EternalObserver
eYe Gaze baCk
- Location
- The Void
[X] "The fuck, Rider? Are you suicidal? I thought we've established already that eating cheese is bad for your health!"
Fate/White Parmesan
- Thread starter AnonymousRabbit
- Start date
- Mature Fantasy Modern
[X] Well it could be worse. It could be scratch marks. Very, very questionable scratch marks. You're not sure how you'll retaliate for this one.
-[X] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
Seems that only whats recorded matters. No objective history.
-[X] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
Seems that only whats recorded matters. No objective history.
Raiseth
I Find Your Lack of Memes Disturbing
- Location
- Russia
Not that far off from the real life, to be fair.
So yeah, with an added side dish of reality itself not fucking caring about some things as long as most people remember them otherwise.
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
... damn Olga and her big brain.
[X] Well it could be worse. It could be scratch marks. Very, very questionable scratch marks. You're not sure how you'll retaliate for this one.
-[X] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
Nothing beats the classics.
Spectral Waltz
Scatterbrained Writer
- Location
- Walking the Endless Corridors
[x] Well it could be worse. It could be scratch marks. Very, very questionable scratch marks. You're not sure how you'll retaliate for this one.
- Location
- West Michigan
[X] Well it could be worse. It could be scratch marks. Very, very questionable scratch marks. You're not sure how you'll retaliate for this one.
-[X] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
-[X] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
Shhhh, no words. Healing only.
Bad things for our health taste good. Like junk food or alcohol, or even the smell of paint. For Medb it's giving Brie hickeys knowing the latter's going to react later on.
They're catching on.
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- Location
- Somewhere North of south
[X] "The fuck, Rider? Are you suicidal? I thought we've established already that eating cheese is bad for your health!"
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- Location
- madison
[X] Well it could be worse. It could be scratch marks. Very, very questionable scratch marks. You're not sure how you'll retaliate for this one.
-[X] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
-[X] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
Hammers_Bjorn
Eternally Clueless
- Location
- Jakarta
[X] Well it could be worse. It could be scratch marks. Very, very questionable scratch marks. You're not sure how you'll retaliate for this one.
-[X] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
Congratulations on your next step in this trainwreck of a relationship, Brie!
-[X] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
Congratulations on your next step in this trainwreck of a relationship, Brie!
- Location
- New York
[X] Well it could be worse. It could be scratch marks. Very, very questionable scratch marks. You're not sure how you'll retaliate for this one.
-[X] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
-[X] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
LinkDaHero
Unverified Time Lord
- Location
- Hyrule
[X] Well it could be worse. It could be scratch marks. Very, very questionable scratch marks. You're not sure how you'll retaliate for this one.
-[X] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
-[X] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
[X] Well it could be worse. It could be scratch marks. Very, very questionable scratch marks. You're not sure how you'll retaliate for this one.
-[X] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
-[X] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
I consider myself as a Healing Writer
Pranks, Pillows and Oblivious Saints
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
[] Well it could be worse. It could be scratch marks. Very, very questionable scratch marks. You're not sure how you'll retaliate for this one.
-[] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
You let out a long, deep hiss from the very core of your being. You could only pray that this didn't show up too much when you walk outside. You're in a new safehouse, you're not sure if there will be clothes here you can use aside from your old ones and... Well... You might end up in something that will expose these hickeys.
Rider didn't hold back at all, you're wondering if there were some on your shoulders. You inspected it a bit more and clicked your tongue. Someone had to teach that girl some semblance of restraint when it came to you, you're not one of her boy toys! You're very delicate!
You might be a mass produced doll made to kill people but your very peculiar about these things. You touched one of them and winced as you looked at the mirror on how much you're becoming redder and redder. Goddamn it... You can't remember her making these at all. All because of that stupid drink of hers. She must have enjoyed herself.
She actually marked you not once but a whole lot more than you'd normally let her.
Stupid Medb.
Well it could be worse. She could have clawed your back or something. She could have left scratch marks on your body. Some very, very questionable scratch marks. You're not sure how to counter her doing this though, she was snoozing away with a peaceful look on her face.
Hmmm...
"Maybe I can find a permanent marker or something," you murmured as you walked quietly out of the bathroom.
You didn't recognize the room you were in so it must have been really a new condominium. You stepped out of the bedroom and found the living room to be empty. It seemed to be the usual bachelor pad Medb managed to procure.
If you were right, there should be some writing implements lying around. You started searching for some while keeping quiet. One was lying around the kitchen countertop so you couldn't help but crack a smirk. This should teach her not to mess with you.
