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Don't Shoot, We're Republican! - A Kantai Collection Quest

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[X] Quartermaster reporting that there are no damns or fucks left on board. Repeat, there are no damns or fucks left on board.
-[X] "No, you."
 
[X] Quartermaster reporting that there are no damns or fucks left on board. Repeat, there are no damns or fucks left on board.
-[X] "No, you."
 
[X] Quartermaster reporting that there are no damns or fucks left on board. Repeat, there are no damns or fucks left on board.
-[X] "No, you."

This is too funny.
 
Holy crap massages with buffers, I actually called it!

[X] Quartermaster reporting that there are no damns or fucks left on board. Repeat, there are no damns or fucks left on board.
-[X] "No, you."
 
I'm going to try and go for something relatively realistic here, though I doubt it'll be the winning option :p
[X] Panic - but last time you panicked, everything went wrong, so you can't panic, and oh god now you're panicking about panicking, and you're breathing too fast and-
 
[X] Quartermaster reporting that there are no damns or fucks left on board. Repeat, there are no damns or fucks left on board.
-[X] "No, you."

Yup.
 
[X] Quartermaster reporting that there are no damns or fucks left on board. Repeat, there are no damns or fucks left on board.
-[X] "No, you."
 
[X] You feel too good to care right now. If she continues to be a bother, ask Yamato to deal with her.
 
[X] Quartermaster reporting that there are no damns or fucks left on board. Repeat, there are no damns or fucks left on board.
-[X] "No, you."
 
[X] You feel too good to care right now. If she continues to be a bother, ask Yamato to deal with her.
 
[X] Quartermaster reporting that there are no damns or fucks left on board. Repeat, there are no damns or fucks left on board.
-[X] "No, you."

Hoppo is a jerk.
 
Nagato tearfully exclaims, "Hoppo has run away! Quick we must find her!"

"Does anyone have any idea why she would feel unwanted?" She adds.
 
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[X] Freak out
No. of votes: 1
apeljohn

[X]You feel too good to care right now. If she continues to be a bother, ask Yamato to deal with her.
No. of votes: 11
aledeth, Islanderninja, Twei, landcollector, veekie, Stormgear, NothingNow, inquisition, spaceman1997, Jrin, FelOnyx

[X] Call Nagamon
No. of votes: 3
Slayers148, MissingJimbo, AnonymousRabbit

[X] Quartermaster reporting that there are no damns or fucks left on board. Repeat, there are no damns or fucks left on board.
-[X] No, you.
No. of votes: 17
Dalek Ix, Jedarol, Steelhooves, Cmmdfugal, Ramble, obssesednuker, Silvrose, LostDeviljho, Taugundrone, Redon, Krika, Kyman201, Unlucky Bibliophile, RagnorakTres, MrLZRS, Mal-3, Nottheunmaker

[X] Go back to the arctic.
No. of votes: 1
Starfox5

[X] Dalek 1x
No. of votes: 1
Zoosmell

[X] Panic - but last time you panicked, everything went wrong, so you can't panic, and oh god now you're panicking about panicking, and you're breathing too fast and-
No. of votes: 1
eternaleye

[x] I am home. Now relax, you pint-sized plane-pervert.
No. of votes: 1
The Bushranger

 
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    • [X] Quartermaster reporting that there are no damns or fucks left on board. Repeat, there are no damns or fucks left on board.
    -[X] No, you.
    A little tiny Abyssal is right next to you. She probably wants to tear you limb from limb, and is stopped only because she's been crippled.
    Really, you should be terrified....

    But unfortunately, according to your Quartermaster, there are no damns or fucks left on board. Repeat, there are no damns or fucks left on board.
    At least, you're pretty sure that's what your Quartermaster said. Because the Fairy just stood on your shoulder and chanted "America!" for five seconds.

    You stare down at Hoppo... and yawn in disinterest.

    "No you."

    Hoppo stares back for a good solid minute, before she begins to tear up.

    "G-Go Home!" she sniffles, before running away from you.

    Heh. Good.

    But...

    "Yamato?" you turn to the Battleship, who's soaking happily in the bath, "What was Hoppo doing here?"

    "Nagato often comes into the city," Yamato explains, sighing, "Why?"

    "Is... Nagato particularly attached to Hoppo?" you ask tentatively.

    "Yes, why?" Yamato looks to you in concern.

    "Um, uh," you pale, staring at Nagato as she stands in the entryway, cracking her knuckles while her hair writhes around her demonically, her face pure darkness with two glaring red murderous eyes, "No reason."

    {Options}​
    [] Run
    [] Dive, Dive, Dive!
    [] Apologize to Nagato
    [] Apologize to Hoppo
    [] Fight!
     
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    • No wait, I got one better.

    [X] Quartermaster repeats, Quartermaster repeats, no damns or fucks left on board, no damns or fucks left on board. Standing ground, repeat standing ground.
    [X] "Is there a problem, Nagato?"
     
    [X] Quartermaster repeats, Quartermaster repeats, no damns or fucks left on board, no damns or fucks left on board. Standing ground, repeat standing ground.
    [X] "Is there a problem, Nagato?"
     
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