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Don't Shoot, We're Republican! - A Kantai Collection Quest

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[X] "I'd love to kid, I'd love to..."

This is enough for me. The hugs are a bit too soon though.

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[X] I'd love to kid, I'd love to...
No. of votes: 7
Nottheunmaker, MrLZRS, Steelhooves, Dirtnap, Nicholas, Sightsear, FelOnyx

[X] No, you go home.
[X] grabs another bottle of sake.
No. of votes: 2
Slayers148, Nervos Belli

[X] Pet the Hoppo
No. of votes: 1
veekie

[X]Hug the Hoppo
No. of votes: 1
OverReactionGuy

[X] I kind of wish I could. Orders are orders, though. *sigh*
[X] Follow Iowa's order to watch the Abyssal until she comes back with Mahan.
No. of votes: 1
landcollector

[X] I'd love to kid, I'd love to...
-[X] Pet the Hoppo
--[X] THEN Hug the Hoppo
No. of votes: 9
sasahara17, Interested Party, obssesednuker, Jedarol, Krika, U.N.Spacy000, inquisition, Greek Fire, AnonymousRabbit

[X] I'd love to kid, I'd love to...
-[X] *Sigh* *Consider bottle*
--[X] What? You want some?
---[X] Whatever. Maybe you'll be easier to watch this way.
No. of votes: 1
Vebyast

[X] Do NOT pet the Hoppo
-[X] Hey, are you hungry?
--[X] Search for snacks, share some with the Hoppo
No. of votes: 1
Kyman201

 
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    • [X] I'd love to kid, I'd love to...
    -[X] Pet the Hoppo
    --[X] THEN Hug the Hoppo
    You look down at the Abyssal as she tells you to go home.

    "I'd love to, kid," you sigh truthfully, "I'd love to..."

    But you can't. This is your assignment, here, and you can't let your Admiral down.

    You absentmindedly pet Hoppo, who doesn't seem to acknowledge the gesture.
    You take that as the go-ahead to hug her.

    Wrapping your arms around her and lifting her up into the air for a hug, she beats on your chest with her tiny fists. Ah, guess she doesn't like that.
    You set her down, and she puts some distance between you and her.

    You sigh. Looks like the little Abyssal doesn't like you right now.

    "Reppu," Hoppo pulls out her little Zero and tosses it in your direction. It kind of glides for a few feet before wobbling and bouncing to the ground, stopping between your feet.
    Huh? Was she trying to hit you with it? Well she misse-
    Streaks of fire into the air incoming kamikaze doesn't hit impacts water sinks explosion underneath torn hull water rushing in sinking sinking no please don't leave me don't leave me to die don't-!
    when you finally gather your wits, you're pinned to the ground by another Shipgirl, and your screams die in your throat. Your Rigging has been summoned, and the dorm is... kind of on fire. Mahan is running around with her Fairies wielding fire extinguishers, frantically trying to put out the fires.

    "Goddammit, Porter!" Iowa shouts angrily, apparently the one restraining you, "I can't leave you alone for two whole minutes, can I?!"

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    • [X] Shut your eyes tight, try hard not to cry, and fail.
    Seems like approximately the right reaction. Also funny and feelsy.
     
    [j] Hug the Willia- wait a minute that's us.

    [X] Shut your eyes tight, try hard not to cry, and fail.
     
    [X] Shut your eyes tight, try hard not to cry, and fail.
    -[X] "I didn't hurt Hoppo, did I?"
    [X] "S-sorry, Iowa. Hoppo threw a plane at me and I...I had a flashback to how I was sunk the first time."

    Wow, Porter has had a really bad day, and all because of a series of absurdly unlikely events chained back-to-back that never happens to anyone else, and thus, everyone just thinks she sucks.

    Then again, that's par for the course for Porter, really.

    ...being Porter is suffering.
     
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    [X] Shut your eyes tight, try hard not to cry, and fail.
    -[X] "I didn't hurt Hoppo, did I?"
    -[X] "S-sorry, Iowa. Hoppo threw a plane at me and I...I had a flashback to how I was sunk the first time."

    Time to cry our little Fletcher heart out again.
     
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    [x] Look for one of the two much more useful ships you almost share a name with, to see who Iowa is talking about.
    -[x] (assuming failure) try not to cry
    --[x] cry a lot
     
    [X] Shut your eyes tight, try hard not to cry, and fail.
    -[X] "I didn't hurt Hoppo, did I?"

    'Cause Nagato might kill us if we hurt Hoppo...
     
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    [X] Shut your eyes tight, try hard not to cry, and fail.
     
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    I TOLD you not to hug the Hoppo! I warned you! Y'all just HAD to try and hug the little Abyssal that clearly doesn't like you! :p

    [X] Kamikaze... (In the most fearful PTSD voice we can)
    -[X] Then ask what happened after we get our bearing.

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    [X] Shut your eyes tight, try hard not to cry, and fail.
    -[X] "I didn't hurt Hoppo, did I?"
    [X] "S-sorry, Iowa. Hoppo threw a plane at me and I...I had a flashback to how I was sunk the first time."
     
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