Wandering back to the room, you found Rider still fast asleep on the bed. She was in that dumb nightgown she always wore. Wasn't she cold in that? At least you got a nice pair of warm pajamas to make you comfy.
Walking up to her, you moved by her side of the bed where she was sleeping soundly. The more you stared at her, the more you realized just how beautiful she was when she wasn't talking or being all smug. Well, now you've come to improve upon that beauty with your artistic skills.
Popping off the cap, you were going to start drawing on her face. However before you could do so, a hand shot up and grabbed your wrist. You blinked to see Rider with her eyes open and a smirk on her lips. Squeezing your wrist, you dropped your marker before she pulled you down.
You ended up on top of her before she rolled over and pinned you down. You sank into the bed before she sat on your stomach with that stupid grin on her lips.
"Dammit!" You hissed before she leaned down on you.
"Trying to get one over your Queen, huh?" Medb snickered as she placed her forehead over your own.
"You bitch, you gave me these spots!" You hissed as you tried to break free. Stupid E Rank strength!
"And that annoyed you, huh? Well too bad. You're not going to get me that easily," Rider giggled as she tapped your cheek, "Try better next time."
"Well I guess I don't have to worry us being ambushed by invaders," you grumbled as you looked to the side.
Medb's smile widened as she leaned down on you, "Well... I wouldn't mind if you did this more often. I might play along if it's something better than... Writing on my face."
"Yeah? Like what?" You asked as you raised an eyebrow.
Rider got close and brushed her lips against yours. She held your face in place before pressing against it as your brain flared in alarm but only to have your strength leave you. Her kiss lasted for what seemed to be an eternity before she pulled away with a satisfied look.
"A morning kiss?" Rider teased with a wink.
You were redder than your hair was before you looked to the side, "Idiot. At least brush your teeth before you stick anything in my mouth."
"Noted you arrogant prick," Rider chuckled as she tapped your nose, "Just admit that you like it."
"I can't," you groaned as you shut your eyes.
"Oh? Why not?" Rider hummed before falling to your side and freeing your stomach.
"It's... It's embarassing," you murmured as your ears flushed crimson. Now it just felt like blood was rushing to your head.
Rider's eyes widened before she pulled you close and embraced you, squeezing you tightly, "Hyaaaah! You're so adorable! Do it again! Say it again!"
"Fuck off, you pervert!" You hissed as you tried to shove her away but she was too strong.
She rolled over until you ended up on top of her. She giggled before bringing you close as she pulled you down with her slender arms.
"That's one order I can't do. Compared to others I shared beds with, you're the cutest and most adorable one I've had the pleasure of being with," Rider said as she whispered into your ear.
"You're a special kind of stupid to say that now. Whatever," you sighed as you met her gaze, "No wonder a single guy doesn't want to stay with you."
"But you will?" Rider smirked with an air of triumph.
"We're stuck together so I might as well get used to it, Queen," you grumbled before she pulled you down to kiss you again.
You didn't resist as she tasted you once more, only pulling away to gather her breath. Your body gave up and dropped beside her, she's too good you can't even begin to describe it. Dammit. This is annoying.
You can't win against her.
.....
....
...
"And that's what happened that night. So what do you think?" You asked Kotomine as you sat across him.
Rider was standing behind you typing into her phone as you crossed your arms. You had just finished explaining the events that transpired by Hans' territory and gave the Church the full report after you were told that no one was saying anything about it.
Ruler had started to get annoyed in the initial phases of her investigation since none of the Masters were willing to talk to her. So she decided to turn to you for help and here you were. Of course it was just as you were going to give the report yourself, you figured that you should keep improving your relationship with the church while this shit storm was going on.
Kotomine for his part was left sighing after you finished explaining to him how one Magus nearly recreated the fall of the dinosaurs. Ruler was stressed out as well trying to keep civilians away from the warzone.
She had half in mind banning the use of widescale magecraft of that level. You could only wish her good luck if she can find Olga.
"So Assassin withdrew shortly afterwards then? I see. This is certainly a difficult one. Ruler, what's your Judgement?" Kotomine asked the Administrative Servant.
"It's clear that Olga Marie Animusphere had violated the rules of the war by endangering the lives of thousands with her magecraft. Controlled or not, such a thing on a large scale would be disastrous and could risk exposure of the moonlit world. Now it would have been productive of me to go mete out proper punishment had someone here not held my person back," Ruler started before giving the priest beside her a narrowed look.
