Don't Shoot, We're Republican! - A Kantai Collection Quest
- Thread starter TheBleachDoctor
- Start date
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Hello there
- Location
- [DATA EXPUNGED]
I feel like this is relevant to what we what to do to WO-rnet, apparently.
Ivan the Not-so-Terrible
AH MEW CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKE
- Location
- Mikonyan’s USSR
Time to drift with the
There is no possible way this can go wrong.[/Newt]
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Tallying, tallying.
46- Freedom
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
[x] Requisition two vitas and play some ....uh....freedom wars with her.
-[x] Afterwards, get her some fashionable clothing cause she is your daughteru
--[x] And feed her some "real" food, whatever good shipgirls eat.
"Admiral!" you turn to face her, "Can I take Wo out for a bit?"
"Sure," she nods, "Go have fun. You two have been cooped up long enough as it is!"
Yes! Best Admiral! Perverted model-making notwithstanding!
The first thing you do is go out and grab some Vitas from the Commissary. You've got a lot of money saved up, so it's no big deal! A couple of Freedom Wars cartridges and you're ready to play with Wo! You also grab a stylish T-shirt and skirt for her! Since this Commissary frequently serves Shipgirls, they've got just the stuff to tickle your fancy!
Wo leaves the Commissary garbed in a shirt declaring, "I was at Operation Crossroads and all I got was this T-Shirt!" over a photo of the test itself. You pass Nagato on your way out, and she goes pale and starts hyperventilating.
Probably nothing.
In the mess hall, you grab some proper food for you and your Carrier, and consume it over Freedom Wars.
That is to say, you haphazardly attempted to play a video game while eating bowls of curry over rice, and it goes about as well as anyone could except.
Your losing streak is only broken when Wo drops her Vita into a bowl of miso soup, the device shorting out instantly and bricking itself.
She looks devastated.
You go back to the Commissary and get her a new one.
Your poor savings.
The rest of the day passes in this fashion until it's time to sleep. Your Admiral said the briefing would be tomorrow, so you don't need to worry tonight.
Quickly dressing in your pajamas, you head to your bunk to see Wo already in it. She's likewise dressed for bed and pats the space next to her eagerly. You guess you could share the bunk... although there is a futon in the closet.
[] Share bunk
[] Futon time
-[x] Afterwards, get her some fashionable clothing cause she is your daughteru
--[x] And feed her some "real" food, whatever good shipgirls eat.
"Admiral!" you turn to face her, "Can I take Wo out for a bit?"
"Sure," she nods, "Go have fun. You two have been cooped up long enough as it is!"
Yes! Best Admiral! Perverted model-making notwithstanding!
The first thing you do is go out and grab some Vitas from the Commissary. You've got a lot of money saved up, so it's no big deal! A couple of Freedom Wars cartridges and you're ready to play with Wo! You also grab a stylish T-shirt and skirt for her! Since this Commissary frequently serves Shipgirls, they've got just the stuff to tickle your fancy!
Wo leaves the Commissary garbed in a shirt declaring, "I was at Operation Crossroads and all I got was this T-Shirt!" over a photo of the test itself. You pass Nagato on your way out, and she goes pale and starts hyperventilating.
Probably nothing.
In the mess hall, you grab some proper food for you and your Carrier, and consume it over Freedom Wars.
That is to say, you haphazardly attempted to play a video game while eating bowls of curry over rice, and it goes about as well as anyone could except.
Your losing streak is only broken when Wo drops her Vita into a bowl of miso soup, the device shorting out instantly and bricking itself.
She looks devastated.
You go back to the Commissary and get her a new one.
Your poor savings.
The rest of the day passes in this fashion until it's time to sleep. Your Admiral said the briefing would be tomorrow, so you don't need to worry tonight.
Quickly dressing in your pajamas, you head to your bunk to see Wo already in it. She's likewise dressed for bed and pats the space next to her eagerly. You guess you could share the bunk... although there is a futon in the closet.
[] Share bunk
[] Futon time
obssesednuker
Commander of 10 Million Men
- Location
- In the Kremlin, activating Perimtr.
[X] Share bunk
-[X] snuggle
-[X] snuggle
[X] Futon time
- Location
- Bowling Green
[X] Share bunk
[X] Share bunk
-[X] snuggle and purr
-[X] snuggle and purr
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Tally time.
47- Pulling Alongside
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
[X] Share bunk
-[X] snuggle
Wo is your little Carrier daughter and you're not going to deny her cuddles if she wishes them.
Taking the time to change into your pajamas (white flannel with patterned seals) you quickly hop on in, and Wo wastes no time pulling you under the covers.
