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[Dragonball Z] Saiyan Birds and Bees

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You know I always wondered why Vegeta didn't use the Eternal dragon to wish all humans into becoming saiyans, I don't know why but it seems to be in character for him.
 
Because hindsight is a bitch and Vegeta keeps forgetting because he's pissed whenever he gets his ass handed to him?

Also, more delicious awkwardness! Videl must show up soon for our amusement!
 
Well . . . Abridged Vegeta might at the very least have thought about reviving the Saiyan women.

He just has slightly different priorities when making wishes.

"First immortality, then the bitches."
 
Yeah, Vegeta's priorities are kinda skewered as to what he'll do with the Dragon balls.

Also...

Cat loves food yeah, yeah, yeah!
 
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Gohan came in for a landing at Capsule Corp headquarters, touching down with a happy smile. "Hey Mrs. Briefs!" She greeted Bulma's mother. The statuesque blonde was watering her flowers, and smiled warmly at Gohan.

"Hello Gohan! My, you grow prettier every day!"

"Thank you Mrs. Briefs," Gohan said shyly. "I wanted to talk to Bulma about some things-"

"Oh, she's right in there doing some repairs for Vegeta's ship," Mrs. Briefs said, pointing at the spherical vessel. Gohan grimaced.

"Er... He's not here, is he?"

"No, he's off eating," Mrs. Briefs said. Gohan breathed a sigh of relief.

"Thank God... Or Kami, or... Nevermind." The demi-Saiyan girl headed into the Capsule ship. Bulma was bent over a console, fiddling with various control circuits. She rocked her hips back and forth a bit.

"Oh... Is the big Saiyan prince offended that the lowly human is in his ship?" Bulma crooned. Gohan blinked.

"Uh..."

Bulma blinked and stood up. She looked over her shoulders.

"Gohan! Oh, hello... You're not Vegeta!" She said quickly.

"No, no I'm not," Gohan said slowly. "And I think we'll just pretend that you didn't say that."

"Say what?" Bulma asked.

"Exactly," Gohan said. "Though I actually do have to ask you something a bit related to him."

Bulma smiled and leaned back against the console. "Oh... You mean his little obsession with making sure you have a proper mate? It's kind of cute, actually."

"It isn't anything of the kind," Gohan grumbled. Bulma giggled and hugged the shorter girl.

"Maybe not... But hey! It is better than him trying to kill you."

"I suppose," Gohan mumbled. "So... Any advice?"

"Well, you need a perspective on dating that isn't your mom's, or your dad's, or Vegeta's," Bulma said. "Or Krillin's."

"Krillin has actually been really helpful, surprisingly," Gohan said. "Though Vegeta is convinced he's going to perv on me when I get older."

"Well, it might not be so bad," Bulma said with a little smile. "He is pretty buff... Despite being bald, and weaker than your dad-"

"He's like my uncle, that would be gross," Gohan said. Bulma hummed.

"All right. If we're going to continue this conversation, we need to do so over ice cream and boy magazines." She grinned. "And maybe we can look at the pictures I took of that cute future guy!"

Gohan smiled. "Trunks? He was pretty..." She blushed a bit, "cute."

"Now we're talking!" Bulma said cheerfully.

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Oh Trunks... too bad you can't just tell everyone that you are gay (Which wouldn't be lying) to avert Gohan's growing crush on you. That would just lead to more awkwardness and horror on your part...
 
I thought Future Trunks was gay? Or maybe my memory is skewered at the moment. Haven't looked at Dragon Ball in a long time...
 
Ike said:
Its this- nowhere in dbz was future trunks ever implied to be gay.

Most likely you've just read the huge reams of fanfiction that involve him getting it on with gohan, because 99% of the time he's in a fanfic its because someone wanted him to do gohan.
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Or Goten, for Present Trunks.
 
Nah, I just saw way to many comedy comics implying that Trunks is gay (One of which has Trunks discovering his dad's naked pics of Bulma and Vegeta discovering Trunks' stash of 'PlayMacho'.)