"Look, your Noble Phantasm was the only thing between people dying and not. While I appreciate your enthusiasm in capturing Assassin's Master and judging her, we sort of needed meteors to not reach the city," Kotomine replied as he glared at the Saint.
You blinked before raising a hand, "You guys have certainly been busy."
"Indeed! Our jobs are not jokes! We provide protection and healing to the populace given it's our duty as part of the Holy Church," Ruler said as she looked at you, "Though I could see that you're still bruised and hurt. Would you like to come down to heal those?"
Ruler gave you a worried look as she leaned forward. Kotomine blinked and knew what she was on about. Ruler wasn't looking at him so he openly mouthed I silence.
"Don't."
"It's fine! I'm fine! It's nothing to be worried about!" You told her as you pulled your clothes.
Ruler frowned and walked over to you, "Now, now. There's no need to be ashamed, let me see."
She tried looking some more and you yelped when she overpowered you. Rider smirked on the side as Ruler's widened. Kotomine cleaned his glasses and uttered a silent prayer.
"Oh no! That's a lot of bruises! That's... We need to heal you quickly. Dear me, do be more careful. Just what sort of fight did you get into?" Ruler huffed as she frowned at you.
Rider had this look that she was going to say something stupid as she eyed the Saint.
[] "A cat did it. It's going to get kicked later."
[] "It's... Not from a fight. Rider did it..."
[] Elbow Rider as hard as you can.
[] Let Rider dig her own grave and see where it gets her.
[] Write in...
-[] Perhaps you could find some permanent marker...she's asleep after all.
You let out a long, deep hiss from the very core of your being. You could only pray that this didn't show up too much when you walk outside. You're in a new safehouse, you're not sure if there will be clothes here you can use aside from your old ones and... Well... You might end up in something that will expose these hickeys.
Rider didn't hold back at all, you're wondering if there were some on your shoulders. You inspected it a bit more and clicked your tongue. Someone had to teach that girl some semblance of restraint when it came to you, you're not one of her boy toys! You're very delicate!
You might be a mass produced doll made to kill people but your very peculiar about these things. You touched one of them and winced as you looked at the mirror on how much you're becoming redder and redder. Goddamn it... You can't remember her making these at all. All because of that stupid drink of hers. She must have enjoyed herself.
She actually marked you not once but a whole lot more than you'd normally let her.
Stupid Medb.
Well it could be worse. She could have clawed your back or something. She could have left scratch marks on your body. Some very, very questionable scratch marks. You're not sure how to counter her doing this though, she was snoozing away with a peaceful look on her face.
Hmmm...
"Maybe I can find a permanent marker or something," you murmured as you walked quietly out of the bathroom.
You didn't recognize the room you were in so it must have been really a new condominium. You stepped out of the bedroom and found the living room to be empty. It seemed to be the usual bachelor pad Medb managed to procure.
If you were right, there should be some writing implements lying around. You started searching for some while keeping quiet. One was lying around the kitchen countertop so you couldn't help but crack a smirk. This should teach her not to mess with you.
Wandering back to the room, you found Rider still fast asleep on the bed. She was in that dumb nightgown she always wore. Wasn't she cold in that? At least you got a nice pair of warm pajamas to make you comfy.
Walking up to her, you moved by her side of the bed where she was sleeping soundly. The more you stared at her, the more you realized just how beautiful she was when she wasn't talking or being all smug. Well, now you've come to improve upon that beauty with your artistic skills.
Popping off the cap, you were going to start drawing on her face. However before you could do so, a hand shot up and grabbed your wrist. You blinked to see Rider with her eyes open and a smirk on her lips. Squeezing your wrist, you dropped your marker before she pulled you down.
You ended up on top of her before she rolled over and pinned you down. You sank into the bed before she sat on your stomach with that stupid grin on her lips.
"Dammit!" You hissed before she leaned down on you.
"Trying to get one over your Queen, huh?" Medb snickered as she placed her forehead over your own.
"You bitch, you gave me these spots!" You hissed as you tried to break free. Stupid E Rank strength!
"And that annoyed you, huh? Well too bad. You're not going to get me that easily," Rider giggled as she tapped your cheek, "Try better next time."
"Well I guess I don't have to worry us being ambushed by invaders," you grumbled as you looked to the side.
Medb's smile widened as she leaned down on you, "Well... I wouldn't mind if you did this more often. I might play along if it's something better than... Writing on my face."
"Yeah? Like what?" You asked as you raised an eyebrow.
Rider got close and brushed her lips against yours. She held your face in place before pressing against it as your brain flared in alarm but only to have your strength leave you. Her kiss lasted for what seemed to be an eternity before she pulled away with a satisfied look.
