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The power of cuteness is its own magic.
...I personally feel that there isn't enough moe. Then again i'm a guy :p

It is in interesting take on what could be. I suppose my own question is just how old was Harry when the whole crossdressing business started. Depending on the age Harry's mentality over the whole thing could be very different, though it is probably pointless seeing as how he eventually started wearing them because they WERE his mother's.

...Did he at least freak out some people when he went to the loo in public?
 
A interesting premise. One I wouldn't mind seeing where it goes. I'm assuming from how it is writing that Harry thinks of himself as male just that he enjoys wearing feminine clothes. be interesting to see how he deals with it as he goes through pubity.

We only had Snapes views detailed with Hagrid seeing Harry's fasion choice in, I'm guessing, a simular manner to how he treats more interesting amimals (i.e. not to judge them by their scary exteriar). It would be interesting to know what the rest of the students think (i could see pure blood mistaking it for normal with the robes they usally wear and how badly dressed the wizards at the world cup were dressed. would the 1st gens be more offended?)
He thinks of himself as male, and basically grew up wearing feminine clothing instead of masculine clothing. So for him it's normal, even if he eventually figures out that others don't see it as such and why. But by then he's also learned to not care so much, especially as magic has ensured that they were also more comfortable than any non-feminine clothing he's ever tried on.

...not that he's tried on charmed/enchanted male clothing at all, of course, otherwise he might've realized where the distinction actually sits.
I suppose my own question is just how old was Harry when the whole crossdressing business started.
See start of snippet:
It started with a delivery, shortly after her precious Dudley's third birthday.
...Did he at least freak out some people when he went to the loo in public?
This is likely an ongoing thing that happens on a fairly regular basis, yes.
 
...not that he's tried on charmed/enchanted male clothing at all, of course, otherwise he might've realized where the distinction actually sits.
Not that the distinction is going to matter by this point. It can be very difficult to convince a kid to try wearing something different than what they're used to, and by this point female clothing is what he's used to so I'd expect he'd find male clothing, even with all the spells uncomfortable simply because they're different.
 
A Yeager is 1.980 tons.
...
...transports weights 2.000 tons.
Please don't use a period to denote the thousands place. Ever. A period in a number is called a decimal point, and is used to separate whole numbers from decimal fractions thereof. What you meant may have been that Gipsy Danger weighs almost 2,000 tons, but what you wrote was that it weighs less than 2. I spent a good 5 minutes trying to work out what kind of insane person with zero sense of scale would write that in a guidebook somewhere, before finding the actual number on the wiki page and figuring out what happened.
 
Please don't use a period to denote the thousands place. Ever. A period in a number is called a decimal point, and is used to separate whole numbers from decimal fractions thereof. What you meant may have been that Gipsy Danger weighs almost 2,000 tons, but what you wrote was that it weighs less than 2. I spent a good 5 minutes trying to work out what kind of insane person with zero sense of scale would write that in a guidebook somewhere, before finding the actual number on the wiki page and figuring out what happened.
It's a common method in parts of Europe and some other areas to use periods as a thousands separator and commas as the decimal. Here's some of Oracle's documentation on which locales use it:

You'll note that most use a comma for the decimal, and commonly use spaces for the thousands separator. It's really the US and Britain that use the 1,234.5 format.
 
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Please don't use a period to denote the thousands place. Ever. A period in a number is called a decimal point, and is used to separate whole numbers from decimal fractions thereof. What you meant may have been that Gipsy Danger weighs almost 2,000 tons, but what you wrote was that it weighs less than 2. I spent a good 5 minutes trying to work out what kind of insane person with zero sense of scale would write that in a guidebook somewhere, before finding the actual number on the wiki page and figuring out what happened.


Italian here, we get taught (and I suspect it is the same for the rest of Europe) that wovels are used for decimals and point/period to denote the "thousand and above", so for someone taught here two thousand tons are written 2.000.
 
Please don't use a period to denote the thousands place. Ever. A period in a number is called a decimal point, and is used to separate whole numbers from decimal fractions thereof. What you meant may have been that Gipsy Danger weighs almost 2,000 tons, but what you wrote was that it weighs less than 2. I spent a good 5 minutes trying to work out what kind of insane person with zero sense of scale would write that in a guidebook somewhere, before finding the actual number on the wiki page and figuring out what happened.
What the others say.
In Europe we write 12.000,25
In money, we say €12.000,25
That you would probably write $12,000.25 is something I can't help, thats typically Britsch weirdness, that it's former colonies haven't escaped either.
Try writing one millioen and fifteen penies a few times, the dots are easier.
1.000.000,15 versus 1,000,000.15
 
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Please don't use a period to denote the thousands place. Ever. A period in a number is called a decimal point, and is used to separate whole numbers from decimal fractions thereof. What you meant may have been that Gipsy Danger weighs almost 2,000 tons, but what you wrote was that it weighs less than 2. I spent a good 5 minutes trying to work out what kind of insane person with zero sense of scale would write that in a guidebook somewhere, before finding the actual number on the wiki page and figuring out what happened.
It's actually quite common in many parts of the world to use commas for decimal points and periods for seperators for the thousand/millions/etc...
As annoying as you or I find it, it is commonly accepted and you need to be aware of that. Just be thankful you don't need to support software that will know haw to handle all the regional variations.
 
