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Don't Shoot, We're Republican! - A Kantai Collection Quest

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[X]"Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
-[X] Fingers crossed
 
[X]"Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
-[X] Fingers crossed
 
[X]"Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
-[X] Fingers crossed

Nottheunmaker said:
I know something will go wrong, but we must try anyway.
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I kind of see where you're coming from... And I'd honestly rather be railroaded than have the Quest be several posts of "Willie tries a thing... But that doesn't work"
 
[X]"Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
-[X] Fingers crossed

Let's keep the bandwagon rolling.
 
Why do we need to get in touch with our admiral? I feel like this going to dig us deeper into the hole. I kind of feel like Iowa is letting our antics go once she cool down later.
 
Jrin said:
Why do we need to get in touch with our admiral? I feel like this going to dig us deeper into the hole. I kind of feel like Iowa is letting our antics go once she cool down later.
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well, we do need to report about the abyssal on base and how its sabotaging things.

Why do i get the feeling hoppo is going to knock tulsa out somehow..
 
You realize that if the bit about Hoppo's behavior essentially being "she's a cat" is true (considering I'm the first guy to draw the connection, I'm biased to say that it is true) you are essentially accusing a cat of treason?
 
Interested Party said:
You realize that if the bit about Hoppo's behavior essentially being "she's a cat" is true (considering I'm the first guy to draw the connection, I'm biased to say that it is true) you are essentially accusing a cat of treason?
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I KNEW IT! THOSE DAMN CATS CAN'T TO BE TRUSTED! THEY ONLY SERVE THEMSELVES, THOSE TRAITORS! WE SHOULD'VE PICKED DOGS!
 
Firekicker1 said:
I KNEW IT! THOSE DAMN CATS CAN'T TO BE TRUSTED! THEY ONLY SERVE THEMSELVES, THOSE TRAITORS! WE SHOULD'VE PICKED DOGS!
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Slayers148 said:
THIS IS A BLEACH QUEST, AKEBONO!! THERE WILL ALWAYS BE CATS!!
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There is no escape from this quest having cats save being sunk, and maybe not even then (remembers Mahan being effectively sunk and brought back from the brink). :p

Also, @TheBleachDoctor , the numbering on the last three threadmarks is off by a tens place.
 
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22- Skilled Hands
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    • [X]Hi, I'm William D. Porter. We met when you came back? Listen I'm trying to get in touch with our admiral, and the bases internet is out right now. Do you mind us using your satellite link?
    -[X] Fingers crossed
    You summon up the courage to talk to Tulsa. She's your only hope to contact the Admiral, so you shouldn't let your wariness get in the way of what you need to do! After all, even though she's a whole different generation of ship, that doesn't mean that she's all that different from you!

    "H-Hello, Tulsa," you speak up, catching her attention amidst the ruckus, "I'm William D. Porter, do you remember me?"

    "Hm?" she stares at you for a second, before smiling cheerfully, "Ah, yes, Porter, you were there to greet me as I came back!"

    She remembered you! Maybe she-!

    "Don't shoot," she raises her hands in mock surrender, "I'm Republican."

    "..." your eyelid twitches. Why.

    "Hm..." Tulsa furrows her brow, mulling over something, "Maybe that saying doesn't work anymore... the political parties have kind of changed since then..."

    "Tulsa," Mahan cuts in, "Porter was wondering if she could use your satellite uplink, we've been having trouble contacting the Admiral."

    Tulsa beams happily, "Oh, of course, I'd be more than happy to do so!"

    Suddenly she stands up, crossing her arms before sternly shouting, "All right, all of you, I'm cutting the internet in one minute! Switch networks!"

    Shipgirls and humans alike frantically click and tap, switching over to the base's internet and scattering to get better reception.
    After that comical display, Tulsa chuckles, pulling a tiny screen out of nowhere before plugging it into her headset, holding it up in front of you.

    The screen flickers, finally displaying the Admiral.

    "Porter, there you are!" worry is practically radiating from her, "Your connection cut out earlier! Is something wrong?"

    "Er, that's what I was going to tell you," you answer as you put on the headset Tulsa offered you, "You see, there's something odd going on. The Japanese Admiral-"

    "Go home."

    Your eyes bug out as you see Hoppo totter up to Tulsa with a plastic spork, and proceeds to jab the LCS in the knee with it.

    There's a moment of silence, before Tulsa slowly turns to Hoppo, a cold grin frozen onto her features.

