De3ta Plays: Bloodborne.....Prepare for So'Domy

Baby update of WHA THE FUCK!


"Nice" Old Lady: *Goes off about how outsiders are terrible*

*Screenshots, why must you fuck me this way*

Everyone in this City I have met, except for Gilbert *Coughing guy from the Central Yharnem lantern* and Doll, is an asshole, pervert, or psychopath.



Nice! New outfi-*Wormhole*..the fuck is this?



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH




What The FUK! What in the hell just happened?!??!?



........

*Goes over, runs back*



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Oh you encountered the wormhole i see.

Im afraid we can't answer questions about that.

For you lack the eyes needed to see the truth.

Plant eyes upon our brains, To cleanse our beastly Idiocy!

Besides the truth will reveal itself in time.
 
FUCK YOU AA WITH YOUR AA GUN BULL SHIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
 
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Well, this seems fine.

*Giant pig noises*

WellLet'sustTakeThatLadderAndGetTheFuckOu-

"NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

*Oh God they just went in........*
Okay, lemme just explain my reasoning, here. You were poking around the entrance, and I wasn't sure which path you were gonna take.
Thing is, if you take the piggy path, you have to go full charge, or it makes a charge of its own, oneshotting you.
If you delayed a few more seconds, then took the piggy path instead of the ladder, you'd have gotten oneshot, so I made a battlefield decision.

*Nods firmly*
 
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