Shippou
Kitsune Trickster
... Can we please drop this. If there is no canon indication then there is no reason to do it.Pulsor93 said:
[Dragonball Z] Saiyan Birds and Bees
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"Man," Krillin sighed, rubbing his forehead. He'd been firing off Kamehameha waves at the ocean for hours now. Refining his technique, adjusting how much power he used...
"Oh what's the point?" He muttered, sitting down on a rock. "Goku will just go Super Saiyan, save us all and I'll get to make snarky comments on the side while trying not to wet my pants." He grumbled. "Man... Maybe I should try to find whoever makes these androids and get some cyber upgrades of my own." Krillin chuckled.
"Yeah... Then get them to graft a Saiyan tail onto me so I could go Super Saiyan too... While I'm at it, I've love to have a three foot long-"
"Hey Krillin," Gohan said, touching down next to him. Krillin looked over at her.
"Hey Gohwahh?!" He laughed incredulously at the eleven year old girl as she touched down, blushing... And wearing a tank top and short skirt. "What-Has Chi-Chi been watching Toddlers with Tiaras?!"
Gohan sighed and rubbed her forehead. "For some reason, Bulma thought that this would be a boost to my confidence."
"... And?" Krillin managed. Gohan stared at Krillin.
"I got catcalled. CATCALLED! I'm eleven!"
"That is creepy," Krillin said with a sigh. He pulled off his gi and handed it to the blushing girl. Gohan took it with a frown.
"Are... You sure?" She asked. "I mean, you'll be going without a shirt."
"Eh, I'm fine," Krillin said with a smile and shrug. Gohan noted he did indeed keep very fit, his small stature aside. "Besides, I've got to try working out without the weighted clothing."
"Ah... I was going to ask about that," Gohan said, barely holding up the weighted gi. She grunted. "Oh man... How is this holding together-"
The gi tore apart and several lead balls fell onto the sand. Gohan grimaced.
"Ah... Er..."
Krillin shrugged. "It's all right..." He sighed. "Not the first time this has happened."
"It... May not be all bad," Gohan mumbled, blushing a bit. Krillin blinked.
"Wha-?"
"I MEAN," Gohan said quickly, "we can talk to Bulma! Who could get you a Kevlar gi! That can stand the weight better! Or get you into a gravity room for training! Or even explore cybernetic upgrades and so on!" She smiled. "I mean... Humans make things, build things. We've built starships and capsule tech and even those androids are human built!"
"Hm... Think that would be honorable?" Krillin asked. Gohan stared.
"You mean like raising people from the dead after they've received training they couldn't get in the living world to become super strong?" She asked dryly.
"You're absolutely right," Krillin said with a bright grin. "Hey, you feeling all right? You look kind of red."
"Ah... I didn't... Um... I think I'm having a hormonal reaction thanks to my olfactory capacity and the scent of your male hormones through your sweat," Gohan said quickly. Far too quickly. Krillin stared at her.
"What?" He asked.
"Uh... J-Just go take a shower... And put on a shirt, please," Gohan muttered. Krillin sighed and walked into Kame House.
"Fine..."
"He's like my uncle, he's like my uncle, he's like my uncle, stupid hormones!" Gohan hissed.
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"Man," Krillin sighed, rubbing his forehead. He'd been firing off Kamehameha waves at the ocean for hours now. Refining his technique, adjusting how much power he used...
"Oh what's the point?" He muttered, sitting down on a rock. "Goku will just go Super Saiyan, save us all and I'll get to make snarky comments on the side while trying not to wet my pants." He grumbled. "Man... Maybe I should try to find whoever makes these androids and get some cyber upgrades of my own." Krillin chuckled.
"Yeah... Then get them to graft a Saiyan tail onto me so I could go Super Saiyan too... While I'm at it, I've love to have a three foot long-"
"Hey Krillin," Gohan said, touching down next to him. Krillin looked over at her.
"Hey Gohwahh?!" He laughed incredulously at the eleven year old girl as she touched down, blushing... And wearing a tank top and short skirt. "What-Has Chi-Chi been watching Toddlers with Tiaras?!"