    "I was wondering how my weapons would perform, now that I'm like this...." she grinds out, "Do I have a volunteer?"

    "Eep!" Hoppo squeaks in surprise, running away at top speed.

    You sigh in relief, seeing as the connection is still intact.

    "Was... that an Abyssal?" your Admiral asks with a bit of incredulity.

    "Yes," you nod, "There's also something weirder than that happening here. You see, their Minister of-"

    "Say no more," she shakes her head, "Well, I was going to have to pay a visit to Japan soon, might as well now."

    "Admiral?" you blink, a visit? But you were just looking for advice!

    "I'll be there in a few days," she informs you, "The USS Gerald R Ford will be making the trip soon anyways. I'll hitch a ride on that."

    You should be worried for her, but the Enterprise will be escorting the Ford, so she's in safe hands.

    "If you've got anything else to tell me, wait until I arrive," she finishes... but then adds, "Now, Porter, tell me...."

    She lifts up a lovingly-detailed model of the Yamato, her fingers delicately tracing down the keel, her breath playfully flapping the little rising sun on the mast. Such a lewd display! You and Mahan instantly flush in embarrassment. How could she do such a thing right in front of you?! Is she going to show that to Yamato?! It would cause an international incident!!!

    "Do you think I got her right?" your Admiral asks eagerly, "I spent a lot of time on her... I don't want to hand Yamato a flawed representation of her, you know!"

    You open your mouth to speak, but Tulsa beats you to the punch.

    "She's great, Admiral!" she answers encouragingly, "Yamato will love it!"

    How... How could Tulsa say such a thing with a straight face?! She's a sexual deviant too, isn't she? You just knew it!!!

    "Excellent," your Admiral smiles, setting the model down, "I'll be there in a few days. See you soon, Porter!"

    And with that, the communication ends.

    "Such detail," Tulsa nods appreciatively, "The Admiral has such skilled hands, don't you agree?"

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    -[x] Realize what just happened and try to think where you went wrong.
    --[x] Once you find out where, make effort to improve.
    [x] Go out. Get some air. See what Japan has to offer if it would do anything to elevate you from this madness before you went insane.
     
    [X] Blink
    -[X] Realize what just happened and try to think where you went wrong.
    --[X] Once you find out where, make effort to improve.
    [X] Go out. Get some air. See what Japan has to offer if it would do anything to elevate you from this madness before you went insane.
     
    TheBleachDoctor said:
    "Go home."

    Your eyes bug out as you see Hoppo totter up to Tulsa with a plastic spork, and proceeds to jab the LCS in the knee with it.
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    Oh, you again. I don't suppose you have anything better to do, Hoppo?

    TheBleachDoctor said:
    "Such detail," Tulsa nods appreciatively, "The Admiral has such skilled hands, don't you agree?"
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    So..so lewd.

    [X] Stare at Tulsa incredulously
    [X] Hastily excuse yourself
    [X] Go out. Get some air. See what Japan has to offer if it would do anything to elevate you from this madness before you went insane.
     
    [X] Stare blankly at Tulsa. Is...is this the navy now? You thought it was just the admiral but if it's Tulsa too...
    [X] Go out. Get some air. See what Japan has to offer if it would do anything to elevate you from this madness before you go insane.
     
    [X] Stare blankly at Tulsa. Is...is this the navy now? You thought it was just the admiral but if it's Tulsa too...
    [X] Go out. Get some air. See what Japan has to offer if it would do anything to elevate you from this madness before you go insane.

    TheBleachDoctor said:
    She lifts up a lovingly-detailed model of the Yamato, her fingers delicately tracing down the keel, her breath playfully flapping the little rising sun on the mast. Such a lewd display! You and Mahan instantly flush in embarrassment. How could she do such a thing right in front of you?! Is she going to show that to Yamato?! It would cause an international incident!!!
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    Methinks we should construct a detailed statue of the Admiral without clothes, then, when she freaks out, play ignorant as to why she would be upset when we're just following her lead. If that doesn't get the implications through to her, nothing will.

    (Crack version: the Admiral loves it and commissions similar sculptures of all her senior staff.)
     
    [x] Blink
    -[x] Realize what just happened and try to think where you went wrong.
    --[x] Once you find out where, make effort to improve.
    [x] Go out. Get some air. See what Japan has to offer if it would do anything to elevate you from thismadness before you went insane.
     
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