- Location
- Plato's Cave
Or she's just straight up crazy and hallucinating part or all of what she thinks she's seeing.
Don't Shoot, We're Republican! - A Kantai Collection Quest
- Thread starter TheBleachDoctor
- Start date
Or she's just straight up crazy and hallucinating part or all of what she thinks she's seeing.
Kicker
A perfectionist with an inferiority complex.
- Location
- Malaysia
Shhhhhh, it's alright. Don't think so hard. It's better to just go with the flow and abandon all your common sense. Better for your sanity.
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Vote tally:
##### 3.21
[X] Shoot
No. of votes: 1
AnonymousRabbit
[X] Goddamn it, Hoppo!
No. of votes: 1
Slayers148
[X] Find the Admiral of this base, see if an exorcism can be arranged for your bad luck.
No. of votes: 1
cswvna
[X]Breath deeply
-[X]Look at the ceiling
--[X]Say out loud, Why is this happening to me?
---[X]Am I just a buttjoke for the world?
----[X]Resign yourself to it and sigh slowly.
-----[X]Mentally prepare for anything else the gods throw at you.
------[X]Find another way to contact the admiral.
No. of votes: 1
Firekicker1
[X] *eyelid twitch*
-[X] Express your disagreement with the Hoppo's actions. Violently.
No. of votes: 1
The3rdCorinthian
[X] ...Given my luck, I feel like I should've seen something like that coming.
No. of votes: 1
Interested Party
[X] You just made that much harder kid.
-[X] Whatever, the admiral was in the middle of lewd stuff anyway.
-[X] Let's just go talk to Tulsa, why not? She might have a way of communicating with the admiral, fancy modern ship that she is.
No. of votes: 4
Nottheunmaker, MrLZRS, Nicholas, Cmmdfugal
[X] *eyelid twitch*
[X] You just made that much harder kid.
-[X] Let's just go talk to Tulsa, why not? She might have a way of communicating with the admiral, fancy modern ship that she is.
No. of votes: 10
landcollector, kuletxcore, Firefinder12-B, Krika, FelOnyx, Dirtnap, Jedarol, inquisition, Steelhooves, Kyman201
[X]Breath deeply.
-[X]Look at the ceiling.
--[X]Sing aloud, How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes. Got nowhere to run. The night goes on as I'm fading away. I'm sick of this life, I just wanna scream. How could this happen to me?
[X] Let's just go talk to Tulsa, why not? She might have a way of communicating with the admiral, fancy modern ship that she is.
No. of votes: 2
obssesednuker, Jrin
[X] Goddamn it, Hoppo!
-[X] Maybe you should go home.
--[X] Begin plotting way to sneak back to America
No. of votes: 2
Greek Fire, Sightsear
[X] Acquire computer with Wireless Internet and Try Again.
No. of votes: 1
U.N.Spacy000
##### 3.21
[X] Shoot
No. of votes: 1
AnonymousRabbit
[X] Goddamn it, Hoppo!
No. of votes: 1
Slayers148
[X] Find the Admiral of this base, see if an exorcism can be arranged for your bad luck.
No. of votes: 1
cswvna
[X]Breath deeply
-[X]Look at the ceiling
--[X]Say out loud, Why is this happening to me?
---[X]Am I just a buttjoke for the world?
----[X]Resign yourself to it and sigh slowly.
-----[X]Mentally prepare for anything else the gods throw at you.
------[X]Find another way to contact the admiral.
No. of votes: 1
Firekicker1
[X] *eyelid twitch*
-[X] Express your disagreement with the Hoppo's actions. Violently.
No. of votes: 1
The3rdCorinthian
[X] ...Given my luck, I feel like I should've seen something like that coming.
No. of votes: 1
Interested Party
[X] You just made that much harder kid.
-[X] Whatever, the admiral was in the middle of lewd stuff anyway.
-[X] Let's just go talk to Tulsa, why not? She might have a way of communicating with the admiral, fancy modern ship that she is.
No. of votes: 4
Nottheunmaker, MrLZRS, Nicholas, Cmmdfugal
[X] *eyelid twitch*
[X] You just made that much harder kid.
-[X] Let's just go talk to Tulsa, why not? She might have a way of communicating with the admiral, fancy modern ship that she is.
No. of votes: 10
landcollector, kuletxcore, Firefinder12-B, Krika, FelOnyx, Dirtnap, Jedarol, inquisition, Steelhooves, Kyman201
[X]Breath deeply.