Gohan sighed and rubbed her forehead. "For some reason, Bulma thought that this would be a boost to my confidence."
"... And?" Krillin managed. Gohan stared at Krillin.
"I got catcalled. CATCALLED! I'm eleven!"
"That is creepy," Krillin said with a sigh. He pulled off his gi and handed it to the blushing girl. Gohan took it with a frown.
"Are... You sure?" She asked. "I mean, you'll be going without a shirt."
"Eh, I'm fine," Krillin said with a smile and shrug. Gohan noted he did indeed keep very fit, his small stature aside. "Besides, I've got to try working out without the weighted clothing."
"Ah... I was going to ask about that," Gohan said, barely holding up the weighted gi. She grunted. "Oh man... How is this holding together-"
The gi tore apart and several lead balls fell onto the sand. Gohan grimaced.
"Ah... Er..."
Krillin shrugged. "It's all right..." He sighed. "Not the first time this has happened."
"It... May not be all bad," Gohan mumbled, blushing a bit. Krillin blinked.
"Wha-?"
"I MEAN," Gohan said quickly, "we can talk to Bulma! Who could get you a Kevlar gi! That can stand the weight better! Or get you into a gravity room for training! Or even explore cybernetic upgrades and so on!" She smiled. "I mean... Humans make things, build things. We've built starships and capsule tech and even those androids are human built!"
"Hm... Think that would be honorable?" Krillin asked. Gohan stared.
"You mean like raising people from the dead after they've received training they couldn't get in the living world to become super strong?" She asked dryly.
"You're absolutely right," Krillin said with a bright grin. "Hey, you feeling all right? You look kind of red."
"Ah... I didn't... Um... I think I'm having a hormonal reaction thanks to my olfactory capacity and the scent of your male hormones through your sweat," Gohan said quickly. Far too quickly. Krillin stared at her.
"What?" He asked.
"Uh... J-Just go take a shower... And put on a shirt, please," Gohan muttered. Krillin sighed and walked into Kame House.
"Fine..."
"He's like my uncle, he's like my uncle, he's like my uncle, stupid hormones!" Gohan hissed.
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Vegeta, Goku it's time to beat someone senseless!
Eventually. Once it gets enough material.GioGio said:
Better a crush on Krillin than on Vegeta.Da-Guru said:
Seriously, screw all those Girl!Gohan/Vegeta fics. Yech.
Jace911
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Sweet merciful christ....i cannot believe i missed this.AndrewJTalon said:
FemaleGohan...not really my thing, but my god! This is some brilliant shit!
edmantgoog
init high just high
something something enlightenment via martial arts.Ike said:
basically they too a symbolic concept and ran with it but no he wasn't born with it
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Three-Eyed_clan
although he is a part of a clan where this is a common trait
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One year until the Androids arrival...
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Gohan stood atop an icy plateau, the wind whipping her hair. She sucked in a deep breath, and held her arms apart. She sensed the ki of her father and Piccolo. She raised her hands.
"YAH!"
"HRAWR!"
She blocked the strikes from Goku and Piccolo, and the dozens of follow up punches and kicks. They moved along the plateau, moving so fast that to an ordinary bystander they wouldn't be visible. Gohan leaped up high, and held her hands up.
"MASEN-!"
Her chest bounced and she gasped.
"Ah? Wha-"
A punch hit her right in the face. And then a kick into her stomach. She gasped and fired off ki blasts in both directions. "YAH!"
Goku and Piccolo dodged and attacked again. Gohan focused, and continued blocking and countering their strikes. She flipped upside down in mid air and slapped the strikes away. She felt another bounce... And her father and father figure once again took advantage and blasted her off a cliff. She slammed into the ground, blowing out a crater. "MMNGPH!"
She pushed herself up and grunted. "Ugh...! Haa... Haa... Haa..."
Piccolo and Goku were floating above her. Goku looked concerned.
"Gohan? You okay?"
"Now you show concern?" Piccolo asked sarcastically. Goku frowned.
"She's been having trouble moving lately... What is it, Gohan?" Goku asked. Gohan flushed and looked down. She wrapped her arms around her chest.