"A morning kiss?" Rider teased with a wink.
You were redder than your hair was before you looked to the side, "Idiot. At least brush your teeth before you stick anything in my mouth."
"Noted you arrogant prick," Rider chuckled as she tapped your nose, "Just admit that you like it."
"I can't," you groaned as you shut your eyes.
"Oh? Why not?" Rider hummed before falling to your side and freeing your stomach.
"It's... It's embarassing," you murmured as your ears flushed crimson. Now it just felt like blood was rushing to your head.
Rider's eyes widened before she pulled you close and embraced you, squeezing you tightly, "Hyaaaah! You're so adorable! Do it again! Say it again!"
"Fuck off, you pervert!" You hissed as you tried to shove her away but she was too strong.
She rolled over until you ended up on top of her. She giggled before bringing you close as she pulled you down with her slender arms.
"That's one order I can't do. Compared to others I shared beds with, you're the cutest and most adorable one I've had the pleasure of being with," Rider said as she whispered into your ear.
"You're a special kind of stupid to say that now. Whatever," you sighed as you met her gaze, "No wonder a single guy doesn't want to stay with you."
"But you will?" Rider smirked with an air of triumph.
"We're stuck together so I might as well get used to it, Queen," you grumbled before she pulled you down to kiss you again.
You didn't resist as she tasted you once more, only pulling away to gather her breath. Your body gave up and dropped beside her, she's too good you can't even begin to describe it. Dammit. This is annoying.
You can't win against her.
.....
....
...
"And that's what happened that night. So what do you think?" You asked Kotomine as you sat across him.
Rider was standing behind you typing into her phone as you crossed your arms. You had just finished explaining the events that transpired by Hans' territory and gave the Church the full report after you were told that no one was saying anything about it.
Ruler had started to get annoyed in the initial phases of her investigation since none of the Masters were willing to talk to her. So she decided to turn to you for help and here you were. Of course it was just as you were going to give the report yourself, you figured that you should keep improving your relationship with the church while this shit storm was going on.
Kotomine for his part was left sighing after you finished explaining to him how one Magus nearly recreated the fall of the dinosaurs. Ruler was stressed out as well trying to keep civilians away from the warzone.
She had half in mind banning the use of widescale magecraft of that level. You could only wish her good luck if she can find Olga.
"So Assassin withdrew shortly afterwards then? I see. This is certainly a difficult one. Ruler, what's your Judgement?" Kotomine asked the Administrative Servant.
"It's clear that Olga Marie Animusphere had violated the rules of the war by endangering the lives of thousands with her magecraft. Controlled or not, such a thing on a large scale would be disastrous and could risk exposure of the moonlit world. Now it would have been productive of me to go mete out proper punishment had someone here not held my person back," Ruler started before giving the priest beside her a narrowed look.
"Look, your Noble Phantasm was the only thing between people dying and not. While I appreciate your enthusiasm in capturing Assassin's Master and judging her, we sort of needed meteors to not reach the city," Kotomine replied as he glared at the Saint.
You blinked before raising a hand, "You guys have certainly been busy."
"Indeed! Our jobs are not jokes! We provide protection and healing to the populace given it's our duty as part of the Holy Church," Ruler said as she looked at you, "Though I could see that you're still bruised and hurt. Would you like to come down to heal those?"
Ruler gave you a worried look as she leaned forward. Kotomine blinked and knew what she was on about. Ruler wasn't looking at him so he openly mouthed I silence.
"Don't."
"It's fine! I'm fine! It's nothing to be worried about!" You told her as you pulled your clothes.
Ruler frowned and walked over to you, "Now, now. There's no need to be ashamed, let me see."
She tried looking some more and you yelped when she overpowered you. Rider smirked on the side as Ruler's widened. Kotomine cleaned his glasses and uttered a silent prayer.
"Oh no! That's a lot of bruises! That's... We need to heal you quickly. Dear me, do be more careful. Just what sort of fight did you get into?" Ruler huffed as she frowned at you.
Rider had this look that she was going to say something stupid as she eyed the Saint.
Pranks, Pillows and Oblivious Saints
[] "A pervert attacked me."
[] "A cat did it. It's going to get kicked later."
[] "It's... Not from a fight. Rider did it..."
[] Elbow Rider as hard as you can.
[] Let Rider dig her own grave and see where it gets her.
[] Write in...
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[X] Let Rider dig her own grave and see where it gets her.
Time for Ruler to break again.
Time for Ruler to break again.