Enlightenment

[Academia Nut]

Ingredients
3 oz. 100+ proof absinthe
1 oz. Jaegermeister
1 oz. bitters
2 oz. Everclear
1 tab panzerschockolade (substitute chocolate for a Training Shot)

Preparation
1.) Mix together the absinthe, jaegermesiter, and bitters in a cocktail shaker
2.) Place an absinthe spoon on a tall glass
3.) Place the panzerschockolade on the tall glass
4.) Begin slowly pouring the alcohol mixture over the spoon, igniting the stream
5.) Once the chocolate has dissolved/melted sufficiently, put the Everclear in a shot glass
6.) Drop the shot into the drink
7.) Extinguish flames
8.) Drink!

 

[Academia Nut]

Stacked Pole
1 line Bolivian Marching Powder
3 1 oz. shots of extremely poor quality vodka
1 oz. shot of high proof 200k+ Scoville chili liquor

1.) Stake the shots atop each other
2.) Do the line of coke
3.) Shoot the vodka shots
4.) If did not spill the vodka, do the spicy shot. If did spill the vodka, get the spicy shot splashed in the face

Trench Foot
8 oz. poor quality toilet bowl wine
1 oz. ammonia
1 oz. bleach

Cordial Invite
1 oz. paralytic neurotoxin of choice

No Night Light
Radium
Zinc Sulfide
Organic solvents

Sandblaster
2 parts 98% sulfuric acid
1 part 30% hydrogen peroxide
1 part 50% hydrofluoric acid