"Um... I think that... Um..."
"Actually, you look kind of like Chi-Chi when..." Goku brightened. "Oh! I get it! You have boobs now!"
Gohan's face burned bright red. "D-Dad...!"
"That's okay! We can do what Chi-Chi did with her boobs!" He floated down and reached into his satchel. He pulled out several white bandages and handed them to Gohan. "Just wrap them up!"
"Uh... Okay," she mumbled. Piccolo stared at Goku. Goku blinked at him, as Gohan turned around and pulled her top off.
"What?" Goku asked.
"Nothing... Just..." The Namekian switched to telepathy. I'm kind of glad you're acting like a dad now.
Goku smiled back. Hey, I know how to do it. Besides, I don't think the Androids are gonna wait for her to get training bras.
Good point, Piccolo said. Gohan wrapped her breasts up with the bandages, and pulled her top back on. She turned around and smiled.
"All right! Let's go!"
"Then let's get back to it with-" Goku began, before Piccolo raised his hand.
"DODDDDGGGGGE!" He unleashed an energy blast that sent Gohan flying into a nearby cliff face.
"UWAAHHHHH!" Gohan cried. Goku blinked.
"She's still got trouble with the dodge-"
"Yeah, still working on that," Piccolo said.
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One year until the Androids arrival...
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Gohan stood atop an icy plateau, the wind whipping her hair. She sucked in a deep breath, and held her arms apart. She sensed the ki of her father and Piccolo. She raised her hands.
"YAH!"
"HRAWR!"
She blocked the strikes from Goku and Piccolo, and the dozens of follow up punches and kicks. They moved along the plateau, moving so fast that to an ordinary bystander they wouldn't be visible. Gohan leaped up high, and held her hands up.
"MASEN-!"
Her chest bounced and she gasped.
"Ah? Wha-"
A punch hit her right in the face. And then a kick into her stomach. She gasped and fired off ki blasts in both directions. "YAH!"
Goku and Piccolo dodged and attacked again. Gohan focused, and continued blocking and countering their strikes. She flipped upside down in mid air and slapped the strikes away. She felt another bounce... And her father and father figure once again took advantage and blasted her off a cliff. She slammed into the ground, blowing out a crater. "MMNGPH!"
She pushed herself up and grunted. "Ugh...! Haa... Haa... Haa..."
Piccolo and Goku were floating above her. Goku looked concerned.
"Gohan? You okay?"
"Now you show concern?" Piccolo asked sarcastically. Goku frowned.
"She's been having trouble moving lately... What is it, Gohan?" Goku asked. Gohan flushed and looked down. She wrapped her arms around her chest.
"Um... I think that... Um..."
"Actually, you look kind of like Chi-Chi when..." Goku brightened. "Oh! I get it! You have boobs now!"
Gohan's face burned bright red. "D-Dad...!"
"That's okay! We can do what Chi-Chi did with her boobs!" He floated down and reached into his satchel. He pulled out several white bandages and handed them to Gohan. "Just wrap them up!"
"Uh... Okay," she mumbled. Piccolo stared at Goku. Goku blinked at him, as Gohan turned around and pulled her top off.
"What?" Goku asked.
"Nothing... Just..." The Namekian switched to telepathy. I'm kind of glad you're acting like a dad now.
Goku smiled back. Hey, I know how to do it. Besides, I don't think the Androids are gonna wait for her to get training bras.
Good point, Piccolo said. Gohan wrapped her breasts up with the bandages, and pulled her top back on. She turned around and smiled.
"All right! Let's go!"
"Then let's get back to it with-" Goku began, before Piccolo raised his hand.
"DODDDDGGGGGE!" He unleashed an energy blast that sent Gohan flying into a nearby cliff face.
"UWAAHHHHH!" Gohan cried. Goku blinked.
"She's still got trouble with the dodge-"
"Yeah, still working on that," Piccolo said.
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They came home from training late in the day, Gohan still blushing heavily as she held her arms around her chest. Goku smiled at her.
"Come on Gohan, don't be so embarrassed! Chi-Chi's gonna be really happy!"