HP - The Greatest Hogwarts Mystery
Harry had just received his first ever Hogwarts timetable and was incredibly confused. He looked at the timetable, did some mental math, then looked up at the staff table in the Great Hall. Frowning, he got up and walked down the table to where Percy was sitting.

"Hey Percy," Harry said. "Where do the other teachers eat, and why weren't they at the feast last night?"

Percy looked up at the nearly full staff table, missing only the heads of houses who were handing out timetables, then to Harry. "What other teachers?"

Harry waved his timetable. "There have to be other teachers, don't there? Not enough hours in the day for a single teacher for each class to cover all years if they've got multiple sessions a week."

There was a moment where most of the students around them obviously decided that Harry was crazy, but Percy's eyes widened in shock. "You noticed? As a first year?" He then jumped up before Harry could reply and dragged him around the table and to an older Ravenclaw student. "Murial, Potter noticed!"

The girl looked up from the book she'd been reading to glance at Harry and Percy, eyebrow raised. "Noticed what?"

"That the timetables are impossible."

"He WHAT?" she yelled. "But he's a firsty! Oh Merlin, he's a first year, nobody's ever gotten data from anyone under fourth year..."

"Exactly! He's going to need his own log, immediately."

"I'm more confused than I started," Harry mumbled.

Percy turned to Harry, bouncing slightly in excitement as Murial darted out of the Great Hall. "There's a seventy-eight year long study that's been passed down from class to class on how the professors can possibly teach all of their classes. Even the professors don't know how it works, just that it does. Murial is going to bring you back a log, tied to the records, for you to note down what you do for every class period. If you go to class, or the library, or it's canceled for some reason, whatever."

"What is the meaning of this running around?" Professor Snape asked, having reached them before anyone else had.

Percy's bouncing continued unabated. "Potter noticed the impossible timetables and asked me about other professors."

Professor Snape's eyes widened, and he gave Harry an odd look. "Is that so? I'll have to keep an eye on you, Potter, as it seems that there may be more of your mother in you than I thought."

Harry still wasn't sure what the big deal was, and was starting to regret having brought anything up at all...
 
Isn't the simple answer that the teachers use time turners?
Only until you need to explain how multiple classes can go to Herbology or Care of Magical Creatures outside at the same time without running into each other and without seeing multiple instances of the teachers. Or, perhaps, until you need to explain how Professor Binns, a ghost, is using a time turner to teach in multiple classrooms at the same time.

And that's before the Marauder's Map comes into play, where I'd expect that seeing multiple instances of the teachers during the day would've drawn attention...
 
Or there are other teachers and there is a perception filter that makes all students think their teacher is the only teacher for a subject. And we, the readers, only ever see the students' perspective (ie third-person limited).
 
There's about five teachers for each subject, they all just take turns teaching while disguised as the head of the department. That way Hogwarts can claim every one of their classes is taught by a master in their craft, as well as absurdly low class sizes!

(The ones that have to teach Charms have it worst. You can do most of the other teachers with a combination of illusions and wardrobe, but Filius is just too dang short, it's polyjuice or nothing.)
 
Guys, guys! It's actually very easy. I only needed one sentence to explain all of these!

It's magic!

...Okay, i'm waiting for someone to either "bah-doo-tsh" me or toss me out. Any moment now...
 
Perhaps Hogwarts is dimensionally iterative. That is when there is a need Hogwarts exists simultaneously in multiple, fractional, dimensions anchored through the teachers. With the school and magic smoothing the edges and any integration needed.
 
Only until you need to explain how multiple classes can go to Herbology or Care of Magical Creatures outside at the same time without running into each other and without seeing multiple instances of the teachers. Or, perhaps, until you need to explain how Professor Binns, a ghost, is using a time turner to teach in multiple classrooms at the same time.
Perhaps Hogwarts is dimensionally iterative. That is when there is a need Hogwarts exists simultaneously in multiple, fractional, dimensions anchored through the teachers. With the school and magic smoothing the edges and any integration needed.

Wizarding World, the Dive MMORPG, perhaps? The AI can't support more than a few fully-interactive programs, and learning magic requires actually casting it, whereas regular skills can just be memory-edited in (ditto for family life). As for why? Maybe kids who graduate pop out on the surface of a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri, and get told about how they're the last magical survivors of Earth-That-Was?
 
Herbology has multiple greenhouses, so you can concurrently hold classes in more than one greenhouse. If you want to make it less obvious, have the greenhouses space out around the castle and not clumped up in one location, it can even make sense as separate facilities for different plant species could require a minimum distance between those plants.

