alright, new plan - shorter snips, more regular posts - sound like a plan?
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All in all, Richardson decided, getting kidnapped was going swimmingly.
Sure, he was almost certain that at least some of those very impressive high-energy weapon systems were trained on him most of the time, and all he had to eat was a few crates of protein bars from who-knows-where (the labels were all in, of all things, Japanese) and a bunch of fish blast fished via plasma fire that they assured him were non-toxic. He'd have to take their word on it. So far, none of the overly-colored fish had given him trouble. Still, at least the base's old solar still still worked.
Aside from the food situation and the risk of horrible disintegration by pseudo-alien warships, this was actually going quite nicely. He had the beach all to himself, sapphire waters lapping against soft sands - even the cruiser sitting off shore was an enjoyable site, once you got used to it.
Richardson looked back down at the small notebook he had dug out from his pant pocket, surprised to find it still dry. the page it was open to was now filled with various guesstimated measurements for the cruiser in front of him in his horrible handwriting. It would be interesting to see if there was any variance from the actual historical vessels, but eye-balling the numbers wouldn't really work for that. Still, it was something. He had already started taking an inventory of the weapon systems when he heard the sound of sand shifting behind him. "What's that?"
"Augusta's measurements," Richardson replied idly. One thing work had prepared him for was multitasking - if he'd stopped working every time someone had asked him a question, he rather doubted he would have ever gotten any work done. "I wanted to compare them to what we have on record if I ever get out of this in once piece."
"You lot have my measurements on file? I'm not sure if I'm flattered or embarrassed."
Richardson finally looked up from his notes to see Augusta leaning over his shoulder, her eyes watching his face carefully. Richardson blinked owlishly for a moment before his brain finally kicked in. "GAH!!" Richardson reeled back, sand kicking into the air as he flailed for a moment. He recovered after a few seconds, just in time to catch Augusta dusting sand off of her cloak as she chuckled softly.
"Really now," Augusta began, "ogling a poor defenseless girl like that? Tis' inappropriate."
Richardson gaped for a few moments before he managed to put together any sort of coherent comeback. "Defenseless my foot! You have laser batteries!"
"Are you suggesting I should use them?" As Augusta spoke, the soft whir and hum of high-energy weaponry coming on-line drifted across the water to where he sat in the sand.
"No!" Richardson quickly answered, arms flailing as he waved her off. "I mean - gah!" Richardson finally just collapsed onto his back into the sand. "I thought normal woman were difficult enough..."
"Lady troubles?" Augusta asked as she lowered herself to take a seat next to him.
Richardson gave the Mental Model a sideways glance before dropping his head back down and sighing. "All thing's considered, it could be worse..."