"Um..." Gohan began. Piccolo rolled his eyes.
"It's just a biological reaction. I don't see why you have all this embarrassment over it."
"Come on Piccolo! Go easy on her! Just because you don't have a penis is no reason to take it out on Gohan," Goku said, still smiling. Piccolo's eyebrows twitched.
"I swear, if I didn't know you better I'd think you were a smart ass..."
"That sounds familiar," said Goku. Piccolo snorted.
"Of course it does..."
They trooped up to the front door of Goku's house, and the door opened. Chi-Chi came out with a scowl.
"Well! I see you've roughed each other up once again!"
"But Chi-Chi, we have to train for the Androids and all! And besides, I have good news!" Goku said happily. Chi-Chi's scowl deepened.
"What good news?"
"Uh, Dad, hang on a second-" Gohan tried.
"Gohan got her boobs!" Goku said cheerfully. He pushed her forward and yanked her top up. "See?"
"DAD!" Gohan shrieked. Chi-Chi gasped, and clapped her hands together... With a smile.
"Oh Gohan! This is... You're becoming a beautiful young lady!" Chi-Chi said happily, pulling Gohan into a tight hug. "You're growing up so fast! Come on, let's go get you your first bra!"
"Uh... What about dinner?" Gohan asked. Chi-Chi waved her hand as she led Gohan away.
"Oh, your dad can order a pizza."
"Aw... Just one?" Asked Goku. Chi-Chi rolled her eyes.
"Fine... Order ten."
"Yay!" Goku said brightly. "You want some pizza, Piccolo?"
"I don't eat, remember?" The Namekian grunted.
"More for me! Have fun shopping, Gohan!" Goku waved. "Maybe you should get Bulma, too?"
Chi-Chi sighed. "Well... She did give you that scandalous outfit but it might be helpful to get her input on something good for a young lady your age..."
Gohan gasped. "D-Dad!"
"Have fun Gohan and Chi-Chi!" Goku said, waving. "I'll enjoy my pizza!"
"Yes you will," Chi-Chi said. "Come on Gohan, let's go!"
Gohan sighed, and flew off with her mother in her arms. Goku waved with a bright smile, as Piccolo stared at him. Goku looked over at his former enemy and now current friend.
"What?" Goku asked.
"... You just continue to surprise me," Piccolo said, shaking his head. Goku beamed.
"Thanks!"
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They came home from training late in the day, Gohan still blushing heavily as she held her arms around her chest. Goku smiled at her.
"Come on Gohan, don't be so embarrassed! Chi-Chi's gonna be really happy!"
"Um..." Gohan began. Piccolo rolled his eyes.
"It's just a biological reaction. I don't see why you have all this embarrassment over it."
"Come on Piccolo! Go easy on her! Just because you don't have a penis is no reason to take it out on Gohan," Goku said, still smiling. Piccolo's eyebrows twitched.
"I swear, if I didn't know you better I'd think you were a smart ass..."
"That sounds familiar," said Goku. Piccolo snorted.
"Of course it does..."
They trooped up to the front door of Goku's house, and the door opened. Chi-Chi came out with a scowl.
"Well! I see you've roughed each other up once again!"
"But Chi-Chi, we have to train for the Androids and all! And besides, I have good news!" Goku said happily. Chi-Chi's scowl deepened.
"What good news?"
"Uh, Dad, hang on a second-" Gohan tried.
"Gohan got her boobs!" Goku said cheerfully. He pushed her forward and yanked her top up. "See?"
"DAD!" Gohan shrieked. Chi-Chi gasped, and clapped her hands together... With a smile.
"Oh Gohan! This is... You're becoming a beautiful young lady!" Chi-Chi said happily, pulling Gohan into a tight hug. "You're growing up so fast! Come on, let's go get you your first bra!"
"Uh... What about dinner?" Gohan asked. Chi-Chi waved her hand as she led Gohan away.
"Oh, your dad can order a pizza."
"Aw... Just one?" Asked Goku. Chi-Chi rolled her eyes.
"Fine... Order ten."