If anything, for hilarity Trunks claims that he's gay to make Gohan not attracted to him, screaming in horror internally all the while as Vegeta cries in despair while Bulma supports his 'lifestyle', and Gohan promises to be his 'girlfriend' when his present self grows up.
 
Mithril-blade said:
This is a world where being gay is merely unusual, not considered wrong. We, as the audience, have an omniscient point of view of their actions, private or otherwise. They have never shown hints, implied or otherwise, of homosexual attraction. Given the first two points, it's just not realist to say that they are merely bullshitting.
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...I wish I lived there...

...Or maybe not...
 
Hey Andrew, what background is canon in this story? the one from the Bardock special or the one from Dragon Ball Minus?

I'm asking because having Gohan finding out Uranai-baba can revive people for a day may give her the idea of asking her to revive her grandmother to find out the differences between Saiyan and Human women, at least from someone that isnt Vegeta.

And that has the potential for Lulz.
 
Sebazu said:
Hey Andrew, what background is canon in this story? the one from the Bardock special or the one from Dragon Ball Minus?

I'm asking because having Gohan finding out Uranai-baba can revive people for a day may give her the idea of asking her to revive her grandmother to find out the differences between Saiyan and Human women, at least from someone that isnt Vegeta.

And that has the potential for Lulz.
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Um... Kind of a mix, with a healthy dose of the Abridged series. And yet, it does have plenty of potential for lulz.
 
Hope Goku's mom doesn't find out how dumb Goku became because he bumped his head. I have a feeling she would flip out.
 
GioGio said:
Hope Goku's mom doesn't find out how dumb Goku became because he bumped his head. I have a feeling she would flip out.
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Dumb when it comes to social mores and common sense: A fucking genius when it comes to fighting, on a level a god of war would envy. I think she'll be plenty proud.
 
Gohan: What's a Raditz? And why does it sound like Uncle Yamcha?

Edit: Yeah, I guess your right. She's less violent than other Saiyans, but still one of them.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
"No," Vegeta stated. "I'm here to talk about your brat Gohan."

"Gohan? Oh yes, she's a cute little girl! Really powerful, blows stuff up good! Where is she, anyway?" Asked Goku. Vegeta stared at him, and looked over at Piccolo. Piccolo pointed to the nearby river.
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When i read this i honestly thought Goku didnt know the gender of his child.
 
Gohan seriously needs to interact with Master Roshi sometime, just so Vegeta can go 'overprotective uncle' on the old man.
 
GioGio said:
Gohan seriously needs to interact with Master Roshi sometime, just so Vegeta can go 'overprotective uncle' on the old man.
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Actually, in a stunning display of self awareness and because Roshi would no doubt feel genuine affection for Gohan as his former student's daughter, I want Roshi's advice to be fantastic.

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"Gohan, there are a lot of bad people in this world. These people will lie to you, tell you they love you when really all they want is to use you. Sadly, there's little actual way of determining who's genuine and who isn't save experience."

Roshi sighed and took off his glasses, rubbing the bridge of his nose. He was normally so bombastic and animated, but right now he truly looked like the old man that he was. It was such a drastic difference that Gohan wasn't exactly sure what to say in response.

"I've lived a long time," Roshi continued, putting his hand down and his glasses back on. "And I've seen a lot of heartbreak and misery. Good men and women throughout the ages have been hurt, sometimes badly, by those who they believed loved them. I don't want to see you ever suffering the same. So be careful, all right? Don't go in hung up on the idea the first cute guy or gal who makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside is going to be the one you stay with for the rest of your life. Chances are that won't happen. You don't need to rush into these things. You're young. You've got all the time in the world."

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My basic reasoning is that Roshi is definitely a pervert, but this is still a good friend's kid and he wouldn't want to see her get hurt. So this would be one of those few times he actually gets serious.
 
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