne assured you with a determined look, "Please... Stop Olga Marie."

What difference would that make if you'll just end up doing the same upon reaching the Grail? You'll just end up letting the city burn regardless.

"Fine. Go!" You told her before Ruler turned and went off. Can she do it? You're not certain but you'll trust her.

"Done? Let's go," Cu growled as he started moving towards the Temple. You followed suit and bared your spear.

You're taking Olga down once and for all.

.....
....
...

You and Berserker arrived to the front entrance with Cultists spilling out into the open. You narrowed your gaze as you and Berserker rushed at them as the howled in madness. They tried striking you but a spear skewered them soon after.

Berserker rend them into paste while you were more precise in your blows. Berserker reveled in the violence while you simply cut down those that were in your way. You moved and thrust through a muscle bound man before ripping Gae Bolg out of his body and jumping to pierce his heart.

You reinforced your limbs and knocked him to the side and straight into a wall. Berserker impaled a man coming for your back before you spun your spear and ripped his throat open. You an Cu Chulainn turned to the giant double doors and ran through it.

"There's no end to them," you breathed as you ran up to a gunman and cut off his arms before driving him into the wall.

Berserker laughed as blood danced in the air, "More dummies for us, huh?"

"Just how many Cultists were affected!? Did they all take that drug!?" You growled as you jammed your spear into a woman's leg before smashing her jaw aside.

"They're comparable to mindless beasts. But that's rich coming from me!" Cu growled as he cleaved through several bodies at once.

You caught your breath before you both rushed ahead and came upon the next door. You entered a room, the final room which held the Cult of Serene Lotus' Sanctum.

There you found a man on his knees. Numerous bodies were strewn around him, numbering in dozens, hundreds even all pierced by black arrows by their limbs, pinning them into the ground. They were all alive but hurting.

Emiya got here first and he managed to non-lethally take down these many Cultists.

The red haired man was exhausted as a clash of steel erupted ahead of you. Saber was in the middle of dueling Carmilla before a pool of white power. You could see glowing white palms forming praying hands as a girl stood on top of them.

Olga looked down on you with her lone eye as the stars above twinkled. Saber pushed Assassin back but he was losing his strength. His prana was being drained from him bit by bit as time went on.

Berserker grit his teeth as he looked down at his hand and clenched.

"Berserker, kill!" You ordered as Cu Chulainn shot towards Olga where she stood above the prana pool.

However from the pool arose a shining tendril which forced Berserker to clash with it. Another tendril grabbed him by his leg and swung the Servant across the Sanctum into the wall behind you.

"You're here... But did you get smaller perhaps?" Olga asked as she rubbed the phantom pain of her missing limb, "It doesn't matter. You're far too late anyway."

Emiya slowly got up as he looked your way, "Who... Are you?"

"Your Savior," you replied as you held your spear, "Why didn't you kill them?"

"Well... They could still be saved..." Emiya breathed as he held his chest, "Can't just kill them, unless I have no choice."

"Your funeral," you told him as you got between him and Olga, "Stay behind me, old man. You might hurt your back."

Olga raised her hand and more Cultists rushed out of the doorways.

"Heroes don't dirty their hands. Fortunately, I'm not one," You told him as you held Gae Bolg.

"Don't! Please!" Emiya snapped behind you.

Sanctum
[] Use Gae Bolg. Employ Lethal force against the hostiles coming for you. Cut them down, Emiya doesn't have to do it.
[] Use Aegis. Employ Non-Lethal takedowns. Take out their limbs and leave them alive. He won't stop bitching about it later if you kill them.
 
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[X] Use Aegis. Employ Non-Lethal takedowns. Take out their limbs and leave them alive. He won't stop bitching about it later if you kill them.
Fine, fine. Could've sworn Emiya left this phase of his life behind him, but maybe he has and it is the conclusion he's reached.
 
[X] Use Aegis. Employ Non-Lethal takedowns. Take out their limbs and leave them alive. He won't stop bitching about it later if you kill them.
 
[x] Use Aegis. Employ Non-Lethal takedowns. Take out their limbs and leave them alive. He won't stop bitching about it later if you kill them.
Fine, fine. Could've sworn Emiya left this phase of his life behind him, but maybe he has and it is the conclusion he's reached.
This is UBW Good End Shirou, who never actually compromised on his ideals.
 
[X] Use Aegis. Employ Non-Lethal takedowns. Take out their limbs and leave them alive. He won't stop bitching about it later if you kill them.

While this is most likely his heroic tendencies at play, I don't want to assume there's not something else going on Emiya hasn't had time to tell us yet. Either way no reason to damage our partnership just yet.
 
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