49- Pat Pat
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
[X] Headpat Wo.
Amidst the chaos and confusion that is currently this meeting, Wo is the only thing that makes sense. So you pat her on the head.
She smiles as you do so. Good. This was a wise decision. You continue to pat her until most of the screaming and shouting has died down. Eventually Iowa's protests are the only thing still going.
"Admiral, I can do it! I have much greater chance of surviving than a mere Destroyer!" she argues vehemently, but your Admiral shakes her head.
"Nope, you're a big target with a turning radius the size of a football stadium. All the armor in the world won't save you if you get focused down. Porter stands a greater chance of survival," the Admiral retorts, pointing her finger at Iowa, "If you want to do something important, then you can be bait! Draw the Abyssals off of Porter to give her a better chance of reaching her target!"
Iowa is taken aback, and opens her mouth as if to refuse, but pauses and glances at you.
"...Very well," she nods, "I shall do it."
"Oh... well good," the Admiral looks somewhat surprised, "That will be all for now. Since this is a rather risky mission, everyone will be getting a blank check, within reason, for one last day of recreation before we head out. After all, some of you probably won't make it back."
Wow, real comforting Admiral.
"Flagship..." Wo smiles at you, "Recreation... shore leave..."
That sounds really fun! A blank check, huh? Well, this might be your last chance, so you might as well-
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Amidst the chaos and confusion that is currently this meeting, Wo is the only thing that makes sense. So you pat her on the head.
She smiles as you do so. Good. This was a wise decision. You continue to pat her until most of the screaming and shouting has died down. Eventually Iowa's protests are the only thing still going.
"Admiral, I can do it! I have much greater chance of surviving than a mere Destroyer!" she argues vehemently, but your Admiral shakes her head.
"Nope, you're a big target with a turning radius the size of a football stadium. All the armor in the world won't save you if you get focused down. Porter stands a greater chance of survival," the Admiral retorts, pointing her finger at Iowa, "If you want to do something important, then you can be bait! Draw the Abyssals off of Porter to give her a better chance of reaching her target!"
Iowa is taken aback, and opens her mouth as if to refuse, but pauses and glances at you.
"...Very well," she nods, "I shall do it."
"Oh... well good," the Admiral looks somewhat surprised, "That will be all for now. Since this is a rather risky mission, everyone will be getting a blank check, within reason, for one last day of recreation before we head out. After all, some of you probably won't make it back."
Wow, real comforting Admiral.
"Flagship..." Wo smiles at you, "Recreation... shore leave..."
That sounds really fun! A blank check, huh? Well, this might be your last chance, so you might as well-
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