"Yay!" Goku said brightly. "You want some pizza, Piccolo?"
"I don't eat, remember?" The Namekian grunted.
"More for me! Have fun shopping, Gohan!" Goku waved. "Maybe you should get Bulma, too?"
Chi-Chi sighed. "Well... She did give you that scandalous outfit but it might be helpful to get her input on something good for a young lady your age..."
Gohan gasped. "D-Dad!"
"Have fun Gohan and Chi-Chi!" Goku said, waving. "I'll enjoy my pizza!"
"Yes you will," Chi-Chi said. "Come on Gohan, let's go!"
Gohan sighed, and flew off with her mother in her arms. Goku waved with a bright smile, as Piccolo stared at him. Goku looked over at his former enemy and now current friend.
"What?" Goku asked.
"... You just continue to surprise me," Piccolo said, shaking his head. Goku beamed.
"Thanks!"
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Yeah, he isn't a terrible father in canon. But it is fun to make jokes about it. And to have him do the unexpected and be a good dad.Ninjafish said:
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I think it's mostly how he STAYED dead for 7 years to keep training when his wife was pregnant and his son was like 10.Ninjafish said:
Speaking of Gohan's age, did you age him/her 3 years on purpose or did you mess up the dates? Because if the story goes as normal she'll enter highschool at 20(21 if you count the time spent in room of spirit and time)
Also, i really hope goku doesnt stay dead for 7 years this time, because DBZ doesnt have enough wacky slice of life stuff and those are awesome with Goku around.
Zap Rowsdower
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And don't forget that he insisted on staying with the Yardratians for over a year and learning Instant Transmission, then coming home the long way rather than being wished back to Earth and spending time with his six-year-old son who hasn't spent more than a few minutes with him since age 4 (or, again, Chi-Chi, who's seen him even less).
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He's the Cartman?Farmer_10 said:
I just aged her up a bit so that talking about pre-teen girl puberty would be less awkward and so the mods wouldn't get any wrong ideas.Sebazu said:
No doubt, but he's not getting a piece of Goku's daughter.Ike said:
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Pfffft.AndrewJTalon said:
Sorry, that sounded like you wanted a piece of Goku's daugther.
Nope. Nope nope nope.Sebazu said:
Zap Rowsdower
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AndrewJTalon said:
So adorable... And so capable of kicking your ass.
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They had touched down at Capsule Corp, and Bulma had brought them both into the living room. The moment Gohan leaned over to take some tea, Bulma gasped happily and clapped her hands together.
"Oh wow! Gohan has boobs now!" Bulma said. "A few more years and you are going to be as hot as... As... Mikasa Ackerman! I mean, muscled and curvy!"
"Mikasa who?" Gohan asked, blushing furiously. "And uh-"
"You really need to introduce her to Attack on Titan," Bulma said emphatically. "I mean, it's no bloodier than what she's actually seen and it has great female role models."
"Coming from you, that means... Well, it means a fair amount. Hence why I'm consulting you about Gohan's bra since you're knowledegable about modern fashion. Since Gohan's begun to blossom."
"Bloom," Bulma sighed happily.
"Grow into womanhood," Chi-Chi sighed back.
"What are you two women babbling about now?" Vegeta asked gruffly, walking in with a towel over his shoulder. He was dressed in a pair of lycra shorts, and nothing else. Bulma smiled happily.
"Gohan's getting her first bra!"
Vegeta slowly looked over at Gohan. She covered her chest unconsciously.
"Er... Yeah," Gohan said.
"What do you have to say to that, Vegeta?" Chi-Chi asked. Vegeta blinked.
"... If we were back on Planet Vegeta, you'd grow into a last resort for some of the lower class elites. Or maybe a sex pet for one of the really weird scientists."
Chi-Chi scowled. "VEGETA!" She cried angrily.
"Oh okay, fine!" Vegeta scoffed. "She could be a concubine for one of my sons! One of the higher rated ones. Well, no... I'd give her to my youngest and most annoying. Would serve him right-GAH!"
Vegeta staggered back in disbelief, the clang of the frying pan ringing out through the Capsule Corporation compound. The Prince of All Saiyans gaped at the furious Chi-Chi.