"Flagship." she whispers, "Thank you."
"For sleeping with you? That's not a problem!" you cheerily reply. After all, your crew quarters were much more cramped!
"...No." she shakes her head, "For being my... friend."
A... A friend. Wo thinks of you as her friend?
And it strikes you... you've never had a real friend before. Yes, there were other ships that you were friendly with, but you've never had a real, real friend before!
You hug Wo, and she hugs you back. You're never letting her go. You will protect Wo, you swear on it as your pride as a Destroyer!
But for now. Snuggles.
...
Wo is wearing flannel too and is soft.
The next day has almost all the shipgirls on base in the briefing room. You see Yamato off on the corner holding... oh, it's a model of herself. She must have been given it by your Admiral just now. Poor Yamato, she's trying to hook some awnings into place, but it won't do anything for her bare, exposed underside.
You notice Iowa glancing at it a bit too often.
"Attention!" your Admiral declares from the podium, standing next to her Japanese counterpart, "This briefing on Operation: Bridge Burning, shall now commence!"
Oh, you already don't like the sound of this.
The Japanese Admiral repeats her counterpart in Japanese. You notice some frowns on the faces of the Japanese shipgirls too.
"Basically, we are going to strike deep into the heart of Abyssal territory to a point where we estimate the Abyssals are spawning. We plant a nuke there, and blow it to kingdom come!" your Admiral declares, laughing a bit at the end.
"A bold proposal," Kaga nods, asking seriously, "and who shall be the one to plant the bomb?"
"I already have a volunteer!" your Admiral smiles, turning to you, "William D. Porter has selflessly offered her skills for this mission!"
Oh... oh no.
You regret agreeing to this beforehand.
[] Just grit your teeth and bear it. You will survive.
[] Try and weasel your way out of it.
[] Loudly protest. You didn't mean you'd do something like this!
[] Whimper and cling to Wo.
-[X] snuggle
Wo is your little Carrier daughter and you're not going to deny her cuddles if she wishes them.
Taking the time to change into your pajamas (white flannel with patterned seals) you quickly hop on in, and Wo wastes no time pulling you under the covers.
"Flagship." she whispers, "Thank you."
"For sleeping with you? That's not a problem!" you cheerily reply. After all, your crew quarters were much more cramped!
"...No." she shakes her head, "For being my... friend."
A... A friend. Wo thinks of you as her friend?
And it strikes you... you've never had a real friend before. Yes, there were other ships that you were friendly with, but you've never had a real, real friend before!
You hug Wo, and she hugs you back. You're never letting her go. You will protect Wo, you swear on it as your pride as a Destroyer!
But for now. Snuggles.
...
Wo is wearing flannel too and is soft.
The next day has almost all the shipgirls on base in the briefing room. You see Yamato off on the corner holding... oh, it's a model of herself. She must have been given it by your Admiral just now. Poor Yamato, she's trying to hook some awnings into place, but it won't do anything for her bare, exposed underside.
You notice Iowa glancing at it a bit too often.
"Attention!" your Admiral declares from the podium, standing next to her Japanese counterpart, "This briefing on Operation: Bridge Burning, shall now commence!"
Oh, you already don't like the sound of this.
The Japanese Admiral repeats her counterpart in Japanese. You notice some frowns on the faces of the Japanese shipgirls too.
"Basically, we are going to strike deep into the heart of Abyssal territory to a point where we estimate the Abyssals are spawning. We plant a nuke there, and blow it to kingdom come!" your Admiral declares, laughing a bit at the end.
"A bold proposal," Kaga nods, asking seriously, "and who shall be the one to plant the bomb?"
"I already have a volunteer!" your Admiral smiles, turning to you, "William D. Porter has selflessly offered her skills for this mission!"
Oh... oh no.
You regret agreeing to this beforehand.
[] Just grit your teeth and bear it. You will survive.
[] Try and weasel your way out of it.
[] Loudly protest. You didn't mean you'd do something like this!
[] Whimper and cling to Wo.
- Location
- California Conservation Corps
- Pronouns
- She/Her
You know, this briefing sounds almost exactly like one of the ones from my Paranoia game. The one where we ended up detonating a nuke to clear a building.
[X] Just grit your teeth and bear it. You will survive.
-[JK] "Hey Iowa, when I say to run you should probably run like hell."
[X] Just grit your teeth and bear it. You will survive.
-[JK] "Hey Iowa, when I say to run you should probably run like hell."
I see the Admiral watched Pacific Rim recently.
[x] Agree, you will be in command and provide on scene leadership for when Iowa shoots the payload and we all flee like a nuke is about to go off on the horizon