-[X]Look at the ceiling.
--[X]Sing aloud, How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes. Got nowhere to run. The night goes on as I'm fading away. I'm sick of this life, I just wanna scream. How could this happen to me?
[X] Let's just go talk to Tulsa, why not? She might have a way of communicating with the admiral, fancy modern ship that she is.
No. of votes: 2
obssesednuker, Jrin
[X] Goddamn it, Hoppo!
-[X] Maybe you should go home.
--[X] Begin plotting way to sneak back to America
No. of votes: 2
Greek Fire, Sightsear
[X] Acquire computer with Wireless Internet and Try Again.
No. of votes: 1
U.N.Spacy000
Kicker
A perfectionist with an inferiority complex.
- Location
- Malaysia
Tenryuu: Somebody. Kill me. Please.
21- Quite the Hotspot!
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
[X] *eyelid twitch*
[X] You just made that much harder kid.
-[X] Let's just go talk to Tulsa, why not? She might have a way of communicating with the admiral, fancy modern ship that she is.
Hoppo ripped out the internet cords.
She destroyed the internet connection.
Your eyelid twitches as she repeats her catchphrase, as if mocking you.
"You..." you begin, a half-scowl forming on your face, "You just made that much harder, kid..."
Okay, so the communications room is out, how else can you contact your home base?
You think on it for a second before it hits you. Tulsa! She's a fancy modern ship, don't they all have satellite uplinks nowadays? Surely she can get you a direct line to the Admiral, and there's no way Hoppo can sabotage her!
...
Now you have a mental image of Hoppo tearing off Tulsa's rigging as she screams in agony. Gah.
"Let's find Tulsa," you whisper to Mahan, making sure Hoppo left first, "She can help us."
"Tulsa?" Mahan stares, not understanding, until it hits her, "Oh right! Yeah, let's go find her."
Mahan, being more familiar with the base, manages to lead you to where Tulsa was last seen, the two of you hoping that she hasn't moved.
And, thankfully, she hasn't.
She's sitting down in the mess hall, chowing down on a small pile of curry. She's also surrounded by a mixture of Shipgirls, JMSDF personnel, and her former crew all on laptops, tablets, smartphones, and handheld gaming devices.
Getting closer, you see that they're all doing various activities online.
"Excuse me," you lean over an American sailor's shoulder to stare at the cat video he's watching on Youtube, "What is everyone doing?"
"Oh, hello Porter," the sailor smiles as you as she shows you her phone, "We're just leeching off of Tulsa's Wifi. The base's sucks."
You turn to stare at Tulsa, who's happily eating. Her Wifi?... She has that?
Then, suddenly, she stops eating and slams her hands down on the table angrily, rattling everyone's trays and startling them into silence.
"DAMN IT JENKINS!" she screams, glaring at a sailor a few feet down the table, "STOP SEARCHING FOR YOUR FETISH PORN!!!!"
"..." Jenkins, apparently, shrinks back with wide, embarrassed eyes, "Sorry, ma'am."
Welp, you've found Tulsa.
[X] You just made that much harder kid.
-[X] Let's just go talk to Tulsa, why not? She might have a way of communicating with the admiral, fancy modern ship that she is.
Hoppo ripped out the internet cords.
She destroyed the internet connection.
Your eyelid twitches as she repeats her catchphrase, as if mocking you.
"You..." you begin, a half-scowl forming on your face, "You just made that much harder, kid..."
Okay, so the communications room is out, how else can you contact your home base?
You think on it for a second before it hits you. Tulsa! She's a fancy modern ship, don't they all have satellite uplinks nowadays? Surely she can get you a direct line to the Admiral, and there's no way Hoppo can sabotage her!
...
Now you have a mental image of Hoppo tearing off Tulsa's rigging as she screams in agony. Gah.
"Let's find Tulsa," you whisper to Mahan, making sure Hoppo left first, "She can help us."
"Tulsa?" Mahan stares, not understanding, until it hits her, "Oh right! Yeah, let's go find her."
Mahan, being more familiar with the base, manages to lead you to where Tulsa was last seen, the two of you hoping that she hasn't moved.
And, thankfully, she hasn't.
She's sitting down in the mess hall, chowing down on a small pile of curry. She's also surrounded by a mixture of Shipgirls, JMSDF personnel, and her former crew all on laptops, tablets, smartphones, and handheld gaming devices.