"You-You-How did you-?!"
CLANG!
"DON'T YOU TELL MY DAUGHTER SHE'D BE A CONCUBINE!" Chi-Chi shrieked. Vegeta was now covering his head.
"ARGH! AUGH! STOP IT YOU DEMON WOMAN-GAH! HOW ARE YOU-ARGH!"
"Uhhh... How...?" Gohan tried. Bulma shrugged.
"I got her a Gundanium frying pan for a wedding present. Hardest, strongest metal known to man. And now Saiyans..."
"ARGH! OW! STOP-GAHHH! OKAY! OKAY! I TAKE IT BACK!" Vegeta cried, holding his hands up. Chi-Chi glared.
"Uh huh?"
"She could..." Vegeta grimaced. "Be a... Princess..."
Chi-Chi smiled. "Better!"
"Then I'd dump her tailless ass somewhere far, farrr away," Vegeta muttered. Chi-Chi snarled.
"YOU-!"
CLANG!
"HOW-ARGH-THE HELL-OW-IS THIS-ARGH-HURTING ME-FUCK!"
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They had touched down at Capsule Corp, and Bulma had brought them both into the living room. The moment Gohan leaned over to take some tea, Bulma gasped happily and clapped her hands together.
"Oh wow! Gohan has boobs now!" Bulma said. "A few more years and you are going to be as hot as... As... Mikasa Ackerman! I mean, muscled and curvy!"
"Mikasa who?" Gohan asked, blushing furiously. "And uh-"
"You really need to introduce her to Attack on Titan," Bulma said emphatically. "I mean, it's no bloodier than what she's actually seen and it has great female role models."
"Coming from you, that means... Well, it means a fair amount. Hence why I'm consulting you about Gohan's bra since you're knowledegable about modern fashion. Since Gohan's begun to blossom."
"Bloom," Bulma sighed happily.
"Grow into womanhood," Chi-Chi sighed back.
"What are you two women babbling about now?" Vegeta asked gruffly, walking in with a towel over his shoulder. He was dressed in a pair of lycra shorts, and nothing else. Bulma smiled happily.
"Gohan's getting her first bra!"
Vegeta slowly looked over at Gohan. She covered her chest unconsciously.
"Er... Yeah," Gohan said.
"What do you have to say to that, Vegeta?" Chi-Chi asked. Vegeta blinked.
"... If we were back on Planet Vegeta, you'd grow into a last resort for some of the lower class elites. Or maybe a sex pet for one of the really weird scientists."
Chi-Chi scowled. "VEGETA!" She cried angrily.
"Oh okay, fine!" Vegeta scoffed. "She could be a concubine for one of my sons! One of the higher rated ones. Well, no... I'd give her to my youngest and most annoying. Would serve him right-GAH!"
Vegeta staggered back in disbelief, the clang of the frying pan ringing out through the Capsule Corporation compound. The Prince of All Saiyans gaped at the furious Chi-Chi.
"You-You-How did you-?!"
CLANG!
"DON'T YOU TELL MY DAUGHTER SHE'D BE A CONCUBINE!" Chi-Chi shrieked. Vegeta was now covering his head.
"ARGH! AUGH! STOP IT YOU DEMON WOMAN-GAH! HOW ARE YOU-ARGH!"
"Uhhh... How...?" Gohan tried. Bulma shrugged.
"I got her a Gundanium frying pan for a wedding present. Hardest, strongest metal known to man. And now Saiyans..."
"ARGH! OW! STOP-GAHHH! OKAY! OKAY! I TAKE IT BACK!" Vegeta cried, holding his hands up. Chi-Chi glared.
"Uh huh?"
"She could..." Vegeta grimaced. "Be a... Princess..."
Chi-Chi smiled. "Better!"
"Then I'd dump her tailless ass somewhere far, farrr away," Vegeta muttered. Chi-Chi snarled.
"YOU-!"
CLANG!
"HOW-ARGH-THE HELL-OW-IS THIS-ARGH-HURTING ME-FUCK!"
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