Also plants that need morning sunlight vs plants that need sunset..

CoMC can be similar with lessons reviewing different creatures in different locations, the weird part for me is that the CoMC classes we saw were all outside, I imagine most other instructors would only be outside for hands on demonstrations with creatures that cannot be brought into a classroom inside the castle, with the remaining time spent in books with rote memorization.

and Bins doesn't need to eat and the rest of the schedule can be worked around him. Alternatively, since ghosts when they die wear the same clothing, he has a ghostly duplicate of a time turner. Nobody tell the unspeakables or dumbledore will have to hire an actual paid history professor.
 
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It's a common method in parts of Europe and some other areas to use periods as a thousands separator and commas as the decimal. Here's some of Oracle's documentation on which locales use it:

You'll note that most use a comma for the decimal, and commonly use spaces for the thousands separator. It's really the US and Britain that use the 1,234.5 format.
>...You guys do realize, only the first of you gets an "Informative" rating from me. No points for second place. :p
Good to know, and I wonder why I haven't heard of this before.

However, what I said isn't completely invalid. If you're writing in English, on an English-language website, you should try to write numbers in English too, wouldn't you agree? It's part of the language, and mixing in things that are switched in a different language remains incredibly confusing. Like if someone's native language spelled their word for pig as "horse" and horse as "pig," and they kept referring to pigs as horses despite being on a site with a language where "horse" means horse and "pig" means pig. So even if it's understandable that you might forget, I do still ask that you understand our side of things too and try to remember when you can.
Herbology has multiple greenhouses, so you can concurrently hold classes in more than one greenhouse. If you want to make it less obvious, have the greenhouses space out around the castle and not clumped up in one location, it can even make sense as separate facilities for different plant species could require a minimum distance between those plants.

Also plants that need morning sunlight vs plants that need sunset..

CoMC can be similar with lessons reviewing different creatures in different locations, the weird part for me is that the CoMC classes we saw were all outside, I imagine most other instructors would only be outside for hands on demonstrations with creatures that cannot be brought into a classroom inside the castle, with the remaining time spent in books with rote memorization.

and Bins doesn't need to eat and the rest of the schedule can be worked around him. Alternatively, since ghosts when they die wear the same clothing, he has a ghostly duplicate of a time turner. Nobody tell the unspeakables or dumbledore will have to hire an actual paid history professor.
That doesn't explain why the professors themselves don't know how it works. If it was time turners, that wouldn't be the case. Unless they are lying for the sake of a big, gigantic in-joke at the student body's expense from the entire staff...

Though honestly, assuming one ignores any specific discrepancies, I don't entirely see the issue... if one assumes that each class meets only once per week for any given student. There's only 7 years, and classes typically take 2/4 houses at a time. Moreover, not all subjects are taught in all years. From the professors' side at least, even the worst subjects only have to teach 2-3 classes a day even with weekends off. Assuming they have ways to save time on the teachers' side of the homework, which is an assumption fair to make with magic involved.

The problem is that big, gigantic "IF" that goes directly against canon for most of everything that's not Astronomy. Therefore, I propose that Hogwarts is fudging the numbers by somehow making one class session count as a session on every day they are scheduled. Possibly in combination with making each class session be Shrodinger's Students, simultaneously every year's students and none of them.

We don't ask about who attends when it's none of them.

EDIT: Alternately, all homework is actually graded by Hogwarts itself, so the professors only ever need to teach the classes. If each class then meets every other day at most, 7 classes a day of 45 minutes or so each isn't undoable.
 
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If you're writing in English, on an English-language website, you should try to write numbers in English too, wouldn't you agree?
If all English speakers wrote numbers one way, then you might have a point, since places like South Africa(which uses the decimal comma), and Australia(which uses the official international weights and measures system with spaces instead of commas) exist, not to mention India and their screwy comma system you're wrong.
So even if it's understandable that you might forget, I do still ask that you understand our side of things too and try to remember when you can.
It's not part of the language, it's part of regional practices, just accept you're wrong and stop trying to make people fit what you're used to.
 
If all English speakers wrote numbers one way, then you might have a point, since places like South Africa(which uses the decimal comma), and Australia(which uses the official international weights and measures system with spaces instead of commas) exist, not to mention India and their screwy comma system you're wrong.
It's not part of the language, it's part of regional practices, just accept you're wrong and stop trying to make people fit what you're used to.
I was going to leave this alone, as I said in my PM about clearing the air over our constant disagreements. Then I did the most basic of fact-checking, a Google search, and realized something: This time at least, you're just full of shit. South Africa has English as only one of many official languages, and not the main one. Australia uses the decimal point. And of course, I don't even need to mention how India is most definitely not an English-primary nation, but they actually also use the decimal point with Hindu-Arabic numerals, so deal with it.

Not a single example you used was true. You actively lied in an attempt to assassinate my reputation with insinuations of bigotry. Over something incredibly trivial. So much for both of us being reasonable people butting heads by random chance.
 
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