Correction: surface or air launched torepedoes these days are ASW weapons only. For submarines, they are still their primary armament for attacking both submerged and surface targets. Unless their boomers, which shouldn't be engaging in naval battles unless something has gone horribly wrong.
Correction: surface or air launched torepedoes these days are ASW weapons only. For submarines, they are still their primary armament for attacking both submerged and surface targets. Unless their boomers, which shouldn't be engaging in naval battles unless something has gone horribly wrong.
[X] "...Hi, nice to meet you. Again."
-[X] "...You fought bravely... Your crew is... Iowa, you wanna take this one?"
--[X] "...I'm gonna lie down now..." (For real)
---[X] Just faceplant into the water. If they think you're dramatic, let's see how they respond to just passing out.
This is gonna sound ignorant but who is the mighty midget up there?
Vote tally: ##### 3.21
[X] Hold a eulogy/wake/funeral whatever for USS Tulsa.
-[X] Have Tulsa be the honored speaker as next-of-kin.
-[X] All Serious Deadpan Face.
-[X] Ladyships and Gentlemen, we are gathered here today in remembrance of LCS-16, USS Tulsa, who has valiantly fought against the Abyssal threat in service of our nation... No. of votes: 2 VC Project, Jrin
[X] ...Hi, nice to meet you. Again.
-[X] ...You fought brave...Your crew is...Iowa, you wanna take this one?
--[X] ...I'm gonna lie down now...
---[X] (Maybe Kongou will catch you since Iowa was a butt) No. of votes: 5 The Bushranger, Cmmdfugal, Ramble, Drasis, johnnyjr100
[X] ...Hi, nice to meet you. Again.
-[X] ...You fought bravly... Your crew is... Iowa, you wanna take this one?
--[X] ...I'm gonna lie down now... (For real)
---[X] (Maybe Kongou will catch you since Iowa was a butt) No. of votes: 4 EmpirePlayer, Slayers148, USCGC Taney, Night_stalker
[X] ...Hi, nice to meet you. Again.
-[X] ...You fought bravely... Your crew is... Iowa, you wanna take this one?
--[X] ...I'm gonna lie down now... (For real)
---[X] (Maybe Kongou will catch you since Iowa was a butt) No. of votes: 4 AnonymousRabbit, MissingJimbo, inquisition, SirLagginton
[X] ...Hi, nice to meet you. Again.
-[X] ...You fought brave...Your crew is...Iowa, you wanna take this one?
--[X] ...I'm gonna lie down now...
---[X] Just faceplant into the water. If they think you're dramatic, let's see how they respond to just passing out. No. of votes: 1 bdun140
[X] ...Hi, nice to meet you. Again.
-[X] ...You fought bravely...Your crew is...Iowa, you wanna take this one?
--[X] ...I'm gonna lie down now...
---[X] Collapse into Tulsa's arms. No. of votes: 2 Greek Fire, MacroDaemon
[X] ...Hi, nice to meet you. Again. -[X] ...You fought bravely... Your crew is... Iowa, you wanna take this one? --[X] ...I'm gonna lie down now... (For real) ---[X] Just faceplant into the water. If they think you're dramatic, let's see how they respond to just passing out.
Well, Kongou broke the silence. You might as well say something.
"...Hi," you say, a bit quietly, "Nice to meet you. Again."
She just smiles at you, and you continue, "You fought bravely... your crew is... Iowa, you want to take this one?"
You're not feeling so hot.
"I'm just gonna... lie down now..."
Between the pain and shock of the day, you've had enough of consciousness.
You faceplant into the water and pass out.
.......
.........
You have a very weird dream.
"Hello Porter I am home now," your Admiral bursts through the door of your dorm room, her shirt inexplicably flying off, "And I am looking so handsome with my uniform off."
You swoon, "Oooh Admiral oooh."
"Let's do it," you moan as she catches you.
"Yes," she gazes deep into your eyes, "and I will leave my hat on."
Within a 20 mile radius of the event...
Fairies were cheering, "AMERICA!"
Iowa was crying, "You're such an amazing Destroyer, Porter, I was wrong to doubt you!"
It was amazing.
The end (of your dream).
..........
You wake up to a warm, comforting feeling.
Oh, you're in the docks. From the feel of things, you're fully repaired. Nice.
So someone brought you here? This is probably the Japanese docks.
[X] So, you are awake now. Guess it's time to go exploring.
-[X] Exit the docks, ask for instructions on where is the Japanese Admiral's Office.
EDIT: On reflection, being towed into the Japanese Base might make for a poorer impression to balance out the fact that we survived being the focus of a Re-Class.
[X] So, you are awake now. Guess it's time to go exploring.
-[X] Exit the docks, ask for instructions on where is the Japanese Admiral's Office. --[jk] Look at the... newspaper?... your guide handed to you. You don't read Japanese, but there's a picture of the returning fleet, and you... getting dragged in... oh dear...
I blame @EmpirePlayer for this!... though, being Willie D. Porter is suffering, so I probably would have come up with this myself. I'll just leave it as a joke for now, and see if anyone wants to run with it.
[X] So, you're awake now. Time to go exploring.
-[X] Exit the docks, ask for directions to the Admiral's Office, and where Iowa and the rest of the Task Force are. Also ask about Tulsa, is she around?
-[X] Go find whoever' closest.
[X] So, you're awake now. Time to go exploring.
-[X] Exit the docks, ask for directions to the Admiral's Office, and where Iowa and the rest of the Task Force are. Also ask about Tulsa, is she around?
-[X] Go find whoever' closest.
[X] So, you're awake now. Time to go exploring.
-[X] Exit the docks, ask for directions to the Admiral's Office, and where Iowa and the rest of the Task Force are. Also ask about Tulsa, is she around?
-[X] Go find whoever' closest.
[X] So, you're awake now. Time to go exploring.
-[X] Exit the docks, ask for directions to the Admiral's Office, and where Iowa and the rest of the Task Force are. Also ask about Tulsa, is she around?
-[X] Go find whoever' closest.
[X] So, you're awake now. Time to go exploring.
-[X] Exit the docks, ask for directions to the Admiral's Office, and where Iowa and the rest of the Task Force are. Also ask about Tulsa, is she around?
-[X] Go find whoever' closest.
Do we know any Japanese? Because I see this leading to hilarious misunderstandings if we don't...