Getting closer, you see that they're all doing various activities online.
"Excuse me," you lean over an American sailor's shoulder to stare at the cat video he's watching on Youtube, "What is everyone doing?"
"Oh, hello Porter," the sailor smiles as you as she shows you her phone, "We're just leeching off of Tulsa's Wifi. The base's sucks."
You turn to stare at Tulsa, who's happily eating. Her Wifi?... She has that?
Then, suddenly, she stops eating and slams her hands down on the table angrily, rattling everyone's trays and startling them into silence.
"DAMN IT JENKINS!" she screams, glaring at a sailor a few feet down the table, "STOP SEARCHING FOR YOUR FETISH PORN!!!!"
"..." Jenkins, apparently, shrinks back with wide, embarrassed eyes, "Sorry, ma'am."
Welp, you've found Tulsa.
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Nottheunmaker
Altman be praised
- Location
- USG Ishimura
[X]"Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
-[X] Fingers crossed
I know something will go wrong, but we must try anyway.
-[X] Fingers crossed
I know something will go wrong, but we must try anyway.
KuletXCore
Reviver of Good Shit/Creator of Underrated Ideas.
- Location
- Flipland
[X]"Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
-[X] Fingers crossed
-[X] Fingers crossed
Thors_Alumni
Proud member of Thors Class VII from Liberl
- Location
- Liberl Zemuria.
X]"Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
-[X] Fingers crossed
Actually If Porter told her that he had an urgent message to send to the admiral. (which he does considering that there is an abyssal wandering the base.) Tulsa would have to give him access. All he would have to say is that the matter is urgent and possibly classified. I am not sure how the ranking goes in this story but does Tulsa outrank Porter or is it the other way?
-[X] Fingers crossed
Actually If Porter told her that he had an urgent message to send to the admiral. (which he does considering that there is an abyssal wandering the base.) Tulsa would have to give him access. All he would have to say is that the matter is urgent and possibly classified. I am not sure how the ranking goes in this story but does Tulsa outrank Porter or is it the other way?
Nottheunmaker
Altman be praised
- Location
- USG Ishimura
One, Porter is a girl. Two, I don't think Tulsa has a rank. We're war assets, not enlisted. Right now, I think it'd be up to her whether she does or not.
- Location
- Georgia, United States
Willie's a girl.
- Location
- Plato's Cave
On my phone so I can't check easily, but I thought the Americans all officerized their shipgirls?
- Location
- U.S.
Yup. We are a Commander, normal for DD's. Larger ships have higher ranks too. We all get commissions though.
[X]"Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
-[X] Fingers crossed
MaHaL
Conductor of the Choir of Death
- Location
- Canada
[X]"Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
-[X] Fingers crossed
Better than anything I can come up with.
-[X] Fingers crossed
Better than anything I can come up with.
Kicker
A perfectionist with an inferiority complex.
- Location
- Malaysia
GODDAMIT JENKINS! WHY DID YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
Kicker
A perfectionist with an inferiority complex.
- Location
- Malaysia
The bandwagon seems decent. Make room people!
[X]"Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
-[X] Fingers crossed
[X]"Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
-[X] Fingers crossed
obssesednuker
Commander of 10 Million Men
- Location
- In the Kremlin, activating Perimtr.
[X] Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
-[X] Fingers crossed.
-[X] Fingers crossed.
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inquisition
Not Affiliated With the Spanish Church
- Location
- Valkenheim
[X] "Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
-[X] Fingers crossed
-[X] Fingers crossed
Thors_Alumni
Proud member of Thors Class VII from Liberl
- Location
- Liberl Zemuria.
Sorry about that. I didn't notice that error until you pointed it out for me. and as for Tulsa's Wifi. I am pretty sure she would let someone put in a call to their superiors if she thought it was important enough.
[X]"Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
-[X] Fingers crossed
-[X] Fingers crossed
- Location
- Plato's Cave
[X]"Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
-[X] Fingers crossed
Also, I wonder exactly how good Tusla's Wi-Fi is, and if there's some way to upgrade it as encryption increases. Also, if this means that Tulsa is hackable or not.
-[X] Fingers crossed
Also, I wonder exactly how good Tusla's Wi-Fi is, and if there's some way to upgrade it as encryption increases. Also, if this means that Tulsa is hackable or not.